₦airaland Forum

zicoraads:
If I was a soothsayer, I would definitely excel in it. I knew for a fact that you won't resist the urge to quote me

How are you big man?

i gave u a quote for the 2nd time this year against ur 50 quotes and ure excited


take several seats back, i wanted to just make a point

asking me how are u as if ure som1 i shld know
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Undertaker001:
as in ehn...if I see her...I fit kneel down beg..to bleep her ass ..I'm not worthy to straff their pussy

its the other way around

pussy is cheaper than anus


are u a learner?

zicoraads:
This is why I'm not sure of spending a dime on these housemates. These ones don't seem to care. More reason why I am not sure of spending one kobo on them. Never seen very nonchallant and I-don't-care set of housemates in a while.

you cant spend what you dont have

100naira:
These ones want present for free


The kain air slap biggie go give Tobi when e enter the diary room eh

i just laugh since, i dont understand somtin, dont they watch previous editions of big brother, which kind secondary sch student plan be that

bitto which girl liar

jibs4lv:
chai guy ya mouth bad o, that are teeth get as e be true

her head be like coconut, rough edges everywhere

Vivipop:
This is the funniest post I have read from your juvenile ass since your misfortune of joining Nairaland.

Misfortune of joining narialand

Read that does it make sense to you?


Does the spacing inbetween ur cheap weavon make sense to you?

I showed som1 your pix and he said ur nose reminds him of the chicken anus he cut of today


Put some feathers on your nose and look into a mirror

Undertaker001:
kashybaby ..
mumu...why you no face me.

I don't like horror movies

Myredeemerlives:
Anto be like a boxer on her attire, she isn't sexy.

poor man can never understand why range Rover is expensive

h8rr:
Nah, nobody would fall for his antics. The guy na eye/ear sore.

like foxtrain said maybe na tribal thing

because i'm not understanding
He is not fine

He is short

He is from a poor family

He go uniilorin, with 200k u go graduate with first class

Vivipop:
Just kill him already

people have been curious about ur nose

Saw a chicken anus today and I remembered ur nose call 90210 and thank me later

h8rr:
What's with the Ahneeka hype sef. Cuz she got rejected?.....smh, so much for gender equality.
Ahneeka's average at best, but with nice beewbies though. She can make herself useful in the house by displaying those beewbies more often.

kissing her go be like resting ur face on scrubbing brush

Undertaker001:
if your sister barb hair...she no go fine reach ahneeka yansh

I have seen Ahneeka yansh, na puzzle of streachmarks and toilet infections

Have u seen my sister, person like u near her them go say u want kidnap am

Latebloomerrr:
Ahneeka is fine shaaa xcept 4 d pimples but really beautiful.

Oga don’t be deceived


Dating too many ugly girls dey affect persepective, go to any cele church close to you to wash ur eyes Biko

See him mouth like except that girl is not fine anything


It’s better to kiss a man than to admire her

h8rr:
This Lolu is such an asshóle. Useless unilorin graduate.

that one small, na Mugu, bloody liar, poor church rat


Too many illitrates in Nigeria, na why Lolu dey burst their head

eleshin:
Ahneeka is beautiful

do blind people watch bbn now?

Too busy to comment much

Do local search on all matters Anto

Smile, log out

SirToby:
Why e come be say na all of them poverty don hit before? Nawa o. even Ifu sef don suffer before? my mind dey tell me say most of the thing wey lolu dey talk na lie. Story Story. Make dem show us Tobi and cece joor.

ode say him chop rice inside envelope lies done take over him brain

Ewoma45:
Baba don vex o. Jude, lemme burst ur brain, i chop spaghetti this night.

this night na meeting u dey abi? u forget clock for house, well done oooo, safe broom flight home


meanwhile, sending my plate down

lolu: let me burst ur brain, my guy send me #700


lolu: let me burst ur brain, dinner was all i ate

lolu :let me burst ur brain, i sold all i had

lolu: let me burst ur brain, my mother sold our tv

lolu: let me burst ur brain, i dont have a tv in my house, bloggers can write it


lolu let me jude tell u somtin, ure a fool, i think u hear me now? ure a big fool lolu, poverty jam ur #2200 acct there, uniilorin oshi

na efe i blame for all these poverty stories

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kingxsamz:
who are those ones arguing and dropping big big grammars here?

if u no go university it’s only right to fake it online


Na the sales girls and plumber dem dem dey pain me pass


Wetin concern me


Team Anto

Foxrain:
Ebuka said the pairing will only be for a few weeks, then it will be back to individual competition. I think it's just a way devised to reduce their numbers to 14.

it will be a miracle indeed if Nina doesn’t sink his plane


Efe fans shey u can see maturity


Me and threebear don’t support the same person, he calls my Anto a deportee even though she has a green card and I call his guy mirubish


But did u see me and him fighting ?


Maturity no be further maths make una dey get sense ooooo

badguys:
Apparently, TeddyA smokes in the house.

u just paid ur sub huh?

Lolu and Anto pairing


Uniilorin students and lecturers go they celebrate, the closest that sch will ever be connected to America

I hear say even Ahneeka papa go reject her self

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Haters go hate


But Team Anto showing our tenacity

Dancing our way to the finals jor
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Make way

where is Anto? can neva see her when gossipers are gossiping beautiful minds dont have time for rubbish gossips

Anto wen they started gossiping
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lolu accent has disappeared but dont worry we are looking for it
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u cant fake what u dont have

uniillorin oshi forming posh

bam bam be like that girl wen u go fu:ck then block her number



who know, know

Angelicstar:
So na university of Ilorin lolu attend where the British accent come from na waoo this HMS

i knw that his is fake, the only real accent there is Anto

but let me allow viewers see it for themselves

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swans doing the lords work

eosigwe:
At no other time in the recorded history of mankind has an embattled government been so relieved to see another installment of a reality TV show.

politics section is that way



get out
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