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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:13pm On Apr 20, 2025
PrinceEma:
Na normal thing they are used to...and it earns them huge.
E be like you done collect ban too. Seun dey use Easter weekend run experiment

This touch was not ordinary though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:29pm On Apr 20, 2025
Toward the end of the game while chasing the game frantically, there was an overhit cross from our right to left which was going out for a goalkick and which Jaydon Sancho killed dead on the goal line while running backwards. There was not even a gasp in the stadium at the magnificence of that touch because everyone was nervous and focussed on chasing the game. If that touch happened at 3-0 to Chelsea, the whole stadium would break into a standing ovation.

Sometimes you just have to give it up for the insane level of skill in some of these professional footballers, including the ones we abuse daily
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:26pm On Apr 20, 2025
We have zero chance of ever beating these Barca women. If it didn't dey, it didn't dey!
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 11:16pm On Jan 19, 2025
bemeruca:
I am sure you will be buying the deep. I saw a lot of transactions taking place at 75 dollars as people are selling 30k worth of trump. I am sure those are the 1 percent that got in when it was 5 dollars. it is back down to 30 dollars and by tomorrow who knows. it may go up and lower.

when you are opening a coin base account I am sure you are told the risk of losing your money. that's how forex trading has been too. I remember there were forex professionals who wanted to teach you how to trade but they are never trading.
I hope you are not one of the many caught offside. See what your President is doing, shameless somebody.

There will be loss of faith in Trump coin if he keeps launching new memecoins every other day and they will all just rug. 2023, there was a guy (forgot his name) that launched a coin called Ben with Bïtboy that went to billion plus. Next week he launched a new one, and the week after another. Each subsequent launch flopped because Cryptø guys know you are just farming them for liquidity.

Same with Andrew Tate, he launches new coin every couple of weeks. At first they would go to 100m plus, then lower and lower. The one he did today only reached 2m marketcap cos people know he's just a huckster now, same as Trump

Sãfemoon developers are in jail for less than what Trump did this weekend. MMM President. His whole life he's been a conman and even his political career is the greatest con ever pulled off in history.

Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 10:55pm On Jan 19, 2025
It's official. President Rugpull grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 10:55pm On Jan 19, 2025
Trump done rugpull and launched Melania coin at the same time grin grin grin

Criminal Presido

EducationRe: Mlops: What It Is, Why It Matters, And How To Implement It by Ibeme: 11:13am On Dec 23, 2024
reccy:
I've lost access to that email sir.

Can you help me with yours please or better still, drop mine?
Just do DM on my Ibime handle
EducationRe: Mlops: What It Is, Why It Matters, And How To Implement It by Ibeme: 10:23am On Dec 23, 2024
reccy:
Ibeme or Ibime..

Happy Xmas sir.

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
You have emailed me before and cam do so again
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 10:21am On Dec 23, 2024
shoodboi2:
You have nothing intelligent to say. You keep running round in circles. Are you supposed to talk about the price of the cow or how many kg of beef is in the cow. You talk in weight when it favors you and in "cows" when it favors you.

Say something and stick to it. I already told you to call it a day. Vamoose.
Mumu if your pocket dey pain you to afford food, just say e dey pain you. No relate am to Uk

Only a fool will believe food is more expensive in Naija than UK on a like for like basis, but then this thread is full of foola

N70k salary spent on food alone will lead to thousands of deaths from hunger in UK
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 9:39am On Dec 23, 2024
shoodboi2:
What else do you expect from the mad man called Ibime or Ibeme. Lies and propaganda full his head.
Lies like claiming Turkey is only 80 cents per kilo in Russia

All that eediot highlighted was the price per pound. Google is your friend

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 9:35am On Dec 23, 2024
shoodboi2:
I will probably get more intelligence and honest talk discussing with a bunch of kindergarteners or even a bag of beans than talking with a grown up human-animal like you. The length you will go to justify your nonsense is alarming.

Even if the suya seller steals the meat, you will never get 1kg of meat for 2500. How many kg is the nonsense kilishi that you are shouting. No one even buys 500 naira suya these days because you will only get like 5 or 6 small meat at most. So, stop all your shitty cap.

We live here and we know what prices are here. You trying to tell us that meat is cheap here is the height of your humor. You live in the UK and has refused to tell us how much meat costs in the UK. But somehow, you are the expert when it comes to knowing how much meat costs in Nigeria and Russia 🤡

Take a good look at the screenshot below. It is from my meat dealer. They sold 3 kg of cow meat at 18000 as of October this year. That is 6k per kg. The price has increased now.

Yet, you what to discard one kg at 7500 as "expatriate price". So, how much are Nigerians paying? 20 naira?

I think we have had enough of this clown show. Cos you keep adjusting your points with every comment and spitting shitty comments on top.

I strongly suggest you go to a toilet to poop because the poop from all the nonsense food you have been eating since yesterday appears to have left your intestine and moved into your head.
Nigga STFU.

Price of cow in Nigeria is from N500k to N1m, highest N2m for an oversized monster

Everyone knows this

Cheapest whole cow in UK is £2k which is N4.5m, you can google it.

If you like, go and bring your expatriate prices come

The cheapest beef we have in UK is £5.69 per kilo which is N12.5k

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 8:35am On Dec 23, 2024
shoodboi2:
You have gone from "prices in relation to salary" to "rotten food" to " imported food being more expensive in Nigeria."

You seem to change your mind with every comment. Maybe you probably should spend more time thinking before you type.

And you should stop trying to use Nigeria to justify low prices in Russia. Food is fucking expensive here.

The meat we produce here in Nigeria is even more expensive than the frozen chicken we import. A kg of meat is 7500 as you can see. Frozen chicken is around 5k or thereabout, so what are you saying about imported food being more expensive than locally produced foods?

If this is the same brain you use to do your accounting job, then we should all be alarmed. Because it is clear there isn't much brain matter inside for you to work with.

As I said, you have no points to make. It's time you accept that life in Russia is easier than life in that capitalism hell hole you call the UK.
Clown, since when do Nigerians buy beef online

If I buy this amount of Suya from mallam, he will only charge me N2.5k, clown

If your brain is paining you, start with the cost of buying a whole cow in the market and we can compare with the cost of buying a cow in UK, of which the cheapest cow you can buy here is N4.5m

The first pic below is N80k worth of kilishi I ordered from Nigeria last month. Each pack is N2.5k. And this fool is going to internet to pull prices for expatriates thinking you are talking to an alien. Each pack of kilishi below contains more wet-weight beef than the nonsense you posted claiming to be N7.5k

The second pic is about N400k worth of foodstuff I ordered same last month from Crayfish to Dried fish to periwinkles to Suya powder to Egusi to snails, goat, cockles etc. You think we are living on Mars, pulling nonsense out your arse

In the first place what you should have asked yourself is which UK citizen can feed for N70k (£33) per month? That is the economic indicator that trumps all nonsense you are talking about because your Government is paying N70k per month to entry level staff and companies in the private sector are paying much less. From that N70k, food, clothing, transport and shelter must be taken care of, but that can't take care of food alone in UK with £33 unless you eat 2 packs of noodles per day only. As a general rule, food is cheaper if the labour input is cheaper. That's simple economics.

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 8:21am On Dec 23, 2024
Vic2023:
the picture you uploaded was not even sure of the price
Mumu, Google is your friend

The link I dropped breaking down the price is what got me banned by spambot
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 12:39am On Dec 23, 2024
shoodboi2:
Trash and toilet talk as usual. You saw the prices on the thread on front page. And we here in Nigeria know how much we buy Turkey.

So all your cap isn't going to help you. Turkey is more expensive in Nigeria than in the UK, so that trashes all your talk about food being cheaper in poorer countries than in richer ones.

As is common with you and your ilk, you have started running round in circles again. I expected that because you will never want to admit to the truth even when it is staring you right in the face. Let's call it a day at this point. Now, run along.
Shut up dumbo. Not everyone is as jobless as you, looking for Russia related nonsense on front page. I couldn't care less, haven't read it and skipped over most of all the nonsense you wrote

Food is cheaper in Nigeria than UK of course except the food item is mostly imported. How much do you pay mallam for beef in Nigeria, start from there.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 11:39pm On Dec 22, 2024
shoodboi2:
Ibeme? Are you the same scumbag called Ibime or someone else disgusing. And why are we in a conversation about him buying a "rotten tukrey"?

You literally justified the cheap food in Russia saying it was because of purchasing power and even used Naija as an example, claiming food is cheap here. I showed you that food is even more expensive here than in the UK and you have switched from purachsing power to rotten meat?

Were the chicken, potatoes, and the other stuff he got also rotten? It is clear you have nothing reasonable to say. You are never reasonable anyway. It's time to go to bed.
Spambot banned me as it should when discussing with degenerates like you.

You got Turkey price wrong, why should I care about bag of potato costing £1 which a UK nigga on minimum wage will earn with 5 minutes work (UK minimum wage is £11.44 per hour)

Russia, Cuba, Nigeria are cheaper than UK. That's how it's supposed to be in poor countries but not to the extent of Turkey costing 1/4 of UK price in Russia. As we have seen Russia price is only 30% lower than UK price for Turkey while the median Russian wage is 1/5th the median UK wage

If you told me food is ten times cheaper in Cuba I will believe you. You won't like to move to Cuba though where Doctors earn $25 dollars per month as at my last visits in 2014 and 2010, and even Doctors will enter wooden rafts to cross the sea to reach Florida.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibeme: 11:23pm On Dec 22, 2024
shoodboi2:
Gibberish and noise as usual. I knew you were going to try to show off your oil bunkering income, since your perception of always wanting to appear wealthy is tied to your self-confidence. No one asked for your nonsense pics. I asked a simple question:

How much are those items sold in your UK? Simple question and you cannot answer. You have always painted Russia as a hell hole where people are suffering and cannot afford basic needs.

Now, someone living in Russia has shown us prices and you have gone on to yap about irrelevancies and even mentioned Nigeria and even claimed food is “cheap” here and used that to justify the super-cheap prices in Russia.

If you are sleeping, you better wake up. I couldn’t find the price for 1 kg turkey leg in Naija, but 1 kg Turkey wings cost 9450 naira in Naija. That is £4.85. So, 1 kg of turkey is even more expensive in Nigeria than it is in your UK.

Russia – 1 kg turkey = £0.84
UK – 1 kg turkey = £3.70
Nigeria – 1 kg turkey = £4.85


So, your claims about food being cheap in Nigeria is all in your head. If you left your brain in the UK while you traveled to Cape Verde, you better go back to pick it up and tell us why food in Russia is cheaper than Nigeria or the UK?
Stop talking nonsense, maybe that guy bought rotten Turkey

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:07am On May 16, 2024
Roland17:
Which one you commit now? grin

Abi na which violence you wan cause?
Spambot carry me enter Sanko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 11:24pm On May 15, 2024
Tesenak20:
He is a combo of Frank Lampard and Joe Cole of old.
He looks more like Fabregas style to me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:59pm On May 15, 2024
Tesenak20:
We are almost regaining entry into Europe.
Interestingly, I will like us(Chelsea) to buy a certain Midfielder frpm Aberdeen FC in Scotland. He is LEIGHTON CLARKSON
Scotland been producing gem midfielders lately. I just checked him out and he's good
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:30pm On May 15, 2024
Ballzproblem2:
this team don dey mature,my God.
Tears in our eyes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:22pm On May 15, 2024
Jackson outside the box play has been elite this game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 9:18pm On May 15, 2024
Wrong thread
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:16pm On May 15, 2024
Nkunkuruku cook that thing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:44am On Apr 06, 2024
timbros:
Your statement was misleading.

A football newbie will read that and carry it with him, and even argue outside that nobody else won both tournaments that summer except Jorginho.

Normal people got your message that only Jorginho won both tournaments. And it's a normal person that is questioning the info. The least thing you should do is accept the mistake and move on. There is no grammar you will speak here that will twist your initial mistake.

Jorginho is not the only player that won UCL and Euros that summer. Simple.
Was Emerson a starting player for Chelsea? Even for Italy he wasn't a starter till Spinazola got injured in the semi. Learn to ignore irrelevant stuff and stop wasting people's time. You are a grown man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:08am On Apr 06, 2024
raumdeuter:
Knockout stages Lookman scored 3 goals
How many did Chiesa score in the knockout stage
2
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 11:32pm On Apr 05, 2024
raumdeuter:
Lookman started 6 of our 7 games playing 540 out of 660mins
Chiesa started 4 of Italy 7 games playing 437 of 720mins
Compare minutes from Quarter final to final, na the Koko be that. Chiesa played more than Lukman when it counted
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 11:11pm On Apr 05, 2024
raumdeuter:
Unlike Chiesa, Osimehn started all our gams from group stages not being brought on as a 20mins sub while once again Jorginho started and played all important games
Lukman was our second best player and played exactly the same instructions as Chiesa and rested multiple games and came off almost every game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 10:53pm On Apr 05, 2024
timbros:
You are the one doing strong head here.

Instead of acknowledging your goof, you are claiming right.

You specifically made a statement, without adding any if or but or apart....

Did any other player win both major tournaments that summer? Yes or no.
Save your childish arguments for Airmark. I knew about Emerson even while typing that. I assume normal people will get the message but a word salad merchant like you will start wasting time over nonsense. Face front abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 10:31pm On Apr 05, 2024
raumdeuter:
Jorginho was a starter in all crucial group and knockout games and was barely taken off unlike Chiesa who played just over 50% of important matches
Just like Semi Ajayi play all minutes while Osimhen get taken off after being used as workhorses to cover vast spaces all game because Peseiro wants to sit deeo

Chiesa and them were used as workhorses, 3 men to cover the whole opposition half, so that Jogginghoe, Chielini and Bonuccis can sit deep being old men and sluggish. Mancini brought off all his wingers and forwards every game, COVID substitution rules allowed it, so he gives the hard runners rest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 10:24pm On Apr 05, 2024
raumdeuter:
The only dead rubber group game was the one which Chiesa played 90mins by the time the games got real, he found himself a sub, either coming later or leaving early

That type of players contribution cant be compared to Jorginho who played full matches in all the crucial group and knockout games
Chiesa was starter for Belgium, Spain and England, and played till 80+ minutes and was best winger of the tournament. Save your amala turning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 10:20pm On Apr 05, 2024
timbros:
Playing smart how? I mentioned your exact words and asked a question.

Where did "apart" enter from?

You specifically said no other player won both major tournaments that summer. True or false?
Don't play your foolish pedantic semantics with me. I am well aware of Emerson and didn't come here to play word salad with you just because I didn't write "starting" infront of player.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 10:16pm On Apr 05, 2024
timbros:
Yes.

He narrated how he started from attack to DM in Chelsea.
Stop being funny. That statement above says he was fully DM while at Chelsea. "He started CAM then box2box then fully DM while at Chelsea."

If you knew Makelele was a CAM at Nantes you won't try to mock that statement

Hensben taught you something, stop doing strong head.

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