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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:56pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
Receive your L and rest. You don't know what you are talking about. You brought fake calculation and was attributing 5% return of investment of 1k daily. Aba accountant
🤡🤡🤡 you don't even know the meaning of APR

You should just be quiet and stop exposing your low education and poverty status at this stage

Why would anyone invest $5m at 5% but cannot invest £1k daily at 5% APR (Annual Percentage Rate)?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:52pm On May 28, 2025
If I don't see James number for Gusto at the break, I will know Ireti is a curse
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:49pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
If you are given 1K daily how many years would it take you accumulate 5million. At this point it's obvious you are not really an accountant.
See the question you were asked, see your response, that's why you are a MassCom student

Everybody with education knows this a compound interest question over 30 years, but you could not help reveal your low education with village man calculations

Well I have given you the AI calculation, go and argue with Zuckerberg

raumdeuter:
I saw a question on Twitter

At age 20yrs, 5m at once or $1k per day for the next 30yrs
Godx:
Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:37pm On May 28, 2025
See Neto, 3 strikers dey box against two defenders, see wetin the clown do
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:35pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
Accept your L and rest please. It's obvious you don't know what you are talking about with your fake calculations. Go and read my initial post again.
Imagine this clown talking about L

You are the one who opened your halitosis mouth to say it will take 13 years of $1k daily to get to $5m, so you know the $1k daily is not for the first year alone but trying to cover your ignorance

If in doubt, go and read Raumdeuter post again, the one you responded to. 🤡🤡🤡

I have given you Meta AI calculation of Raumdeuters question, you dey argue with AI. Your father.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:27pm On May 28, 2025
Nah Gusto is having a mare

Caicedo and Enzo are having a mare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:22pm On May 28, 2025
Oh God, Gusto should be subbed NOW
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:20pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
So this is how you dazy guys here with fake calculation. 1k daily is 365,000 yearly. An investment of that amount with a 5% return will get you 18,250 per annum. 18,250 multiply by 30years is 547,000.
🤡🤡🤡 Is it only the first year you receive £1k daily?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:15pm On May 28, 2025
Midfield open like expressway
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:13pm On May 28, 2025
Gusto is a very unserious player. Make I no talk my mind before Spambot catch me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:02pm On May 28, 2025
Godx:
Why will I apply 5% to 1k per day. Where do people invest 1k and get 5% return daily ? Aba accountant.
MassCom student. Will you not put the $1k in the same bank account that returns 5% yearly? Who mentioned daily? You won't go and educate yourself.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:46pm On May 26, 2025
swiz123:
This club’s ambition is gone. I need to emotionally detach myself from this club for real.
Be quiet, you prefer blowing 8 figures on Felix, Havertz and other wack players than a clear talent staring you in the face just because of Anglophobia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:44pm On May 26, 2025
Realtord43:
Hugo Ekiti last 60 shots

https://x.com/tier_first/status/1927050109004460230?t=Z_EOjbV-kSDjfNT1d3roCg&s=19[/quote]He has 15 goals playing for a strong team in a weak league

Whereas Delap has 12 goals playing for a weak team in a strong league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:36pm On May 26, 2025
forgiveness:
Which win record?

His 6 goals and 8 assists should be swept into garbage, right?

We know he could have gotten more assists if not for those wasteful attackers.

Besides, place that player from Sporting Lisbon ahead of Enzo shows most of you don't know anything about football.
What is his percentage win record at Chelsea - the worst of any midfielder in over 30 years history

Yet you opened your mouth to say he is the only one with winning mentality, someone with a 39% win record that we have never seen from any midfielder in our recent history

No evidence anywhere. The evidence is he is the one who loses the most


Nemanja Matic - 62%
Kante - 56%
Jorginho - 54%
Mikel Obi - 60%
Caicedo - 52%
Kovacic - 50%

Let's go back before Abramovic

Dennis Wise - 41%
Gustavo Poyet - 51%
The Argentinian curse to our midfield - 39%

You need to ask for forgiveness. Nonsense and ingredients

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:00pm On May 25, 2025
swiz123:
This one don lose all him naija OT cheesy grin cheesy

Telling a fellow man “Hi”. You suppose chop drilling.
I think Spambot scans pictures now cos why did this response that shows you as the one chopping drilling get me banned?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:43pm On May 25, 2025
nateevs:
We need to proceed as though Lavia will continue to have fittness issues. A Caicedo, Essugo and Santos middle 3 is strong and combative defensively, but lacks dynamism, and experience offensively.
Essugo is a very poor midfielder. Nobody should put hopes on him. Sporting don't let young midfielders go for less than £50m unless they are wack, and he is worse than Bakayoko and Ugochukwu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 4:16pm On May 25, 2025
Look at this moomoo Tosin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 4:14pm On May 25, 2025
Ola Aina pressing Cukuruku neck so far

Super Eagles players said Aina is the fastest player in the Nigeria squad and you can see it against a very fast Cuku
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 11:58pm On May 20, 2025
Cassie testimonies gon set Diddy free

Which part of convicting Diddy includes cheating on your husband with him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 9:23pm On May 20, 2025
BlueRayDick:
The dolapo wey diggz use annihilate the funlord guy that year 🤤


The guy went into extinction afterwards
Diggaman kill am but na Hazardfan1 bury am with the Reemlord reveal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:14pm On May 20, 2025
zeez7:
Caicedo is in the conversation for the best midfielder in the league by a country mile this season
He tops every dm metric this season
The only reason grav is there is because he won the league
Can't say anything about rice because he didn't play as a dm this season
Caicedo is not in any conversation. He may have stats but his positioning as a DM is way below par. It is so bad, a nigga with 2 years injury (Lavia) walks into his position and immediately makes mockery of him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 7:24pm On May 20, 2025
@ semid4lyfe, please help me unblock my last post under Ibime moniker. Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 7:23pm On May 20, 2025
monerozi5590:
Context...15 milla na luxury for me sha. Who go give me 15 milla for this thread? I will start mentioning names now.

I can't be seeing money left right and center and keep quiet. A close mouth is a close destiny grin grin
In the words of Jay Z, closed mouth don't get fed
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 2:12am On May 19, 2025
bemeruca:
At least you admitted it. It was obvious to us it wasn't Biden that was running the country.

His decline was evident to us, which is why he was in his basement. At least the president is currently running the country, even if it's heading in the wrong direction; at least one person can be held accountable for that.
Raumdeuter forming outrage about it was the one vehemently defending Tinubus inability to hold flag, shaky hands and early onset of Parkinson, now acting like leaders hiding their health issues is a big outrage. Same Tinubu dey enter France steady for treatment every couple of months. I don't know where he developed sudden outrage from. Ronald Reagan did the same and heaven did not fall

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibeme: 8:49pm On May 16, 2025
Konsa done kill me oh

Both in FPL and real life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:40pm On May 16, 2025
James Kai
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:36pm On May 16, 2025
You have a team United that have been beaten by every strong midfield they faced, yet you decide to weaken your midfield and give space to one of the strongest penetrating AMs in the league (Fernandes) who becomes useless when you choke him with a good DM

Yet you leave your DM open. Maresca is a 🤡
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:33pm On May 16, 2025
Offside
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 8:19pm On May 15, 2025
TemporaryHansel:
Ibime don buy market. grin
I done get new fan grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 11:39am On May 15, 2025
OasisX:
grin

.......6th Step: then resign your position.
When all else has failed grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme: 11:26am On May 15, 2025
izzou:
[color=royalblue]He announced a result already. Something that was wrong and did not exist

If JAMB had delayed announcing the result, then I can understand you perfectly. If he had also announced the results and left that of the affected centres, fine

He announced a result for 379k candidates that did not exist.[/color]
Deadline must be met

I am dealing with the same issue right now, two issues in fact

Smaller issue is I noticed an error of £470k revenue overstatement in our March accounts. That means our results for 2024/25 which auditors have indicated they see no issues with last week is overstated by £470k. So the results we will publish to the market in a few weeks is £470k overstated. Can I get away with it? YES. But it has affected our April result as we now carry that correction into April. I noticed the issue last Thursday but only informed my boss yesterday after I have tracked down all sources of error by line detail and can present a mitigation and an offset going forward so that we get back to budget within 1st quarter of 2025/26

2nd bigger issue is a £5m overstatement in our statutory accounts from 2021. It's a problem that was corrected in Cash, but not in Dividends before my time. We continued adjusting our Stats at a £5m variance to our accounting system each year since 2021 to reflect, but someone actually fixed it in the system in 2022 so the stats are now actually incorrect by £5m, and stats is what the market sees. The auditors have picked it up and noted that last year we said we would adjust our systems by £5m to reflect the statutory accounts (not knowing we already did that and continued to incorrectly add another £5m on the stats). But the system is actually correct, which means a restatement of our historic dividend in our Statutory accounts by £5m which is just embarrassing. So I will revise this year's dividend amount down by £5m to make stats match to system. This has been a final query from the auditors for 3 weeks and I am yet to respond despite knowing the problem within 2 days, but have to respond by tomorrow after rehearsing a good story. Thats all part of crisis management and communication.

The game is the game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibeme:
izzou:
[color=royalblue]What is honest about knowing there was a glitch that affected 379k people since the 17th, and still lying about the results?

Ehn?

Honesty indeed.[/color]
Crisis Management 101 at Exec level:

1st step - Can we get away with it

NO - move to 2nd step

2nd step - Can we identify all centres and candidates affected

YES - but will take 2 weeks - 2 weeks later, move to 3rd step

3rd step - Can we remark all papers affected by the random shuffling - MAYBE - will take 1 week to find out

1 week later. . . cannot remark the papers, move to 4th step

4th step - inform Minister of Education who now needs 1 week to position with Tinubu, including how to communicate to public and budget provision for resits

1 week later

5th step - Admit to public having completed all steps prior and having made provisions for resit at budgetary and operational level

Na so 4 weeks take waka

I have been in this position few times, the last thing you want to do is admit error without having the solution to hand.

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