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sopoundz: Its funny how dese gals act up sumtyms. I aint got tym 4 deir monosyllabic BS. They always want you 2 flaunt wat yu got b4 they act all free wiv you.... Der z a gal on my contact tho.
Me: hey
Gal: hi
Me: I'm major
Gal:k
Me: n u r?
Gal: doesn't reali mata
I didn't reply afta dat, I didn't ping so she reciprocated, I travelled outta d country,chngn ma dp, flaunting n all dat. I decided 2 ping ha again, I updated my dp(pic I took wiv sum white dudes)
Me: Hello
Gal: hi
Me hw r you
Gal: I'm fine, you?
Me: nt reali fine tho
Gal: y?
Me: d last tym we had a chat, yu gv me a cold shoulder or rather yu snubbed me
Gal: reali? Can't rmba tho. Lol
Me: so u owe me an apology?
Gal: mayb
*Fast 4wrdn a lil cuz we did d intro again*
Me: wah scul do yu attend?
Gal: uniport... You?
Me: grad of igbinedion university okada
Gal: reali? Dats nice. Its a very a nice scul hrd alotta bou it
Me: nothn dere jare!
Gal: I pray o! All dese rich men children.
Me:lol. No o. I'm in d streets hussling
Gal: you cnt b in d streets,look @ your dp. You r chilling n having fun
(d chat took a new dimension)
Cut d long stry short n 4wrd 2 diz day she z telln me. She loves me prolly strt sumfin dat might lead 2 marriage.

LMAO!! No be small thing oh!

[quote author=ms_pee]That's what some of you don't know. Just imagine...I give you my pin today, we get talking and the next question you throw at me is; wia r u? Hv u eatn?

Very annoying[/quote] How about if you say "I'm at home" and "Yes, I have eaten".

Then wait for the next message. It may lead to something, you know!

[quote author=ms_pee]Hope you are not part of the "hv u eatn? "Wia r u" crew? [/quote]I can't ask some random chick those Na... Wetin concern me with where she dey .

[quote author=ms_pee]Hope we are cool now? [/quote]Sure!
...Hope you aren't part of the "k" and "ntn" crew?

Baybe: The beating of his life

YOU EHN!!! You dey carry wire for bag?

Faith93: ..is me you talk to for what?

Faith, shut up or I'll make you feel like a woman now!

Some girls are just too cold, naturally!

[quote author=ms_pee]Okay, I feel your pain bro.


Good morning to you. [/quote]Good morning, ms_pee pee.

Faith93: My point in the matter is that girls and boy should love eachoda..nd be good

Faith, shut up na.... I go slap you oh

[quote author=ms_pee]Mmm [/quote]Nnn

Baybe: Lol..nah, I'm not that wicked.

I just dey wonder the kyn beating you wan give am

[quote author=ms_pee]k
[/quote]L

Danhumprey: Thank you jare. Some girls are so naturally dumb. They expect the guys to be the one to be starting the conversation and keep it going,only for them to be replying rubbish

LMAO

drexx: The truth is that most Nigerian girls are dumb. Let's even leave chat, Nigerian girls can't even lead an interesting conversation. always waiting for the guy to do the talking. reason being that they just don't know what to say. I have met few smart girls though

Yes, you're right.
Yesternight, one of my female friend accused me of not "keeping her company" on WhatsApp.
I accused her of the same thing, and she said it's not done that way. . she said "guys must be the one to say Hi first ... Guys must be the ones to engage them first.
Nawa oh!!
Crazy idea!

Baybe:
Beating someone is different from fighting the person. I just hope he's gentlemanly enough not to beat me back

You'd kick him in the groin That's what's on your mind, right?

Don't feel sober! You did the right thing.
After all the warnings, she still came. Stubborn lady!
I don't like that kind of surprise visit.

OP, she came for your blokos! Good thing you used your head.

[quote author=ms_pee]lol. k
[/quote]see one here oh

screenagerjoe: lol dude. True talk evry1. D truth is i dnt disturb myself again. I was chattn with a gal, nd she was gvinin me all dt K sh.it. D next tyn i told her was 'i fynd it hard chattn with u' she asked y. I replied dt she was boring. Omo the gal changed her ways shap shap

I will try out your style. If I see she's boring, I'd tell her straight.

The thing is some girls can't even type properly. They want me to grow gray hair trying to read their useless shorthand. Chai!!!

Lol! I just remembered this particular girl, I asked how she was and she typed : M k n U
I was lost!





....but some of them are really good. Ask them about their day, and they'll engage you they'll give you details and on and on.

Danhumprey: Lol...........even you?

Bro, I don jam some kyn cold girls oh... No matter how hard you try, they'd never flow with you. I no dey like doz kyn girls.

Baybe: Haa! Fight ke? With which strength? I never fight my fellow woman finish na man I wan fight.

You said the other poster will receive the worst beating of his life, so I thought you were one thick lady *full of muscles*

Baybe: You'd receive the worst beating of your life

Baybe, can you fight a man?

Baybe: You don't get it! The OP said before you go into a relationship you tell the babe it's only sex you want from her. Now tell me which reasonable girl won't give you a thunderous slap?

Yeah, I know.
How about if I step back, or get hold of your hand when you try to slap?

OP, I'm a footballer.
I can connect you with some friends too.

So, what kinda footballers would you like to marry?

muse4blue: Walahi, i thot am d only one experiencing such... Even some will later ask why you dont like chatting wif dem.

. Bro, we together!

dinachi: Easy! As the slap dey land my face I dey lock my mouth to yours in a hot unexpected kiss. The suddeness of the whole thing is the appeal. Before you know what is happening you are shouting baby please don"t stop!

Person don bite your lips before? She'll be irritated, trying to kiss her would make it worse.

Bros, we are dealing with a naija babe here oh... not some Mexican chick.

Baybe: Okay true, I'd be thrown offguard, but then, I'd ask you to repeat what you said and if you do, you'd receive a resounding slap from me to you.

I'd repeat it, again and again... but your palm wouldn't touch my face.
We can try something, you know!

ddippset: now you are talking about 3 world cups. later you will say ronaldo should win this ballon dor after going trophyless in 2013 saying it is an individual thing. to some (obviously you are not part of that some)messi is the greatest of all time.

Messi is not the greatest ever! He is not!

ddippset: YOU KEEP SAYING PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE! OR DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY 'PEOPLE'? READ THE COMMENTS ON MESSI AGAIN! DID SOME PEOPLE THERE NOT CALL MESSI THE GREATEST EVER? TERRY DID, ROONEY DID, PEP DID, FABREGAS DID! PEOPLE ARE ALSO REFERRING TO MESSI AS THE GREATEST EVER. BUT NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT ABOUT RONALDO!

He's the greatest ever to them. Perhaps they don't know what greatest ever means. I bet even Argentines wouldn't refer to him as the greatest ever.
dDippset, is Messi the greatest ever? Yes/No?

190: peeps aint scared of me no more these days on this forum

Were they scared of you before?

ddippset: ehen? ronaldo being the highlight of his career means what? he's the best ever? pls explain, i dont understand. yes u can call him the best in the world but who has the audacity to call him the best ever? who? that's the point!

He can choose to call him the Best Player ever. Others can say he's the best player ever. Others can say Messi is the best player ever too. Some will say Zidane is the Best ever. So you see! It depends.
To me, Ronaldo and Messi needs to attain a certain level before any of them can be referred to as the greatest ever. Why people are referring to Pele as the greatest ever is because of what he has achieved: 3fūcking world cup titles.

Something Messi and Ronaldo will NEVER achieve. Never Bro! Never!

ddippset: is this all you've got? you need to read these comments on messi again. i will buy ronaldo if i own a club, ronaldo is a step ahead RIGHT NOW(you forgot to say right now). wenger and mourinho did not change nothng. wenger only said ronaldo had a better year, and mourinho only started praising ronaldo after he became madrid coach, when he was neutral, he said messi was better. is the above what u want to compare with my post? oya now, spam the thread, lets see who calls ronaldo the best ever. start i am waiting! continue crying about 4 ballon dors to 1. as long as messi is just 26 years old, be prepared to cry for many more years.

Lol. You defo didn't read the statement mourinho made last week about Ronaldo being the highlight of his entire career so far.

A lot of professionals have labelled Ronaldo as being the best these past few years and you know it.
If Pique as Messi's teammate tells you Ronaldo is the perfect teammate, you should know what he means.
I'm just going to centre on what Messi's teammates are saying about Ronaldo. It's obvious they are crazy about him

Baybe: You think?

You'd be too stunned to react