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swiz123:
The bot has rightfully banned Ibime for quoting me with a lunaticc response, trying to justify Tinubu being an opposition despite occupying no political post during the period in question.

lol

This is why you are a MassCom student

You and your cohorts asked for evidence of Tinubu being criticised by Sowore when in opposition and evidence was presented, only to shift goalpost and claim he has never been in opposition because he didn't run for President

Why not ask for evidence of Brazil winning AFCON by the same logic

God1000:
One of the biggest aviation mysteries is the disappearance of malaysia Airlines Flight MH17

That's a different flight. This one was a clear cut case

Deadprezzis:
Gbam!

Find one thing you have a shot at becoming World Class at and become World Class at it or die trying.

I’d rather become a World Class Journalist than a mediocre Rocket Scientist

How many million people want become World Class journalist

If 100 people read Journalism, 5 go get Journalism job

If 100 people read Computer Science, 80 go get job

If 100 people read Medicine, 100 go get job

Just like training your child to be a footballer, you can't bank on certain things so it's elders responsibility to guide them toward certainty in life because life is no joke. Only God knows what pains the millions of failed rappers, footballers, Content creators are going through. . . and to a certain extent the failed Journalists and MassCom graduates

Sportsweb:
So has Declan Rice scored another fluke freekick?

When we said those were lucky and fluke, Dem think say na lamba

Did he take freekick against PSG, and na everyday dem dey score freekick?

Been watching that Dario Essugo and he looks awful, zero touch, zero decision making

Let me not type much to describe him before Spambot bans me again

Whoever has been signing off on DM signings for Chelsea needs to be fired. Probably the same bloke that signed Ugochukwu

Tor

You must respect VDM

He is a disciplined man and that shows in his physique

His ill-disciplined tongue is purposeful in order to gain social media following and it is working

He is in his own lane, not showing off, but was streaming from his humble abode for a long time, sometimes tackling social issues, sometimes shock-jocking, but you can't deny it has been effective

Emaprince:
No relegation this season

You also came last last season. See your mouth like no relegation after breaking Derby and Southampton records back to back

BlueRayDick:
The problem is u are an old man who was trained to believe STEM courses or the age long trio of Accountancy, Economics and Law are the only way to show one is serious with his or her life.

The fact the people whom u know that studied MASSCOM did so out of fear for those aforementioned STEM courses, Law and the likes has made u greatly prejudiced.

I like am like that. Before I employ you with art degree I need to see a prestigious uni on your CV so I can differentiate between those who studied arts by choice and those who studied arts because of laziness or lack of aptitude

There was one guy I did both primary and secondary school with. I have known him all my life and he never crossed class C or D to enter class B talkless of A, from primary to secondary. Today he is a high flying lawyer having knuckled down in his SS3 and University years. Another of my nigga who was near the bottom of the class (placed between 20th and 30th but never demoted to class B) is now an Anaesthesiologist in USA collecting good pepper. That shows that belief, determination and ambition are the most vital ingredients even in a "dull" student. There is no excuse for anyone with aptitude to be studying Masscomm except in abroad setting in a prestigious uni, then we will know it's by choice.

Do you know that even in England, the worst, most dull and most unambitious students in my time would scrape together one E at A Levels and go to Uni to study "Media studies" which is our version of MassCom here. We just saw them as time wasters who just want to enjoy student loan for 3 more years before facing the real world.

Melvyn11:
Leave story. They are well documented research. Shame I can only get a short excerpt.


https://imgur.com/DUDGdDG

https://imgur.com/s6wrixa

Leopards are scavengers, they will eat a dead gorilla or quickly seize a baby gorilla, they cannot face a full grown male of the smaller lowland gorilla, talkless of the much larger highland gorilla which is what we are discussing

WhoDeyHause:
Egbon A 5 year's old brain is still in it's infantile developmental stage still learning, something wey one person go shout at least half of them would start crying for mummy compared to a full grown adult, 100 cocks to one human is a more comparable scenario, casualties must dey especially the ones wey first put body but would the ape not tire out abi na Super Man Gorilla him be, strangulation, suffocation, collective rushing or punching of the gorilla compared to one or few hands, grabbing of him blockus though that one na God go save the unlucky victim head. There's more strength in numbers.
Mankind didn't become the dominant species on this planet by mistake.

A gorilla has more than 3 times the bone density of a human to start with, if you punch am for head na your bone go break.

If you try strangle am, your hand can't fit round it's neck and if it could, just pressing his chin on your arm would break it.

His bite force is 1,200 PSI, almost double that of a lion, any bone or head he bites is chicken bone to him

So you are left with tickling his balls, but in the voice of Aesop, WHO WILL BELL THE CAT?

Melvyn11:
The are well documented research of leopards hunting and killing Gorillas. A simple research would have spared you this misyarning.

Maybe Rivers men.

There is no instance of a leopard hunting a fully grown male gorilla. A leopard may seize a baby gorilla just like it would seize a baby lion, no mean say him and Papa Lion na mate.

Show me one piece of evidence.

Semid4lyfe, your bot done come again. Free me abeg

This Maresca is very stewpid

Comot one of the wingers or Enzo for KDH and shore up that midfield jor!

Caicedo needs to stop running with the ball. Just give it and drop back because preg.nant Enzo can't cover you when you run forward

Midfield done open

Semid4lyfe please free me and my last post from spambot

Burna finished work at his Manchester concert this night

2 hours non-stop electrifying performance with crowd singing every word and very professional stage performance with his Outsiders band

I overheard one middle aged white man saying that's the 2nd best performance he's ever seen in hundred of concerts after Eminem while pissing in the cubicle after

Can't imagine Davido or WizKid holding a stadium captive for 2 hours with hit after hit with live band and a non-auto tune microphone. They will just have DJ playing CD in background and missing most of the words to catch a breath while the CD fills in. Only few confirmed niggas like Burna, Asake and Adekunke Gold can put on a professional show in Naija music scene.

Burna is undoubtedly the GOAT of Naija music, his professionalism is out of this world. Shallipoppi was looking like a kid in school talent show contest when he came out, nigga could not even keep up his breath control, just missing so many spots.

Thazard:
I didn't watch the match please post the gif.

That would require me getting hands on the whole match since it won't be on highlights as it didn't lead to a goal or chance

PrinceEma:
Na normal thing they are used to...and it earns them huge.

E be like you done collect ban too. Seun dey use Easter weekend run experiment

This touch was not ordinary though

Toward the end of the game while chasing the game frantically, there was an overhit cross from our right to left which was going out for a goalkick and which Jaydon Sancho killed dead on the goal line while running backwards. There was not even a gasp in the stadium at the magnificence of that touch because everyone was nervous and focussed on chasing the game. If that touch happened at 3-0 to Chelsea, the whole stadium would break into a standing ovation.

Sometimes you just have to give it up for the insane level of skill in some of these professional footballers, including the ones we abuse daily

We have zero chance of ever beating these Barca women. If it didn't dey, it didn't dey!

bemeruca:
I am sure you will be buying the deep. I saw a lot of transactions taking place at 75 dollars as people are selling 30k worth of trump. I am sure those are the 1 percent that got in when it was 5 dollars. it is back down to 30 dollars and by tomorrow who knows. it may go up and lower.

when you are opening a coin base account I am sure you are told the risk of losing your money. that's how forex trading has been too. I remember there were forex professionals who wanted to teach you how to trade but they are never trading.

I hope you are not one of the many caught offside. See what your President is doing, shameless somebody.

There will be loss of faith in Trump coin if he keeps launching new memecoins every other day and they will all just rug. 2023, there was a guy (forgot his name) that launched a coin called Ben with Bïtboy that went to billion plus. Next week he launched a new one, and the week after another. Each subsequent launch flopped because Cryptø guys know you are just farming them for liquidity.

Same with Andrew Tate, he launches new coin every couple of weeks. At first they would go to 100m plus, then lower and lower. The one he did today only reached 2m marketcap cos people know he's just a huckster now, same as Trump

Sãfemoon developers are in jail for less than what Trump did this weekend. MMM President. His whole life he's been a conman and even his political career is the greatest con ever pulled off in history.

It's official. President Rugpull

Trump done rugpull and launched Melania coin at the same time

Criminal Presido

reccy:
I've lost access to that email sir.

Can you help me with yours please or better still, drop mine?

Just do DM on my Ibime handle

reccy:
Ibeme or Ibime..

Happy Xmas sir.

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

You have emailed me before and cam do so again

shoodboi2:
You have nothing intelligent to say. You keep running round in circles. Are you supposed to talk about the price of the cow or how many kg of beef is in the cow. You talk in weight when it favors you and in "cows" when it favors you.

Say something and stick to it. I already told you to call it a day. Vamoose.

Mumu if your pocket dey pain you to afford food, just say e dey pain you. No relate am to Uk

Only a fool will believe food is more expensive in Naija than UK on a like for like basis, but then this thread is full of foola

N70k salary spent on food alone will lead to thousands of deaths from hunger in UK

shoodboi2:
What else do you expect from the mad man called Ibime or Ibeme. Lies and propaganda full his head.

Lies like claiming Turkey is only 80 cents per kilo in Russia

All that eediot highlighted was the price per pound. Google is your friend

shoodboi2:
I will probably get more intelligence and honest talk discussing with a bunch of kindergarteners or even a bag of beans than talking with a grown up human-animal like you. The length you will go to justify your nonsense is alarming.

Even if the suya seller steals the meat, you will never get 1kg of meat for 2500. How many kg is the nonsense kilishi that you are shouting. No one even buys 500 naira suya these days because you will only get like 5 or 6 small meat at most. So, stop all your shitty cap.

We live here and we know what prices are here. You trying to tell us that meat is cheap here is the height of your humor. You live in the UK and has refused to tell us how much meat costs in the UK. But somehow, you are the expert when it comes to knowing how much meat costs in Nigeria and Russia 🤡

Take a good look at the screenshot below. It is from my meat dealer. They sold 3 kg of cow meat at 18000 as of October this year. That is 6k per kg. The price has increased now.

Yet, you what to discard one kg at 7500 as "expatriate price". So, how much are Nigerians paying? 20 naira?

I think we have had enough of this clown show. Cos you keep adjusting your points with every comment and spitting shitty comments on top.

I strongly suggest you go to a toilet to poop because the poop from all the nonsense food you have been eating since yesterday appears to have left your intestine and moved into your head.

Nigga STFU.

Price of cow in Nigeria is from N500k to N1m, highest N2m for an oversized monster

Everyone knows this

Cheapest whole cow in UK is £2k which is N4.5m, you can google it.

If you like, go and bring your expatriate prices come

The cheapest beef we have in UK is £5.69 per kilo which is N12.5k

shoodboi2:
You have gone from "prices in relation to salary" to "rotten food" to " imported food being more expensive in Nigeria."

You seem to change your mind with every comment. Maybe you probably should spend more time thinking before you type.

And you should stop trying to use Nigeria to justify low prices in Russia. Food is fucking expensive here.

The meat we produce here in Nigeria is even more expensive than the frozen chicken we import. A kg of meat is 7500 as you can see. Frozen chicken is around 5k or thereabout, so what are you saying about imported food being more expensive than locally produced foods?

If this is the same brain you use to do your accounting job, then we should all be alarmed. Because it is clear there isn't much brain matter inside for you to work with.

As I said, you have no points to make. It's time you accept that life in Russia is easier than life in that capitalism hell hole you call the UK.

Clown, since when do Nigerians buy beef online

If I buy this amount of Suya from mallam, he will only charge me N2.5k, clown

If your brain is paining you, start with the cost of buying a whole cow in the market and we can compare with the cost of buying a cow in UK, of which the cheapest cow you can buy here is N4.5m

The first pic below is N80k worth of kilishi I ordered from Nigeria last month. Each pack is N2.5k. And this fool is going to internet to pull prices for expatriates thinking you are talking to an alien. Each pack of kilishi below contains more wet-weight beef than the nonsense you posted claiming to be N7.5k

The second pic is about N400k worth of foodstuff I ordered same last month from Crayfish to Dried fish to periwinkles to Suya powder to Egusi to snails, goat, cockles etc. You think we are living on Mars, pulling nonsense out your arse

In the first place what you should have asked yourself is which UK citizen can feed for N70k (£33) per month? That is the economic indicator that trumps all nonsense you are talking about because your Government is paying N70k per month to entry level staff and companies in the private sector are paying much less. From that N70k, food, clothing, transport and shelter must be taken care of, but that can't take care of food alone in UK with £33 unless you eat 2 packs of noodles per day only. As a general rule, food is cheaper if the labour input is cheaper. That's simple economics.