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JeromeBlack:
Just finished watching Super Broly. I enjoyed it too!! I had to download it twice. I first downloaded the english version then I had to then download the japanese version with subtitles. I hate English dub with a passion.


All the memories. The last time I watched Dragon Ball anything was about 15 years ago. Damn!! I'm getting old.

I remembered Trunk and Goten fusion in the anime when Goku and Vegeta did it in the movie.









7/10.

Beorn:
You dey use jazz from Peckham, London.

JeromeBlack:
How is that even possible? 90% of my cinema experiences in nigeria have been with noise makers.

That 10% is a result of me intentionally going when the cinema is half empty.

Beorn:
Come to Naija cinemas and see young adults that won't shut up.

JeromeBlack:
All noisemakers should be booted out!


By the way, I have just downloaded dragon ball super broly because of you.

It better be good!

JeromeBlack:
5 types of rude Nigerians in the cinema


I had the worst time watching Alita the battle angel today.

I dont know why Nigerians cannot keep quiet in the cinema hall.


1) The commenters- there were some idiots that were just analysing the movie in the cinema hall as if that is their day job. Very razz set of people with no manners. The worst was that they were mixing yoruba and english....so it was clear that they were very local. Alexistaiwo knows what I mean.


2) The unsupervised kids
Why would parents/teachers leave kids between ages (6-14) unsupervised in the cinema hall? These kids are so noisy. Worse is that the movie is rated above some of their ages. I also worry for our youth as clearly the teachers/parents have refused to teach them manners (cinema etiquette)


3) The Perambulators (aka wakabout/walk-abouts)
You would think that its is only children that roam about cinema halls but no, the adults roam too. Some go to buy food, urinate, receive calls and even usher in new friends into the cinema halls. Adults should know how to clear their schedule and urinate ahead of the movie time, so that they dont have to roam about when the movie has started. Children must be supervised/warned so that they dont roam.

In addition to roaming, some aSSsholes use their phone torchlights to blind those watching the movie.


4) The gisters
These are people who come with their friends or partners to gist during the movie. They are more interested in discussing with their partners than watching the movie. There are three types;

a) The romancing couple- rather than going to a hotel to have sex and bedroom talk, they will be gisting about their personal lives through what is happening in the movie.

b) The aSSshole group of friends usually guys who are part of the "lad culture". They want to show each other how cool they are to each other. They are usually commenters who try to show off their knowledge of film trivia of the film that is playing in the cinema hall

c) The work/play/church/school group these are usually work colleagues or church friends etc who come as a group and want everyone to notice their group.


5) The phone browsers
These are the ones that are not even interested in the movie. They are either there to waste time or maybe their ticket was paid for by another person. These people fail to realise how annoying the brightness of their phone is to others in a dark cinema hall. These people will browse throughout the movie. They are usually women for some reason unknown to me.



Please, can we stop these rude behaviours? I had to embarrass a couple today because I just could not take it. I told them to shut up and watch the film because everyone else paid the same money for their tickets. They shut up and kept quiet throughout the movie