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Caracta: My darling

*runs into his arms*

Truckpusher: You seem to have a lot of info ?

Please, if i may ask what's your gender?

Caracta.....smh

xynerise: Lose to who? Cardiff city? Nah!

Baybe: Yeye

xynerise: Antelope, Man utd will not play today

Baybe: So you can gossip like this.

Caracta:

*faints*

Caracta: I was only protecting my interests. Na wa for you o

xynerise: Chesi wil luz 2dy

Truckpusher: Aha!....tell me something

And what happened next?

Truckpusher: *smiles and drags my chair close to the gender-less gossip*.....oya gist me na ,wetin i dey miss?

Truckpusher: Am i missing something here?

Baybe: You no know na me go come know bah? I'm a big fan too but I no fit cry when they lose a match

Caracta: *rolls eyes*

Baybe: You've forgotten that google is my friend.

Okay let me say the truth, I don't know but I'm not a mouth fan

Caracta: Arrrrrggggghhhhhh!

*spits fire*

Caracta: Let me just see a guy type in shorthand again. The way I go wash am ehn...hehehehehe.

Baybe: Of course!

Baybe: You wish!

xynerise: Choi! I must watch Chelsea match today. As usual they will lose

xynerise: . The truth is that some people don't know the meaning of ''Lol''

xynerise: Does it make any sense?


Me: I lost my aunt last night
Girl: Lol. Wow! Its a pity

xynerise: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try to make the conversation lively, they will still mess it up with rhetorical questions.


Girl: Where are you?
Me: I am in the office
Girl: What are you doing in the office?
Me: ( wetin she mean?)

Make I tell her say I dey wash cloth for office?

Baybe: LOL! I weep and run for my life

Baybe:

You just gave me an idea.

Truckpusher: He's so right ....most of these dumb gold diggers wants to know where you live and what you drive and as soon they get these info about you ,you'll be so shocked how instant their love will overwhelm you completely though for me it's simple ....i quickly switch on to my player mode and so shall it remain for that person.......