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Celebrities › Re: Rape Allegation: Between Busola, Pastor Biodun And Social Media Jurists by IamPlato(m): 6:05pm On Jun 30, 2019
TonyeBarcanista:
In what sense Sir?
You Are The Only Person Who Has Spoken With Wisdom on This Issue...
Romance › Re: Last Adventure Of Agent Ikenna Has Got Some Captivating Scenes by IamPlato(op): 12:12pm On Jun 30, 2019
“O shiit! Come on this is not fair” he complained, both men turned and left him to his fate in the hands of the beasts
“Hey! I will be back for the girl” he yelled out to them as they walked away
“You hear me?!!! You bush fuckers” he blasted; the snaring of the beasts brought back his attention as they began moving towards him slowly
“Hey relax, I don’t want to fight you” he tried explaining as he moved backwards and they advanced; he knew that if he didn’t do anything he would be torn to pieces
“hey! You like to play catch? Lets play” he slowly picked up a stick
“Fetch!” he threw it in another direction; the beasts looked at the stick as it flew in the air and landed on dry leaves then looked back at Ikenna
“I am so bleeped... I thought you liked to play” he said then picked another stick
“Come on try it... its fun... fetch” he threw another, this time higher and further; the beasts looked again and watched the stick reach the ground then looked back at Ikenna who was already on the run *baba don japa*...

#AgentIkenna

Romance › Last Adventure Of Agent Ikenna Has Got Some Captivating Scenes by IamPlato(op): 12:09pm On Jun 30, 2019
Strange white man: Men do not interfere in the affair of God's
Agent Ikenna: You are no god?... You are just a man consumed by powers beyond his control
Strange white man: You should be afraid of what I'm about to do to you
Agent Ikenna: Fear is a choice... And I choose not to
(The flame in the strange man's hands burned brightly and suddenly turned black flames)
Agent Ikenna: What the hell is that?
Strange white man: The Chaos
(He unleashes the black flame on Ikenna)... Last Adventure of Agent Ikenna.... #AgentIkenna

Literature › Re: Last Adventure Of Agent Ikenna Might Come Faster Than You Think by IamPlato(op): 7:22am On Jun 30, 2019
“Can someone be this beautiful?” he said to himself; the lady he saw was fair and elegant without compare; she sat quietly, not eating anything, she looked flawless
“Surely this one is a marine spirit” he added noticing the way she stared at the forest, he turned his head away
“General had warned me against this”
“Surely I must avoid this one like a plague” he said then looked away, slowly he looked at her again then looked away, he looked at her again then looked away, touching his beards he thinks for a while
“Just talk to her a little so you wouldn’t be bored... at least, that wouldn’t ruin the mission” he said to himself
“Bleep you General Jide” he stood up and walked to her, he sat down facing her directly. She didn’t turn to look at who was sitting before her but kept her gaze on the forest; the waitress brought the food to Ikenna
“Thanks” he said
“Hello Miss” he said calmly, she slowly turned her head to look at him; he was shocked to see blue eyes
“Wow” the word escaped his mouth without permission; she looked at him for 5 seconds then looked back at the forest
“Well, my name is Julius Ceasar” he introduced, she turned to look at him
“Do you know me?” her first words came with a pleasant voice, he was a little puzzled with the question
“I’m about to”
“Then why do you lie to me” she asked, now he was shocked
“What do you mean?” he asked, pretending not to understand her, she looked at the forest then looked back at him then rested her elbow on the table with palm under her jaw
“Your name is not Julius Ceasar” she said looking into his eyes, he couldn’t believe his ears “How the hell did she know that?” he thought to himself; she stared at him and he felt uncomfortable with her eyes

#AgentIkenna

Literature › Re: Last Adventure Of Agent Ikenna Might Come Faster Than You Think by IamPlato(op): 6:39am On Jun 30, 2019
“O shiit! Come on this is not fair” he complained, both men turned and left him to his fate in the hands of the beasts
“Hey! I will be back for the girl” he yelled out to them as they walked away
“You hear me?!!! You bush fuckers” he blasted; the snaring of the beasts brought back his attention as they began moving towards him slowly
“Hey relax, I don’t want to fight you” he tried explaining as he moved backwards and they advanced; he knew that if he didn’t do anything he would be torn to pieces
“hey! You like to play catch? Lets play” he slowly picked up a stick
“Fetch!” he threw it in another direction; the beasts looked at the stick as it flew in the air and landed on dry leaves then looked back at Ikenna
“I am so bleeped... I thought you liked to play” he said then picked another stick
“Come on try it... its fun... fetch” he threw another, this time higher and further; the beasts looked again and watched the stick reach the ground then looked back at Ikenna who was already on the run *baba don japa*...

#AgentIkenna

Romance › Re: Maybe True by IamPlato(m): 5:13pm On Jun 29, 2019
Very Funny sad
Family › Re: The Tight Spot (you need to read this) by IamPlato(op): 12:33pm On Jun 29, 2019
IamPlato:
Lalasticlala are we making sense here
huh
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Proposed To His Girlfriend by IamPlato(m): 12:31pm On Jun 29, 2019
jackals:
You want to marry two of us at the same time?
I hope you know I'm the jealous type sad sad sad sad
I know.. That's why you will be my youngest and favourite wife wink wink
Family › Re: The Tight Spot (you need to read this) by IamPlato(op): 12:42pm On Jun 28, 2019
Magnoliaa:
Hm
... huh
Literature › Last Adventure Of Agent Ikenna Might Come Faster Than You Think by IamPlato(op): 8:40am On Jun 28, 2019
Strange white man: Men do not interfere in the affair of God's
Agent Ikenna: You are no god?... You are just a man consumed by powers beyond his control
Strange white man: You should be afraid of what I'm about to do to you
Agent Ikenna: Fear is a choice... And I choose not to
(The flame in the strange man's hands burned brightly and suddenly turned black flames)
Agent Ikenna: What the hell is that?
Strange white man: The Chaos
(He unleashes the black flame on Ikenna)... Last Adventure of Agent Ikenna.... #AgentIkenna

Family › Re: The Tight Spot (you need to read this) by IamPlato(op): 8:24am On Jun 28, 2019
Lalasticlala are we making sense here
Family › The Tight Spot (you need to read this) by IamPlato(op):
Classified

Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Artistes Who Were Once Popular And Why They Left by IamPlato(m): 8:13am On Jun 28, 2019
LeoFish92:
Please do give me a warm mention when you create the article. I'm sure it'll be insightful.
noted
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Artistes Who Were Once Popular And Why They Left by IamPlato(m): 1:40pm On Jun 27, 2019
Music Is A Spirit Bigger Than Man, i Will Write An Article On This... Same Way In The Nearest Future Many Trendin Artists Like Davido, Olumide and Wizkid and The Others will All Fade Out Of Trend... Musically Gifted People Will Blend Till Old Age... The Likes Of Beyonce, Rihanna, Michael Jackson, etc
Literature › Re: Ethan Hunt Nigeria by IamPlato(op): 5:24am On Jun 27, 2019
coolblesso:
bring it up
promote the book on facebook with the hash tag #AgentIkenna
Nairaland General › Re: Unavailable by IamPlato(op): 11:19pm On Jun 26, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
anyday u will call me ur concubine plato i will make sure i cut out ur 1min dick ...remember i know ur house..
...

Literature › Re: Ethan Hunt Nigeria by IamPlato(op): 10:43pm On Jun 26, 2019
Please Hash Tag My Book On Your Facebook Wall As #AgentIkenna
Nairaland General › Re: Unavailable by IamPlato(op): 10:41pm On Jun 26, 2019
How Far My People... Please I Need You Guys To Hash Tag My Book on Your Facebook Wall With #AgentIkenna for Promotion Sake... God Bless You...


My Concubines Show Some Love To Bigdaddy kiss Jacqueline22 Sinaj Analqueenluci Jackals UyaiIncomparabl cool


Amatarasha Victorian Lefulefu Lalasticlala Seun smiley
Fashion › Re: What Slay Mamas Pass Through To Get A Tongue Piercing by IamPlato(m): 9:57am On Jun 26, 2019
This One Is A Grown Fool... The Last Time I Had A Mouth Gig From A Girl With A Pierced Tongue was Terrible, the Ring Just De Scratch Prick undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Do You Think Is The Wisest Female Monikker In Nairaland(transgenders Out) by IamPlato(m): 10:12pm On Jun 25, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Yes you trained me on how to dish out waterloo pains on offenders or u trained me on boomwrath!
I Didnt Say You Should Come And Confuse Me With Soldier Punishment
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 10:11pm On Jun 25, 2019
lefulefu:
Iamplato na who be d lucky bride? shocked
is it dat ur fine yellow babe uyi something or na ur soldier friend anal luciana or abi na amata.rasha? biko let da cat out of d bag oo cheesy
UyaiIncomparabl Na First Wife only Say Her Shakara pass Peacock own
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 7:24pm On Jun 25, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Funny you , so which group are you ?


Ukwu crew , vaseline crew ,soap crew , alpha males
All Of The Above Except Soap Crew. Soap De Reduce Prick Size grin
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 5:54pm On Jun 25, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Satanplato lmao grin
Lol... I Am Too Good To Be Satan
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 5:44pm On Jun 25, 2019
TrollKiller:
empty skull. Nothing day your head. Na sex full am.
Anal Queen indeed.
I hope.your anus is leaking
How Dare You Talk To Her like That
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 5:36pm On Jun 25, 2019
ritylove:
congrats
Your Shakara is Pinching My Heart undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 5:34pm On Jun 25, 2019
TrollKiller:
Useless and jobless graduate
send Me Your Account Number Let Me Remove Sorrow From YOUR life
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 5:33pm On Jun 25, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Iamplato wie av u been
I Been Roaming about Looking For Ladies To Devour
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Do You Think Is The Wisest Female Monikker In Nairaland(transgenders Out) by IamPlato(m): 5:31pm On Jun 25, 2019
victorian:
Oh OK.
You are in the military. smiley
That's nice. Wow smiley
And you are a Major? As in real Major?
fake Major undecided

I Trained Her for Your Information
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 4:11pm On Jun 25, 2019
Tajbol4splend:
Lol, wife kwa
UyaiIncomparabl Do You Like This Guy
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 3:40pm On Jun 25, 2019
Tajbol4splend:
Yeah I'm jealous
i Can Get Wife For You
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposing To Girlfriend (pictures) by IamPlato(op): 12:39pm On Jun 25, 2019
Tajbol4splend:
Meaning e weak me honestly
how? Are you jealous

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