I heard it happened it the north

Right now I am churchless,(sic)..... I hv bn attending dis chur 4 a while nw, d pastor alwz says he doesn't joke wit his tithes n offerings, at first I tot it was a joke until he said pple shud start raisin dier offerin up, so dat everybody cn c it, b4 dancing out to put it on a transparent tall show glass, I jst saw it as nothin.. Nt until he boastfully said God showed him dat GEJ will win d election...... Na dat time I confirm say dis pastor na one chance o

My frnd also invited me to anoda chur were d pastor said dey hv a weekly prayer service.... Dat workers shud bring #1500, student #1000 n children #500 for prayers to b answered efficiently.. Na dere I go d chur last o

I also went to anoda popular chur satelite branch were d pastor was dancin shoki n etighi..... Dis man luks lik a chronic womaniser, he also urge to collect bribe durin d election... Sayin its our rit......

Dese r d 3 churches close to were I live, pls am askin d religious bigot here.... If I attend such churches.... Does it mean am already a canditate of hell...... Pls mature advice only

jbl007:
Yes...if I was walking with my hands.

Looks lik an easy wear for me..... Wud luv d padded comfort inside

Me likey dis

Same

Ipledge:
wetin concern IvyT

Dat gal too worry.... Sh is alwz everywer.... Sh jst b lik ekpan fly

lagmostkuit:
The thread reads "when a girl comes to visit u and sits like dis" NOT "when bae goes to visit her boo and sits like dis" so dnt get it twisted.

Babe it seems u hv done sumtin worse dan dat o

Ipledge:
i swear all still na lie,so far U use ur leg enter my room...say i no go press ur boobs na lie..If u don surrender ur boob for me,the kingtom has fallen

Bros u neva meet gals wen dey crase b dat....... IvyT

ivyT:


Master oga free me o
Joooooor o

R u a sister to terry g

ivyT:




I wonder o.
Its totally unwarranted
I don speak grammar b dat

U again dis gal

Ipledge:
bro Na lie,U go put hand for her brain

Oboy e nor easy o.... Sum years bk wen a gal came to c me, na so sh jst lie on top my bed comfortably, I begin dey happy say I don hammer..... Sh wear pencil trouser n on tight round neck polo, oboy as I wan remove d polo make I start suckin b4 d main tin go happen. I cum notice say dis gal wear al dis old swimming trunk wen dey tight dier body, wit two big b.razier... Chai!!!!! I almost cry dat day.... Na so sh jst dey luk me lik person wen wan possess person..... I swear sum gals pass witch

swaggzo:
The attacks on our Nigerian and African ladies these days are entirely uncalled for. Why not learn to let them be, mind your personal business and focus on a path that'll profit you in the end, instead of coming here to talk about these things that we cannot change even in the next thousand years. ...?
Go to bed brother, it's late already.

Mr adviser tank u 4 d advice..... Its nt ur business wat I do wt my time.... So f.u.k off my lane.....

Na dis naim dem dey cal BAD MARKET

WHY ARE SOME GIRLS LIFE LIKE THIS!!!
**You Will Agree With Me After Reading These Facts**

(1) Most black girls you knew five years back are now white...

(2) 98% of our girls today believe that attachment hair is better then their natural hairs.

(3) Girls also think fixing of Nails, eye lashes and other foreign bodies makes them more sexy but that's a big lie. It doesn't work always. It even makes some of them much ugly!

(4) Girls always want to end up with tall handsome guy without knowing how beautiful his heart is or how focus the guy is.

(5) They always want to speak like English girls each time guys approach to them but later end up in throwing blunders..

(6) Because of this inferiority complex, they've not been able to see the natural beauty in them.

(7) Be yourself, be original, it pays because black is Beautiful.

ndidibabe:
Who cares?

Aproko.... Was I talkin to u

I love my gf..... Sh is d best

Op..... It al depends on how u put ursef down 4 ha, I can't even imagine any lady slapping me,,, "gosh" na so we done play reach........

kliq:
how do you know that? Have you tapped that asss before?

Tapped ke....... Wetin I wan use dat bone y.a.n.s.h take do....... Wen my gf na omo to set

Beautiful man wit strong y.a.n.s.h

In fela's voice 'pastors shoe na him dey fine pass'.... Naija pastors alwz collectin sowing of seeds, first fruit n waterin of d ground...... I nor knw weda our churches don turn plant o

Dis happened during d match

Two young ladies arrived at church wearing
clothesthat were quite revealing their body
parts.Here is what the pastor told them:He
took a good look at them and made them
sit.Then he said something that, they might
never forget in their life.He looked at them
straight in the eyes and said,"ladies, everything that
God made valuable in this world is well covered and
hardly to see, find or get.
1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the
ground, covered andprotected.
2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the
bottom of the ocean, coveredup and protected in a
beautiful shell.
3. Where do you find gold? Way down in
the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get
them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get
them.He looked at them with serious eyes and
said,"Your body is sacred & unique"You are far more
precious than gold,diamonds and pearls, and you
should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep
your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond &
pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining
organization with the requisite machinery will fly
down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family),sign
professional contracts(wedding) and mine you
professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your
precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the
earth,
you always attract a lot of illegal miners to
come and mine you illegally.Everybody will just pick
up their crude instruments and think they can dig
you. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it
invites professional miners to chase you.

ivyT:


I don't bash them

I give them my love from my heartsOfhearts

Owkay o...... Chemistry gal

ivyT:
I'll sit at home and play ps2 throughout

Mrs ivyT on my trend again, I hop no bashin for dem guys...... Hw u dear

PunkyOh:


So what the fùck must I do if it's Sunday? People don't respond to posts on Sunday? My guy, please go take a nap. You don't sound well.

U win

cokacoola:
soo becurse you galafriad brake up wet you, you want go revege by asing God go make you a females

Nna bros..... Nor make oyibo c dis ur comment o, cz na arrest dem go jst arrest u

PunkyOh:


What? Pftt

What would you do if you had a pussy for the day? Wouldn't you want to have as much fun as possible? Mind you, fun doesn't have to be screwing anything with a pulse.

Abeg go joor...... U too spoil..... Today na sunday

PunkyOh:
This topic again. I'd spend the day alone with my "hose". Maybe take a couple of nude selfies too, just because. I think I'd be a flasher too. Kikiki. Stand by the window ready to expose myself to female passerbys. It'd be a hoot!

Confirm aspiring male a.s.h.awo

MzzTega:
I will go and toast a very ugly babe, just to give her hope
Because i know i'll be a very handsome dude and all them babes will be tripping .
But my Agenda will be to give hope to the uglies

Oghenetega I see u....... So ur agenda is 4 d ugly pple abi

almostFamous:
I'm gonna make lists the whole day..the type u guys usually make here on NL. "Ladies please stop this", "how to treat a nigerian man" , "what ladies do that drives men crazy", "how to be a wife material". Since this is what the boys of nowadays do with their time.

Na wa o.... Do u realy tink we r jobless, we also want u gals to knw wat we like

Imagine I asked my gf dis question, d reply sh gave me sti baffles me, if sh is alright... She said sh wil sleep wt as many gals as possible, wen I ask y, sh said sh wil do it as a sign of revenge..... Na den I confirm ha madness.... Over to d gals what will u do


Notice:
Abeg gals make una change una red lipsticks, d tin don 2 common..... Try use yellow, perfect match wt most teeths