₦airaland Forum

IamPlato:
Thank You Miss

Just bought a copy of your book dear

I feel bad for all the genuinely good, harmless, unproblematic guys who may have to be told something this hurtful and extreme all because Nigeria is a cesspool of pedopphiles and sexual predators in general

chic2pimp:
Oya confess who made the Asaro?

Lmao I quoted the wrong person yesterday.
This comment was meant for you. I’m getting old

https://www.nairaland.com/4883651/priyanka-chopra-nick-jonas-wedding/2#73551550

But for real though, I beg your pardon

Rextizzle:
Bad Belle kee you there, no wonder your life is miserable.

If you want to talk to me just say so this guy

IamPlato:
have you seen my book

Hey dear not yet dear, but I will

fredoooooo:
Hope you add palmoil to the Asaro
Ibkayee chief cook abi na chief kuku , how are you dear ? ... hope you're taking a very good care of my brother Chic2pimp?
What God has join together let no man put asunder , anybody wey try to put asunder na me go personally send sango oko iya to the person ..

Lol how’re you dear, I’m great thanks. Of course I’m looking after him

Lol the caption is funny though

CaptainMitch:
Yes only Lefu and Uyai from Nairaland wished me a happy birthday, it was November 8th.

Ayyy how could I forget, Happy Belated Birthday

SkinnyNigga:
the children are there to spice it up.. that's their job I guess..

Children don’t ‘spice’ marriages up lol

SkinnyNigga:
hahaha. you are scared of life time commitment..

I genuinely am, what if we get bored of each other

SkinnyNigga:
yes . you like it that way?

Lol it doesn’t sound worth it please

SkinnyNigga:
till death do us part

That’s it?

SkinnyNigga:
lets get married too.. you might be older, but age doesn't matter

What do I get out of the marriage?

ShamsBarack:
Oh... Have seen your answer.

How are they a mismatch?

I love the idea of the both of them together though.

Lol maybe it’s because I grew up watching him on Disney, I can’t even explain it

ShamsBarack:
What is confusing about it?

I beg your pardon

jaxxy:
I’m lost also. How did this happen?? His father is a pastor, she’s Hindu and probably older also.

Lol not even their religion, she’s approx 10 years older but that’s not even what confuses me. They just seem like such a...mismatch

Lol I’m still confused by this union. Wish them the best though

jesutakewe:
Based on this your list na'im be say them cheat us. Why them dey always cheat us? why dem nor just fit give us our first position for once?

Seeing that Nigeria wasnt #1 is what prompted me to click the link to check the methodology used

Worth noting that this list is based on expert opinion, not actual stats but it’s not like it would be much different if it were

Cannicus:
You swapped programming for networking?



The Chloe O'Brian type na

Nah, some basic networking is involved but it’s still primarily programming. Ethernet as per just connecting with other devices and getting on the internet lol

Lool

cutiereborn:
See temptation this early morning.
I want please

Haha take

AHCB:
now this reads like someone working for CTU.

Whichever CTU you mean, lol nah

Laptop, KVM switch, ethernet cable

sammyfrosh:
You're Killin me ah swear. Guten Appetit

Thanks