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Man United fans came out to attack Banky W over this tweet

"Meanwhile, if there was any Justice in the world, Kante wld have been bought for 90 million, & Pogba for 35. Argue with your ancestors"
see the funny reactions that follow.

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Abeg! allow make we Finish exam for oau ooo

Women women women.. the cause of Hausa Yoruba fight in Ile Ife was because of woman

stupid lies

ritababe:

Season three, can't remember episode.

Thank you

ritababe:
not new.
when you mention Nigeria all they think about is fraud and drugs, they even mention Nigeria and drugs in Agent of shield, I was like so na only that one they know us for?

abeg in which season and Episode?

sense seems to be lacking in that Sch

The Nigerian government has announced a takeover of the country's biggest airline - Arik Air - to prevent it going bust. But this is just the latest example of problems in Nigeria's aviation industry, reports the BBC's Martin Patience from Lagos.
The government agency (Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria) now responsible for supervising the airline said the decision was made to "instill sanity in the country's aviation sector and to prevent a major catastrophe."
Customer service at Arik Air is at times non-existent. When the airline cancels a flight, most of the time its ground staff flee rather than deal with the fallout from irate passengers.
As the company's troubles mounted at the end of last year, 70% of its international flights were
delayed.
The firm's staff bear the brunt for an airline that even by Nigerian standards is a byword for utter dysfunction. Last month the company was forced to issue a plea for passengers not to attack its employees .
How to survive the chaos
The government agency that pushed the airline into receivership reeled off an astonishing rap sheet of Arik's alleged offences - enormous debt, bad governance, and "erratic operational challenges."
As Nigeria's biggest airline, the government decided that it could not allow the company to collapse.
But to fly Arik often means never getting off the ground.
I was at Enugu airport when I was told my flight was cancelled. The man beside me at the check-in desk just shook his head - all his flights had been cancelled for the past two days.
To survive Nigerian air travel means coming up with new strategies.
First, find the most reliable airline and stick with it. And, if possible, take the first flight in the morning as it's normally guaranteed to go on time (give or take an hour.)
Delays become compounded throughout the day as most airlines operate a shuttle service. So a good bet is that a mid-afternoon flight will probably turn into early evening flight. Passengers normally only miss their flight if it actually leaves on time.
Nobody wants to spend too much time at the airports here. Port Harcourt was named the world's worst in 2015.
Generally speaking, though, I've always felt pretty safe on flights apart from after a rocky landing when several of the overhead luggage bins burst open.
To be fair to the airlines, Nigeria is not the easiest place to operate. International carriers face huge issues repatriating their profits as they can't get their hands on dollars because of Nigeria's current economic crisis.
The dollar shortage has also led to aviation fuel shortages causing massive disruption in the past few months.
Capital's airport to close
The latest major inconvenience facing the traveller to Nigeria is the closure of Abuja's airport for six weeks starting from next month while major repairs are carried out on its runway. At least one airline has damaged its landing gear on the pot-holed tarmac.
With the capital's only airport shut down, the government is going to reroute flights to an airport in the nearby city of Kaduna.
The small airport there currently handles just 300 passengers a day compared to the 5,000 who pass through Abuja's terminal. Many predict chaos.
Travelling to the capital from Kaduna will also involve a two-hour journey along a road that has been hit by a spate of kidnappings. The government is promising to put on extra security.
Unsurprisingly, several international airlines have already announced they will not being flying into Kaduna, although direct flights to Lagos, Kano or Port Harcourt will continue.
There are, however, a few perks about air travel in Nigeria: Free snacks onboard; unbelievably cheap excess baggage and the fact that you can board with as much carry-on luggage as you can actually carry on.
Also, during a year's travel in Nigeria, my bags have always arrived on time, which is more than I can say for British airports.
And despite the immense frustrations, I frequently strike up conversations with complete strangers.
Delayed Nigerians can make for great company while waiting at the airport.

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@vikilinho

Naija for ever

A 50-year-old man identified as Shuibu Mukaila was yesterday caught while trying to force his manhood into the anus of a young man in Otukpo area of Benue State.
DAILY POST gathered that Mukaila, a native of Kano State sells sports wears at the Otukpo main market.
Speaking with DAILY POST on Friday, the victim, who gave his name as Ogbeche, said after buying a pair of boot from Mukaila, the man demanded for his phone number and asked him to come back later in the day.
According to Ogbeche, “I went to his shop around Otukpo main market to buy a football boot. After several minutes of bargaining, I paid him and he asked me to give him my phone number, which I did. I was later surprised when he called me and asked me to come to his place.”
Sensing danger from the man’s desperation, the young man said he was afraid and decided to inform some of his friends who promised to follow him there.
He added, “I told him that I don’t have transportation fare. But he insisted on paying for me. So, I informed some of the people around me because I didn’t really want to go but they promised to go with me.
“We went there but I walked in alone. After he paid for my transportation, he also bought me airtime and asked me to come inside his room. I put my phone on record and was recording every bit of our conversation.
“Before I knew what was happening, he removed his trousers and started touching my manhood, trying to force his manhood into my anus, that was when I raised alarm and my friend came in and arrested him,” Ogbeche added.
He said the timely intervention of the vigilante from Igbanomaje saved the man from being lynched by angry mobs who caught him stack naked in his shop.
Asked if he was handed over to the police, a member of the vigilante said his people came and begged them to allow him go after listening to the recorded conversation.

source: DAILYPOST
@Vikilinho

Why some leaders give their speech to be written by their aids; Trump has chosen to write his.
http://dvicxy..co.ke/2017/01/photo-of-donald-trump-writing-his.html?m=1

nonsense

onoerime:
A true man of God being instructed by a witch to stop eating kola nut and you obeyed. God spoke through a witch. I wondered o

God spoke through seer in the Bible.... I have heard him speak through people who seems mentally derailed. God can use anyone, anything, anywhere at anytime.

Super Falcon striker, Desire Oparanozie got engaged today; the striker displayed her engagement ring on her Instagram page and fans have been pouring out congratulatory messages on her page.
@vikilinho

But the actor and the fans lack sense

nice one

I don't care abt the photos.... today is my birthday

FG can lie but God faithfulness remain unchanged.

It is my birthday today.... kindly wish me well.

and so what

are you using your man?

Terrible terrible man

ok

The nation will fail if you people continue to rule..

Jarizod:


is this even news @ all

abi ooo ogami

Otem2016:
My own god performs miracle only upon brains to help You Know how to think. My brain is so large right now. I JUST EVOLVED, SAME WAY AFRICANS ARE EVOLVING RIGHT NOW.

The end will tell!!!

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