Being single is pretty all right; you get the whole bed to yourself and not hear any other person snore except you. Also you won’t have to fight about leaving the toilet seat up or down.

There are so many wonderful things that come with being single however coping with so called ‘advice’ from the happily settled brigade is a completely unnecessary evil.

Here are 10 things you should not say to single people

1. ‘So….are you seeing anyone? How’s the love life?’

2. ‘Why are you even on dating apps? Aren’t those just for people who want a shag’

But my best friends, sister’s dog’s original owner got married to someone they met on a dating app, and there are just so many people on there, if I delete then I’m giving up, right?

3. ‘Have you tried online dating?’

Erm… have you seen my phone? It’s literally dating apps, Instagram and Facebook.

4. ‘The right person will come along when you least expect it.’

Really? Did you just bump in to your fella in the street then?

5. ‘Maybe you just need to take a break from apps and online dating and let things happen naturally.’

Which isn’t too bad a comment to make….it’s just when, after three months of more disappointment they say…

6. ‘I think you’re just not putting yourself out there enough.’

Just stop.

7. ‘Perhaps you’re being too picky.’

I’m allowed to be picky, I’m not a desperate lonely weirdo, I’m young and funny and bloody fabulous OK. OK?!

8. ‘I don’t even know why you’re single, you’re such a catch.’

Great. So please funnel all of your intelligent witty and beautiful friends in my direction please.

9. ‘You’re still young, you have all the time in the world.’

Wait no, I’m 29, even if I meet someone today – proposal will come after three years, and marriage another year or two after that. So that means I’ll be having babies in my forties THAT’S SO FAR AWAY!

You know, hypothetically.

10. ‘I really miss being single.’

Really? REALLY?

Source: http://loonivarsity.com/10-things-you-should-not-say-to-single-people/

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Horacio Rodriguez, 42 from Argentina for a year did not know he had swallowed a toothpick. Neither would he have imagined that the stabbing pain he had been feeling in his chest, the weight loss or the coughing up of blood were all caused by the toothpick.

After several ultrasound scans, wrong diagnosis and being in and out of hospital for six months a specialist saw something that hadn’t been picked up before and decided to operate on him.

Describing the discovery of a toothpick as as’ unique’, hospital heart specialist Fernando Cichero said: “It was incredible when we operated on him.


“First we took the blood out of his heart and then we saw it clearly.

“Nobody could believe it at first but there It was…, a TOOTHPICK!

When Horacio came round and was told and shown the toothpick removed from his heart, he began to laugh and admitted to having eaten a load of appetisers at the end of last year.

Experts say they believe the toothpick could have entered his heart through his oesophagus or superior vena cava via his right atrium.

Photo 1 - Toothpick taken out after the surgery
Photo 2 - Ultrasound scan showing toothpick in his heart.

Source: http://loonivarsity.com/?p=924

On their website, they claim to be, “the real legal church with a funny name but a serious mission”

The “church” which goes by the name, “United Church of Bacon” was founded in 2010 and is based in Las Vegas with over 12,000 members worldwide.


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