Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA

Education Student :” Out Of Course”

Art Student: ”No Way”

Commerce Student: ”Cannot Be Proved”

but…..Science Student: Its simple solution as we know,

Pressure(P)= Force/Area, i.e P = F/A∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅

(i)Now ,according to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A),i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅
(ii)From equation,

(i) and (ii)PA = MA

Squaring both sides(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA


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11.Knowing fully well that someone’s least admirable characteristics and still love and support them.

12.Celebrate the wins and be there to support the losses. Keep his/her word and acknowledge it when you don’t.

13.A true friend is someone you feel as comfortable with as you do when you are by yourself. No illusions, no holding back.

14.Be genuinely happy when they get, receive, or achieve something you truly desire.




The Idea is Universal!.

So, Feel free to Add what a TRUE FRIEND is to YOU.



Cheers!!!.

And Everybody (almost) knows Idea about universal thing is like a moving Train, it keeps moving! - ibez007

With this in mind, I recently asked on Facebook, “What does it mean to be a true friend?”


I only able to compiled some of the ideas that resonated strongly with me (some of them paraphrased or slightly altered for ease of reading).


Here’s what I actually can gather:


1. Always be there, even in silence.

2. Be kind and listen; Be fun and light. Be serious when needed, love extensively, and forgive always.

3.Don’t be scared to tell each other the truth,no matter how difficult it may be.

4. Guide each other in times of need with your honest opinions.

5.A true friend is someone who always listens and is genuinely interested in the good and bad, and someone who calls or writes just to say HELLO.

6. Be loyal in confidence and character, always open and inviting to share concerns, always honest even if you disagree.

7. A true friend tries his|her best to cheer you up when you are upset and makes you feel special

8.Will be who they truly are, be that vulnerable, and provide the other person the space, safety and choice to do the same.

9.Share the truth in their hearts, without the fear of misunderstandings.

10.A true friend always supports the person but doesn't feel compelled to support the situation. A true friend knows how and when to say the firm, “NO.”

Anyhow!!.




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These are mere hooligans, street urchins and homeless vagabonds from Bello's hometown.


Who in his right senses would love the pain Bello is unleashing on our parents back home? My dad is a pensioner and he hasn't been paid a dime since January.


If Governor Bello is so unfortunate to have a responsible FATHER, he should at least be sensible enough to respect his elders. My mom has been practically subjected to undue and useless ineffectual screenings amidst unpaid salaries and allowances. Its now screening on a weekly basis without pay!

Whoever applauds Governor Bello over this wickedness will never know PEACE.

I simply laughed when these ediots came up with nonsensical birthday photos. I mean who does that?! Why should you be throwing big parties in the midst of hardship with 4 wives?

Two of of dad's tenants (civil servant) have been unable to pay house rent since the past 1 year. As a matter of fact, my dad who is supposed to be relaxing and resting is currently feeding his tenants out of good will. The situation is that bad!! They can't even pay light bill anymore!


I use this platform to dare Governor Bello of Kogi state, if he's man enough, I challenge him to invite me to his office and I would speak these words to his face fearlessly. He is wicked, good for nothing, heartless and useless.

Kogi is just an unfortunate place to live in! May Audu as well never know peace in his grave. As regards these homeless urchins, their ineffectual destinies have been tied to N5k per protest so I would be so stup!d to have my agitations directed at them. They were born to protest for 5k.

Eyah!!!.

And We are in 1/4 of this shits!...


Oluwa nibo loju E Wa?!!.

But, Why always no4 naw?!...

In this Change era!.

Imagine you wake up one morning only to find out that;


1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre


2. NEPA bill is N30 per month

3. Super Eagles won the Coming World Cup

4. I ibez007 was chosen as moderator HERE on Nairaland

5. Kano Pillars just signed Lionel CR7

6. Niger Delta is the new Capital of Nigeria

7. Nigerian Singer Smalldoctor wins a Grammy award

8. Saraki is a gate-man in one the of kwara motor parks

9. Shekau becomes Minister of defence, fighting against terrorism!


10. D'banj signs Music Singer Justin Beiber





Which one of the above will surprise you most?

Imagine you wake up one morning only to find out that;


1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre


2. NEPA bill is N30 per month

3. Super Eagles won the Coming World Cup

4. I ibez007 was chosen as moderator HERE on Nairaland

5. Kano Pillars just signed Lionel CR7

6. Niger Delta is the new Capital of Nigeria

7. Nigerian Singer Smalldoctor wins a Grammy award

8. Saraki is a gate-man in one the of kwara motor parks

9. Shekau becomes Minister of defence, fighting against terrorism!


10. D'banj signs Music Singer Justin Beiber





Which one of the above will surprise you most?

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How to Initiate Sex/Kiss With a New Girl.

I said I won't post any technique again, but my clients on Whatsapp begged me to post this one for more nice guys to see.

This is a fail proof way of initiating sex with a new girl either in public or in your room.

This guide is not for bad boys because they already know how to do it any day and any where. For nice guys, this is how to prime a girl for sex. Don't ever be intimidated. You can be nervous or shy, but don't worry. JUST DO IT MOTHERFÚKER or you'll regret not doing it. You can never regret doing it. Do you want her to do it for you? It can never happen. Some women have self-respect and if they initiate it, it'll make them look cheap and desperate. No woman wants to be considered cheap or desperate and no man wants a cheap and desperate girl.

iLegend's KISS TEXT

Don't EVER ask CAN I KISS YOU? She'll definitely say NO, but deep down she wants you to kiss her.

1. Tell her you want to whisper a secret to her ears and she should never tell any one (she'll be very curious), then lean and whisper some inaudible gibberish to her left ears while closely facing her. Speak inaudibly in tongues while making sure you breathe subtle hot/warm airs into her ears as you speak. (To some, it'll be ticklish, but to most, it'll arouse them).

The first day a lady did this to me I almost raped her cuz her warm breath was solving some romantic mathematics in my ear. I didn't know she was using a technique on me. She did it 3 time in a roll while saying some inaudible nonsense and I kept asking her to repeat herself, because I couldn't hear her properly and she'll even make it worse this time around. It felt good. Till today she hasn't told me what secret she wanted to tell me.

Analysis of step 1.

The word secret activates her hormones to respond to whatever bodily contact you want to make.

When you alter the inaudible sounds and lean back she'll ask you to repeat yourself, then you accuse her of being a member of Buhari's family. While facing her, order her to lean towards you so you will tell her clearly, and she'll oblige, but this time, launch a fast and arrogant kiss on her and use your two hands to hold her head/face so she won't pull away. Then, stop and warn her not to try that nonsense again in her life with a serious face. Tell her you'll report to the police for molesting you. After the serious face she'll be dumbfounded and surprised, then you burst into smiles/laughter and make fun of her for being a bad kisser. (I used the word 'arrogan't instead of 'confident' for a reason and I won't tell you).

Now, it's time to change the topic and reiterate to a fun topic you guys were discussing some days ago or some minutes or hours ago.

If she tries to talk or warn you about what just happened; accuse her again. Warn her the more. Make it fun/hilarious this time around. Honestly, if she warns you or hits you it means you're a weak man — I'm serious. No woman can EVER do that to a bad boy. We all have a reputation. If your reputation is an obstacle, then you're the cause.

Start talking nonsexual topics. Take her minds aways from what just happened between the two of you.

If you're a new baddo, you can gauge her level of interest from how she responded to the forced kiss test.

This is not for everyone. I use it all the time and it works all the time. No single F9 on my side. I do it in seconds. It takes me less than 40 seconds to do the kissing.

After the kiss test I act as if I'm not interested in any thing sexual with her, but I know the kiss incident will be in her head and she'll want me to continue into the real deal, but I won't. It's time for my shakara. I'll bring in some boring topics and she'd get bored and would prefer to fúck than talk.

As I said earlier, it's not for everyone. Some imbeciles who haven't tried this will say it won't work or you'll get slapped. Please ignore them. They're men of little faith. I know you ain't one of them.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep Safe.

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