₦airaland Forum

Yungwizzzy:
How are mine supposed to know when it's just a drawing?

bring the animals in real life and I'll weigh them simple!!

husseinjnr:
Let A= Rabbit
B= Cat
C = dog

From Figure above, in simple analysis

A + B = 10kg -----------equation 1

A + C = 20kg -----------equation 2

B + C = 24 kg ---------- equation 3


From equation 2,
A= 20- C

From equation 3

B= 24- C

Substitute A and B into equation 1

20-C + 24-C =10

44-2C = 10

-2C= 10-44

-2C = -34

C= 34/2

C= 17

Substitute C into equation 2

A+ 17 = 20
A= 3

Substitute C into equation 3

B+17 = 24

B= 7

Therefore

A= 3, B= 7, C= 17

Total weight is 3+7+17 = 27

Rabbit= 3kg

Cat = 7kg

Dog = 17kg

plappville:
[size=16PT]Refared to FALSE PROPHET MUHAMMED[/size]

Eluwilussit:
While I have never believed that anyone will ever Islamize nigeria, there's no denying that buhari said all the things he is accused of. They were carried in our national dailies. He never denied them then, why now?

I don't expect him to own up on any of the allegations but was there any time Buhari condemned the Boko Haram? Has he not always blamed the south and the Govetnment for being responsible for the insurgency?

We have heard you general. We forgive your past wickedness but don't try to fool Christians by going from church to church. When we were massacred in the past, you didn't say anything. When a few Fulani herdsmen were killed in the west, you led a high powered delegation to the west to demand for answers.

General Buhari, you are a hypocrite. You hate the south. Why did you cancel the Lagos Metro Rail project? We seem to forget that Lagos was the capital of Nigeria then, so the Metro Rail was for the benefit of all nigerians and not the SW only. I hate double standards. Goodluck may never be the best but Buhari is nothing near an alternative. A clueless Jona is better than a 72 year old grandpa who is suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disoder(NPD). For those who may not know, NPD is a mental disease common to most tyrants and some individuals. They have a false belief that they are entitled to special privileges and that the rules of society apply to everyone else but not to them.

Buhari's case of NPD is chronic. Since 1961, he has been enjoying the quota system while the rest of the people have to work their tails off to survive. Someone please tell the old man to go home and rest, and give the youth a chance. We can't reward every coup plotter with the presidency.

I crave change but what APC has to offer is like running away from home because you are angry with your wife, to a harlot. That's not change.

babyosisi:

Onye kpo nkita bia churchi

He will soon wear cassock and start serving mass
Small time e go open mouth receive holy communion all in the name of trying to appear tolerant

Longeria:
Under Jonathan and Sambo, Nigeria economy became the biggest in Africa, 26 in the world and third fastest growing in the world. Our agriculture is booming etc.

Onyiridike:
Obasanjo has suddenly become God Almighty who gives power.

If it were PDP candidate (GEJ) that he endorsed, the e-diots here would have tagged him a corrupt old man who is no longer relevant in today's politics.

I thought OBJ has promised that he would never speak till after election?

Obviously, once a corrupt man in PDP cross-carpets to APC, he automatically becomes a holy man.

If you can insult GEJ, you have become an agent of change and a progressive.

I ask: "what sort of change and in what direction?".

mustymatic:
WE NIGERIANS MUST VOTE RIGHTLY IN 2015
If SOMEONE is
J= Just
O= On
N= Negative
A= Assignments
T= To
H= Harm
A=All
N= Nigerians

THEN we must also find someone who will
B= Bring
U= Us
H= Hope
A= And
R= Remove
I= Incompetence
CHANGE IN 2015....

Toonboard:
Watch and see. No long talk. Whether u like it or not Jega is going..... GEJ till 2019

Bizinton:
March 28 is the day, I mean Buhari's date with history. You think this election is between Jonathan and Buhari? No, it is not! It is between Jonathan and Millions of downtrodden and genuinely shoeless Nigeria masses. Enough of clueless, confused and corrupt leaders in Nigeria.

Jennynkk:
Buhari is in a mess.

#Marchddownbuhari

annibro:
MARCH OVER, A NEW DISCOVERY.
WILL HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF?
The moment I heard dat the General Election was postponed till march 28th 2015, I took a swift action into history & gladly discovered dat dis postponement is an Aural of Divinity. March is very significant in the political History of the world. President F.Kennedy of US, an opposition candidate won Presidential election in March 1968. Former Zimbabwe prime minister, Morgan Tsvangirai lost an election to an opposition presidential candidate, Robert Mugabe in the month of March. I also glanced through ukraine history and saw how a ruling party lost presidential election in march 2003. March is always a good time to march over and take control. It is the best time 4 an opposition party to march over and win election. Buhari is fully ready to march over. Please join the marching Team today.

Let's 'March' Buhari 2 Aso Rock #GeneralMarch4Buhari (GMB)

DickDastardly:
Senseless talk from a Senseless Mallam

Beesluv:
INEC has failed the nation. This is rubbish.

They spoilt many people's plans
Some have travelled
Some planned their leave for February cos of
election
Some refused to stock their shop for fear of
unseen
Some rescheduled their wedding date has failed the nation

baybeeboi:
I don't make Jokes.......
I just watch at APC and report funny facts.
Btw.....where is Amaechi?
Patiently waiting for Him to protest.
GEJ till..................

ifuckedJudith:
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam



Gej till 2019


If this thread no make front page make i die

enomakos:
see comments

where did they say they want to defeat boko haram in 6 weeks?

Purehuman:
Day 1: Nigerian Troops bomb sambisa forest to see only cows.

Buhari a suspect!

GEJ till 2019

watchman111:
no Sir,if bokoharam can be stopped in six weeks,then it is evident that PDP are funding bokoharam and intend to use it as campaign strategy.

appini:
What I understood about the security reports was that there are ongoing operations in the northeast which will reduce the strength of the military during the elections.

They never said they want to crush Boko Haram within six weeks.

amanda2013:
Make i kuku register my presence sha. Jonathan has done his worst he should expect my own worst come march 28. Do me i do you. . . . .

cutierashy:
MARCH4BUHARI

PDPwayoo:
As if the military is providing security before now. ... the fed govt. should have applied for UN/AU troops for more cover; chad and niger soldiers r already liberating Nigeria towns.
what else from the incompetent soldiers of an incompetent president.

koikoi2:
Just listen to urself and tell me how foolish u are.

How can u compare election in one state to an election in 36 states of d federation?

Ur plans will not work. U want soldiers to abandon d front to come and protect election materials?

So dat boko haram will throw bombs to kill innocent ppl and then u and ur mumu Buhari, Amaechi will say Jonathan is clueless?

Know it from now, no election until boko haram is eradicated completely.


Who is clueless now? GEJ or Buhari?

cytochromeC:
This is the only thing you could pick from the article

@topic, I like what I just read. As far as I am concerned the reason the security agencies gave for postponement of the elections is not coming with good intentions. Why would they mount pressure on Jega and threaten not to be available for what they are required to do. Is it now they realise insurgency requires full concentration? Are all the soldiers, policemen and so on in the north east fighting boko haram? Why are they now thinking along this line just a week to the election.

PVC issues, I can relate with, but this? Total bullshit. .

I support the call for their resignation too. Bunch of clueless people!

jejemanito:
When he declared GEJ winner in 2011 why didn't you call him an islamist?

Clown!

clevvermind:
let everybody shout Jonathan till 2019.

ogene007:
Stop shedding crocodile tears. GEJ till 2019.

elohorayodele:
If 35% of the electorate never collect PVC which kind election INEC wan come do.

PUSH1:
The independent national electoral commission is not Independent under president Good luck Jonathan. It has been compromised by the gej government under pdp. Change is a must. It is now that you want to tackle insurgence for just 6 weeks. What have you been doing the whole of last year. bunch of fools.