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Godx:🤡🤡🤡 you don't even know the meaning of APR You should just be quiet and stop exposing your low education and poverty status at this stage Why would anyone invest $5m at 5% but cannot invest £1k daily at 5% APR (Annual Percentage Rate)? |
If I don't see James number for Gusto at the break, I will know Ireti is a curse |
Godx:See the question you were asked, see your response, that's why you are a MassCom student Everybody with education knows this a compound interest question over 30 years, but you could not help reveal your low education with village man calculations Well I have given you the AI calculation, go and argue with Zuckerberg raumdeuter: Godx: |
See Neto, 3 strikers dey box against two defenders, see wetin the clown do |
Godx:Imagine this clown talking about L You are the one who opened your halitosis mouth to say it will take 13 years of $1k daily to get to $5m, so you know the $1k daily is not for the first year alone but trying to cover your ignorance If in doubt, go and read Raumdeuter post again, the one you responded to. 🤡🤡🤡 I have given you Meta AI calculation of Raumdeuters question, you dey argue with AI. Your father. |
Nah Gusto is having a mare Caicedo and Enzo are having a mare |
Oh God, Gusto should be subbed NOW |
Godx:🤡🤡🤡 Is it only the first year you receive £1k daily? |
Midfield open like expressway |
Gusto is a very unserious player. Make I no talk my mind before Spambot catch me |
Godx:MassCom student. Will you not put the $1k in the same bank account that returns 5% yearly? Who mentioned daily? You won't go and educate yourself.
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swiz123:Be quiet, you prefer blowing 8 figures on Felix, Havertz and other wack players than a clear talent staring you in the face just because of Anglophobia |
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forgiveness:What is his percentage win record at Chelsea - the worst of any midfielder in over 30 years history Yet you opened your mouth to say he is the only one with winning mentality, someone with a 39% win record that we have never seen from any midfielder in our recent history No evidence anywhere. The evidence is he is the one who loses the most Nemanja Matic - 62% Kante - 56% Jorginho - 54% Mikel Obi - 60% Caicedo - 52% Kovacic - 50% Let's go back before Abramovic Dennis Wise - 41% Gustavo Poyet - 51% The Argentinian curse to our midfield - 39% You need to ask for forgiveness. Nonsense and ingredients
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swiz123:I think Spambot scans pictures now cos why did this response that shows you as the one chopping drilling get me banned?
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nateevs:Essugo is a very poor midfielder. Nobody should put hopes on him. Sporting don't let young midfielders go for less than £50m unless they are wack, and he is worse than Bakayoko and Ugochukwu |
Look at this moomoo Tosin |
Ola Aina pressing Cukuruku neck so far Super Eagles players said Aina is the fastest player in the Nigeria squad and you can see it against a very fast Cuku |
Cassie testimonies gon set Diddy free Which part of convicting Diddy includes cheating on your husband with him |
BlueRayDick:Diggaman kill am but na Hazardfan1 bury am with the Reemlord reveal |
zeez7:Caicedo is not in any conversation. He may have stats but his positioning as a DM is way below par. It is so bad, a nigga with 2 years injury (Lavia) walks into his position and immediately makes mockery of him |
@ semid4lyfe, please help me unblock my last post under Ibime moniker. Thanks |
monerozi5590:In the words of Jay Z, closed mouth don't get fed |
bemeruca:Raumdeuter forming outrage about it was the one vehemently defending Tinubus inability to hold flag, shaky hands and early onset of Parkinson, now acting like leaders hiding their health issues is a big outrage. Same Tinubu dey enter France steady for treatment every couple of months. I don't know where he developed sudden outrage from. Ronald Reagan did the same and heaven did not fall
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Konsa done kill me oh Both in FPL and real life |
James Kai |
You have a team United that have been beaten by every strong midfield they faced, yet you decide to weaken your midfield and give space to one of the strongest penetrating AMs in the league (Fernandes) who becomes useless when you choke him with a good DM Yet you leave your DM open. Maresca is a 🤡 |
Offside |
TemporaryHansel:I done get new fan ![]() |
OasisX:When all else has failed ![]() |
izzou:Deadline must be met I am dealing with the same issue right now, two issues in fact Smaller issue is I noticed an error of £470k revenue overstatement in our March accounts. That means our results for 2024/25 which auditors have indicated they see no issues with last week is overstated by £470k. So the results we will publish to the market in a few weeks is £470k overstated. Can I get away with it? YES. But it has affected our April result as we now carry that correction into April. I noticed the issue last Thursday but only informed my boss yesterday after I have tracked down all sources of error by line detail and can present a mitigation and an offset going forward so that we get back to budget within 1st quarter of 2025/26 2nd bigger issue is a £5m overstatement in our statutory accounts from 2021. It's a problem that was corrected in Cash, but not in Dividends before my time. We continued adjusting our Stats at a £5m variance to our accounting system each year since 2021 to reflect, but someone actually fixed it in the system in 2022 so the stats are now actually incorrect by £5m, and stats is what the market sees. The auditors have picked it up and noted that last year we said we would adjust our systems by £5m to reflect the statutory accounts (not knowing we already did that and continued to incorrectly add another £5m on the stats). But the system is actually correct, which means a restatement of our historic dividend in our Statutory accounts by £5m which is just embarrassing. So I will revise this year's dividend amount down by £5m to make stats match to system. This has been a final query from the auditors for 3 weeks and I am yet to respond despite knowing the problem within 2 days, but have to respond by tomorrow after rehearsing a good story. Thats all part of crisis management and communication. The game is the game. |
izzou:Crisis Management 101 at Exec level: 1st step - Can we get away with it NO - move to 2nd step 2nd step - Can we identify all centres and candidates affected YES - but will take 2 weeks - 2 weeks later, move to 3rd step 3rd step - Can we remark all papers affected by the random shuffling - MAYBE - will take 1 week to find out 1 week later. . . cannot remark the papers, move to 4th step 4th step - inform Minister of Education who now needs 1 week to position with Tinubu, including how to communicate to public and budget provision for resits 1 week later 5th step - Admit to public having completed all steps prior and having made provisions for resit at budgetary and operational level Na so 4 weeks take waka I have been in this position few times, the last thing you want to do is admit error without having the solution to hand. |