₦airaland Forum

almostFamous:
I'm gonna make lists the whole day..the type u guys usually make here on NL. "Ladies please stop this", "how to treat a nigerian man" , "what ladies do that drives men crazy", "how to be a wife material". Since this is what the boys of nowadays do with their time.

Na wa o.... Do u realy tink we r jobless, we also want u gals to knw wat we like

Imagine I asked my gf dis question, d reply sh gave me sti baffles me, if sh is alright... She said sh wil sleep wt as many gals as possible, wen I ask y, sh said sh wil do it as a sign of revenge..... Na den I confirm ha madness.... Over to d gals what will u do


Notice:
Abeg gals make una change una red lipsticks, d tin don 2 common..... Try use yellow, perfect match wt most teeths

Do re mi fa so la ti do

Fa

harry509:
pls I don't udastnd yu, rephrase.

Check ur email

Story for the gods

Abegi..... I didn't c anybody lookin at his shoes...... Al I c r pple lukin at a musician formin big boy n snapin photo in a local airport

harry509:
am nt sick. I hardly go sick and it's d LORD doin. CHANGE must 2 nigeria weda PDP like it or not. Well if u Rr ntrested stil snd me ur acct no

Its better u pm me

harry509:
snd me ur bank acct no...

Hope u hv taken ur drugs

harry509:
vote APC 4 change, all nigeria sufferin wil b ova.

Never!!!!!! I can't vote 4 any boko haram party

ivyT:
Who r u? Who b u?
*where your g-wagon dey*

I knw ur type...... Dreaming wat ur bf wil neva have.... Yellow pawpaw

ivyT:
Only boys nd guys behave this way

If u don't understand wot I just typed, don't bother quoting me_morrafukkas

Ur left y.a.nsh dere........ Na wu cum b morrafucker

Stinginess of d highest order

Al join

ireneony:
una manage try sha but not that attractive

bros to be frank you nor fine

Sharap silly gal...... C ur small head lik pocket money

AmberQueen:
The flaunting part for me is the most annoying...

Once he creates that 1st inpression,I'll enlist him in my maga book.

And bills he will fix...

In Goldie's(RIP) voice, "isi na ibu nnukwu mmadu,nye mu ego"...

I like ur blue bra

MissMakas:
I was at my friend's place the other, and I experienced something I'm confused about. My friend got married last year, and they were to go for thanksgiving for their One Year (wedding) Anniversary, and she invited me and some other friends of ours. The day's mass was supposed to be by 6am, and by 5am I had already woken up to start preparing for Church. As I was about going into the bathroom, I heard noise. It was my friend moaning...as early as 5:20 am when the time for mass was just 40 minutes away. I was surprised. Though I absolutely have no problem with what they do and how they choose to do them, I still find it kind of awkward and somehow, ungodly? I don't know.
I didn't tell or ask my her though, because she might just misunderstand me or even misinterpret the whole thing. I decided to throw it open to the floor here.
Is is okay for married couples to make love just before going to Church? Thanks.

Go n marry...... Aproko gal

ShirelleBaby:
Take me shopping!

Chai!!!! Na dis kind woman nai man supose avoid

ShirelleBaby:
Firstly-i feel so sorry for the girl for ever dating a JERK like ur friend.
Secondly-i am soo happy she woke up on time and walked out from the JERK's life.


Now my advice to ur loser friend is this'

Hurry up dummy and release the pix-so u can fix ur dead heart back with a dumb revenge meant for dumb and jobless boys.

Imagine,took a pix of her when she wasn't aware--who does that?

[size=25pt]inshort,both the girl and the guy deserve each other.only jerks date jerks[/size]

Accordin to him he took d pix jst 4 fun n notin attach..... Dis guy was really in love wt dis gal..... I dnt tink he wil wana hurt ha wt d pix

goryorhal:
Some babes sha ... Well life goes on ...
@ OP tell your fwend make e no do am ... At least e sef get fault . Dem don tell am bfore but d love don blind e eyes ..
Na now wey e eyes don open e won post the pics ...
Smh ... E no need am at all .. Rather make e cool down find better babe and no waste time Cuz I see no reason why I go dey date person for 5 years when I never ready ..
The least I fit wait na 2 years .. Then marriage straight ... Who get time to dey waste ... At the end na guys dey lose pass...
My 2 cent

D gal sabi go church well well o.... Sh is even a chorister.... Na dat tin sh take decieve my frnd all dis while..... Cz my frnd dey take am boast

elantraceey:
He should even be happy he didn't end up getting married to a mistake

What does he stand to gain if he does that

Exactly wat I told him..... Bt my other frnds are sayin otherwise

AnyibestDede:
Dnt do it, just let her be. Time ll tell, move on brother. I knw is not easy but u can

Bro its nt easy o..... According to him, wen he receives his monthly salary, he gives half of it ha for ha up kip

A friend of mine has been dating a girl since 2011.... According to him, he intends marrying ha next year when he will b through building his own house, he has realy sacrificed a lot 4 ha (his sisters warned him about d gal, that sh isn't a wife material, it all fell on deaf ears).... Dey have had good times together, he once took photos of ha uncladness (witout ha knowin), although dey have had little problems of trust, he plans to engage ha by the end of this year.... Now dis gal has d guts to walk up to my friend to tel him, she is gettin married by april, according to her, she says my frnd is not d type of guy he fancies n he is not rich enuf to take care of ha..... Rit nw he is contemplating on what to do..... If its to let go or to expose ha uncladness pix as a pay back.....

2kris:
seriously bro nothing go do u.na so dem go dey talk wetin nobody tell dem com say na holy sp send dem..very sad.our lord jesus christ will expose all of em.no body shall puts the name of christ in shame shall go free

True talk broda...... Dem y.a.n.s.h must open one day

Barabbas:
Even I with all my evil cannot bring myself to do such.
Thank you christ for exchanging your life for mine

I swear say sum pple for d church go pay d money sharp sharp

KashyBaby:
OMG....tats insane.

Not only insane..... Its complete madness