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zeez7:
Caicedo is in the conversation for the best midfielder in the league by a country mile this season
He tops every dm metric this season
The only reason grav is there is because he won the league
Can't say anything about rice because he didn't play as a dm this season

Caicedo is not in any conversation. He may have stats but his positioning as a DM is way below par. It is so bad, a nigga with 2 years injury (Lavia) walks into his position and immediately makes mockery of him

@ semid4lyfe, please help me unblock my last post under Ibime moniker. Thanks

monerozi5590:
Context...15 milla na luxury for me sha. Who go give me 15 milla for this thread? I will start mentioning names now.

I can't be seeing money left right and center and keep quiet. A close mouth is a close destiny

In the words of Jay Z, closed mouth don't get fed

bemeruca:
At least you admitted it. It was obvious to us it wasn't Biden that was running the country.

His decline was evident to us, which is why he was in his basement. At least the president is currently running the country, even if it's heading in the wrong direction; at least one person can be held accountable for that.

Raumdeuter forming outrage about it was the one vehemently defending Tinubus inability to hold flag, shaky hands and early onset of Parkinson, now acting like leaders hiding their health issues is a big outrage. Same Tinubu dey enter France steady for treatment every couple of months. I don't know where he developed sudden outrage from. Ronald Reagan did the same and heaven did not fall

Konsa done kill me oh

Both in FPL and real life

James Kai

You have a team United that have been beaten by every strong midfield they faced, yet you decide to weaken your midfield and give space to one of the strongest penetrating AMs in the league (Fernandes) who becomes useless when you choke him with a good DM

Yet you leave your DM open. Maresca is a 🤡

Offside

TemporaryHansel:
Ibime don buy market.

I done get new fan

OasisX:


.......6th Step: then resign your position.

When all else has failed

izzou:
[color=royalblue]He announced a result already. Something that was wrong and did not exist

If JAMB had delayed announcing the result, then I can understand you perfectly. If he had also announced the results and left that of the affected centres, fine

He announced a result for 379k candidates that did not exist.[/color]

Deadline must be met

I am dealing with the same issue right now, two issues in fact

Smaller issue is I noticed an error of £470k revenue overstatement in our March accounts. That means our results for 2024/25 which auditors have indicated they see no issues with last week is overstated by £470k. So the results we will publish to the market in a few weeks is £470k overstated. Can I get away with it? YES. But it has affected our April result as we now carry that correction into April. I noticed the issue last Thursday but only informed my boss yesterday after I have tracked down all sources of error by line detail and can present a mitigation and an offset going forward so that we get back to budget within 1st quarter of 2025/26

2nd bigger issue is a £5m overstatement in our statutory accounts from 2021. It's a problem that was corrected in Cash, but not in Dividends before my time. We continued adjusting our Stats at a £5m variance to our accounting system each year since 2021 to reflect, but someone actually fixed it in the system in 2022 so the stats are now actually incorrect by £5m, and stats is what the market sees. The auditors have picked it up and noted that last year we said we would adjust our systems by £5m to reflect the statutory accounts (not knowing we already did that and continued to incorrectly add another £5m on the stats). But the system is actually correct, which means a restatement of our historic dividend in our Statutory accounts by £5m which is just embarrassing. So I will revise this year's dividend amount down by £5m to make stats match to system. This has been a final query from the auditors for 3 weeks and I am yet to respond despite knowing the problem within 2 days, but have to respond by tomorrow after rehearsing a good story. Thats all part of crisis management and communication.

The game is the game.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]What is honest about knowing there was a glitch that affected 379k people since the 17th, and still lying about the results?

Ehn?

Honesty indeed.[/color]

Crisis Management 101 at Exec level:

1st step - Can we get away with it

NO - move to 2nd step

2nd step - Can we identify all centres and candidates affected

YES - but will take 2 weeks - 2 weeks later, move to 3rd step

3rd step - Can we remark all papers affected by the random shuffling - MAYBE - will take 1 week to find out

1 week later. . . cannot remark the papers, move to 4th step

4th step - inform Minister of Education who now needs 1 week to position with Tinubu, including how to communicate to public and budget provision for resits

1 week later

5th step - Admit to public having completed all steps prior and having made provisions for resit at budgetary and operational level

Na so 4 weeks take waka

I have been in this position few times, the last thing you want to do is admit error without having the solution to hand.

swiz123:
The bot has rightfully banned Ibime for quoting me with a lunaticc response, trying to justify Tinubu being an opposition despite occupying no political post during the period in question.

lol

This is why you are a MassCom student

You and your cohorts asked for evidence of Tinubu being criticised by Sowore when in opposition and evidence was presented, only to shift goalpost and claim he has never been in opposition because he didn't run for President

Why not ask for evidence of Brazil winning AFCON by the same logic

God1000:
One of the biggest aviation mysteries is the disappearance of malaysia Airlines Flight MH17

That's a different flight. This one was a clear cut case

Deadprezzis:
Gbam!

Find one thing you have a shot at becoming World Class at and become World Class at it or die trying.

I’d rather become a World Class Journalist than a mediocre Rocket Scientist

How many million people want become World Class journalist

If 100 people read Journalism, 5 go get Journalism job

If 100 people read Computer Science, 80 go get job

If 100 people read Medicine, 100 go get job

Just like training your child to be a footballer, you can't bank on certain things so it's elders responsibility to guide them toward certainty in life because life is no joke. Only God knows what pains the millions of failed rappers, footballers, Content creators are going through. . . and to a certain extent the failed Journalists and MassCom graduates

Sportsweb:
So has Declan Rice scored another fluke freekick?

When we said those were lucky and fluke, Dem think say na lamba

Did he take freekick against PSG, and na everyday dem dey score freekick?

Been watching that Dario Essugo and he looks awful, zero touch, zero decision making

Let me not type much to describe him before Spambot bans me again

Whoever has been signing off on DM signings for Chelsea needs to be fired. Probably the same bloke that signed Ugochukwu

Tor

You must respect VDM

He is a disciplined man and that shows in his physique

His ill-disciplined tongue is purposeful in order to gain social media following and it is working

He is in his own lane, not showing off, but was streaming from his humble abode for a long time, sometimes tackling social issues, sometimes shock-jocking, but you can't deny it has been effective

Emaprince:
No relegation this season

You also came last last season. See your mouth like no relegation after breaking Derby and Southampton records back to back

BlueRayDick:
The problem is u are an old man who was trained to believe STEM courses or the age long trio of Accountancy, Economics and Law are the only way to show one is serious with his or her life.

The fact the people whom u know that studied MASSCOM did so out of fear for those aforementioned STEM courses, Law and the likes has made u greatly prejudiced.

I like am like that. Before I employ you with art degree I need to see a prestigious uni on your CV so I can differentiate between those who studied arts by choice and those who studied arts because of laziness or lack of aptitude

There was one guy I did both primary and secondary school with. I have known him all my life and he never crossed class C or D to enter class B talkless of A, from primary to secondary. Today he is a high flying lawyer having knuckled down in his SS3 and University years. Another of my nigga who was near the bottom of the class (placed between 20th and 30th but never demoted to class B) is now an Anaesthesiologist in USA collecting good pepper. That shows that belief, determination and ambition are the most vital ingredients even in a "dull" student. There is no excuse for anyone with aptitude to be studying Masscomm except in abroad setting in a prestigious uni, then we will know it's by choice.

Do you know that even in England, the worst, most dull and most unambitious students in my time would scrape together one E at A Levels and go to Uni to study "Media studies" which is our version of MassCom here. We just saw them as time wasters who just want to enjoy student loan for 3 more years before facing the real world.

Melvyn11:
Leave story. They are well documented research. Shame I can only get a short excerpt.


https://imgur.com/DUDGdDG

https://imgur.com/s6wrixa

Leopards are scavengers, they will eat a dead gorilla or quickly seize a baby gorilla, they cannot face a full grown male of the smaller lowland gorilla, talkless of the much larger highland gorilla which is what we are discussing

WhoDeyHause:
Egbon A 5 year's old brain is still in it's infantile developmental stage still learning, something wey one person go shout at least half of them would start crying for mummy compared to a full grown adult, 100 cocks to one human is a more comparable scenario, casualties must dey especially the ones wey first put body but would the ape not tire out abi na Super Man Gorilla him be, strangulation, suffocation, collective rushing or punching of the gorilla compared to one or few hands, grabbing of him blockus though that one na God go save the unlucky victim head. There's more strength in numbers.
Mankind didn't become the dominant species on this planet by mistake.

A gorilla has more than 3 times the bone density of a human to start with, if you punch am for head na your bone go break.

If you try strangle am, your hand can't fit round it's neck and if it could, just pressing his chin on your arm would break it.

His bite force is 1,200 PSI, almost double that of a lion, any bone or head he bites is chicken bone to him

So you are left with tickling his balls, but in the voice of Aesop, WHO WILL BELL THE CAT?

Melvyn11:
The are well documented research of leopards hunting and killing Gorillas. A simple research would have spared you this misyarning.

Maybe Rivers men.

There is no instance of a leopard hunting a fully grown male gorilla. A leopard may seize a baby gorilla just like it would seize a baby lion, no mean say him and Papa Lion na mate.

Show me one piece of evidence.

Semid4lyfe, your bot done come again. Free me abeg

This Maresca is very stewpid

Comot one of the wingers or Enzo for KDH and shore up that midfield jor!

Caicedo needs to stop running with the ball. Just give it and drop back because preg.nant Enzo can't cover you when you run forward

Midfield done open

Semid4lyfe please free me and my last post from spambot

Burna finished work at his Manchester concert this night

2 hours non-stop electrifying performance with crowd singing every word and very professional stage performance with his Outsiders band

I overheard one middle aged white man saying that's the 2nd best performance he's ever seen in hundred of concerts after Eminem while pissing in the cubicle after

Can't imagine Davido or WizKid holding a stadium captive for 2 hours with hit after hit with live band and a non-auto tune microphone. They will just have DJ playing CD in background and missing most of the words to catch a breath while the CD fills in. Only few confirmed niggas like Burna, Asake and Adekunke Gold can put on a professional show in Naija music scene.

Burna is undoubtedly the GOAT of Naija music, his professionalism is out of this world. Shallipoppi was looking like a kid in school talent show contest when he came out, nigga could not even keep up his breath control, just missing so many spots.

Thazard:
I didn't watch the match please post the gif.

That would require me getting hands on the whole match since it won't be on highlights as it didn't lead to a goal or chance