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Romance › Re: Ladies Come In Oo, Man's Hot!!! Pics by IamPlato(m): 9:27pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
I pity your girlfriend shocked
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Where Is Preshy
Forum Games › Re: Riddles That Can Crack Your Brain by IamPlato(m): 9:21pm On May 14, 2018
Drniyi4u:
A person spent 3 days at a hospital and was absolutely healthy. However, he had to be carried out of the hospital. Why?
Its A Baby
Forum Games › Re: Riddles That Can Crack Your Brain by IamPlato(m): 9:14pm On May 14, 2018
Drniyi4u:
What number should replace the question mark?
8
Romance › Re: Why Do Teenagers Date? by IamPlato(m): 8:57pm On May 14, 2018
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Teenagers Date Because Of Their Over Dose Curiousity...


Their Impatience and unreasonable Eagerness to Explore sweet Evil earn Them Irreverible Consequences...



Their Inability to Control Sexual Hormone Rush leads Them To Spilling the Generational Seeds Inside sexually stimulated Psychic gate after Unofficially Gate Crashing the Hymen...



The Ecstacy is Beyond Paradise and can Not Be Controlled But There Are Unwritten Regrets After The Excitement
Romance › Re: This Really Touched Me by IamPlato(m): 8:51pm On May 14, 2018
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Do You Think Waking up With A Hard Dick Is Easy?


You Try To Press It Down But The Idiot Is Fighting back At You.


Some Times You Use The Opportunity To Measure The Length and Smile At The Increase...


You Hold It And Weigh It And Shake It... Its Big and Strong, Good To Go...



You Begin To Feel Like Mandingo...


You Are Tempted To Apply Vaseline but You Remember That Trumpet Might Sound Immediately You Start...



You Feel Like Sunshine when Its Hard And Sometimes You Feel Angry And Embarrassed...


I Thank God For Making Me The Driller
Romance › Re: This Really Touched Me by IamPlato(m): 8:43pm On May 14, 2018
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Romance › Re: This Really Touched Me by IamPlato(m): 8:43pm On May 14, 2018
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This Is Serious o.

So This Is What You Go Through Every Month And You Still Cheat...

Which Type Of Thunder Will You Like
Romance › Re: See The Big Scorpion I Just Killed Ooo by IamPlato(m): 8:32pm On May 14, 2018
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The Worse Thing That Can Happen To A Man is Getting You Prick Stung by A Scorpion
Romance › Re: Always Wake Up Your Boyfriend With A Bl*wjob , Nigerian Lady Post On Twitter. by IamPlato(m): 8:31pm On May 14, 2018
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I Like This Kind Of Women. She Is Wise
Romance › Re: I Have Noticed 3 Things About Young Girls' Pant by IamPlato(m): 8:29pm On May 14, 2018
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Is It Girls Pant You Are Praising like This?


What Will Happen If You See Biacan pant lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: “I Will Never Marry Or Date A Nigerian Woman Again!” by IamPlato(m): 8:27pm On May 14, 2018
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I Cant Stand Being Cheated On. I Can Commit Murder
Foreign Affairs › Re: World Leaders Reactions As USA Opens Jerusalem Embassy by IamPlato(m): 4:34pm On May 14, 2018
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Why Are Muslims Like This?


We Will Soon Come Back For Mecca. That Belongs To Us Too...



Two Religion Sharing Enormous Similarities Yet Enormous Hatred Burning Amongst Us... What A Shame
Crime › Re: Some Persons Suspected To Be Cultist Murdered This Man. by IamPlato(m): 4:25pm On May 14, 2018
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So Owerri north Has One Police Station...


They Should Dance To The Station... Shaku Shaku or One Corner?




If Yoruba police Are Terrible With Their Job when It Comes To Money I Wonder How Owerri police men Will Be...
Romance › Re: Having Sex Once A Week Slows Ageing by IamPlato(m): 4:12pm On May 14, 2018
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Biacan Will Love This
Romance › Re: Tricks Girls Use To Request Money From Guys (see Screenshot) by IamPlato(m): 4:09pm On May 14, 2018
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That Is Not New
Celebrities › Re: Bride Abandons Groom For Tobi Bakre After He Stormed Their Wedding by IamPlato(m): 2:41pm On May 14, 2018
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Welcome To Nigeria Where We Celebrate Shame..


Shame No De People Face Again
Education › Re: Moment Mum Taking Selfies On An Escalator Drops Her 10-mth-old Baby To Her Death by IamPlato(m): 2:37pm On May 14, 2018
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Education › Re: Moment Mum Taking Selfies On An Escalator Drops Her 10-mth-old Baby To Her Death by IamPlato(m): 2:37pm On May 14, 2018
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Ladies And Selfie...


What A Shame!




She Carelessly Killed Her Baby



Selfie Will Still Kill Her Later...
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 2:29pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
Where do you stay undecided
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In A VIP county undecided
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 2:23pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
Make I come so that you and bariga boys go use me play match undecided
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Who Told You I Stay In Bariga undecided
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 2:13pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
She warned me seriously that she can give me anything I want but can't trade you for anyone.... I'm afraid embarassed
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Is It Not To Collect Your Money?


Oya come And Collect Your Money And Be Going...


I Don Calm Her
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 2:05pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
I can't come preshy is waiting at the Conner with acid embarassed orcholi pur mu oku embarassed
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grin

Na You Cause Am Na. No Worry She Don Calm down.


I Talked With Her
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 2:03pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
I'm currently on his bed right now cool
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shocked

How Did You Get There Without My Approval
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 1:57pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
I accept sad but make we first share that take away wey you carry go house that day cheesy cheesy cheesy
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No Problem...


Come Around In The Evening And Collect Your Share wink
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 1:47pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
Mpia gi eh sad so nah president food you won chop undecided
if You Know You Dont Want Me to Blow Whistle we Will Share
Romance › Re: My Gf Beats Me by IamPlato(m): 1:34pm On May 14, 2018
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All You Need To Do Is Cry And Report To your Mommy
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 1:32pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
So does that stops me from dating him since I know I can secure a wealth of life.... cool
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We Must Share That Wealth if Not I Will Open Your Peacock ynash
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 1:26pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
Your deal is to wash my undies I don't know why you're still wasting my time instead of you to get back at work sad
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I Forgot To Tell You. Atiku has HIV
Romance › Re: Ladies Come In Oo, Man's Hot!!! Pics by IamPlato(m): 1:25pm On May 14, 2018
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This Is The Type Of Muscles I Like
Politics › Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by IamPlato(m): 1:21pm On May 14, 2018
biacan:
I guess I should wait for your approval before I open leg undecided
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Dont You Dare Open Those Legs... We Have To Conclude Our Deal.
Family › Re: Six Ways Men Can Escape Poverty by IamPlato(m): 1:20pm On May 14, 2018
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The Big Men Put A Barricade Against Small Men... How Then Does The Smaller Men Access Them?





Finding The Right Woman Is A Problem. Its My Problem... I Havent found Her

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