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Romance / Pls Where In Minna Do I Get Fresh Cheap Ashawos by iamdurent(m): 10:18pm On Mar 09, 2017
Abeg. They must be cheap o
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by iamdurent(m): 9:30pm On Mar 09, 2017
tosyne2much:
Really? Hmmmmm!!!

Poo happens sha
lol. Nothing do u my oga. U still be boss

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Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by iamdurent(m): 8:41pm On Mar 09, 2017
Mehn. Tosyne dis has to be ur worst thread.

You are a better writer than this na!
Romance / Re: To My Airforce1 by iamdurent(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2017
pinkjacket:
My man, words can't explain what I feel for you.
You're one a million and I so love you the way you are.
Knowing you and being close to you gives me joy and everytime you look at me the way you did this evening I melt inside.
Those eyes, those soft touch and uhm, embarassed embarassed embarassed smiley


Celebrating my man Lalasticlala
Could you please move to front-page
robbish!
Romance / Re: Can Rubbing Vaginal Cream On My Face Speed Up Beard Growth by iamdurent(m): 6:41pm On Mar 09, 2017
Faber:
hahahahaha! bros lemme help you...growing beard na ur wahala ba? just mix one table spoon of tortoise dung and one teaspoon of ground hot pepper add 20ml of giant he-goat semen; rub twice daily for six months. The bear bear wey you will grow will be like that of Osama bin laden. Thanks me later.
you've been noticed
Romance / Re: Can Rubbing Vaginal Cream On My Face Speed Up Beard Growth by iamdurent(m): 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
Papykush:
Based who get USB cord?
Poverty is bad. They sell USB cord and the head 2k highest. Stop begging

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Romance / Can Rubbing Vaginal Cream On My Face Speed Up Beard Growth by iamdurent(m): 6:19pm On Mar 09, 2017
I heard of a cream like dat used for d female vjay infection, miconazole nitrate also called daktarin and that it help hair grow when ladies rub it on their part.

Pls help me confirm the authenticity of using i for beard growth
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Men Are Physically Stronger Than All African Men by iamdurent(m): 6:16pm On Mar 09, 2017
Wow. We learn new things everyday!!!!
Everyone is a teacher nowadays even trolls.

Health / Re: Gynecomastia Surgery by iamdurent(m): 6:06pm On Mar 09, 2017
mecussey:


I doubt...mainly in the U.S stores...however, not efficient if you keep replacing the estrogen by eating calories or alcohol. Works better with healthy food and little excercise.
okay.
Health / Re: Gynecomastia Surgery by iamdurent(m): 10:03am On Mar 09, 2017
mecussey:
why do you want surgery, when you can get rid of it with simple drugs without side effect. Try gynexin or andractim
pls can i get andractim in Nigeria? Shud i check pharmacies?
Properties / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Build A 5 Bed Room Flat by iamdurent(m): 7:45am On Mar 09, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
Depending on location,you may only buy a plot of land or build a mansion.If its is Lagos,that money no buy land self,talkless of build house,if na interior Ogun like ogijo,mowe ,asese and matogun that money will go far in building three bedroom.if na abuja..forget it,use your money to buy fura.go places like aba,osun ,Enugu sokoto and places not conjested
lol
Romance / Re: If A Gal Tells You She Loves You What Will You Reply Her.. by iamdurent(m): 11:44pm On Mar 08, 2017
Kondomatic:
I love me too
grin
Romance / Re: 12,869 Downloads.. Wow by iamdurent(m): 11:08pm On Mar 08, 2017
ChrisAirforce1:
So today I had to calculate all together the number of downloads my first attempt at music "Such a diva " recorded and I was so convinced I was born to do this.

I've not even promoted this song and the other one I did but look at the number of downloads already garnered by nairalanders alone.

This is Love.

I download am oo. Where my payment?

Education is my only hindrance right now, so come August I will be taking a long time off from school to concentrate fully on what I so love doing and which is sleeping and waking up in the studio churning out songs till God pick my Call.

To those supporting me despite my 2minutes of rudeness , A big thank you to you guys.

To you guys criticizing every thing I do, someday you all are going to be part of my success story.

To you wey no like me, I no like you too.


God bless my people.




Downloads below.


Here is the link to the song "Diva"

https://my.notjustok.com/track/22576/chuka-airforce1-such-a-diva
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Whiten Our Yellow Teeth Ooooo by iamdurent(m): 8:47pm On Mar 08, 2017
"Stop smoking tobacco"

What if i smoke weed? E dey black _tit too?

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Culture / Re: Igbo learning thread + Translator by iamdurent(m): 8:37pm On Mar 08, 2017
Cyberknight:


Why would I want to exchange words with a small boy who is desperately seeking to grow a beard and pubic hair by force to the extent of taking female hormones? (https://www.nairaland.com/3662410/taking-postinor-2-give-me)

Obviously you are also confused as well as uneducated, so I shall leave you to your ignorance and crass stupidity. Come back when you are a real man, not a child.

Jisie ike.
so anybody wey wan grow beard now na small pikin. Idiot don go dig inside my profile. Jobless idiot. Am done replying u
Culture / Re: Igbo learning thread + Translator by iamdurent(m): 12:46pm On Mar 08, 2017
Cyberknight:


Obviously you are an uneducated fool who doesn't understand the meaning of the word "dialect' as well as a very small boy of no background.
u dy find person wey go follow u exchange word. Person open thread to teach people central igbo. U come here dey speak ur local dialect. Stupid idiot, go find person wey u go out talk for him mouth.
Small boi indeed, u wey come be old man. Onye iberibe
Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 2:06am On Mar 07, 2017
Calebosko:
base on logistic make i balance hear,op if u no complete this stuf ah go kemen u
Gone half way. Would soon finish o
Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 2:05am On Mar 07, 2017
TrapHedges:


lol funny bro.. Am hustling for beards.. cool
God bless our hustle bro.
Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 2:05am On Mar 07, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
lol. Contact durent for your beards of various sizes and textures
no worry. I go cut armpit hair give am
Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 2:03am On Mar 07, 2017
11. To be continued by March 8th, 8:00pm
Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 1:54am On Mar 07, 2017
10. when you keep seeing beard oil, balm, advert on every site

Na for prick hair i wan rub am?

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Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 12:32am On Mar 07, 2017
9. When you go to the barbers shop and he's Carrying clipper down ur face





Mr barber Dem send u ni?

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Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 12:22am On Mar 07, 2017
Nne5:
Bearded guys are always sooo cute.
smh.
Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 12:17am On Mar 07, 2017
ZarZar:
Looool @ my former nemesis iamdurent grin
lol

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Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 12:16am On Mar 07, 2017
8. How you look at the mirror when finding new hair growth

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Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 12:13am On Mar 07, 2017
StupidGoat:
Dis gay igala boi stil dy browse nairaland?
Let your moniker justify what you are. I wont give u d favour of exchanging words with an ewu.

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Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 12:05am On Mar 07, 2017
Continued
7. When you tell someone you're 35 years

"Please be serious for once" is always the response
Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 7:34pm On Mar 06, 2017
6. When Ladies tell you "I love your smooth skin"

You dey mad?
I resemble bobrisky for ya eyes?

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Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 7:34pm On Mar 06, 2017
5. When you see a nairaland thread "Effective ways to grow a beard"
[img]https://usatftw.files./2013/11/kids.gif?w=1000[/img]

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Romance / Re: 20 Things Every Beardless Guy Can Relate To (pics) by iamdurent(m): 7:33pm On Mar 06, 2017
4. When you see a chick rocking full goatee

Or you may decide to keep your frustration hidden and not create a scene. God dey

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