₦airaland Forum

hucienda:
smh... the shame from the incident has become unbearable for the image launders of the new Sheriff.. that they've gone overdrive into damage control mode...

and yet.. the more they plunge into hysterical defence of the absurd, the more obvious it becomes... This is just pathetic!

Listen to yourself-
"... The army will wipe the entire Southeast and South South off the surface of the earth. The army, Air force, Navy and all other security forces will be given a 'shoot at sight order' to keep shelling the entire region until nothing moves again... "
Has it occurred to you that there are also people from those regions in the army as well? Even if you want to massage the President's image, do it with sense.

There has to be a limit to sycophancy or being a zombie, ffs, this is the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Republic!

Don't give any excuse for his sudden no-show, let his perceived opponents speculate- with time it'll naturally die down. His image managers should learn to choose their battles sensibly.

Some people will just open their mouth and close it like scissors or should I say type rubbish whenever they start fidgeting. Where are the families of those in the army in bayelsa state when OBJ ordered their killings in that particular community?

profojah:
Its truly unkonjitional.

Can't you drug and rape her?. Do that and thank me later.

Psycho

Toks2008:
This will be a very controversial one but as i always maintain...IT IS MY OPINION.

But before i go on,i would like to ask this simple question..Why do we use a condom?

While the answer to that can be too exhausting i believe that many guys will say they use condoms to prevent stds and pregnancy but after marriage they will not even think about using it on their wives but would prefer the lady to use other birth control methods.

This leaves me with one answer to why a man will use a condom on a lady and that is because he sees you as cheap,untrustworthy and a potential std carrier and of-course has no deep respect and affection for the lady...This is what goes through the mind of guys in most cases.

Going back history lane,we will find out that condom was created to prevent spreading STIs and birth control but today,in the marital settings, there have been advanced and safe birth control methods and you will hardly find a married couple using condom to make love which of-course leaves the use predominantly among the unmarried for casual and reckless sex.

So any lady that allows a man use condom on her is sexually reckless and should be placed side by side with the LovePeddler in the brothels and you can as well ask him for payment after the act.....quote me anywhere...condom is mainly for casual sex with a casual lady a man has no deep respect or affection for.

If i am a lady,i would rather not have sex at all than have a man stick a latex inside me.If he truly wants me then let him put a ring on it and then we can start making love the way it was originally designed by GOD.

My candid opinion.

Op what are you saying? So because of konji I should get married? marriage is for sex and probably to have children right? When you are finally married you'll know there's more to marriage that this poo

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I have been dating this girl for almost 3 years and NO she ain't a virgin and the last time she said something like this "NO SEX" was early this year when she was seeing another guy before I got to know. We broke up after and 4 months ago she started begging me that she wanted me back and she's learnt her lessons than I should forgive her for dating another guy. Now we're back together snc 4 months now and yes we've had a makeup sex and she's coming up with the line "MY PASTOR SAID I should start leaving a holy life‎" "SO NO SEX" again. Me I can't do that shit and we're both over 25years for someone to now start telling us how to manage our relationship or sex life. Please do you think it might be a LIE and that she's seeing someone else again or she wants to be single while i'll be thinking i'm in a relationship. It's been weeks now andI'm tired of this shit but I don't want it to seem like I'm dating her for sex but the relationship is just too boring for me. To even kiss her na wahala not to talk of some kain play. I'm freaking out here Kuz we're just dating like we're blood relations... this unkonjitional love don taya me oo


Lalasticlala abeg don't mind my mistakes

drake22:
I think d mosque wasn't touched.
Churches have been burned all over north BT there Gov never visited it.

Dem fence ur eye?

ikp120:
How on earth did we get to this point where men can be likened to dogs when it comes to immorality and over 200 people on NL are okay with that? I think the road to hell is becoming more beautiful and heavily fenced on both sides with gold and diamond.
PLEASE if you hit someone with a broken bottle by mistake or under pressure, there is no long talk, but when you see it as fun and think it is normal to do so, and keep doing it and even advocating for it, then you are really lost.

I REST MY CASE!

What is this one saying?

boboLIL:
Sex starved niqqa.... I'm into no sex relationship.... Its quite an interesting one..... Love is not sex....

Yes love is not sex. "Love is love" "sex is sex".. relationship include all and. If you can't handle it, drop it. U can't eat without drinking water.

ademoladeji:
lmao


btw, what were their offences?

Also, give us their names if possible

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Chai.. what were their offences? btw,I hate dull people. And what is lmao??
Must you comment?

Oppypoppy:
Hmmm big enough to occupy him and his unseen friends from the forest.

this got me cracking

franklingud:
End time yoloba movies be dat

All these yeeboe bigots sef. So na only english films be Nollywood. Ozuo!!!

nairalady:
This is not nollywood.... It's yoruba wood

U be dunce o.. yoruba films aren't Nollywood or you know who subtitle am? Oponu

Airforce1:
We meet in Court

Hey s their something you want to tell me.

Yeah bro.

Airforce1 what'll you do/how'll you feel if you wake up tomorrow to find out that a new artist released a new song with the same stage name as you featuring 9ice?

Later some e-diots will say they should not kee the snake. They should be studying them instead

babiskinado:
Wait is this instagram, facebook, twitter or is it China made instagram lol. Its phoney. OP nice try

It's facebook mobile app... u get?

Oya my guy my guy Lalasticlala complete my hatrick for me no time.

Yesterday angry crowd of people striped
n2ked two men, who were accused of eating
human flesh after beating them and almost
setting them ablaze. The Police however
intervened and took them away.

Here’s how PM News is reporting:
Earlier, a passer-by along the rail line in Ikeja
saw three men in tattered dresses. One of
them was making a call and one eating a
meat suspected to be human flesh.
The passer-by raised an alarm that attracted
the mob which instantly pounced on the two
suspected human eaters but the one
making the phone call managed to escape.
Their problem was compounded when the
mob moved to their hideout behind the Ikeja
Local Government Secretariat fence and
found a cutlass, knife, charms and meat with
fat which the mob suspected to be human
flesh


Source: www.loadedvibe.com/news/human-eaters-found-in-lagos/

kay29000:
I was just watching Reminisce's 'Local Rappers' video yesterday, and was thinking of how far Nigerian rappers have come in the last couple of years. Things are now looking good for Naija rappers, and they don't have to sound foreign to be accepted.












I decided to put a list together, naming who I consider the TOP 5 HOTTEST rappers in Nigeria right now. Yup! Here goes.




5. Ice Prince

4. M.I

3. Phyno

2. Reminisce

1. Olamide







What do you think? You disagree with any placement? As I always say when I put lists like this up; this is the HOTTEST rappers in the game list, and not the most lyrical rappers in the game list. I believe these 5 guys I have mentioned are the hottest in the game right now, in 2015. Ice Prince has had a long stretch for the past 4 years, but I think they slowed things down at Choc City for him, so that his label mate, M.I can get some shine too with his latest album. Olamide and Phyno have been killing shit consistently for years now, but in the last couple of months, Reminisce has been bringing that fire. I would put him at number one, but Olamide's work ethic is just insane.


http://www.kaysrapzone.com/2015/07/top-5-hottest-nigerian-rappers-right.html

Hottest right now? MI ko ME ni... where is Lil Kesh

This is her own words on facebook today. Seeing is believing

In other news, she's gone to South Africa to meet the guy in the portrait



Lalasticlala my guy,my guy run am again

Chigold101:
Babe i no gree with u ooo.
Yes if you are boring, that might send a girl packing. But if you are broke and young, a wise girl will not dump you if you have ambition & works towards your ambition & dream. Wise girls see beyond today. They see a man‘s future. Wise girls marry future, not the present. Because someone might be boxed up today and tomorrow poor to zero.

When i got married to my wife in 2013, i had nothing. Yes i live in 3bedroom apartment, the only thing i had was a 14inch tv, one lg dvd player and secondary school foam, no chair of any type. But today it is a different story.

Any girl that marry a guy because he is boxed up, will leave the same guy when he goes broke.


OP, i dont believe your number... When a girl talks about your wife, she is trying to find out what her future with u will look like. So when a girl says some thing like... Your wife will suffer oh... She is expecting you to reasure her that she is the one. So she expects to hear... You are the one now... Lolzzzz
Girls say that to taste the dept of the water...

When she's fond of saying that over and over again and u kept reassuring her and she didn't stop then it's not what you're thinking.

princetelaviv:
op is lik u av been involve in such tins bfor ooooooooo

I swear. It's from experience

benjaminiyke:
Very nice Observations...I love my girlfriend so much but she's too materialistic;I send her 10k to 5k every month for reasons I can't fathom,am unemployed and the only thing I have now are my savings but she won't understand,she wants to wear nice clothes,shoes and expensive hairs. As long as I meet her demands she's happy but as soon as I tell her I don't have money to send,she begins to feel I don't love her. Recently I told her about my plan to travel abroad for my PHD program and she was very excited, she even promised to marry me immediately i come back to Nigeria,but unfortunately things didn't go according to plan and I had to delay my plans for the foreseeable future,when I told her about my decision She felt bad and told me she doesn't know if we will still marry based on my decision not to travel abroad because i promise her an Iphone 6 as soon as I get there. She treats me well and respects me but how can I deal with these are materialistic attitude? Your advice is most appreciated. Thanks

My ex once requested for a salary too and I was like what will she be doing for me that'll warrant me paying her salary? Am I paying her for dating me? It's bullshit bro. She's only after your money and when she's able to get someone who's ready to pay her more monthly then she'll dump your ass. Wise up bro

6ty6ix:
if you are broke and boring she's not going to think abt geting married to you unless she is over 35

What if she's broke and boring

msmon:
@Op, u described that baby I dumped a while back perfectly. With 90% of u listed here, I knew and accept we can't have a future together. She has trait except No.1, in fact na because she no dey submissive.

Abi na the same babe I dump. Maybe na she develop number 1 trait join the other ones. Na true life story o

Andrew114:
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Don't come and book space here jor

Tydies:
Ladies, why give someone false hope?

I tayad o. Dem wan form overwise ni.

Cutehector:
Number one is so obvious. I guess am gona let go of her. Her birthday is even ds saturday... Won't even call her..


So I helpd dis gurl and I joked abt her thankn me in kind oo.. Na so d babe say she go gv me pure water...

Bros no waste time o else you will end up loosing more. If she want you make she invest n u too... no time

Emi jay Z Ehn, Baba ivy, kin mo ladi, kin Mo jedi. Iranu, abasha!!!

What is the name of this fruit that has 5 letters? When you remove the first letter it becomes a crime. When you remove the first 2 letters it becomes an animal...

The car keys, the rare mirror and the car jack

Reports reaching us now that the Federal Government has made an announcement that petrol should be sold for 70 naira per litre across the country. Some filling stations are already locking up their places and people are already angry with them since they have been enjoying selling for 200 - 300naira per litre they should also dance to the tune of 70naira per litre.


Meanwhile what is the update in your area?