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Religion / Man Tries To Commit Suicide Inside Synagogue Church by IamUti: 11:15am On Sep 30, 2014
Sunrise Daily programme today September 29th
that a young man had attempted to commit
suicide during service yesterday Sunday
September 28th.
Speaking on the the misrepresentation of the
church building collapse tragedy, Emeakayi said
the man suddenly tried to jump down from the
gallery of the church which would have
immediately killed him upon landing. Asked why
he'd tried to jump, the young man supposedly
said he wanted to show that he believed prophet
T.B Joshua. Emeakayi argued that if the man
had succeeded in the suicide attempt, the story
would have been reported differently.
Emeakayi also said what happened on
September 12th was a controlled demolition. He
maintained the aircraft they claimed hovered
around the church building four times triggered
off the detonation of some explosives

"We are investigating the incident for the
world to know what actually happened.
When you look at the clip you will see that
it was not just the aircraft hovering. At the
point of the incident, there was explosion.
It is possible they were either dropped or
planted and the aircraft will have to come
and detonate it. The persons in the building
said that the noise they heard suggested
that it was an explosion. Those involved in
the act may not have been aware of the
security cameras. With modern
technologies explosive devices could be
detonated without a loud noise. There were
about four explosives that were detonated
in the building from the much the CCTv
could capture and because we know that
there would be fragments from the
explosive, we are calling for an
investigation” he said.

Source: [url]coretgist..nl/2014/09/man-tried-to-commit-suicide-in.html?m=1[/url]
Sports / Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by IamUti: 9:10am On Sep 30, 2014
lmao
Education / Do You Still Remember This? Do People Still Use It? by IamUti: 11:06pm On Sep 29, 2014
remember this bucket during the boarding school days ..
if you remember drop your comment

Politics / BREAKING: Some Abducted Chibok Girls Released – Defence Headquarters by IamUti: 4:10pm On Sep 25, 2014
Celebrities / Throwback: Cute Little Pic Of Tiwa Savage by IamUti: 10:25pm On Sep 24, 2014

Sports / Predict And Win 5k Airtime... Proudly Supported By Nairatunes by IamUti: 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2014
Health / BREAKING NEWS : Mob Kills Officials In Guinue Due To Fear Of Ebola by IamUti: 7:06pm On Sep 19, 2014
Jokes Etc / Pic of The Day ! by IamUti: 12:08am On Sep 15, 2014
CrAzY Fashion

source : www.coretgist..com

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Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by IamUti: 12:01am On Aug 20, 2014
Yewandequeen:


that is not true dear
it's a package meant for white listed customers,not meant for all airtel users
you can dial *440*440# to confirm your eligibility.
If after dialing this code it's says you're eligible then go ahead.
If not you can only do that of #1500 for 2gb with the code *440*16#

i know dear
am jst saying ..its all abt giving it a try
bt pls make sure to knw if ur elgible first
by dailing d code first
Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by IamUti: 11:59pm On Aug 19, 2014
Yewandequeen:
not true as well
you can only enjoy it for 30days if and only if you don't upgrade you android or download large files.
If you do trust me it's 2weeks
will also advise that you switch off your mobile data when not in use so that the underground application you have won't finish it up for u.
you can always monitor your data balance by dialing *123*9#
always check to know your usage


tnks 4 xplaining fuder
turn off ur data if ur nt using it !!!
it drains it..
Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by IamUti: 10:12pm On Aug 19, 2014
Rexyl:

ok. bros, does this (N1500 for 2gb) come with normal data deduction or twice the normal. it was that cheating that made me run from Airtel

its normal
Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by IamUti: 11:46pm On Aug 18, 2014
Rexyl:

... heh! hope it is not the one they remove twice the data volume of the actual data used. someone should be truthful to let us know if Airtel has changed that cheating behaviour or not.

sorry bro too late
d offer has ended
its now 1500 for 2gb
just dail *141*1*3*2*1#
enjoy nd tnk me later
Gaming / Android Freaks Nd Nerds Here?? by IamUti: 11:34pm On Aug 17, 2014
anybody knows where i can download morden combat game...full mod apk+data
Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by IamUti: 8:29pm On Aug 17, 2014
OkikiOluwa1: The bundle is ok for people who use only whatsapp & bbm on their android phones.
Last Bullet
If only all these networks can do android plans of 1gb for N1000, 2gb for 1500 or N2000, 3gb for N2500 or N3000, 5gb for N4500 or N5000 & 7gb for N6500 or N7000.

If only!

dail *140*161# for 1500 at 4gb airtel bb plan for 2 months ....IT ALSO WORKS ON ANDROID!!!
u can thank me later
Health / Re: PLEASE HELP !!! I Have Pimples/acne All Over My Face ..advice Needed Please!! by IamUti: 6:30pm On Aug 16, 2014
HealthIssues: There is solution to get rid of pimples/acne completely if you can get required products for its treatment. Kindly send an email (info@hivaidssolution.com) stating your location so that I can tell you where to get the products in your area. Regards.

ive sent you an email...please reply me
Jokes Etc / Akpos Jokes On Nairaland Part 2 by IamUti: 12:04pm On Aug 16, 2014
We hit u with jokes from the planets's funniest man...AKPOS!!

SICK AKPOS

Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his illness...

AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.

DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal.

AKPOS: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem.

DOCTOR: What's the problem?

AKPOS: I have only three spoons at home.

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Phones / Re: Drop Your Airtel Codes Here by IamUti: 10:24am On Aug 16, 2014
Drniyi4u: r u sure it'll work on android?

am sure
Phones / Drop Your Airtel Codes Here by IamUti: 10:56pm On Aug 15, 2014
mine is .... ( picture )
it works on all devices

wats urs

Politics / Re: Lesotho Pull Out Of AYC Qualifier Against Nigeria Over Ebola outbreak by IamUti: 6:02pm On Aug 15, 2014
make dem give excuse na .. i wish all the countries o dey give excuses .. na so we go take cari the cup grin
Health / Re: PLEASE HELP !!! I Have Pimples/acne All Over My Face ..advice Needed Please!! by IamUti: 5:45pm On Aug 15, 2014
dunhill26:
For my acne and pimple treatment, i used swissgarde tea tree oil soap and Aloe power from and added camphor cream to nourish my skin . I minimize the way i take milk too and it worked effectively..If u wnt to get it, whatsapp or call 08136478517, 08183808324.

please where do u stay cos i stay in ph
Health / Re: PLEASE HELP !!! I Have Pimples/acne All Over My Face ..advice Needed Please!! by IamUti: 4:13pm On Aug 15, 2014
polymathic: But av u tried Funbact-A mixed with shea butter, camphor and red n yellow capsule... That shld keep ur face smooth n frosh... I did dermatological test on it n confirm tis ok, try it n thank me later

men that sounds dangerous but ill try it
tnks alot
Health / Re: PLEASE HELP !!! I Have Pimples/acne All Over My Face ..advice Needed Please!! by IamUti: 1:17pm On Aug 15, 2014
polymathic: Wen mine too was stubborn, I just abandon the ish n cont with my life, after a while, nobody tell am make e leave my face, only am waka come, only am waka comot...

lols ur own beta
bt i need serious advice
Sports / Re: Nigeria Withdraws Team From Youth Olympics Over Ebola Discrimination by IamUti: 1:04pm On Aug 15, 2014
ghananotnaija:

How can Nigeria help Ghana when we have more hours of light than you even though you produce oil? We have better road and rail infrastructure, better governance, more stable society, more balanced economy.

f**k yall !!! fools angry y are you even on a nigerian forum y nt go to ur ghanian wack a*s websites
Health / PLEASE HELP !!! I Have Pimples/acne All Over My Face ..advice Needed Please!! by IamUti: 12:57pm On Aug 15, 2014
it started last month nd it doesn seems to wanna stop . please i need your help!!
ive tried man tubes ranging from skineal to funbact A and so many others.. advice needed
Sports / Re: Nigeria Withdraws Team From Youth Olympics Over Ebola Discrimination by IamUti: 12:26pm On Aug 15, 2014
ghananotnaija: Thank you host nation China for protecting international athletes (including the Ghanaian contingent) from disease-ridden Nigerians.

you are a big fool if nigeria withdraws our help we give to ghana .. u tink una go survive ..foolish fool
Health / Re: Breaking:- FG Sacks All Resident Doctors by IamUti: 11:23pm On Aug 14, 2014
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Withdraws Team From Youth Olympics Over Ebola Discrimination by IamUti: 9:50am On Aug 14, 2014
this recent descrimination of blacks especially nigerians hv made me to strt having hatred for whites people..i swear if i see any chineese man now..na only God know wetin i go do am

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Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Jokes On Nairaland by IamUti: 12:38pm On Aug 12, 2014
Akpos died and went to Heaven.

As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'Why all the clocks ?'

St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.

Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock is that ?'

'That's Mother Teresas', replied St.Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.

''Incredible', said akpos. 'And whose clock is that one ?

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.

''Where's our politician's clock ?' asked akpos.

St Peter replied " it is in our office we use them as cylin fans"

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