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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 6:55pm On Jun 06, 2025
GloriousGbola:
Ibime do have em

That your other cousin wey dey subscribe to pastor 5G and cheesy

It's a naija thing for whatever reason. Religiosity flows into idolatry.
That one na rich man and a deacon in the Church by way of being in the 1% of Givers or however they arrange it. He always posts nonsense on family group from Pastor Chris, thank God WatsApp introduced archive feature so I don't have to be deleting nonsense every day. But I can't fault him, because money stops nonsense.

This other one na poor man wey done dey go Adefarasin church for like 15 years and nothing come out. One of my other friend who likes to beggi beggi is also a longtime member there, even when his son was dying, and needed urgent life saving surgery, the church won't help him, na to dey speak funê upandan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 6:44pm On Jun 06, 2025
LordAdam16:
Spent $300m+. Pledged $100m for mid terms.
Tesla revenue down 25% in one quarter.
Net worth down $50B since inauguration.
EV credits canceled. NASA wen dem use compensate am, Trump yank e boy nomination.
ATC contract, Trump say no way. Golden Shield contract, Trump say no way. Hegseth China briefing, Trump cancel am last minute.
FCC rural contract for Starlink of $1B wen Biden cancel, Trump neva shake body.
Meanwhile, Trump family dey make big, profitable billion-dollar moves for crypto. Nobody dey cough.


Better bad market.
E reach to change am for Trump.
You get mind 1 run person wen dem born for Africa street. E no know wetin dey our water.
🙂

Na why I say I understand him grievance.
Unfortunately, he went too far since he's on the spectrum.
But dem must call family meeting for the matter.
House Republicans cannot eat good in a $5T deficit bill and you dey put story make e sacrifice. Sacrifice for who?
Ogbeni, settle me jor!


-Lord
I always find it funny how you write your pidgin in italics as if it is an abomination or oddity? Come down off your horse and yarn pidgin normally, there is nothing unique or highlightable about it. As if putting it in italics will stop your white from staining. No be your papa publish Brighter Grammar abeg
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 6:38pm On Jun 06, 2025
basilico:
I am disgusted by Kash Patel , Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi regarding their silence on the 2020 election fraud.
Hopefully I shall revisit this accusation by you about Elon Musk being an election denier. Sometime in the near Future. Hopefully.
Basiloco for a reason

Reality is different to what they used to shout on their podcasts to take advantage of the mentally unhinged

Now they are dealing with reality, not podcasts
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 6:11pm On Jun 06, 2025
raumdeuter:
Scaramucci was a Trump surrogate especially on CNN in 2016 and was still pro Trump after getting fired till around 2019, He was Part of the Trump transition team and always on TV defending Trump and his policies until he got fired and turned

Scaramucci was not disgusted he was fired
https://www.reuters.com/article/world/trump-fires-communications-director-scaramucci-in-new-white-house-upheaval-idUSKBN1AG1OV/
Scaramucci is an Obama man and a Hilary man going back to the 2000s. He is not a MAGA nut, just a normal conservative and he is not collecting any vote from anybody. As an example. Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell can be accepted in the Dems cos they have not violated any sacrosanct democratic ideals, but not nutcases like Elon or MTG
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 6:00pm On Jun 06, 2025
raumdeuter:
Trumps former press secretary(Does it get more MAGA than that) speaking at the Democratic Convention last August
She couldn't stomach January 6th and left, exactly what I said about democratic ideals, unlike you whose democratic morals are fluid, some things are sacrosanct. Elon as a purveyor of lies, conspiracy theories, election denial, January 6th, prosecute Fauci, kill Zelensky nonsense, has no better chance of winning back the Dems than Trump or Rudy Giuliani. A despicable and disgusting fellow who is anathema to any democrat
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:16pm On Jun 05, 2025
Elon Musk and Trump fight is getting nasty. Abeg who get popcorn grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 8:15pm On Jun 05, 2025
Bemeruca, is your man Elon not mad. We who have followed him for years pointed out his mental instability, you say we hate him. Who writes this about a President?

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 8:13pm On Jun 05, 2025
Basiloco and Android will love this, instead of complaining about Pam Bondi not releasing Epstein files all the time

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 8:10pm On Jun 05, 2025
Bros knew Trump was a voluminous liar and decided to get in bed with him, so he shouldn't act surprised now

MAGAs in America will need decades of deprogramming from the psychological warfare Trump unleashed on them

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 8:06pm On Jun 05, 2025
Money Vs Power

In the words of Cersei Lannister, Power is Power

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:44pm On Jun 05, 2025
Mike Maignan has been good anytime I've seen him

But I'm almost half tempted to agree with that fella that says he doesn't trust black goalkeepers

Goalkeeper is the most trolled position in football and when you are in goal with a stand of opposition fans behind you, they will try to unsettle you in every way including your race. Make one mistake and they will shout for your every touch. So if takes a lot of mental strength to be a black goalkeeper

Besides I'm 100% happy with Petrovic. What ain't broke doesn't need fixing
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 7:11pm On Jun 05, 2025
LordAdam16:
Even if he understands the intricacies of this public spat, he'll make that post still.
Liberals have been waiting for the bromance to deteriorate into a slap fight.
I expect them to yell about it from the rooftops. The underpinnings is irrelevant.

-Lord
Who will take you serious?

In January you are for cutting waste and in June you are for pork

In the West you claim Conservative and in the Global South, you are a Communist

Fiscal Conservatism is the bedrock of being a Conservative, of which you are not, just a Trump worshipper and Conspiracy theorist

I am the one with Conservative principles on this thread, not you hotchpotch of Conspiracy theorists, populists and pseudo communists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 5:10pm On Jun 04, 2025
Realtord43:
Well, the Enzo haters will have to wait long enough cus I don't see him leaving so soon.

When it come to Enzo, it's how you watch him play, not stats, But Y'all will use Stats for other Midfielders

Even if Chelsea hire five managers, Enzo would still be on the Starting lineup.
Poch benched Enzo in order to put the 3rd best run in the Premier league from January to August and was sacked for saying Enzo and Caicedo can't play together

Maresca benched Enzo to get to 2nd place before Lavia got injured and those points gathered in the first half of the season are the only reason we managed to cling on to fourth

Enzo is a political player because of his pricetag and the money invested in him and any manager given free hand will bench him

It is normal to expect a teenager named Enzo and someone whose name is an anagram for REITAARD to be the biggest ones capping for Enzo. Plus that optician who needs glasses and looks like he only ever played goalkeeper in his life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 2:01pm On Jun 04, 2025
Enzo5:
a find weird people on nairaland who talk smack against enzo. Enzo Fernandez is one of the best central midfielder in epl if not the best
STFU you 🤡🤡🤡
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 2:01pm On Jun 04, 2025
Enzo5:
it terrible how people forget that enzo covers for cucurella a lot of the time, leaving just two midfielders to face the oppositions transition when our attackers lose the ball.
Miechonu, Enzo cover for who?

This guy must be a teenager, you got the most ridiculous takes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 11:18am On Jun 04, 2025
Unlimited22:
Nah something has to be done about this b0t shaa
You get luck say Spambot no allow me give you appropriate response. Given your support of Bakayoko that year and Enzo now, it's obvious you don't read the game properly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 11:17am On Jun 04, 2025
Cherki is a good ball deliverer with both feet who will upgrade City RHS. I can see numerous crosses from him to Marmoush on the other side, and Haaland in the middle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 12:39am On Jun 04, 2025
Unlimited22:
Go and remove him na

Remove Enzo indeed
Be quiet, you don't know anything about football. See your mouth like being Bastoni as if he will plug the gaping holes left by Enzo. As if the 5-0 dem just wipe am never register for your brain say there is no superman, you dey open mouth like say he will make any difference, you are terrible. Come to think of it you are one of the 🤡 that supported Bakayoko, you know nothing about midfield and its importance to team structure
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 10:07pm On May 31, 2025
Caicedobets:
They will be figured out soon like Enrique Barca super team of 2015.
It will take one team next year to make them look ordinary
Barca team of 2015 had no midfield, fully reliant on MSN and N left
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:06pm On May 31, 2025
Kimbeast:
This current PSG team is playing without a 10.
No serious team plays with a 10

Only brainless Chelsea fans are always looking for a 10
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 10:30am On May 29, 2025
Godx:
Look at this Aba accountant. You mean this screenshot were your 1k was returning 5% daily returns for 30years lol. Show me were you invested 1k dolls and was getting 5% daily. The fact you haven't realized your mistake is astonishing.
You are a clown and a MassCom student. Which part of that suggests 5% is compounding daily and why did you crop out the input question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 10:15am On May 29, 2025
Godx:
Aba accountant show me where you invested 1k dolls and got 5% daily returns. Wanted to deceive us with fake calculations. Get lost
You would keep exposing your ignorance

Do you think Banks only work out interest on 1st of Jan and give you your interest on 31st December?

Any day you throw in your £1k, it is accruing interest. If you only keep it there for one day on a 5% interest rate, it will theoretically accrue 5% divided by 365

So if you keep throwing in your $1k daily, it will be accruing interest also

Below is one of my work spreadsheets for two of our loans where I have to pay the interest payments every 6 months. There is a reason I am calculating the number of days since the last payment so I can pay the appropriate interest accrued daily over that period.

You dey dey do village man calculations "if you add $1k for 13 years bla bla bla, as if the $1k daily is not accruing interest"

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 10:02am On May 29, 2025
Godx:
What exactly are you doing? Well if you can't read then I cant help you. 1k daily for 30years will add up to roughly 11million dollars, before you get to that 5million dollars it will take at least 13years. The person with the lump sum who invested it immediately with just a 5% yearly return would be earning 250k yearly on top of his original 5mil. Now add up 250k yearly for the same 30years plus his 5mill and tell me what he has.
Look at this clown

AI has done the compounding for you for Compound interest over 30 years, you refused

Potvalor has even brought in the logical extra dimension which is time value of money to account for 4% inflation rate eroding purchasing power and you are still doing village man calculations

Potvalor, this clown doesn't deserve you going into the extra dimension of time value, he can't even grasp basic compounding
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:31pm On May 28, 2025
When I say Poteaux, you say Poteaux

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:31pm On May 28, 2025
No one should dare tout Palmer for CAM again

CAM position is dead in modern football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:29pm On May 28, 2025
drisham:
Throw away Neto and put palmer close to the wing
Not that hard
Palmer is a wing player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:26pm On May 28, 2025
Bunsenbun:
Madueke showing why he is not him grin
My guy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:25pm On May 28, 2025
Enzo with the winning mentality. I should be the one asking for forgiveness
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:22pm On May 28, 2025
Only you started two clowns Badiashile and Gusto, only you wasted your first two substitutions to undo your mistake. Imagine making an error so grevious it forces you to prioritise replacing two defenders in a European final before thinking of attacking subs. Maresca must go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:21pm On May 28, 2025
Neto has had a poor game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:19pm On May 28, 2025
This clown first two substitutions about to be Gusto and Badiashile who every 5 year old knew shouldn't have started
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:17pm On May 28, 2025
So Jackson no fit cross that ball?

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