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Peter dey mad, na ordinary 200k you dey talk about like say na 5m


If you think these calls are bad, ask an american about spam calls and text

They get like 5 calls each day

Someone on twitter said his light bill is greater than his rent

How will people like this handle old age?

Its going to be hard for them, they are so used to using their body to be relevant and not their minds

afrodoc2:
Hehehehe. Shekpite raising shoulder for Manchester United.

One club has never finished bottom half of EPL tablet and the other club has done that at least 5 times with at least 10 finishes outside the top 4.

Any guesses as to which club is midtable currently as well as historically?

in the last 10 years

There is no metric footballing wise that united supercedes chelsea

Player value
Profit made from transfers
Team quality
Trophies won
League finishes
Player appeal


Every time you followed us to drag a player, you lost out, everytime

Remember how fergie was begging hazard

We will use a player and dump the player for una to use, why isn't chelsea interested in united players

As we dey talk so, nobody in your entire team, will interest chelsea but I know say you get eyes for our players

Midtable club always desperate for our left overs and una dey pay premium price cause you know say the team the player is coming from is a top team, which of your players self anybody dey eye?

Nezzjnr:
Average club like United yen yen

We won the UCL before you played your 1st UCL game

You aren't even in the same league with Nottingham Forest

rome was once the most powerful country in the world, today it doesn't exist

What are you today is all that matters, people aren't interested in useless things like who did what first

When last did you challage for the title? Or win a major trophy, what differentiates you from watford today?

Why is nothinham forest worth less than an average city player today and what makes a club valuable?

Continue milking your mediocre past that wasn't all that impressive self, barca met you losers twice and smoked you back to back

When was united ever great? When biko? Was it when you had tevez, rooney and ronaldo? I remember that season, chelsea with avram grant follow you to drag the league, when were you great?

Fergie was a great manager but ur team has never ever ever been great, stop bragging about ur past achievement like if it's relevant

We talk about real madrid teams, barca teams, nobody even recognizes united teams

After that endsars fallout, government wouldn't risk it again

Godx:
Liverpool front three combined has scored 1 goal in their last three matches. Why are you picking on only Firmino?

Salah and mane have always been the main finishers for that team

Firmino scores important goals but he isn't consistent, salah and mane will have 15 goals each and firmino will have 6

raumdeuter:
I think their attack needs Jota back. 1 goals in the last 3 games. They cannot be dealing with 3 goals a year Firmino contribution

that guy is a perfect mediocre player

This season is kinda similar to the season Leicester won the league

Maybe an average midtable club can win the league, like united or Leicester again

olabode89:
Lol, at this rate Lampard will start appearing in your dreams soon.

players are degrading

I need that dunce gone asap

Results like this help Lampard

The sooner the gap widens, the sooner he gets sacked

Guy is like a plaque

Odunharry:
Omo where this forster go all these years..

when an underdog team holds a lead for a while, the keeper stays very alert, cause he doesn't want to disappoint

If you observe most small teams vs big teams, its always like that, the keeper will suddenly become good and the big team will have to struggle

dammywapes:
Nor b Werner or Tammy kna

werner is a prominent striker, it's that dunce that doesn't know how to use him

Werner doesn't score easy goals, if he had been playing 9 all season, we wouldn't be having this conversation

Roland17:
This one na sharp sharp hotel

Danny Ings with an intelligent finish.

that guy doesnt fool around

Very clinical

No pattern no tactics

All these sentimental people here wouldn't hear word, anybody that looks at things objectively can see it

I dont know this guy from adam but he is sharing the same formation and team selection that I have been crying for

4 3 3 can't work with these players

bash8936:
Nobody don show better place for Lagos before for this forum. If dem show video of Osborne enroute falomo down to V.I to some people u no go believe say na 9ja u Dey again.

tell them

Only ikoyi, lekki, Victoria island and ajah axis show any sign of societal development


Lagos self

5hanklee:
India is a very dirty country.

Can you just imagine?! And their movies make y'all feel like it's one great country. No wonder, Bollywood fans have very low IQ.

every country is dirty oga

Every country get slums


Don't allow movies to deceive you

I knew it was a guy, those biceps

And shoulder

I can blame una for her condition but make I no talk yet

Una done come

Next she will open church

That guy dey hustle, u disrupt am with your hustle, who told you that your God is better than his?

Christians and their hubris


From one madness to another, no wonder it's called conversion

Guy has been reformatted from ubuntu to windows

Smellymouth:
Man utd lowly? Let me define lowly for you.

When you have less league titles than Aston villa, you are small. Also have less UCL trophies than Nottingham forest. You have been relegated more times than you have won a league title. Your rent stadium is not even up to 50k capacity.
That's the definition of lowly.

spending more than 1 billion on transfers and having nothing but a zebra print Jersey to show for it


Is the definition of lowly

OJURONGBE1:
User09, Sod09 (chief metusallah of Nairaland ), swiz123 & iamJ.
You guys keep venting your anger on Mason Mount, whereas, our attackers 'Timo Werner & Tammy Abraham' are the worst culprit, who have failed to convert decent chances.

What else do you want from this boy?
Am i the one who sat in my backyard to compile this stats?

Is Mason Mount the only player in this Chelsea squad tasked with the sole responsibility of creating clear cut chances? Why can't you people mention Havertz, Kovacic & Pulisic with the same posioned blame ?

Here is the top 5 chances creator in the EPL this season. If this does not change your perspective towards that young lad, then , i give up on you lads.

98% corner kicks and free kicks


Guy abeg rest

OJURONGBE1:
You see, you're making excuses for him already which validates my claim that the moniker User09 is your alternative username here.
The buffoon even said Fraud Havertz has more assists than Mason Mount....

havertz has more assist than mount this season

User09 is my moniker because our opinions are aligned


I have never wondered why you valued mount, I always knew that there were certain things that limited you

OJURONGBE1:
Josep Guardiola was a youth coach before Barcelona took a chance on him. He hadn't coach any competitive league action before he was called upon.

Zinedine Zidane was a youth coach as well before he was upgraded to an assistant coach under Ancelotti

Hansi Flick was an assistant for most of his coaching career bar his stint at a lowly rated Hoffenhaim in the german division 3 .

I'm a huge fan of Lampard but not completely sold out on him. But you my friend, just can't stick your head for something good.
From trying to foist your son-in-fraud Kai Havertz on us and kicking against Lampard in every step of the way without considering the good he did last season is disgusting.

they were instantaneous successes

Where does Lampard rank?


If Leicester knew what they were doing we wouldn't be in the champions league today, be honest to yourself, Lampard is a vanity project that has failed, it was fun and enjoyable to dream and imagine things clicking but he is obviously a mediocre manager, not all great players become great coaches

Using few examples to support Lampard, what about the thousand others that failed?

Henry, Shearer

We struggle against most teams, its shameful, now he has given up on trying and just tells them to cross and hope for a nod


When last did someone play a through pass or a creative pass forward, u no dey shame?

As you watch Chelsea is that something a club of our standard should be playing

If I was supporting crystal palace, I will suggest Lampard be given a 10 year deal

wman:
Same here.

IamJ is one of the most intellectually bereft people on Nairaland.

united fans are pained, they want all of us to sulk

People like me that enjoy our current situation makes things hard for them

Hence iamj is dumb

Nairaland is Nigerian social media gutter, I feel sorry for anybody that uses this forum to look at our society, I see the forum like an onion forum, I can cruise and be crazy freely

Forever unfiltered

OJURONGBE1:
User09 deserves this award the most.
He is the Methuselah of this thread, always claiming people are rude to him.
He writes with his left hand.

people that consider other people dumb because they aren't on their side are usually dumb

I don't think that people that support mount are dumb, I think that they are sentimental, that's why I always bring clips and articles to back my argument

User09 is one of the few honest Chelsea fans here, he doesnt shy away from the truth, the fact that you think that he is dumb is tastament to my first paragraph

OJURONGBE1:
Take your Havertz along with you and leave my club

mount and Lampard will leave Chelsea before havertz


I can stake my life on it, one of the reasons Lampard's head is on the block is havertz and Werner's form, no club will spend that much and watch you use them poorly

Lana1:
Lol. Dem force you to dey read the trash?

Una wey no dey sabi ignore sef. That guy has never posted anything sensible before. So e no shock me.

I'm the last person that cares about people's opinion of me, if you dont know, local search jude 18 million

How does your opinion affect my life directly?

All these people that carry nairaland personality for head like accomplishment

My attitude here is unfiltered, know that and know peace, I share my tots the way I feel about any issue and I owe nobody any explanation.

Oasis007:


Sick of reading Trash from the Poster above. Leave trolling for the rival Fans and stop wishing your Club failure.

Some of us want OGS out as well, but we feel happy when he wins and wails when he loses.

It's no Crime to feel pained when your Club's Manager seems tactical Inept, but praying, fasting for the Club's failure week in week out is something else Bruh.

I engage in this conversations everywhere, twitter, YouTube, even daily mail, Chelsea fans aren't united fans, we hate what we hate, losing games hurt but if that will help us to get rid of Lampard, we will gladly take the short term pain, hopeful that it pays off long term


Look at united, hot and cold heading in no direction, you are becoming mediocre, you wouldn't win anything this season, ole got you guys kicked out of the champions league early but he has used few premier wins to blind your eyes

That's how it will continue for years and nothing will be achieved, some of us know these things hence our behavior