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HealthRe: Photos: Ladies, This Is What Happens When You Wear Body Shaper... by iamvjsmiles(op): 1:03pm On Apr 11, 2015
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CrimeRe: Gang Rapes Rev. Sister, Kidnaps 10 Rev. Fathers, Pastors In Enugu by iamvjsmiles: 1:00pm On Apr 11, 2015
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RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 12:59pm On Apr 11, 2015
hifaif:
Easy on her. She has gone lame and now, she has disappeared. She is used to bullying folks here but now, she has met her boss. Just easy. Don't make her commit suicide.
[size=14pt] [color=grey] oh well...
never saw your bbm invite? [/color] [/size]
CrimeRe: Gang Rapes Rev. Sister, Kidnaps 10 Rev. Fathers, Pastors In Enugu by iamvjsmiles: 12:56pm On Apr 11, 2015
andystudentggrin:
mz nell-yhuh
[size=14pt] she dey keep dada? angry [/size]
RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 12:35pm On Apr 11, 2015
hifaif:
Just shut the fhuck up, already. You ought to have some shame. Why did you insult his mom? Did he insult yours? You, a woman and yet lack manners.
bro calm your self downnnnnn....

really wanna put the Nataraja in her place
RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 12:12pm On Apr 11, 2015
2dice:
ok eyaff do..
Be a Goodboi n make me proud
cheesy cheesy
angry
RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 11:32am On Apr 11, 2015
2dice:
oga calm down faa..
I no dey see you para like this naah
once in a while angry grin
RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 11:25am On Apr 11, 2015
goofyone:
Grow up, kiddo. Or they'll make you keep licking 'em @ss all day grin
https://i.imgur.com/i4yo5Uo.jpg

CrimeRe: Gang Rapes Rev. Sister, Kidnaps 10 Rev. Fathers, Pastors In Enugu by iamvjsmiles: 11:15am On Apr 11, 2015
andystudentggrin:
who ban uhuh
no be that red dada moderator angry
RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 11:13am On Apr 11, 2015
LasoulMacuby:
Eyaa! So u expected ur name among the list. Hehe! Bros I don't give a damm about you, If putting their names here is what you call asslicking, then I gladly would continue.
wtf is this ^local tout^ spewing?? shocked

why would i want my ffvvcking name on a list of a nobody and somebody as insignificant as your obnubilate self?


what amount of ^stupidity^ could wanna make a normal sane homo erectus open this kind of thread?
cheap vulgarized attention seeker

CrimeRe: Gang Rapes Rev. Sister, Kidnaps 10 Rev. Fathers, Pastors In Enugu by iamvjsmiles: 11:04am On Apr 11, 2015
A minute silence for the rev sister's eraser angry cry

RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 11:04am On Apr 11, 2015
LasoulMacuby:
Kai! Oboy, I dey feel for ur family. For their mind, them get pikin
take my fffvcking advice ^jejune^
stop assslicking ladies coz no ffvcking real man does that....

see his stewpid ^igbo infested black lips^
haemophrodite grin
RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 10:51am On Apr 11, 2015
Idowuogbo:
story of your childhood right? Aww poor you.... its sad having a wh0re as a mother right? I feel your pain,son! Look at the bright side tho,she fed you with the money she got from suck!ng every [size=20pt]allaji[/size]that felt sorry for your deprived azz.Only a product of a street urchin would throw subliminals around like that. Is our fault your mother forgot to drain out the excess sp£rm she passed on to your whlist carring your Godforsaken foetus?
it's alhaji you boracic sluut...

your momma must have ffvvcked a genital herpes patient as the bad guy rammed her ibadan/lagos expressway pusssy with much force and he ejaculated into your mothers pit toilet where low quality sperm where stored...and you turned out to be the worst nightmare of your mouth odoured and hausa perfume smelling shocked momma....
fvvcking every dick including your uncles,cousins and brothers d!ck just to alleviate the genes passed from your ffvck fvccck mother to you....

your ^stupidity^ deserves a place in the guiness book of records....

i think outwardly i should help this marasmus of a sluut....
come to china and work for my housemaid...
but my advice..... shocked) dont ffvcck without getting payed cuz chinese men do that here alot....


sttupid^ jejune^

PoliticsRe: Thugs Hijack Electoral Materials In Imo by iamvjsmiles: 10:33am On Apr 11, 2015

RomanceRe: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by iamvjsmiles: 10:27am On Apr 11, 2015
Idowuogbo:
so you go round sniffing your mother's used sanity towels ba? Just because she produces maggots during her monthly visit don't mean everyone else suffers with same condition. IdiOtic son of a street rat!
wtf is wrong with this local "BORN TROWAY" haemophrodite?
where did your common sense elope to? to go fvvck on some random diicks?
even a ^fool^ can see that i was just being sarcastic so wht the fvck do you mean...
my momma aint and will never be your mommas mate....
that stupidd prostitute with body odour and vaginal disesase that ffvcks 70 year old drunkards to buy a cup of garri for you....

ssttuuppiidd nxyclic nitwit...
fvck off my mentions demented prostitute.
RomanceLadies:can You Rock This Hairstyle? by iamvjsmiles(op): 9:49am On Apr 11, 2015
huh? angry

PoliticsBreakingnews: About 50 Heavily Armed Soldiers Deployed To Wike’s Residence by iamvjsmiles(op): 8:47am On Apr 11, 2015
Port Harcourt – About 50 heavily armed soldiers mounted a blockade around the family residence of the governorship candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Barr Nyesom Wike as early as 6am today.
Vehicles were thoroughly searched before being allowed to drive through Wipey Junction, a busy intersection close to the family residence.
At about 6:40 am the soldiers were seen emptying sand bags from one of their trucks.
Efforts by Vanguard to take shots was rebuffed by one of the soldiers who appeared like the head of the troop.
Pedestrians were seen raising their hands as they walked pass the soldiers who took strategic positions with their riffles.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/breakingnews-about-50-heavily-armed-soldiers-deployed-to-wike-s-rumuprikom-residence/
HealthRe: Photos: Ladies, This Is What Happens When You Wear Body Shaper... by iamvjsmiles(op): 7:38am On Apr 10, 2015
Bollinger:
OP; you mumu small sha. It's almost like saying, because a woman's vagina expanded due to giving birth, then the vagina is destroyed. Mumu thread. The human body is the most flexible thing you can ever find.

CelebritiesRe: Checkout Jesse Jagz New Look by iamvjsmiles(op): 6:17am On Apr 10, 2015
lalasticlala
RomanceRe: . by iamvjsmiles: 8:24pm On Apr 09, 2015
Is this fair?
are you knockout handsome?
tcheeew

tcheeeew
tcheeeeeew

RomanceRe: In Love With My Guy's Girl by iamvjsmiles: 8:20pm On Apr 09, 2015
MzNelly:
Toast her, she'll tell your friend, he'll approach you, y'all will fight, he'll stab you, you'll die; we'll come and eat akara. smiley

CelebritiesCheckout Jesse Jagz New Look by iamvjsmiles(op): 8:04pm On Apr 09, 2015
He has taken off all his dreadlocks and is look fab.

HealthPhotos: Ladies, This Is What Happens When You Wear Body Shaper... by iamvjsmiles(op): 7:49pm On Apr 09, 2015
According to research,
when you wear a tight body shaper, it destroys your internal organs, It pushes the ribs, squash the lungs and force the intestines and other organs down below, take a look at the photo below

Nairaland GeneralRe: if These 3 Monikers Leave Romance Section Today Thousands Will Follow Them!!!! by iamvjsmiles:
TheSonOfMark:
Now I understand why you'd be writing SSCE for the umpteenth time - your command of the English language is pathetic.


Use of punctuation marks : poor

Spellings: poor

Articulation (use of syntax and semantics): poor


I think I should start a 'SAVE VJSMILES/IAMVJSMILES' thread. You need a NEUROSURGEON to help halt your BRAIN DAMAGE and/or a PSYCHOLOGIST to help salvage your steep descent into the 'abyss' of BI-POLAR SYNDROME.

We can save you, Vjsmiles. Let us help you.
your F.O.O.L.I.S.H.N.E.S.S is in depth...
see this bad breathed basttard who was vomited by that haemphrodite of a mother...
for the umpteenth time G.O.A.T i aint your class,mate in any social quo so stop being a myopic animal...
you can rot in your Godforsaken Naija of a country...
pm me your accct..
50,0000 may be waiting for your smelling A..SS...
now what part of ffvvk the fvvck off ny mentions dont you understand?local tout
Nairaland GeneralRe: if These 3 Monikers Leave Romance Section Today Thousands Will Follow Them!!!! by iamvjsmiles: 1:24pm On Apr 09, 2015
thesonofmark i fvvcking aint got issues with you...
i scrubbed you inside out so i need a harder opponent not some myopic ffvcktard.....


vickybee your fallopian tube must have been infested with low quality sperm to utter this fvvcking thrash...
i am unbiased....
i bash any _goat_ that is way out of line so shut the fcvk up you smelling cunter...
go wash your pusssy with harpic it way has been long since you washed that place...
now fcck the ffffuvking Bleep off my mentions sttewpid _kids_
Nairaland GeneralRe: if These 3 Monikers Leave Romance Section Today Thousands Will Follow Them!!!! by iamvjsmiles: 12:58pm On Apr 09, 2015
Vickybee:
Munocracy or Munoracy? There's nothing like this word; but rather "monocracy" and it doesn't fit in the context you used it.

Self affiliated symptom? That's a wrong juxtaposition of words.

Hooha? It's hoo-ha and it means, uproarious commotion, a fuss, disturbance etc. Get the meaning of words before using them.

Bullonous? This word is unexistence.


Stop trying hard to fit in the world of;
Kachisbarbie
Mzmycoli
D1ck
Missclassy
Hifaif
Thesonofmark etc

Make out the time you use in writing gibberish to improve your vocabularly instead of forming a grammarian with useless words.
TheSonOfMark:

Vjsmiles, I remember telling you (during an altercation with you) that you type trash and you do piss-poor jobs piecing/stringing your words together to form intelligent sentences. And what did you do? You went berserk hurling invectives and throwing tantrums even when I dissected your comments to reveal you really weren't cognizant of the jargon you were hurling. So I let you wallow in your foolhardiness knowing our 'paths' would cross again. Now Vickybee has also exposed you for what you are - a pseudointellectual.
You really should concentrate on making "VEEJAYS" "SMILE". So long, monsieur, so long.

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