vitality22:
You are very beautiful and looks sweet, but am afraid you will friend zone me

Beauty is really in the beholder's eyes

stop complaining and just cut her out of your life - apply the NO CONTACT RULE!

Suarezpatrick: have tried up to nine on that list and she still see me as her num1 on her friendzone list...and the most painful thing is that she scares her friends(potential GFs) away from me

obainojazz: e dey pain am

goat come up with new lines na.

glitest:

You just took the words out of my brains....Some guys put themselves in the friend zone and then began to whine about how the chick is unfair to them..Mtchewwww!

yea some girls too

Naija guys dey vex

GovWahala: goat come up with new lines na.

why u dey fry cattarh

friend-zone or friend-zoned means that a guy is interested in a girl sexually or (and) romantically but she is not interested then he keeps hanging around her hoping to change her mind in future, but she keeps him as a validator, admirer, friend, houseboy, pet etc. While the guy still keeps hoping that one day she would begin to like him romantically and sexually.

another name for a friend-zoned guy is orbiter

PS: the guy is the one that made the mistake and not the girl...

Neldrizzy: You guys shud jus stop emphasising on this friend-zone drama.. To me, it doesn't exist.... So i shouldn't be a friend to a girl am not dating?? Dats total madness believe me..

I told her, "tessy I nor dey sell fuel for jerican"

This topic? Not again

wats all this friend zone about....abeg anybody wey no like me dont have to like me...i no send anybody

Hmm! Noted


*removes shoulder sharply and let's crush head fall on the concrete floor gbosa!!!*


There u have it, first step of leaving the friend zone completed!!

philantoxx:
yea bro.wit irrevocable hangovas.

Eden007: I'm beginning to loose interest in nairaland. Some topics make front page because the poster is a MoD or knows a MoD or knows somebody that knows a MoD. I have read more intelligent and interesting topics here but they've not made front page. Nobody is interested in this friendzone bullshit! It's boring already. Next topic please.

Lol! These days you need long leg for everything!

Even nairaland..

Life done spoil

BananaBender: The only way to remove yourself from friend zone is absence. Crete that gap, give it time and start from the beginning.

All that flirting makes you look like a creep, don't do it.

Your personality has nothing to do with you being friend-zoned, any man can be friend-zoned.

This is what happens when I girl friend-zones you. You become a fellow girl. We are sexually unaware of your looks and we ultimately forget you have a d1ck. You are just like any girlfriend of ours.

A lot of girls see the guys they friend-zoned as brothers. That's why the flirting and physical touching is stup1d on your part. It screams 1ncest and abomination to her. And all she wants to do is run away from your creepy a*ss.

Seriously, how would you feel if someone you consider a sister starts professing love to you? It's a little uncomfortable and weird. Maturity helps though; the more mature the girl is, the less creeped-out she is.

Guys, the best way to get out of friend-zone is to get away from the relationship, give it space and time. Then, start over.

any girl who sees a toaster as a brother is a big gbef

obainojazz: why u dey fry cattarh

U seriously need help, deranged being

faqman: i dont know why people dont move on.....
As for me sha, if someone put me for friend zone,...
me too go friendzone the person...
i dont care even if i have a crush on the person...

u just made my 'night'
I really don't know why guys are freaking out about this friends one of a thing. being friend someone doesn't mean u have to wash their pant like someone said

biko, make una free muscles jare

AfricanApple: any girl who sees a toaster as a brother is a big gbef

I don't even know what u mean by gbef

unyours: I'm don't have problem with a lady friendzoning me o. But my only problem is that they become jealous and scare other prospective girlfriends away whilst friendzoning you.

This is the main reason why most guys are angry with the friendzone ish. They usually try scaring other girls away when they know they've told you that you can't have them. I mean, why do that?

It's easy and doesn't require much effort.

Just stop calling or seeing her or you can actually walk up to her and say the obvious truth.
When you say the obvious truth two things are involved :either she'd be confused or flatly say no and that makes it easier for me.

Don't want any biitch using me as a shield while enjoying the company of a man without paying the damn price.

What shall it profit a man to be running after a puccy he cannot mount whenever he wishes?

Oh i did it, it wasn't easy but hell i did it

Took me almost a year and a half spent with her and 2 rejections (Needs patience and a strong heart lol)

Those saying that being the friend that cares and is always there (aka the Mumu) never works and you should just burn her and move on, are on a long thing because that approach almost always ends with you not getting her. If you have stayed in that friendzone for so long that she's addicted to you but scared to confess and you pull back...she'll come running.

Question remains if you really like her or not...If you do, then she really is worth spending some time in the friendzone for.

#Una well done

guys and their tricky styles. .

i just registered on Nl can i get a warm welcome?

haibe: yea some girls too

Although true, guys do take the cake in this department.

Feraz: This is the main reason why most guys are angry with the friendzone ish. They usually try scaring other girls away when they know they've told you that you can't have them. I mean, why do that?

bros, i've been a victim of that situation. The babe drove all prospective girlfriends away. That's why i will forever say no to friendzoning

iwakolewa:


This is true to an extent.

very true my dear and to all extent. Had countless number of experiences.

Eden007: I'm beginning to loose interest in nairaland. Some topics make front page because the poster is a MoD or knows a MoD or knows somebody that knows a MoD. I have read more intelligent and interesting topics here but they've not made front page. Nobody is interested in this friendzone bullshit! It's boring already. Next topic please.

True...










So??

freezyprinzy: may u live long and give birth to twins 10times..u guys need to read that book the art of seduction and stop bothering your self about friendzone or military zoning

Nd if I chuz nt 2 read it??











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Yes

a friendzoned person is called 'Bestie'

Elnino4ladies: Pls, like my DP.

you are 4 ladies, so i no go like anything.

Damsman10: yea, example more..
she now sees me as 1 of r galfwends, and mo ti gba kamu.

lol...she will turn u2 a fellow gal...i xo h8 dat friendzone shit.