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tosyne2much: hahahahahaha egbon na you draw my attention to this oooo... Make we ban am ?

Choi! Na so I commit reach.

Remember

He who is without sin should cast the first stone!

ERCROSS: R they eva gonna change...
Jst give dem small time now,
U go c another kind of their thread..
Low-self esteemed dudes.







@ tosyne2much.
I tink dat guy Above ^^^ is practicing woman wrappering ooo..
Abeg help me preach to him.

Lol!! Blackmail

naijaboiy: hmmmmm

Woman-wra...

Guy rora na! Am an advocate for truth. So I can't live in self denial.

marieolae: This woman is naturally beautiful

Hun!!
She is a smellos when compared to u tho
#candidopinion

I reincarnated some years back.. To continue my time.. So you know say I no be your mate

keppyy: 22 amazing years!!!

Wow that's cool.. Now all that is needed is to move with an amazing guy that will make those years more fulfilling

assfreak: Sharap dere, woman wrapper. Because sey you see (f) u quickly go check her profile pix. Thunder roast ur left yansh for you.

Have you eaten today?

prettythicksme: I know most guys won't like but if it the thread says how you can cheat your wife they will like it

I will never like such.. That's why am not in a rush tomorrow. The moment I find my missing ribs I know she is the one and move with her. She will always look beautiful to me each and every morning so I will not indulge in such

Arva: Everyone is handsome and beautifully made..they can claim to be handsome in their respective perspectives.

Loving your braids and looks as a whole

shoefreak: The dude doesn't look like he'd have the kind of sperm I would want though.

See potential son/daughter!!! already a marathon masturbator!!! People should just mind the kind of sperm they get oooo!!!

@milked to death!!

Peace to the dead#

Mine is the ideal sperm

Its thicker than akamu
1 drop = 2 boys 1 girls triplets

Antell95: Keep hope alive!

Okay now boy , run to your bed!

bigtt76: Over excitement keeena I can imagine him going ...argggh! arggggggggggh!! argggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!!! <in Chinese accent> or English sef ...its coming now ....its coming noooooooooooooow!

Adimin he took monkey tail and alomo . This won't have happened

lawrenceunaa: no but that doesn't mean i would tell a lady politely that her breathe stinks

I will buy her a hamper and stuff oral B paste, smokers tooth brush with hard bristles and mouth wash in it.

Eden007: I'm beginning to loose interest in nairaland. Some topics make front page because the poster is a MoD or knows a MoD or knows somebody that knows a MoD. I have read more intelligent and interesting topics here but they've not made front page. Nobody is interested in this friendzone bullshit! It's boring already. Next topic please.

Lol! These days you need long leg for everything!

Even nairaland..

Life done spoil

Hmm! Noted


*removes shoulder sharply and let's crush head fall on the concrete floor gbosa!!!*


There u have it, first step of leaving the friend zone completed!!

Hollyb: his face, height, complexion and dressing

*clears throat* I think I best fit your description

dan55: 10 REASONS WHY PROPHET T.B. JOSHUA'S GUEST
HOUSE COLLAPSED.
1) T.B. Joshua's reference to the aircraft does not
suggest that the sound of the aircraft or breeze blew
down his guest house, no, but rather an indirect or
direct stuff from the aircraft must have hit the guest
house people should understand what this prophet is
talking before they start accusing him, make
reasonable arguments. Technology has gone very far
beyond the interpretation of an unupdated minds
particularly Africans.
e.g. We never knew an envelope could be a bomb up
until Late Dele Giwa was affected. Which turn the man
into pieces of meat in few seconds. That was when
their British lecturer knew he had a Nigerian in his
class room, who was an igbo tribe.
2) Some people are stupid how can a man who used
N50 million to train a footballer free of charge in
Sweden and spent millions of dollars on charity, toy
with a guest house building project for international
delegate, where presidents, governors and all kind of
world leaders gather. It is nothing but a set up. ls he
that poor even if he turned a two stories building into
ten. lts a church of world class citizens and best
brains.
3) It happened in the day time when the bright clouds
and the sun could not allow anyone to see a flash
light of any explosive or device.
4) The sound of whatever they shot at his lodging site
was over shadowed by the counter sound of the
aircraft and the sound of the collapsing guest house
thus people could not differenciate the effect of there
evil mission.
A sound is not enough to detect an explosion as light
travels faster than sound and besides some
equipments has the capability to effect and affect a
target without sound e.g. LASER BEAM. Its projection
can cut a vehicle, diamond etc., into several parts
without direct contact.
5) Size does not determine the effect of an explosive
device. Certain tiny explosives are as small as bean
e.g. c4 yet can cause a greater damage more than
twenty pieces of hand grenade put together.
6) T.B. Joshua who was the primary target of this
attack was not in the collapsed building as he
normally goes there to pray for the foreigners.
7) The aircraft or the helicopter came closer to the
guest building 4 times closer as it circles the church
to have a pin point accuracy in its target, as it flew 4
good times lower to the building for execution of its
assignment.
For helicopter to hover on a particular spot 4 good
times means its looking for a target and position and
there is a mission.
9) As a scanning consultant, the aircraft must have
being scanning the building from a distance and kept
adjusting and coming closer until the 4th time when
the speed of light was faster than the speed of sound.
Abacha had scaning vehicle when he brought failed
bank tribunal for his enemies. China banned iphone 6
due to wall scanning reasons and other national
security reasons
10) Few minutes after the the departure of the aircraft
the building collapsed means that a shot has hit the
target and aircraft left the scene immediately.
Finally, the reason why they are after T.B.Joshua is
still very simple it an old military tactics kill the
shepherd the ship will scatter blind the eyes the
whole body will be in darkness by a prophet the
Israelites came out of captivity and by a prophet they
entered there promise land. 2kings 6vs 10 to 18 tells
it all or watch films like the Scorpion king part one. A
KING WITHOUT A PROPHET IS BOUND TO
COLLAPSE. Via T.B. Joshua PDP recovered from APC
disasters plots, via Prophet T.B. Joshua the 3rd
world war was averted when he warned American
president over IRAN ( 2347061197814,
aginavalentine@yahoo.com) No wonder this fallen
female ARCHANGEL called Lucifer which is a female
adjective with his luciferous and luminous nature and
precious stone bodies(metalic)with a physical
primary property of sound which gave him an
advantage as a choir master in heaven later sent
away from Heaven, came here producing 100 of
musical stars with awards carved as idol organised
by Nigerian and AMERICAN IDOLS living in the
oceans and controlling the marine kingdom as the
queen of coast cooling of his body temperature as he
moves to and fro at the speed of light with files of
accusation against the saints, seated upon many
waters and dividing the world after waters, who hates
women and is scared of women each time they are
pregnant because of GENESIS 3vs15. I really
sympathize with you my beloved man of God, God is
with you.

Hmm











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