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Travel › Re: My Experience Living In China For 4 Months - A Nairalander by IamPlato(m): 12:10pm On Jul 04, 2018
gabbynak:
Argh Argh! This one hash ooo! Plato! Plato!! Plato!!! How many times did I call you?
grin
Travel › Re: My Experience Living In China For 4 Months - A Nairalander by IamPlato(m): 12:02pm On Jul 04, 2018
majorgr:
Chinese don't have blue eyes so please, even though your story is getting interesting, try not to exaggerate the facts !
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You Are In Nigeria, he Is In China and You Are Telling Him Who And Who Does Not have Blue Eyes... How Many People Do You Know In China? Is Like Groundnut Oil Have Stain Your Sense
Travel › Re: My Experience Living In China For 4 Months - A Nairalander by IamPlato(m): 11:54am On Jul 04, 2018
ThePianoGuy:
I still remember getting lost on my first day in campus, I felt sad but i never knew God had a good plan for me that day. Surprisingly a beautiful Chinese girl with blue eyes saw me stranded and offered to take me to the school main gate. As a sharp Warri guy i quickly collected her WeChat. That’s how we became very good friends. I can’t wait to kiss her soon ���
na The Book Wey You Go Read For China Be abi grin
Fashion › Re: 10 Long Lasting Cheap Perfumes For Women by IamPlato(m): 10:31am On Jul 04, 2018
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Hausa perfume Is #250. One Spray Is Enough To Last A Life Time
Romance › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s Daughter Announces Wedding by IamPlato(m): 10:29am On Jul 04, 2018
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I Am 100% sure She Has Been Sucking that Black Prick Long Ago.
Car Talk › Re: See The Typical Dashboard Of Danfos In Lagos (PHOTOS) by IamPlato(m): 10:28am On Jul 04, 2018
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I Have Always Wondered what A New Danfo looks Like. Which Company Owns That Bus?
Romance › Re: Leo Babarinde Dasilva: How Lady Dumped A Man Who Sponsored Her For A Richer Guy by IamPlato(m): 10:23am On Jul 04, 2018
countryfive:
Friend it's potipher not pharaoh
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Wether Potipher or Potfiller... Everybody Knows Who I Am Referring To, including You
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Meet Kareem Waris Olamilekan, An Artist Who Drew President Emmanuel Macron by IamPlato(m): 10:19am On Jul 04, 2018
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Those Of You That Shit finish And Wipe Your Ass and Then Look At The Tissue Paper, what Were You Expecting To See? Chocolate Abi undecided
Celebrities › Re: More Photos From President Macron Visit To The Afrika Shrine by IamPlato(m): 10:16am On Jul 04, 2018
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The Last Place I Want To Ever Visit Is That Shrine... I Despise Fela... Nothing Likeable about His Lifestyle... Living A Very Disgustin Live
Romance › Re: Leo Babarinde Dasilva: How Lady Dumped A Man Who Sponsored Her For A Richer Guy by IamPlato(m):
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There Is Nothing New Under The Heaven...


Girls Have Been Dumping Men Since The Israelites left Egypt...



Afterall, pharoah's Wife tried Dumping Him For Joseph the Servant...



Only Smart Men Can Read Women
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by IamPlato(m): 9:25am On Jul 04, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
I bee think say you hate women? Stop being a confusionist o!
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I Already Told Him, he Will Still Find A New Girl
Romance › Re: My Quest To Quit Fapping(masturbation) by IamPlato(m): 12:08am On Jul 04, 2018
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Masturbation aka Jerkin Off aka Beating Off aka Choking the Tit aka Wanking aka Vaseline Ride aka Vaseline Finisher aka Soap Waster aka Destiny Destroyer grin
Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by IamPlato(m): 12:02am On Jul 04, 2018
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Who Handsome Help?


You Are Forming Handsome guy When Adams Oshiomole (The Rich Gorilla) married An Extremely Beautiful Lady
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 11:58pm On Jul 03, 2018
N0favors:
okay
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I Know You Are Jacktheripper or Whatever...


Stay Out My Mentions If You Know You Want To live Long On This Land That the Lord God Has Placed You...
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 11:52pm On Jul 03, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't need to have sex. I can opt for artificial insemination. Negotiation? *Scoffs*
Do I look like someone that needs dire help? Even if I do, not at the detriment of getting foolishly pregnant and waiting on a man to bless my soul. OfficialDad, swerve. I've told you to buy wigs for your babymama but you bluntly refused. That's the only way you can help me right now.
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Hahaha...


See Marketing Techniques grin
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 11:48pm On Jul 03, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Leave that ubiquitous fellow!
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Chai!
grin you And Bad Mouth
Romance › Re: "Don't Go To Their House If You Don't Want Sex" - Lady Says On Twitter by IamPlato(m): 11:47pm On Jul 03, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Danny Danny. Bad guy. wink smiley cheesy
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grin
Romance › Re: "Don't Go To Their House If You Don't Want Sex" - Lady Says On Twitter by IamPlato(m): 11:22pm On Jul 03, 2018
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It Depends On What Brings You To My House...


I Cant see Cake and Not Have A Bite grin


I Am A Very Responsibile Young Fellow and A Virgin and A Born Again and A Worker In Church...


We Will Do Praise And Worship Then I Will Fan her Till She Sleeps...

But That Would Be After Eatin the Honeypot
Business › Re: 10 Businesses You Can Start With N100,000 by IamPlato(m): 11:03pm On Jul 03, 2018
ArmedRobber:
be warned
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Mr. Armedrobber No Vex lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 11:02pm On Jul 03, 2018
bizzy500:
who the fuc. k is this clown quoting me and what the mess are you saying ...... only if you can channel all the energy you put in this write up to successful..... i will simply ignore you... pls zoom off
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Carry Your Groundnut Brain And Get Lost
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 11:01pm On Jul 03, 2018
N0favors:
No offence bro, but are you not the scammer who went surgical to scam people? Smh what in the Bernard Madoff is going on in this world?
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Surgical Kor Medical Ni...


Come On Keep Quiet there
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 10:50pm On Jul 03, 2018
bizzy500:
undecidedtypical Niger girl everything harsh harsh ..... I know a white girl can't talk this way and it's not like you are pretty than an average white girl before you start feeling yourself
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Come On Keep Quiet.


Is It Your Harsh?


I'm sure You Have Not Crossed The Shores Of Nigeria...


How Much Do You Know About White Girls? Is It The Ones That Will Treat Your Fvck ups in Public? Or The Ones That Will Stab You or Shoot You If You Anger Them? Or The Ones That Will Deport you? Or The Ones That Will Turn You To Sex Slave? Or The Ones That Will Make You Their Footmat? Or The Ones That Will Slap You At The Slightest Provokation? Or The Ones That Will Furustrate your Destiny?



Better Shut Up If You Dont Know What To Say
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 10:42pm On Jul 03, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Leave that ass alone.
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That Guy Has Not Dropped The Airtime? cheesy
Business › Re: 10 Businesses You Can Start With N100,000 by IamPlato(m): 10:41pm On Jul 03, 2018
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Just Saw Someone With The Name armedrobber shocked
Romance › Re: You Guys Don't Give Me Enough Accolades. by IamPlato(m): 9:53pm On Jul 03, 2018
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So Nothing De Your Head To Post Again, na This Rubbish...


Were You Not The One That brought Your Babe to Join Nairaland? What Would She Say When She Sees You Looking For Attention That You Did Not Keep Here
Romance › Re: Nairaland Fastest Fingers 2nd Thread! by IamPlato(m): 9:35pm On Jul 03, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
cheesy
Shuu! I do o! I purposely followed the damn thread. He should do what he promised to do o!
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He Probably Forgot And Slept Off grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Fastest Fingers 2nd Thread! by IamPlato(m): 9:26pm On Jul 03, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Oga we're waiting for the parcels na. Which way?
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Hahahaha. You Still Remember grin
Sports › Re: World Cup: Colombia Vs England - 1 - 1 (3 - 4 On Penalties) Full Time by IamPlato(m): 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2018
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Whoever Owns 9jabet Must Be A Billionaire now...

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