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advanceDNA:
after catching Amanda cheating, I begged her not to leave me because I was ready to forgive her. She didn't forgive me for catching her; she left me

The bolded got me rolling on the floor.


.Hahahahahahahahaha !!!

Nlfpmod come and see funny story

Politician ..show us where u rolled on the floor.

Yukov:
Few kilometres ke.. You don't know maths.

No mind that guy,e follow for people wey dey use grammar anyhow.

A kilometre is like oshodi to ladipo for those who still use kilometres randomly.

For more clarity,if converted to feet,is about 3,280 feet.

She can't survive without a man.


Ko easy rara.

Brimstone77:
Hi guys,I have been dating this girl for about 5months now.

Two weeks ago,she travelled out of the country,2days before she travelled we had a protected sex,and that day happens to be the last day she's seeing her period, too..

Today she chatted me telling that the company she went to work for did a pregnancy test and it came out positive..

N:B she did a pregnancy test before she travelled and it came out negative..

We had sex (with condoms)on second January this year,and she travelled on 4 January this year,she said the test was done on over there on the 14th..

Right now I don't know what to do,what are the possibilities that she can get pregnant on the last day of her menstrual period and also a protected sex too..

I need your advice please!

Admins please do the needful!

Why bother yourself when DNA is avaliable and at reach?

U can't theorised this matter and get an accurate answer.

Cherrybae:
Indeed Fubara and his ipob / obedient supporters are kids in politics.

PDP will never accept the court ruling knowing Fubara cannot win the state for them come 2027.

Ipob always madturbate over anything that mentions wike.

Even wike and his camp are laughing over this right now.

Aside money. Fubara has nothing to offer the PDP. He is a low life in politics

There is no common sense in u.

How and where does this news relate to ipod if not that u are not normal.

This is why many of u are retrogressively stucked in life. Wobbling like a swing.

Writing with so much bitterness just exactly the way President Jonathan described them.

Why are u bittered and worried more than the concerned people?

Joblessness and inadequacy might have caused u much.

Don't commit suicide with this ur anger...May God heal u because I don't think u are normal.

As an estate surveyor by education,there is no land without an owner,is an age long principle.

The only body that has the right to reclaim the land is govt and because there is simply no deterrent in the system,a thief would boldly go to court and fight the innocent.

What a country!

SultanOfAbia:
I said this last year that manhood disapearance is fake.

But you have to understand
We have over 100 million low IQ dumb fools in Nigeria.

Some people attacked me arguing that missing manhood is real.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUP.

Thats why fake pastors dey cashout
Many dumb Nigerians believe anything

We have 167million or a little above this figure who are idiots.

How can someone claimed his penis has disappeared yet most people around would pounced on the innocent and start beating him. If not that police men were involved in this...it could have caused someone's life.

They killed one guy in Nasarawa state last year,after they had succeeded in killing him,it was realised that the guy had no hand in causing any penal disappearance,the accusers only lied.

PressMyButton:
That landmark owner thinks he's smart but he's not at all, he wants to act like a Mafia boss but he's still a learner. Going to different states with shorelines and then bribing the Governors to grant his access to the land. I think his lawyer will educate him that All shorelines in the country belongs to the federal government, most importantly, 250m of the shorelines automatically belongs to the FG.
With the greed in his eyes, I do not have any pity for him, I only pity the stakeholders that have invested their money in his business, the banks that borrowed him money knows how to get back their money if he enters trouble with those state governors.

Land mark went through the govt how is he the problem now?

Godwin4444:
u want them to forgive the past but u are yet to admit u did something wrong

The first path to forgiveness is when the agressor admits his mistake

Keep being stucked.

Yea.

All of u arguing about coup are yet to move on from the past.

We have had several coups after that,why should this one be so special...?

A nation that wants to move forward must forgive its past.

But here they are talking about nonsense.

yarimo:
Rivers state high court judgement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

U need education man...

cutecommend:
Do you remember when Yoruba's were known for education?
Do you remember when Yoruba's were not known for rituals?
In the past, Yoruba's may be one of the more
"upright" tribes in Nigeria.

This may be Obafemi Awolowo's leadership impact.

It is not about insulting one tribe or the other. If any tribe is failing, let them repent.

Sorry to correct u.

Yorubas have been known and found to be ritualists for more than a century.
History has it that one Oba was sentenced to death for rituals in the 60s or there about. U can Google it for for more clarity.

Richtaiwo:
Reno Omokiri is not inciting hate against igbos. He is saying the truth with verifiable facts. I commend Tinubu for directing schools to reintroduce History into our schools curricula.

English na ur mate.

Mumu...u don't know what inciting means...how wouldn't u support the idiots?

It takes an idiot to support his fellow idiot.

People wey God create to help man...now,they are helping themselves.

Mathewrichard99:
Ibe Chris, this is Nigeria workers..,.I can bet it with 10k USD, it's our own personal Nigeria scammers. It's one of them. That's their footprint, editing images and leaving a dot of footprint.....

I agree with u.

Someone said, that u can't served Nigeria and not be disgraced.

This is it.

I remembered something that happened in my office three years ago,and that event shocked me brutally.

A woman who retired in my office came back hawking sweet and biscuits...honestly,I didn't sleep throughout that night.

I was dead scared.
Nigeria has no respect for retirees.

Pls, don't waste ur talent.

Relocate out of that state...

I hate to see intelligent guys wasting away in villages.

Find away and move now.

Prioritised ur family first @89%.

Then 11% for others.

helinues:
Racoon, you can't just be deliberately disgracing yourself all the time on my mentions.

Again, you did not bother to read my comments yet you dropped that long epistle... I have caught you severally now

What are you responding to precisely if you did not read my short comments?

Guy,u are a disgrace to urself and humanity.

If this is not from India,Russia expect it to be from Nigeria.

This keke story no click at all.

Softmirror:
Igbos are starting to succumb to pressure of accepting others. This is a good development in 2025 and not many decades ago.

Na because u no dey travel.

yemmit90:
Easier said than done, when you start having your own children and solely depends on salary or proceed from business, don't train them and be waiting for special money to do so. Instead of you to appreciate your dad and work hard to assist the old man, you are here blaming him for not ignoring you totally and solely improve himself.

As long as you chose to have children in life, the best thing you can do to yourself is to train then with whatever you can afford. If you fail to do so, you will never enjoy your old age, that wealth you think could be useful to you at old age could be a course as a result of irresponsible children that can do anything to eliminate or bring you down to take over.

It affected my dad is now blaming him.
Oga take ur useless emotion away from here.

This is the same mentality that has thwarted ur mental state from reasoning properly.

Keep off my TL.

fortunez1:
A big mouthed one for that matter .
His big grammer always , now govern well and protect your people is a problem despite billions in his state coffers.

It is just akin to most professors in class rooms...yet old text books here and there.

EmperorCaesar:


You make it seem like women are entirely harmless and clueless. Pounds for pounds, dem dey win Nigerian guys in relationship and marriage maters. Go online and check the ratio of wailers between both genders, its like 20:3

As for your first line, most Nigerian girls now are becoming more financially independent. Most get links and connect pass the average guys and most startup firms now recruit more women to get funding from NGO.


In 2025, any guy that still dates a jobless lady is the fool of the year. In fact, its a sin to date a low-earning woman

I doubt if u understand the above write up.

I am calling for the protection of our ladies.

7upnigeria:
And you want me to vote a former Governor of such state as President, what kind of leader does not work with successors to have a better state. God forbid.

Sorry,u are not matured.
This is not a beer parlour talk nor politics.

This is why I keep saying that,it is easier to make money but very hard to maintain it to last ur existence.

Aside health issues that can cripple ur wealth.

Don't ever use money from ur business to train ur children. Don't use ur salary or pension to train ur children never.


Use passive income to this and honestly,u won't blame
yourself for this.

Many people have actually become poor today because they failed to use other income source to drive their growth.

My dad was affected by the same thing .

Read this up on nairametrix
The Rich dad,poor dad same dad syndrome.

Be useful to yourselves and work harder and in few yrs to come,everything would work as planned.

Pls,avoid most guys on dread locks(I don't mean all). Many of them are into something sinister and I won't be able finish explaining this if I decide to say more on this.

Avoid being a baby mama at all cost,as those guys aren't sincere no matter their wealth.

Don't run away from ur family all because of love...it would surely backfire. Most of the guys u might be doing this for can't imagine seeing their biological sister doing similar thing for another guy.

Always endeavour to inform ur family where u are going to...don't ever joke with this line. There is a case of a guy who travelled with his girl friend and the lady died at his boyfriend village without informing the ladies family and his,he secretly buried the lady without anyone knowing till date. Note: this was all over X platforms yesterday.

Find out what ur guy or boyfriend is into,it is very,very important and not doing this could cost u ur life and bring shame to ur immediate family,as many girls have been used.

Finally,don't ever be proud of dating a yahoo guy,never! That thing u called yahoo is a modern way where,young ladies are used for some rituals to just aid their successes in anything they lay their hands.

Investigate every move your boyfriend makes especially if u don't trust them and be brave around such fellows,as the world is no longer what it used to be. Some may not kill,but they are likely to use u such that u won't amount to anything in this life.

For everyone who may come across this page,pls tell ur sisters,ur cousins and ur nieces to be careful.

The world we live in especially in Nigeria is tantamount to an animal kingdom.

I recently watched a video where many young boys went to a forest to meet voodoo men fir rituals on how to enhance their new year.

Women be careful and good luck.

This is harrowing and distressing to hear such.

Evil men...and to even think that there is a governor in that state who is a professor makes the entire allegation worrisome.

Bede2u:
Someone who is earning 4 million naira a month in Nigeria (3000 usd) is richer than someone earning 10,000 Cad a month in Ontario, Canada.

With your 4 million, you are earning almost 50 million a year. A nice duplex in Enugu can be as cheap as 100 million. Your 2 years salary can get you a duplex.
A duplex in Canada is about 1 million cad. Your 120k cad a year will need to be saved for about 9 years to get you the same duplex.

Then there is the issue of community. You have a social life in Nigeria. It comes easy. In Canada, you have to make extra effort to have what resembles a social life.

Most successful Nigerians lived abroad for a while and came back. Think on it if you are a big person in Nigeria currently. The grass is not greener on the other side

Thanks reiterating the truth.

I am in this bracket and I can't travel abroad for now and not in the future except my children decide to travel themselves.

I can't go and be looking for what I already have in my own country just because I live in Africa.

Keep telling them.

Supporting a former drug lord.

Is that how we should continue as a people. We should forgive him because he has repented.

Wait let us see how goes about it.

I thought u guys said he would win why are guys begging?