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KMTee:
i can't cope with an heavy snorer

Lol...... Dat one is certain....... One of d reasons I refused havin a rum mate in my school

Cutehector4u:
lol evrybody cheats in one way or the other... Its like sayn u cnt tolerate lies...wen we all lie

Is telling lies also part of cheating

As for me I can never tolerate a cheating partner......... It realy sucks......

She is selling kolabreast

Wise up o.......... Ha phone spoil n u sti dey call ha n tx ha....... HOW?

Have done it many times........... I find it disgusting........ I quickly reachout for my toothpaste n brush

An old man once told me dat gals with fleshy lips have big t.o.t.o

Read the speech of President Mugabe...True Story:
1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
2. Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes, then other colours later.
3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace!
4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals.
5. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not White listed. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven't won until you sink the black ball,and the white ball must remain on the field.
BUT I don't CARE,SO LONG AS I'M STILL USING THE WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BLACK A*S,
I 'M STILL FINE! (Mugabe speech)


What do you think about this speech ?

If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these:

How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Obasanjo.

The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Pastor Chris Oyakhilome.

One Wife is Healthy by Jacob Zuma

Food that will make you grow tall by Osita Iheme (Pawpaw)

My Love for Nigeria by Abubakar Shekau (Boko Haram Leader)

Tips on how to get Married by Genevieve Nnaji.

Tips on how to win the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE by Arsene Wenger

The Joy of Poverty by Aliko Dangote.

How to Use A Condom By Tu-Face Idibia

Tips on how to pass your English Language by Patience Jonathan.

Best way to Play Football without biting the opponent's Players on the pitch by Suarez

How to win a Presidential Election by Atiku Abubakar.

How to generate electricity by Nigeria government

How to tackle Insurgents by Osama Bin Laden.

The Secret of Wisdom. By Akpos.

Which of them would you buy? And which one would you like to add to the bookshop?

I dnt even knw wat to comment

Al dese male celebs n babymamas, anyway sha I knw say e go marry d gal unlike our female celebs wu dumps dier bf bcoz dey r nw famous........

My gf also did that to me while watching chelsea vs schalke.......... Dey showed mourinho sh wz askin , is dat arsenal coach?.........

Leave my itsekiri uncle o

Only 8 n 10 r correct

Hmmmmm lagos turning into yanki small small