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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by tonair: 12:56pm On Feb 17, 2015
God will not make a new Bible. A million visits to the Spirit world will not contradict the Word of God. Let this pastor back up his claims with clear scriptures. When did God decree a missionary position.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by ceononi: 1:17pm On Feb 17, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Which one be Missionary? grin tongue
According to dictionary, Missionary = is a member of a religious group sent into an area to do evangelism or ministries of service, such as education, literacy, social justice, health care and economic development. grin..U no serious oooo...If I catch u ehh, I will send u on a mission
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by kika23(f): 1:22pm On Feb 17, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Like??
Just curious undecided

I've seen some extreme sex positions that are not it at all... And some men will want their wives to do them.... Personally, I can't and I wouldn't ....
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 1:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
kika23:


I've seen some extreme sex positions that are not it at all... And some men will want their wives to do them.... Personally, I can't and I wouldn't ....
ok....I get

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Cozydaniel(m): 1:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
jnrbayano:
This post looks exactly like the pastor.

A joke!
be careful what you say man...just accept the correction and ask God to forgive you if you are guilty of any of the mentioned acts.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by jnrbayano(m): 1:30pm On Feb 17, 2015
Cozydaniel:
be careful what you say man...just accept the correction and ask God to forgive you if you are guilty of any of the mentioned acts.

Also, be careful to avoid accusing someone falsely and if you actually have, ask God for forgiveness.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Cozydaniel(m): 1:31pm On Feb 17, 2015
Thank you Lord I've learnt my lessons while yet alive.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by wheezyoung(m): 1:32pm On Feb 17, 2015
[quote author=Frankmishael post=30813672][/quote]real funny asshole undecided
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by wheezyoung(m): 1:33pm On Feb 17, 2015
[quote author=Frankmishael post=30813672][/quote] real funny asshole undecided
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 1:40pm On Feb 17, 2015
Truckpusher:
You prolly think everyone you come across here is wretched like your daddy. grin
atleast my dady is better dan a truck-pushin man tongue
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Gemc3(f): 1:41pm On Feb 17, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Choi! Biko this ur hiss wan deaf my ear cheesy

hehehheehehee cheesy. . . . I no know wetin i wan talk my broda. pele about your ear o jare.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Liamm(m): 1:42pm On Feb 17, 2015
Sijo01:
shocked shocked
He visually showed him these people’s sins on the “judgment screen”
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Phonograph in heaven?
you beat me to that cheesy.. Can't stop laughing

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 1:45pm On Feb 17, 2015
Hmm, ebi like say the pastor knw all the style o. My own be say make pple no they talk wetin no dey bible. Abeg see how this man dey represent naija for america.

http://digest.bellafricana.com/spotlight-wednesday-dele-jegede

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Cityguy: 2:08pm On Feb 17, 2015
Honestly, I don't understand these people anymore. Is it that they have nothing more to preach on that would lift the spirit of man or is it that they just love being controversial? Besides, most of those quotations are out of context and not related to points being made. Chei! Ok pastor. It remains telling me what time, place, number of time I should have sex or ejaculate jare. And pls don't forget about how to use toilet or pee. This is 'habatically' ridiculous.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 2:15pm On Feb 17, 2015
Gemc3:


hehehheehehee cheesy. . . . I no know wetin i wan talk my broda. pele about your ear o jare.
thank you o jare wink

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 2:34pm On Feb 17, 2015
wheezyoung:
im a funny asshole undecided
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by IbeereDotCom: 2:40pm On Feb 17, 2015
Maybe pastor should try "standing doggystyle". The experience and orgasm is heavenly!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by aminae: 3:08pm On Feb 17, 2015
SO HELL NO BE FIRE AGAIN? AND IT HAS MANY DEPARTMENTS E.G. THE BUTCHERY DEPARTMENT!
NOTHING WE WILL NOT HEAR FROM THESE MEN SEEKING ATTENTION. HE WENT TO HELL AND CAME BACK,
WELCOME BACK OO! GOD HAS MANY THINGS TO JUDGE. (1) FALSE PROPHETS.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Joshuadon: 3:14pm On Feb 17, 2015
Lol........disappears lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by DobraDobra: 3:15pm On Feb 17, 2015
LoL, pastor u did not complete it oo having sex with d light on or during d day is a sin, kissing ur wife is a sin, sucking ur wifes boobs is a sin, having a shower with ur wife is a sin, a wife holding her mans dick is a sin in short having sex with ur wife for pleasure and not for purpose of child making is a big sin. May god help us oo but one thing sure is no one can add or remove from d word of god bible is not a literature book dat we can easily summarise to our taste.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Anointed08(m): 3:42pm On Feb 17, 2015
It takes a thief to know another thief very well. How did the pastor knew about all these sexual habits if he had never participated in them, read or watch pornography?
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by spirit88: 3:58pm On Feb 17, 2015
this man is sick. i mean so sick. religion brought blindness to this kind of people. God doesnt concern Himself with certain affairs of men. God created sex and restricted it to married folks. How they do it is no longer His concern.
All these self acclaimed Pastors are conductor of hell, thats why they get pictures from there.
The idiot should have told us he saw Noah in hell because he slept with his daughter.
ignorant gone on rampage
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by jtina(f): 4:15pm On Feb 17, 2015
Chai!

Na only pastor waka cum?

So tey em knw all d style sha.

Ok o. Hope say e no dey hungry pastor sha. Cos dis research ehhh!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Vikky014(f): 4:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
dagbenga:
hello sis, please kindly ignore all dat he said,but just read the bible references and i believe God will touch you, yea dont be ashamed of God ,yea yea yea u down to earth n down for what ever but do you really want to know the truth or u just want to ignore the truth n enjoy ur heads n wat ever u call dem, i gnore some of these perverts givwn you likes n encouraging you...all are out there to satisfy themselves , prisc the truth is not in this man is in the bible, please read those verses , God cannot lie .
pls post d bible references cant watch the video i dnt knw y
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by UyiIredia(m): 4:46pm On Feb 17, 2015
If I hear say David nack all I'm wives and concubines with only missionary style. If I hear say Solomon f*ck 1000 women with only missionary style. Make I die.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 4:47pm On Feb 17, 2015
Vikky014:
pls post d bible references cant watch the video i dnt knw y
evening to you,am not a pastor or claiming to be a saint, i gave all the bible references in my previous comments ,but to my greatest surprise ppl didnt even read dem n dose who actually did couldnt comprehend dem well, the idea about these whole tin is dat ppl actually want the pastor to pin point where d bible says doggy is not good ,Mouth Action is not good and dis is d position dat is apprioprate etc, if you all followed my comments i didnt mention anything like dis position is good etc.
Now when reading bible verses sometimes u find out quotes dat may be confusing ,but rather you seek the spirit of God to interpret ,
LUST ,how do you define it? when it comes to sexual relations ,the bible verses are there for you to read ..... "u can force the horse to the river ,u cant force it to drink" .....so my dear check back at my previous comments you will see the bible verses there, now read them and interpret dem yourself with the help of the holy spirit, mind you if u really find out the truth never u argue with anyone.... cheers
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by UyiIredia(m): 4:47pm On Feb 17, 2015
priscaoge:


Hahhahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy The Pastor must be an ancient dude cheesy cheesy

You're even insulting ancient dudes. As seen from erotic sculptues and potraits ancient people practiced a variety of s£xual styles.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by thimbook2(m): 4:58pm On Feb 17, 2015
First off, i expected a lot more frm the Word Afficionados of the Religion section in opposing or defending their positions on dis Pastor's claims than this. Instead, most who wld always be manically vocal on other least suspect issues on here chose this auspicious moment in history to cower in d dark, in silence ! Pity sad!!

Does that mean y'all bro's and sis caint com up wiv som few scripture verses to enlighten the house on these issues, i wonder.

Anyway, like folks would holla End-Time Tinz. Any self-respecting xtian oughtta be pretty wary of majority of this "I-died-and-Rose", "I-died-and-went-to-hell" stories before they sell you some pious-sounding religious hogwash. Remember, God is not duty-bound to support your viewpoints. Your views don't mean nada if they don't line up with the Word. Mrk 12v24; Mrk 7v3-13.

see:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2913259/Man-wrote-best-selling-book-saw-heaven-near-death-experience-six-year-old-admits-thing-up.html

(I lied, says coma boy who ‘saw Heaven’)
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/faith/article4325800.ece

[How do u explain the crap above? Does it fulfill ur need for the spectacular as a xtian that u have to go lengths to make stuff up or come down raving about whatever misguided illusory "visions" u saw while on a "high"?]

In these days, we see leaders creating entirely new doctrines for their denominations out of misplaced understandings and applications of a few scriptures here and there. Folks cross over from Consecration into Pharisaical Legalism, waving hands, pointing fingers and dividing the Body further while creating casualties along the way e.g. which elders did this man submit his visions to, before coming on-air with this proclamations? what's their qualifications? How did they process it "word-wise" before coming out with it? 1 Cor 14v23-26. We nail social media deviants and rants while doing the same with unfounded alarmist "crinkum-crankums grin".

We know that "un-mettered Passion without a Vision is sure recipe for destruction"; so it is very easy to come away with supposed "visions, dreams, revelations" out of the "abundance of the transactions of the soul-realm". Let's say, our dear pastor had been concerned about so much sexual perversions etc around him etc and had been bothered (burdened) about it; if those burdens are not released to the Holy Spirit (who is the Spirit of grace, truth & ministerial empowerment), the pastor will flail around in the flesh (soulical vexations &physical efforts) till he starts seeing stuffs in his night-time encounters.

Don't be surprised that people surely and suddenly experience the "negative-spiritual" in "supernatural encounters" after some intense (systematic or random) preoccupations/forays in those "zones"; BUT that does not necessarily hold true in the Kingdom, why? God cannot and will not be "recipe'd" and boxed for the "fast-foods" mentality of our generation's Christianity (apologies to word-faith guys). Quite a lot of guys who go off actively seeking visions and dreams often encounter lying spirits who give them half-truths to further trouble the body of Christ with. Guys be careful!. Of all the Apostles' revelations, none invaded the bedrooms of folks or dwelt on mundane issues with a microscopic level view-finder!

One of the most dangerous things to handle is the prophetic office/ministry and revelational gifts and it should be done with utmost reverence knowing that you will account for misleading people or warning them aright.

While not castigating the pastor, let's draw the line. There are perversions (Romans 1v20-32; ) and majority of stuffs flowing out there, infact, as per sex, the whole terrains gone to the dogs. What with folks marketing "loving-s&m etc" to church folk quoting 50-shades and they buyin it? We know! But that don't mean some body should dream up stuff and say God said only Missionary should be the way. Even the etymology and importance of the missionary position that "the Lord" was supposed to have expounded to him was wrong! And if he's already ascribing misinformation to the holy ghost, then, that can not be the real Holy Spirit, 3rd Person of the Trinity John 16v12-16 shocked!

NB
Folks saying sex-positions originated from pornography are just being delusional and showing off their ineptitude. Wake up, boys! READ ur histories? What de teachin you in ur naija schools sef? High schul kids here would laugh you into the furniture, haba? ancient studies like the kama-sutra, perfumed garden etc have been around for ages and not all of them were products of decadent minds. some were compiled from decades and centuries of diligent studies. the fact that many of them dabble into the occults etc make them materials indigestible for spiritual toddlers? and some aint just pretty on the long run. How do u master Tantric xx without getting "possessed" somewhere along the line.

Personally, i like balance. woteva ur deal is, get ur mind right and set ur facts straight, don't sell us bull, we know da prices!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 5:00pm On Feb 17, 2015
Vikky014:
pls post d bible references cant watch the video i dnt knw y
hebrews 13 :4, 1st
corinthians 7: 3-5,jude 1:7, and as for lesbians n homos . romans
1:26,leviticus 18:22....... i reallyy have to go guys ,remember its not my
ideology nor my mentality ,its all about understanding the word of God ,read
the bible like you really want to know the truth open your mind ,dont read
like you are looking for a particular arguement or point to raise ,nothing is
been won here no trophy no nothing ,dont insult anyone even if you know
the truth.
Remain blessed everyone ,you are all wonderful , and God loves you all
regardless of everything. its all in the bible forget my beliefs ,my
ideologies .....ignore dem ,even pretend i dont exist just read these verses
carefully ,hebrews 13 :4, 1st corinthians 7: 3-5,jude 1:7, and as for lesbians
n homos . romans 1:26,leviticus 18:22...... someone posted that i didnt understand the scriptures,i have to open my mind etc ....... i guess he n others were expecting a place where it will categorically state the positions suitable for sex etc, even when Jesus was talkn to his disciples it was always in parables , you need Gods spirit to intervene.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by UyiIredia(m): 5:03pm On Feb 17, 2015
KoloOyinbo:


What arrant nonsense! Pornography copies from real life. People were having sex for a long time before pornography!

These fake pastors like the feeling of power they get from controlling peoples lives and like to condemn things to make themselves feel superior, what hypocrites! God showed him a vision of hell? Did he now? Perhaps he was dreaming of his own sexual fantasies? Now which seems more likely?


Make I hear word. Pot calling kettle black. YOU sir are part of a church that believes contraceptives and artificial insemination are sinful, and at least once held the aburd belief that_wait for it_$€x for pleasure is sinful. These views are just as bad, if not worse than what the pastor here said.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by KoloOyinbo(m): 5:09pm On Feb 17, 2015
UyiIredia:


Make I hear word. Pot calling kettle black. YOU sir are part of a church that believes contraceptives and artificial insemination are sinful, and at least once held the aburd belief that_wait for it_$€x for pleasure is sinful. These views are just as bad, if not worse than what the pastor here said.

What Church am I part of? I am non denominational. And I do not believe contraceptives sinful etc.

The views you mention are not mine and are absurd. This is no excuse for this ridiculous so called pastor and his fantasies nor indeed for you presuming to ascribe beliefs to me!

Actually I am not sure if you are trying to defend this pervert or simply looking to argue with people you assume (wrongly) to be Catholics?
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by sonmvayina(m): 5:15pm On Feb 17, 2015
so na only one hole this pastor think say women get..? my last count it was 4, the fourth one is hidden, only smart guys know where is it, you have to be looking at the right angle..it is like the entrance to Hogwarts....

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