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sexymoma: Some guys are bold o... when i was dating ma EX and he was like won't this girl allow me get her laid!!!

Then one day when we were gisting about s3x stuff, he told me ' don't you get it, i want to phuck you'

That was how our relationship ended.

Baybe: You're very lucky NL doesn't have a slap emoticon

ddippset: for your reading pleasure, just a few comments on messi.
1. wayne rooney-messi is a joke, he is the best ever.
2. samuel eto-lionel messi is god.
3. freddy kanuote-messi is not human.
4. mario balotelli-only messi is better than me.
5. ribery- i want to be like messi.
6. robben-dont compare me to messi yet.
7. thiago silva-when messi approaches you with the ball all you can do is make the sign of the cross.
8. fabregas- messi is the best in history.
9. pep guordiola-messi is the best ever.
10.julio grondona- i dont know who is better, messi or maradona.
11.graham souness- messi is the best ever.
12.arsene wenger-lionel messi is from play station.
13.maradona-messi is my successor.
14.barack obama-iam like messi.
15.xavi-messi is the best i have ever seen.
16.pele-messi is better than ronaldo.
17.mourinho-messi and ibrahimovic are better than ronaldo.
18.ibrahimovic-messi is natural while ronaldo is a product of training.
19.beckenbeaur-messi is the best.
20.john terry-clearly for me, messi is the best ever, and my kids love him.
SEE 'BEST EVER, BEST EVER' EVERYWHERE. DONT FVCK WITH MESSI!

Baybe: Not in this part of the world. Tell me that and you'd get the dirtiest slap ever

Marthakingz: He who hasn't committed the sin of incest should be the first to cast the stone

Danhumprey: Doing what na?

Danhumprey: I tell you. He seem to have been dulling as of late.

Danhumprey: Why not Mr.Cork?

lalaosky: LMAO!! . Your post is fucking funny. Well, I'm not here to change your opinion but I think romance section needs corky joe. Through all these bans, complaints, serious topics, derailings, on this section, I think some people(me especially) could do with one or two jokes. Mr cork's threads never makes frontpage, that should tell you that he's just kidding around and his thread are not to be taken serious. Sometimes, after a hectic and busy day, Cork's thread can help one relax and shake off the stress that comes with a day's hustles. Just like yuzedo, their posts/thread are funny. It's nothing serious. Romance section shouldn't be all about seriousness, a lil joke is welcomed.

My 2kobo

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chymystique: Wahs r ur facts?? This is wah some non virgins always say to confuse ppl. Not tru jor

ddippset: i have given you two now. NUMBER1-total goals scored in 1 year; messi 91, ronaldo ?? NUMBER 2-total league goals scored in one season; messi 50, ronaldo ?? ANSWER ME NOW.

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190: what is this

kulyie: long time,how have you been

Corky Joe: Omololololalola, madam, I think I stand a better chance this way, so we can go under gee

chymystique: .. Like serzly ..... Doz dt mean virgin reverend sisters mit ve Fibroid?

Corky Joe: Am only speakin on behalf of my fellow men,

becoz, sonner or later, Its Women that would be marrying us, instead of the other way around.

We would have to stay home to cook & clean (CNN Report: 1930)