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iLegendd:
You didn't learn any rubbish. If I'm your client and you lie to me, I'll give you a fùcking smackdown. Be truthful and make your business have a good reputation. With a good reputation, you can sell anything.

Anyway, do you sell G-string or G-wagon? If yes, which size do you wear cuz your small yansh and my female friend's own look similar.

Kindly quote your price.

dont Get Hard On Yourself. You Are Very Manipulative when Talking About Your Books and Site.


It Is Not Lyin, its Business Sense. MTN, Nigerian Government, Banks lie To Us Every Day, you Know They Do But You Buy It. Its Called Good Business Sense.



By The Way, hers Is Not Lies. She Uses Them Too.


Buy For You Girl And Stop Finding Faults. Believe Me, when You Girl Finds Out You Knew about This Offer And Didnt Tell Her, she Will Kill Your ass

UyaiIncomparabl:
Awwwn. You're simply amazing. Gracias. Lots of L.

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Whats The Name Of Your Saloon or Company

UyaiIncomparabl:
Hmm. I've learnt something else tonight.
Gracias!

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I Will Help You Promote Your Business...


I Will Advertise You Here, where I Stay And Call You When Someone Is Interested

Caring0:
This is it. I view mainly as guest because I don't have much time to be on here


I just have to drop this issue for it to be tabled here. Because I'm really sad about this

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Cry No More My Friend!


Welcome To Nairaland!

Our Ladies Here Love Big Pricks...


Pick Your Taste

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I'm Sorry Bro. But Guys Like Yourself I Avoid...

I Hate The Smokin and Drinkin Habit

UyaiIncomparabl:

Okay love. I should jut say I've got them all over the place, yea?

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Dont Give Clients the Slightest Idea That You DonT Use what You Are Selling Out. Instead You Tell Them How Comfortable You Feel With It and How Well It Has Raised Your Confidence... Even Though It Doesnt...

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Tell Me Your Main Moniker i Wont Beat You

UyaiIncomparabl:


I love flaunting my natural hair .
Oh, of course, I've got wigs, [s]but then I feel very uncomfortable in them[/s]
Nofav0rs. Don't ask me Qs. Just buy one wig.
Surprise me.

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Ssssshhhh!


Thats A Wrong Marketing Strategy, Honey!

SoapQueen:
Haaa.. My Greek Philosopher!
What do I do to keep you from fighting with me?
Plata O' Plomo?

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What I Want You To Do, You Can Not Do.

Say No More Honey.

I Forgive Your Trespasses!

There Is Enough Love To Go Around

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Even My Prick Felt Irritated

The Gods Forbid This Unforgiveable ugliness...

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You Mean Thick Sperm at The Mouth Of Your Prick Like The dot On "i"



Thats The Consequences Of Fornicating...


I Pray The Sperm stays At The Mouth Of Your Prick And Becomes Dried Super Glue...

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13. Dont Talk To Me About Money Throughout This Month

14. You Must Wear The Jersey Of The Team I Support Every Time They Play

15. Any Time I Am Watching Match, no Extra Commentators needed

16. You Must Not Sleep When We Watch The Match Together

17. You Must Not Miss One Match Or Else You Will leave My House

18. Dont You Ever Support Any Other Team I Dont Support Or Else You Will Wake Up In Ikeja General hospital

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Madam please Look For Somebody That Will Marry you So You Can Stop All These Rubbish

SoapQueen:
Hahahaa.. Na weytin I do you ?

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So You Are Asking Me...

You That Bashed me And Ran Off...


They Say "He That Fights And Runs Away, lives To Fight Another Day"

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So You Expect Me To Read All Abuses They Are exchanging

Una too Like Amebo!

Na All This Kind Thread The People Above Me De like...


Especially That Soapqueen of A Girl

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So You Expect Me To Read All Abuses They Are exchanging

Una too Like Amebo!

Na All This Kind Thread The People Above Me De like...


Especially That Soapqueen of A Girl

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God!

Some People Are Bastardly Talented I Fvckin swear

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They Value Dogs Better Than black Men...

Avoid White Women!

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Why Not Just Drink Poison and Sleep?


Jumping From Buildings, running Under Speeding trailers, stabbing self With Knife, climbing High Tensions, shooting Self, are All A "No"...




Best Is To Say No To Suicide...


Suicide Is Not A Solution.


It Has Never Been And Will Never Be...


How Does Burning In Hell End The Suffering?

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He Has Blamed Devil, Right?

Three Times!
Why Then Do We Have Olosho?
There Are Still Affordable Oloshos For Reasonable Prices of #200- #800...

rosalieene:
adewumiopeyemi is just always present at the mention of "party"

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So You Didnt Attend...


I Was Waiting For You

jtwest:
see that oga dancing with babe and he stretched his hand like he is pushing trolley, grab something and let the devil be asham

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Na For Nairaland Their Mouth De Sharp

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See As Girls De Press Phones, frown Face Like Say Them No Like Food...



Next Year, I Will Attend with My Squad... So I Dont Get Murdered By People I Have Offended...

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These Ones Will Eat Their Fellow Humans

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My Dear No Problem...


Just Visit The Both Of Them, chat And Laugh With Them...


Have Sex With Them Again Since You Are Already Pregnant then Prepare Egusi soup With your Pregnancy Urine as Salt Water... Serve Them The Delicious Meal With Pounded Yam pounded with Your Feet. Rub your Pussy fluid On The Plate Before Serving Them.



Thank Me Later After You See The Result

Ladyhippolyta88:
Maybe they are fake doctors.
I thought plastic surgery was much safer than before.
The woman just died for nothing she obviously did not like her body and took the risk.
Such a beautiful woman.

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She No Wise

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You Mistakenly Slept With your Wife's Sister...


You Mistakenly Put Your Prick Inside Abi...

Your Wife Sef na Wa

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Kill Yourself Na

SoapQueen:
Go jor.
I trust you had a great day.
Stay blessed!

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Sure!
Stay Blessed

Ire2:
Truth be told you look no different from them.

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SoapQueen:
Hahahaha.. I know right. Wanted to nudge you.

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Nudge kor Nod ni...

SoapQueen:
The roadside prostitutes I have seen photos of, always look frazzled and washed out. Their beauty fades before they are lucky to snag a man.

Sadly, I cannot answer this question because I am not a man. Maybe IamPlato will love to. Lol.

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Whats Funny


How Do You Know I Like Ashewo?


I Deal Decent Girls!


And I Dont Share


I'm Selfish with My Woman...