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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 10:30am On May 29, 2025
Godx:
Look at this Aba accountant. You mean this screenshot were your 1k was returning 5% daily returns for 30years lol. Show me were you invested 1k dolls and was getting 5% daily. The fact you haven't realized your mistake is astonishing.
You are a clown and a MassCom student. Which part of that suggests 5% is compounding daily and why did you crop out the input question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 10:15am On May 29, 2025
Godx:
Aba accountant show me where you invested 1k dolls and got 5% daily returns. Wanted to deceive us with fake calculations. Get lost
You would keep exposing your ignorance

Do you think Banks only work out interest on 1st of Jan and give you your interest on 31st December?

Any day you throw in your £1k, it is accruing interest. If you only keep it there for one day on a 5% interest rate, it will theoretically accrue 5% divided by 365

So if you keep throwing in your $1k daily, it will be accruing interest also

Below is one of my work spreadsheets for two of our loans where I have to pay the interest payments every 6 months. There is a reason I am calculating the number of days since the last payment so I can pay the appropriate interest accrued daily over that period.

You dey dey do village man calculations "if you add $1k for 13 years bla bla bla, as if the $1k daily is not accruing interest"

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 10:02am On May 29, 2025
Godx:
What exactly are you doing? Well if you can't read then I cant help you. 1k daily for 30years will add up to roughly 11million dollars, before you get to that 5million dollars it will take at least 13years. The person with the lump sum who invested it immediately with just a 5% yearly return would be earning 250k yearly on top of his original 5mil. Now add up 250k yearly for the same 30years plus his 5mill and tell me what he has.
Look at this clown

AI has done the compounding for you for Compound interest over 30 years, you refused

Potvalor has even brought in the logical extra dimension which is time value of money to account for 4% inflation rate eroding purchasing power and you are still doing village man calculations

Potvalor, this clown doesn't deserve you going into the extra dimension of time value, he can't even grasp basic compounding
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:31pm On May 28, 2025
When I say Poteaux, you say Poteaux

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:31pm On May 28, 2025
No one should dare tout Palmer for CAM again

CAM position is dead in modern football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:29pm On May 28, 2025
drisham:
Throw away Neto and put palmer close to the wing
Not that hard
Palmer is a wing player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:26pm On May 28, 2025
Bunsenbun:
Madueke showing why he is not him grin
My guy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:25pm On May 28, 2025
Enzo with the winning mentality. I should be the one asking for forgiveness
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:22pm On May 28, 2025
Only you started two clowns Badiashile and Gusto, only you wasted your first two substitutions to undo your mistake. Imagine making an error so grevious it forces you to prioritise replacing two defenders in a European final before thinking of attacking subs. Maresca must go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:21pm On May 28, 2025
Neto has had a poor game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:19pm On May 28, 2025
This clown first two substitutions about to be Gusto and Badiashile who every 5 year old knew shouldn't have started
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:17pm On May 28, 2025
So Jackson no fit cross that ball?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:56pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
Receive your L and rest. You don't know what you are talking about. You brought fake calculation and was attributing 5% return of investment of 1k daily. Aba accountant
🤡🤡🤡 you don't even know the meaning of APR

You should just be quiet and stop exposing your low education and poverty status at this stage

Why would anyone invest $5m at 5% but cannot invest £1k daily at 5% APR (Annual Percentage Rate)?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:52pm On May 28, 2025
If I don't see James number for Gusto at the break, I will know Ireti is a curse
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:49pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
If you are given 1K daily how many years would it take you accumulate 5million. At this point it's obvious you are not really an accountant.
See the question you were asked, see your response, that's why you are a MassCom student

Everybody with education knows this a compound interest question over 30 years, but you could not help reveal your low education with village man calculations

Well I have given you the AI calculation, go and argue with Zuckerberg

raumdeuter:
I saw a question on Twitter

At age 20yrs, 5m at once or $1k per day for the next 30yrs
Godx:
Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:37pm On May 28, 2025
See Neto, 3 strikers dey box against two defenders, see wetin the clown do
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:35pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
Accept your L and rest please. It's obvious you don't know what you are talking about with your fake calculations. Go and read my initial post again.
Imagine this clown talking about L

You are the one who opened your halitosis mouth to say it will take 13 years of $1k daily to get to $5m, so you know the $1k daily is not for the first year alone but trying to cover your ignorance

If in doubt, go and read Raumdeuter post again, the one you responded to. 🤡🤡🤡

I have given you Meta AI calculation of Raumdeuters question, you dey argue with AI. Your father.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:27pm On May 28, 2025
Nah Gusto is having a mare

Caicedo and Enzo are having a mare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:22pm On May 28, 2025
Oh God, Gusto should be subbed NOW
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:20pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
So this is how you dazy guys here with fake calculation. 1k daily is 365,000 yearly. An investment of that amount with a 5% return will get you 18,250 per annum. 18,250 multiply by 30years is 547,000.
🤡🤡🤡 Is it only the first year you receive £1k daily?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:15pm On May 28, 2025
Midfield open like expressway
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:13pm On May 28, 2025
Gusto is a very unserious player. Make I no talk my mind before Spambot catch me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:02pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
Why will I apply 5% to 1k per day. Where do people invest 1k and get 5% return daily ? Aba accountant.
MassCom student. Will you not put the $1k in the same bank account that returns 5% yearly? Who mentioned daily? You won't go and educate yourself.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:46pm On May 26, 2025
swiz123:
This club’s ambition is gone. I need to emotionally detach myself from this club for real.
Be quiet, you prefer blowing 8 figures on Felix, Havertz and other wack players than a clear talent staring you in the face just because of Anglophobia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:44pm On May 26, 2025
Realtord43:
Hugo Ekiti last 60 shots

https://x.com/tier_first/status/1927050109004460230?t=Z_EOjbV-kSDjfNT1d3roCg&s=19[/quote]He has 15 goals playing for a strong team in a weak league

Whereas Delap has 12 goals playing for a weak team in a strong league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:36pm On May 26, 2025
forgiveness:
Which win record?

His 6 goals and 8 assists should be swept into garbage, right?

We know he could have gotten more assists if not for those wasteful attackers.

Besides, place that player from Sporting Lisbon ahead of Enzo shows most of you don't know anything about football.
What is his percentage win record at Chelsea - the worst of any midfielder in over 30 years history

Yet you opened your mouth to say he is the only one with winning mentality, someone with a 39% win record that we have never seen from any midfielder in our recent history

No evidence anywhere. The evidence is he is the one who loses the most


Nemanja Matic - 62%
Kante - 56%
Jorginho - 54%
Mikel Obi - 60%
Caicedo - 52%
Kovacic - 50%

Let's go back before Abramovic

Dennis Wise - 41%
Gustavo Poyet - 51%
The Argentinian curse to our midfield - 39%

You need to ask for forgiveness. Nonsense and ingredients

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:00pm On May 25, 2025
swiz123:
This one don lose all him naija OT cheesy grin cheesy

Telling a fellow man “Hi”. You suppose chop drilling.
I think Spambot scans pictures now cos why did this response that shows you as the one chopping drilling get me banned?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:43pm On May 25, 2025
nateevs:
We need to proceed as though Lavia will continue to have fittness issues. A Caicedo, Essugo and Santos middle 3 is strong and combative defensively, but lacks dynamism, and experience offensively.
Essugo is a very poor midfielder. Nobody should put hopes on him. Sporting don't let young midfielders go for less than £50m unless they are wack, and he is worse than Bakayoko and Ugochukwu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 4:16pm On May 25, 2025
Look at this moomoo Tosin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 4:14pm On May 25, 2025
Ola Aina pressing Cukuruku neck so far

Super Eagles players said Aina is the fastest player in the Nigeria squad and you can see it against a very fast Cuku
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 11:58pm On May 20, 2025
Cassie testimonies gon set Diddy free

Which part of convicting Diddy includes cheating on your husband with him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 9:23pm On May 20, 2025
BlueRayDick:
The dolapo wey diggz use annihilate the funlord guy that year 🤤


The guy went into extinction afterwards
Diggaman kill am but na Hazardfan1 bury am with the Reemlord reveal

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