₦airaland Forum

Brimmie:
But there's no light na!

uupgrade:
U haven't seen anything yet. Traitor. Apc Supporting another Northern Cow.
SAI Jonathan. I dedicate all the likes i have gotten today to all the good nairalanders.

theV0ice:
Boko haram that they couldn't dislodge in 3 years, they want to do in 6 weeks?

What happens if they don't finish BH in 6 weeks? They'll postpone again?

shadowgwalker:
the first paragraph makes me think you're oGAYchee!!is the anusial region for analsex in the first place?I thought it's for blasting out sh!!t

o.k, I don finally read am for number 2

how many guy's yarnshes have you opened to see hairs?are you an American researcher?

engllishmart:
God totally punish you and your generation you inconsequential idi0t! Bastard son of a cursed f00l. Just pray I don't set my eyes on you cos I will just strangle you by the neck to death while I look into ur cold eyes and watch as life departs from you as you plead for mercy!

jhidey08:
Very Disgusting.
Meanwhile, When a student fails in a class, he is asked to repeat d class. Since GEJ has failed in his first tenure, let him repeat too na

mk45:
Only a BASTARD from SOUTH SOUTH and SOUTH EAST would vote APC or FAILBUHARI.

bunmioguns:
NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON MONDAY FEBRUARY 16TH, 2015.

"Jega declares Gen. Buhari elected with 26.4 million votes"PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD.

"Gen. Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" Doyin Okupe ) - PUNCH.

"APC in a historic victory!". "Ayo Fayose flees to Ghana begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS.

"This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading
to court" (Gov. Jang) - THE NATION.

"South South boils as INEC declares Gen. Buhari winner. Edwin Clark urges restraints and peace" - DAILY INDEPENDENT.

"APC wins Aso Rock again, 70 senate seats and 65% of Reps. We are studying the results (Gov. Akpabio)" - SUN
NEWSPAPER.

"How Jega rigged the polls for Gen. Buhari ." - SAHARA REPORTERS.

All we saying "May God Almighty grant us this Wish"

smarthG:
Umbrella stands for a UNITED HOME (one Nigeria) and without a home broom is useless so Umbrella first, broom will only be useful to mentain the umbrella.

APC may win only in Lag but in any other state

TRUTH IS BITTER
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Not Bad?

1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo refused to sign and you join then in saying that Goodluck is bad.

2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they say he is bad.

3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.

4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other pasts leader ignored and you say that Goodluck is bad.

5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet you say Goodluck is bad.

6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the North to improve learning and knowledge and increase the Jambites admission rate, yet you say that Goodluck is bad.

7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern abandoned street children and those deprived of education by their own people and you say Goodluck is bad.

8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And successfully privatized the sector which many analyst believed is the best way to go and you joined them say that Goodluck is bad.

9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing and you say that he is a bad President.

10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people being roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our God given President is not performing.

11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every zone have International airport and you say Goodluck is bad.

12] This administration has employed more people in their 5years in office than any other in the history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad.

Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will perform magic, which he could not do when he was in his 40s, if you vote him?

What else do they want from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

Share if you agree that President Goodluck Jonathan deserves re-election to continue the good works.

eminent007:
You must be as backward as your certificate-less, debate boycotting general if you still use broom to clean your house.
Go get a vacuum cleaner my guy.
A broom has so many fucking substitutes.
Give me an umbrella substitute.
Talk of unity: can two use the same umbrella at once they be agreed? You can't share. Broom with someone else until you are done with it.
Guy make I leave you with your pea-size-brain general of cattle rearers.

Yungwizzzy:
Broom ofcus!!!!!

You don't need 'umbrera' everytime but you can't live a day with using a broom

both the rich and the poor need broom to sweep out dirt (PDP/Corruption)

and remember before the white man brought umbrera our father's have been using broom

should we talk about the source of broom? The palm tree

The palm tree is believed to be the most economical plant in the world!! in terms of various things that is produced from it -like my lovely palm wine, red oil etc


And finally broom represents UNITY!!!!!!

Nigerians are united in this course of Change


come feBUHARI14 you will see what exactly I've been trying to explain!!


So tell me bout umbrera

pupsyd:
Broom? 4k broom! broom is now useless...now we us vacuum cleaners to clean the floor. but UMBRELLA is forever useful...u use it either in the rain or in the sun. infact, it is useful for the both season!......in conclusion, APC is as useless as BROOM! while PDP is as important as UMBRELLA!!!!

joeyekembele:
The major problem of Nigeria is the north. This may sound unreasonable to some readers here. Though, taking a walk through world history, the north is associated with crisis, violence, and what have you. But in Nigeria, it is one of no kind. No wonder, the northern region will forever be backward. I am not in anyway surprised by their action of sweeping off the ground at the departure of the presidential campaign train of GEJ. It is not all about a change of political party, but the change of an infidel leader they clamour for. These people believe it is islamically wrong for a non Muslim to lead the Muslim nation hence they count on Nigeria being a member of organisation of Islamic Countries. I draw your attention to when the late Christian governor of Kaduna state died in a plane crash. Celebrations were openly held in Kaduna state by the Hausa Muslims. In Zaria, it was on the street. What a people? I pity the uninformed southerners that are blindly and unthoughtfully queueing behind this same people to make their dream come true. By the Hausa and the Northerner calculations, they are the leaders and we are the led. We claim they are not well enlightened and educated, but we stupidly queue behind them with our education when it comes to leadership, policy making and implementation, agitation and priorities. What then is the value of the education? Think wisely and do the needful. GEJ till Northerners understand that Nigeria is for all Nigerians.

LordMecuzy:
Who said the SouthEast won't vote for Buhari.
Broda e go shock ppl here on feb14.
Forget Nairaland propaganda.
I'm from SouthEast and Buhari is my Man

Blanc8:
funny looking large nose.

papawemba:
*in Phyno's voice* nwanne onwebenyi di ihe ifuru (you never see anything)

Sai Buhari.

yomi007k:
Postpartum psychosis.

amiskurie:
Rubbish writeup

You are association terrorism with Muslims instead of pointing out the fact that these terrorists are machineries on the payroll of international government covert operation.

Machineries fights for any cause as long as you reach a deal.
You are one of the problem in the world op

Fash20:
lahilaha ilala muhammadun rasulillah

Haywhymido:
Inalilahi wa ina lilayhi rajihun

kglamour:
“…take not life, which God hath made sacred, except by way of
justice and law: thus doth He command you, that ye may learn
wisdom.”- Al- Quran 6:151

Such is the value of a single human life, that the Quran equates the
taking of even one human life unjustly, with killing all of humanity.
Thus, the Quran prohibits homicide in clear terms. The taking of a
criminal’s life by the state in order to administer justice is required
to uphold the rule of law, and the peace and security of the society.
Only a proper and competent court can decide whether an
individual has forfeited his right to life by disregarding the right to
life and peace of other human beings.
Islam enjoins upon all Muslims to work actively to maintain the
balance in which God created everything. Terrorizing the civilian
population can never be termed as jihad and can never be
reconciled with the teachings of Islam.

englishmart:
[b]
"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria." - GEJ

"I will water your school and fire your school." -Orji Uzoh Kalu

"Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

"Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko

"Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David
Mark

"The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States."-
Yakubu Gowon

"School is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich." - Ikedi Ohakim

"At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing
too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke

"Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo

"The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

"We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba

"I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience Jonathan
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rigarmortis:
edible evidence

really, what do you mean by edible evidence, do you mean the religious violence that is "eating" up the NORTHEAST right now?.....

all the killing in the name of AnLLAH?........and his paedophile prophet? bastard fool
.

what do you mean by edible evidence anyway?.......are you against western education?

or you need the same grass that the prophet ate/....take a trip to the deserts of Saudi and obtain one

gratiaeo:
Islam and devil are 5 and 6