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Number 2 is the story of my school life

Thegamingorca:
that's the equivalent of the bottom part of a pot of soup.

The bottom part is always sweetest


Why are you noticing them like they are anomalies...have you ever licked tea phlegm b4

Or dipped bread in tea

Lool it's not even the fact that they're eating the crumbs, that's standard, it's the method of accessing them

Saff:
looooool I can’t I actually cant. The tin has finished they’re still putting crumbs in their mouth.

Nigerians are so funny man, they have no ounce of shame. The other day on the train one older Nigerian woman was on the phone shouting so loud, telling bukola to put the rice in the fridge. Nigerians are shameless everywhere Lool.

Lmao

Saff:
I can’t rate you if you’re eating chin chin/crisp on the road side. Big man like you

Lmao have you seen when Nigerians are almost finished with a crisp packet, or some kind of snack in a plastic or foil packet, tilt and/or shake the packet so the crumb remnants fall to the corner and then flick it and pour it into their mouth? Or is it just me who pays attention to it?

Gosh

Maket:
God, please add the remaining years he is to spend before cutting it short to Mine. Thank you God because I see no reason that could justify this act.

You don't know what people are going through internally

RIP Anthony

adedayoa2:
that's Kibatii Bankole, she's a sport analyst.

Oh I see, thanks dear

dopeJemi:
What na

You can’t spare small 5 seconds to snap before you dive in

dopeJemi:
I have not been taking pictures of my food since because of long throat, lemme not lie. Sometimes I eat it directly from the pot sef, as e dey hot. Before I will now look for my phone, open camera, look for a good angle, take a good shot, Hunger go Don make me drop dead. E dey tire me jare

Smh

DonPiiko:
Random thought, can you change a cars tyre??

Lol I’ve never tried and can’t see myself trying either tbh, only thing I know about cars is how to drive them

Lol I giggled throughout, funny list

DonPiiko:
Kel looks more like this Nairalander, look properly SapphirePRINCEX

I see the resemblance, pretty girl

Sleekydee:
Not at all...

They look alike, or is it just me?

DonPiiko:
If its Kel the rapper, no that's not her.

Yeah I meant the rapper, looks like her. Let me put on my glasses jare

Isn’t that Kel?

Nigerians do the weirdest ‘photo shoots’

Diickrider:
Lizard salad

You’ve come again, lool

pocohantas:
Are you serious? Oya drop her WhatsApp number?

Why do I have a feeling some resident yahoo boys are going to search those names on Facebook?

Lol I swear. Oya check your mail

Lool! I wouldn’t be surprised

She looks like one of my sisters

Archer season 9

ImaIma1:
You should try out the word "No" sometimes. Are you supposed to be scanning around if you have a relationship you are satisfied with?

Anyone that comes you follow as if you don't have direction.

My advice...marry three of them plus the ones you will meet soon.

I’d advise the same

My dad is a wonderful man. Hardest working person I know, one of most patient and genuine people I know, kind, intelligent, successful, helpful and I’m not just saying this because he’s my dad. But urm yeah, all those aspects please lol

ClassicMcGee:
Thanks,
About google,trust me there are so many conflicting opinions esp on quora. And i end up being more confused than i was before asking my question. And there are some pretty cool answers too but you wouldn't even get to interact with 'em.

Depends what you want

Java fx and swing - for writing desktop applications. Swing is older/more ‘mature’, Javafx is meant to be replacing it so similar but with newer features.

Android - mobile

ClassicMcGee

Check out the thenewboston on YouTube, he has java tutorials that are straightforward and quite entertaining (in my opinion anyway lol), his way of teaching makes learning fun. I’m a visual learner so these type of tutorials help me a lot

I stopped at ‘stretch marks’, lmao I’m tired

ClassicMcGee:


Thanks, seems i'm breaking the speed limit. Ok,slow and steady does it,aiight..

Is there a particular sequence to learn those you said(object creation,pseudocodes etc.)?

Maybe you should help me with the psuedocode, and what's pseudocope please?


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Pseudocode is like an informal, readable, ‘draft’ way of writing algorithms/programming. You don’t have to use standard syntax basically, you’d use it to plan out a program you’ll eventually write in whatever programming language you want it in for example. Trust me, google will explain some of these things a lot better

ClassicMcGee:
I'm stuck again!
it's really hard making decisions as a beginner.
i want to make a quiz app, which technology should i learn JAVAFX,SWING OR ANDROID?

Hey, you’d probably be better off searching google, there will be a lot of informed opinions out there

ClassicMcGee:
Is [url="http://curiouscat.me/manjuuu]this your website?[/url] <===

Lol it's a blank page?

ClassicMcGee:
That's one common thing with pros,they started at a young age. And they'd always achieve a great feat. What projects did you do as a beginner? I'm out of ideas.

I started with basic website designs, nothing special but I enjoyed it

ClassicMcGee:
And you're not a pro Haha, surely you know HTML5 and CSS3 too, maybe a bit of javascript. What's your secret?

Yeah I'm not bad at HTML and CSS

Don't really know javascript that well

I've been dabbling in some of these languages from a young age, lol trust me I'm not a pro but I can get by

cassidy1996:
Thanks dear! am gonna try, I will send you some

Yes please