Being single is pretty all right; you get the whole bed to yourself and not hear any other person snore except you. Also you won’t have to fight about leaving the toilet seat up or down.

There are so many wonderful things that come with being single however coping with so called ‘advice’ from the happily settled brigade is a completely unnecessary evil.

Here are 10 things you should not say to single people

1. ‘So….are you seeing anyone? How’s the love life?’

2. ‘Why are you even on dating apps? Aren’t those just for people who want a shag’

But my best friends, sister’s dog’s original owner got married to someone they met on a dating app, and there are just so many people on there, if I delete then I’m giving up, right?

3. ‘Have you tried online dating?’

Erm… have you seen my phone? It’s literally dating apps, Instagram and Facebook.

4. ‘The right person will come along when you least expect it.’

Really? Did you just bump in to your fella in the street then?

5. ‘Maybe you just need to take a break from apps and online dating and let things happen naturally.’

Which isn’t too bad a comment to make….it’s just when, after three months of more disappointment they say…

6. ‘I think you’re just not putting yourself out there enough.’

Just stop.

7. ‘Perhaps you’re being too picky.’

I’m allowed to be picky, I’m not a desperate lonely weirdo, I’m young and funny and bloody fabulous OK. OK?!

8. ‘I don’t even know why you’re single, you’re such a catch.’

Great. So please funnel all of your intelligent witty and beautiful friends in my direction please.

9. ‘You’re still young, you have all the time in the world.’

Wait no, I’m 29, even if I meet someone today – proposal will come after three years, and marriage another year or two after that. So that means I’ll be having babies in my forties THAT’S SO FAR AWAY!

You know, hypothetically.

10. ‘I really miss being single.’

Really? REALLY?

Source: http://loonivarsity.com/10-things-you-should-not-say-to-single-people/

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