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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 9:46pm On Aug 07, 2019
Xfactor22:
See chest like baked pancake... Yucks! angry
oga baked pancakes are not flat
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 9:42pm On Aug 07, 2019
livelymatilda:
Really?Tell us where una drop after them load you join bags of Cassava flakes.
u're the one talking about it


U're the one that knows their operations na



I only said logistically it's not possible to do child trafficking driving across so many countries like that



No vex i know that the conservation has outgrown ur understanding


U can take as long as u like to reply hahahaha

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 9:38pm On Aug 07, 2019
Eeghe:
I metem
(Is Igbo for you are done well for for (thank you)
I mete is Kalabari for Igbo apparently
Please what is Kalabari for what is your name?
I feel she is stealing my dialect cheesy
your dialect stole from another

Circle of life
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 9:35pm On Aug 07, 2019
Just tuned in


Tasha is on


Looking for the remote to mute it


Tv was already muted


Baba God taking care of me B4 I even ask

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 9:32pm On Aug 07, 2019
livelymatilda:
[b] From being disowned in Nigeria and getting to South Africa through child trafficking(by land) and ending up in a refugee camp selling crack and washing motorcycles for a living....
You have have really been through a lot boy.
If I don't have pity for you, who will?
Una done give una fictional story about me plot and depth


Una try but there is a problem, nobody can travel by road trafficking from Nigeria to SA


Very massive plot hole if you ask me


The writers of this story are obviously not exposed

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 8:14pm On Aug 07, 2019
Dansuqi:
Guy,i be ex malabite oh and i can tell you that futa don pass unical in many aspects.unical dey behind oh.her juniors like uniport and uniuyo have overtaken
asides the price of Garri


Which other thing does futa use to pass unical

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 8:11pm On Aug 07, 2019
77up:
Leave am,we like am like that abi you want to send some mail because of that sad
sending my mails in private

So u wouldn't steal Dem like ur mentor
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 8:09pm On Aug 07, 2019
livelymatilda:
I am not your enemy..You are my very good friend and I love you... No homo.
Just stay safe and make yourself happy for me.. OK?
Peace.
PTSD of multiple bans


U go dey ok last last

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 8:08pm On Aug 07, 2019
amehrada:
Yes he has good value too but I'm not entirely sure Omashola will win, I only hope and wish he does. There is still time for alliances to be made which can alter the course of the game because this year own bend bend one kine.

But that other brother seems confident Mike is winning regardless of how it goes, so why not put any reasonable amount and earn some cool cash. Just saying....

Lol... Warri nor dey carry last, highest e go be bracket last
even if I dash omashola Jeff 5% mike go still top am



Abeg clear road

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 8:06pm On Aug 07, 2019
SoiSoi13:
If i have my wish neither mike nor ike nor tasha or seyi for that matter will smell the money, I rather a sexy mercy or a pretty venita takes it all.But bet9ja is the sponsor, so i guess they will somehow manipulate it for a guy to win.
use ur left hand to type


While ur right is motivating u to type


Ok oooo

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 8:04pm On Aug 07, 2019
binary007:
All you calculated here was nonsense.. But I will allow you bask in the euphoria of your pseudo intelligence.
oshe announce urself

Mr binary



Hahaha


Unical dey talk futa put mouth hahahaha


Wetin person no go see
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 8:02pm On Aug 07, 2019
Dansuqi:
I don't want to argue further so that it won't degenerate to something immature.but ill prefer mike to win than a mercy or ike to balance national character.
national character


Hahaha abeg no use laugh kill me
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:59pm On Aug 07, 2019
livelymatilda:
How are you my good friend. I can see that you have been pretty happy these days. I want you to keep it up. Just ignore the enemies and make yourself happy and don't do anything that will harm OK?
Good luck
thanks I will add it to my book of reasons why I shouldn't think abt u beyond a reply
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2019
Ekinematics:
We wait to the day we shall have a good lineup.
Moreover last week was not a week for us to top because even a kid knows Jeff was going home so no stress from no one.
all I read are excuses


It's so stale, my eyes dim at the sight of them


It's better that una take the L and post at the head of ur beds

Change ur names to first letter L

Or u pretend like if it's not urs


History wouldn't forget ur L, it was epic

It's like skin color, bleach or tone, ur ass crack will never change

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:46pm On Aug 07, 2019
the next time omashola begs people to not nominate him


sombody shld help me ask him if they shld also walk out of the house and give him the money


ode at 39 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:45pm On Aug 07, 2019
amehrada:
Mike has good value on him to win @ 6 odds. Hope you don invest like 100k there, you'll be getting cool 500k when the show ends if you're so sure he's going to win.
omashola odds are 5 wetin u dey wait for


warri done dey carry last?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:42pm On Aug 07, 2019
Yabsun:
If only Jackie knows she will soon go and meet her family and her so called boyfriend, she won't be asking for audio or vedio messages from them... Poor Jackie sad
i'm with u on this thought
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:29pm On Aug 07, 2019
omamush:
Omashola my 2nd fav, ass licking biggie as usual grin
the entire mind of biggie is like 30 people, providing comedy, banter and counseling


do u mean that omashola is rapidly taking care of 30 people at once shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


maybe thats why he cant shut up when he enters there
https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00f1fFZTM1r4kfic.gif
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:25pm On Aug 07, 2019
Tetehjewels:
You are statistically gifted just as i am and thats amazing to see. I told one Trasha zombie a few weeks ago that Mike is getting stronger statistically while Trasha was getting weaker and i gave a simple statistical analogy to back it up. This second result clearly showed Mike is still getting stronger and the trend is not going to change anytime soon and if he is nominated again against strong contenders he will top the polls again and this is without a doubt. This includes Mercy on the list
[img]https://media1./images/4375e6f8c3b5ee53f731a91d15b0c6b4/tenor.gif[/img]
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:23pm On Aug 07, 2019
if there was a service to blur and mute omashola for me till the end of the show


i would pay easily huh
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:21pm On Aug 07, 2019
Dansuqi:
Your nightmare is in the diary room
i dey disney jnr cheesy cheesy cheesy


wetin be that?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 7:18pm On Aug 07, 2019
omamush:
What did he do again, too much pepper for u?
if it was pepper, will get my cold tall glass of milk mike grin grin


abeg i dont want to remember that ode jor, seyi can get out
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m):
Amya:
Are you really this dumb? 30% is not an appreciation in votes. The lesser the number of nominees the higher the percentage. Dumbo.
u are so pained but like i keep showing ur eyes ball to tell ur mind cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i dont do personal attacks anymore, no be only dumbo call me goat, wetin concern me with u, i know that ure still pained from the last time u appeared in my mentions, the scar of those burns still hurt abi? dont worry, jude is nice today, u can read this reply with no fear



they were 5 contestants, mike got 26%, they were 4 contestants, mike got 33%, difference of 7% minus 1 contestant, can such difference cause a significant shift? that i shldnt celebrate? cry so lets do dem maths na

mike's first result

Tuoyo-6.69 %

Tacha-27.25 %

Seyi-26.72 %

Frodd -13.07 %

Mike – 26.30%


mikes 2nd result

Mike- 33:63 %

Tacha- 32:73%

Omashola- 27:84%

Jeff -05:80 %



total for 1st result - mike is 74%

total for 2nd result - mike is 66%

74%- 66%= 8%


8/4 =2

8/5=1.6

2- 1.6= 0.4


lets adjust using that figure


we are going to share frauds + remove 1 percent from tuoyo share it for the remaining 4

mike will get 29.725 grin that his 1st result adjusted


mike got 33.63 in the 2nd result against the adjusted 1st result

33.63 - 29.725 = 3.905


3.905 - 0.4

3.901% gain, which proves that mike votes appreciated like i said b4

i was an I b4 u became a she

killing maths na small thing tongue
[img]https://media1./images/be5461967878f9229ae8656d62025a1e/tenor.gif[/img]


irony is i aced the hell out of that maths but some people wouldnt understand it self, so they cant challenge the maths, waste of effort cheesy cheesy cheesy


but fuvk it grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 6:32pm On Aug 07, 2019
seyi is getting stupid by the day


yesterday he was keeping malice


today he has upgraded to being vengeful
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m):
When I say team mike you say cruise


Team mike

Cruise


Team mike

Cruise



No level, we are cruising away


Enemies are pained


They may drag us and bait us but why would people in a cruise ship worry about a group of insects floating on an empty plastic bottle


I only worry about people infront of me and based on latest results, there is no one in front

We appreciated from 20% to 30%

Call Mike anything u like, we are on cruise mode and unbothered

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 11:08pm On Aug 06, 2019
Right on cue


Mercy and Ike


Abt to waste people's time again



Una go get sense last last say Dem dey play una
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 11:07pm On Aug 06, 2019
Munzy14:
This people that wakes very late... Even ebuka was asking jeff why the HMs are sleeping like kilode....

This season tire us...
to be fair

We don't have a bassey for that night radio vibes


No Debbie for that guitar tunes to go



The guys are forming, I get babe and the girls aren't distracting Enough


Cindy and enkay no follow

They should have sent in very beautiful girls


That would have distracted them sir Dee abit


Well most people change after their first week, so let's watch cindy and enkay
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 11:01pm On Aug 06, 2019
Khafy is mad

Forget play
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 10:58pm On Aug 06, 2019
Munzy14:
Imagine

Housemates are now sleeping before we the viewers..

who we offend for this BBN4 selection ahbeg...?
if they sleep early they wouldn't sleep during the day
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 10:55pm On Aug 06, 2019
aro1:
Dianne giggling lyk a baby,if the elo guy sharp well,he would codedly hit her before she realise..
why did he stand at the door like som1 with body odor

Go and seat next to her wash her well

Diane na low self esteem be her middle name

Small washing and her flower go open


See the housegirl hairstyle Diane has on, small lines go melt her, ode dey tell us how knowing maths is by knowing formula

E get who no know that 1
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 10:52pm On Aug 06, 2019
Whoever did khafy interview and approved her sanity for employment


Should be fired


Khafy is a few disasters away from madness
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by iamJ(m): 10:50pm On Aug 06, 2019
Vyolet:
How is the gist boring na?
He needs to start from somewhere, a gentleman would barge on a woman with romantic talks.
abegii there are times for such talk


Maybe after u have eaten her puna like 59 times


U want puna u dey bore her with smelling gist .

Ask her what he said she wouldn't remember anything

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