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ErnieSmallzz:
Bar ke? Anyway enjoy o. And dnt 4geh 2 gist me bou it o!

not to worry

[quote author=ErnieSmallzz post=45180237][/quote]so dat homophobic nairalanders go come lynch us shey

Some bar joint in a hotel in kubwa.

Eddygourdo:
hahaahahaha and all of a sudden the homosexual has time. Don't bother I have class oh, if I leave women , it should be a man with class and not an ekuke who displays his debased self on nairaland. Hahahahahahahaha. Shame on you. Honey ? Dat was hilarious. You brain is also a homo its inlove with self delusion and idocy apparently. U go suffer

u are definitely gay to think like dis.

You hav only one life stop livin in self denial, bye.

Jacksonville:
Lol..i dnt have money for that. But if u were a bit polite, would have wired u some dough ..... GAY LUSSAC

i suppose u hav sister?
Go wire pampers for dem with barbwire for their menstraution. Olodo

ErnieSmallzz:
*my hand's un my head* YEPAAAAAAAA! Na so gay toasting easy rich?? :O, Op! U try ohh

easy lady there is wat we call "gay vibe", you wont understand.

Sha, i get romantic mouth, dude was juss tripping. LOL

Jacksonville:
More pampers to ur yansh..

send me money to buy d pampers na. Isi ewu

ErnieSmallzz:
in dis case, it matterz! Koz i wanna knw!!

we toasted each other, i was talkin, he was touching my hands and stuffs like dat

Eddygourdo:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah. E PAIN AM WELL WELL. Hahahahahahahahahahah you go suffer. I promise you. You must suffer hardships. Hahahahahaha

After u do, honey.

I know u are gay, pm me if u ever get h'0rny, aiit?

ErnieSmallzz:
U ve a d8? W8 na who toast who

lady dis is 21st century, u see somethin u like, u go for it.
It doesnt matter who toasted who.

scheminup:
aiint you a guy.

yea

welshv:
are u a male or a female?

male

Eddygourdo:
smh @ loads of stuff. Hahahahahahahaha. Go and sleep kiddo

its like your brain cells are malfunctioning, move it _bitch, get d fvck out my mentions.
Am tired of hearin my phone beep, just to realise its you pungent waste of bandwidth mentioning my moniker.
Look here retar'd, theres no fvckin excuse for u! Your bitchass mother would hav excreted ur fvckin s'tupid ass if she couldn't afford an abortion. You dumb fuckhead. Dare mention me again.

Eddygourdo:
you like big meat I see. I once told you that canceer of the anus will be ur portion one day. Am happy to announce you are on the right track for that. Yes I am gay. Dumbo . You wish and attack ur betters with the sickness you have at filmsy attempts to bring one to ur debased level. Mr man you are an asswipe. How dare I call a child a man. This boy you are an asswipe. A sorry excuse for a living thing. Unashame dly you strut about the forum telling everybody ur parents have a defective gene that produced a homosexual. You have no shame in that. Well like my post says . I won't kill you if I set my eyes on you because you are gay, I will only kill you because you are damn stupid

summarize, dumb skull.
Ive got loads of stuffs to do, readin dis longcrap aint one.


Excuse you.

Eddygourdo:
yes I am a closeted gay. Now Bleep off my mentions you asswipe. Victim of gay molestation. you want me ?

mtcheeew .
Acting straight online wouldnt change ur orientation.
@bolded, u had better keep ur tiny meat in ur underwear.

finalboss:
* Act confidently. ...
*strt talking if you dnt before
*Make yourself vulnerable. ...
*Practice displaying confident body
language. ...
*Be mindful. ..[b]nd stp masturbating|/b]

Rubbish.

I thought u were making sense until i read d bolded,
How does masturbatin correlate with shyness!
Nigerians neva seize to amaze me.

OP be urself, nothin wrong in being shy, if u put on a facade personality, you'd not look real.
You cant kill ur shyness though.

Eddygourdo:
I like slim girls
I like plump girls
I like hairy girls and guys
I like tall men
I like fair ladies
I prefer dark ladies
I prefer a woman's anus to her pussy
I can't touch a female butthole with a long pole
I like tall figure eighst ladies
I like short bow legged girls

If I continue writing, the pages will be full , remember I never mentioned perverse sexual preferences like analingus, party, bdsm , scatology and the likes. Yet our secret cupboard is filled with them. The fact is that our sexual prefrences differ and we have no congent explanation as to why we have some preferences. If we assume this is true for everybody, that we all belong to intertwined classess with respect to our sexual preferences, why then must orientation be the same.

I am an ardent attacker of homosexuality , but my sexual preferences accept lesbianism but not gay. Just imagine the hypocrisy. I think it makes sense to agree that as our preferences differ and are not cast in stone, so also may our orientations. Thus to be wicked to someone of a different orientation should be regarded as unfair. Should I accept other orientations as mainstream , while risking the future of our unborn children? The answer is no. Should I accept other orientations on par with the most popular (hetero) and thus with equal rights on marriage, child adoption etc ? I say no. Should I harm a man who in his private life desires another man, or woman who does same ? The answer is no. Its simply against the nation's law, and not completely a freak of nature. Its is only part of nature' s diversity. It might be irritating and abominable to my reasoning , but same as how my sexual preferences as a heterosexual male sounds abominable to other heterosexuals.

Be truthful, if we had a lens that sees our hidden cupboards and our sexual preferences. How proud would we be of them? Its been understood that the rapists have raping as a sexual prefernce. Thanks to the law we are punishing them, unfortunately some girls have a sexual prefernce to being rape victims, thus I wonder why we are hidden freaks of nature difficult to be curtailed by law or reason if all our hidden sexual secrets are made open to public scrutiny

Comeout of d closet.

I know a closeted gay when i see one

telemapreye1:
Gay mofo

pained .mofo

[b]God is good. You might doubt dis my tori but its true !! !

I went on a long ban nd promisd to testify when am back, here i am Alive and fresh.


27th of April 2016, i was in my driving school, my driving teacher decided took me on a test to see what i hav learnt over the course of training, so we went to d express along veterans plaza, those living in Kubwa, Abuja should knw here, i was on d driver seat, my teacher sat to my right.


Tor, we meet traffic light nd i hol'up, na so one fine bobo, very handsome man eyooo he resembled all dis rich Alhaji pikin with nice, shiny skin, clear white eyes, nicely carved hair, nice structured biceps nd butt, he definitely gyms. You know muslim guys can be very handsome . He was just bouncing majestically down d pedestrian lane, na so my eyes glue for dis bobo like superglue.

My driving teacher just yelled my name nd brought my attention back, i thought he was yelling at me to move the fu©king car, so i zoomed off without lookin at d traffic light. Unluckly for me, a craze woman was coming frm d left so our cars jammed eachother.

The car jerked, Narrow escape from me hitting my frontglass if i did put on seat beat.

Gbam, my driving teacher was like "Jesus,!! Dis boy dont u know i hav wives and kids at home, u wan kill me!!"

D woman i jammed her car jst came down with wahala written allover her from head to leg. "who's dat fool driving that car dat hit me!! Are u blind, did u eat dis morning"


My driving teacher just cowardly ranaway, he thought i wud be asked to pay for damage, mtcheew. Fooolish man.

Nothin dis woman did not tell me, d damage wasnt even serious. I just shunned d foolish woman, ••

Everybody gathered including d handsome guy i was eyeing, d case was settled and all d amebos vamoosed except dis handsome dude •

I striked a conversation nd he was just blushing, he was so touchy nd stuffs like dat, Anyways i gave him a ride home!! His name is Abdul tho,! God has his ways of doing things saved my life nd gave me a new date

I have a new date tonight!•••••! Yaaash [/b] ™

jboy73:
Bas tard

lalasticlala.
Rule 2 Broken, pls ban this thing!

IG264:
Pls is there any male that wants to chat?
Feeling so lonely
I don't want to do evil
Pls drop your Pin

sorry I was banned. Check ur email now

firstking01:
Eventhough i dey die, i nofit be gay

word!!

You don't like gays, what are u finding in gay threads?

shey u think we are small kids on nairaland??

Oga think again, keep on deceiving urself, closet hopeless gay!!

layla129:
Even gays like durrent or whatever he calls himself

Fermented _bitch,

keep lookin fa trouble.
You're gonna get it soon,

MrCork:
..are u tryna prooof a point...first u supoooted Gay people like Durrent, and then u soppportin lesssbuans like Ellacute45 & Hateu2.....and now u are confusiin Nairalanders by using a males name....WHAT IS WRONG WIT U??

Look here pot-bellied _bitch stop mentioning me allover nairaland.

Next time u try dat, you'd receive a shovel on ur flat, ugly, bitchass face.

firstking01:
Truth be told, there's a very strong spirit behind this gay\lesbian people...how could a man be lusting after his fellow man??, and a woman lusting after her fellow woman??,,,this is the height of insanity i must say...



Yes, lesbianism is on the rise cos with the way girls of nowadays kiss and hug themselves save for the sake of exchanging pleasantries is just something else....




Just this morning, naso mary run with shout and hugged and gave glory one kind kiss like that, mehhn...meanwhile, we that are her colleagues were there o, instead of her to hug boys or perhaps kiss any one of us, she chosed to do it to her fellow girl..before you know it, they will start fantazising of making out...mtcheeews

oooh not again!!



I keep bumping into this senseless _bitch's post

ayotrey:
why is having a gf important? wat roles do girls really play in a relationship outside sexx?

Are u a student of FUTMINNA?

Am looking for my ayo

phellamon:
I WANA SLEEP...... BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

Advice is Allowed Bashing is not Allowed

You need to be massaged till u sleep.



I could help, handsome.

Jadekitana:
Monalisa185 incase you need a job to survive or limit the time you spend here, contact me! We need someone to file documents in my firm, the pay is 40k that should put peanuts on your table, useless idiot. Have you got no shame? Talking like a market bush thing on every thread, classless mgbeke seeking attention! Do you need more pics or my contact? Let me brush you up a little, you seem to lack exposure. Spending your entire days here really baffles me, don't you have books to read? No handwork? No job? Nothing to keep you busy? It's a pity. You wasting your life as a woman here, keep yourself busy, thank me later! G0at

Chineke moo

oh geh u wicked oooh!


Monalisa185, take towel nd dry ur rivers of tears, cry no more.