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kdonald:
Preferable intelligent, smart, homely, knowledgeable in science related field. Single, above 35-55. Canada/ USA base will be and advantage. I have my money to relocate.

About me
Bsc
Working
Perfect gentle man.

Hmmm

xyz123456:
These Nigerian Christians, you get too much wahala. What's your business with an Islamic thread.

Anyway to my Muslims fellow, I love programming cos it's involves less haram with good pay. If any Muslims is interested in learning programming or the particular language to learn, they can PM me. I won't collect a dime.

My Brief Profile
I currently work as a backend developer for a top E-commerce company in Dubai, UAE. I have over 6 years experience in web development

Salam brother. I am a self taught programmer who specializes on python, java, c++ as well as web design I.e HTML, CSS and JavaScript. although I learnt programming as a hobby, but now I will like to work and earn halal income with this knowledge. I would like you to help me with this if possible. Salam!

magicminister:
Are you guys dumb or stupid?

1.78 KM is not up to a quater of 3rd mainland bridge which is over 10 KM

It is a flyover, not a bridge. you calling people dumb is the dumb one here.

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osuofia2:
poor muslims how market? she didn't cover her hair with that dirty hijab the afonja headslammer is making case with the NBA.
so what fatwa are we going to issue to her

She is not the yardstick for measuring religious devotion. Just because everyone is doing it does not mean it is right. As Muslims we are obligated to do what our religion asks of us, not what some rich Muslims do.

ipafricaStaff:
lady who invited her friend to the mall, so she can Suprise Her boyfriend by proposing to him cries out, as the Suprise went wrong as her boyfriend runs away.

Watch Video below.

cc; Lalasticlala


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWpDmunMC70

Too much telemundo.
It seems she forgot this is Nigeria beyond the television.

thorpido:
On the contrary i do.It's a doctrine of condemnation and of 'they are infidels' that you have been taught.

Hmmmmmmm!

On a lighter note;
Why is it that when they are shooting a movie in Nigeria you'd see passersby watching and wanting to feature by all means. The annoying thing is even dogs and the chickens too would stay and be looking at the camera. #OnlyInNaija[/chai!!!, this one don finish naija

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waveman2:
Ah see dis one oh. Do you think they are checking to see if u, re a internet fraudster. They want to know if you are among those dat come to nairaland to curse buhari. Many of dem are here on nairaland both army and police.

. Guy you bad oh!

kallmemrB:
Rubbish.....Is our own satellite Working?

I pity them belarus ,na only empty shells dem go see,my people will sell the engine and leave Carcass

The person who made this comment is a beautiful idiot. always downgrading ur country and country men. nonsence.

herald9:
[b]When I read about some drugs having side effects, I always dismiss such info until I swallowed half a card of 'CIPROTAB' in order to fight off a deadly blow from malaria allied with typhoid fever. What my body is undergoing now can only be imagined...

Dews are settling every now and then on my forehead. It seems a new salty spring have suddenly burst out of my throat cause this volume of spittle rushing into my mouth per second is baffling, bewildering, bemusing and mystifying.
The worst thing is I can't coup them back cause the salinity seem higher than what my system really needs. So now you can picture a pregnant woman's favourite sport and picture me!

I bade farewell to sleep three days ago. Well, at least I can read for my ongoing exams instead of lazily dozing... for where? It looks like those feudal worms in my stomach have been constantly at war ever since I took those drugs; I can feel some some hot canon balls being projected from the left 'wing' of my intestines to the right.

Even me wey been dey score multiple hat-tricks when having a serious match with BEANS have now become a spectator!



Erm... What's that going on in my head? Is someone rearranging my brains?!! (grabs head)



Whenever I get out of this dilemma; I and my family shall never consume any drug with letter "C"....

Not even Vitamin C!


Signed: Herald9

Other side effects are:
Dizziness
Restlessness
Weakness of joints
Dehydration
Sweating, etc.

Drugs should be made to cure ills, not after curing the ills you start battling with the drug. It's not fair!

Have you ever had any side effects when taking drugs? How did you overcome it? Please share.


Lalasticlala can you endorse this, please?[/b]

Guy I thought I am the only person who suffered from the side effect of the above mentioned drug in the cause of my illness (Typhoid and Malaria). Bros! sickness go finish but the headache wey that medicine bring no gree go until about 1 week after I vex stop to dey use am even though I still get one card left to take (prescription na 2 packet for me) plus constant prayer. I begin to think say my brain don damage. All the same I thank God that I'm free now.

herald9:
[b]When I read about some drugs having side effects, I always dismiss such info until I swallowed half a card of 'CIPROTAB' in order to fight off a deadly blow from malaria allied with typhoid fever. What my body is undergoing now can only be imagined...

Dews are settling every now and then on my forehead. It seems a new salty spring have suddenly burst out of my throat cause this volume of spittle rushing into my mouth per second is baffling, bewildering, bemusing and mystifying.
The worst thing is I can't coup them back cause the salinity seem higher than what my system really needs. So now you can picture a pregnant woman's favourite sport and picture me!

I bade farewell to sleep three days ago. Well, at least I can read for my ongoing exams instead of lazily dozing... for where? It looks like those feudal worms in my stomach have been constantly at war ever since I took those drugs; I can feel some some hot canon balls being projected from the left 'wing' of my intestines to the right.

Even me wey been dey score multiple hat-tricks when having a serious match with BEANS have now become a spectator!



Erm... What's that going on in my head? Is someone rearranging my brains?!! (grabs head)



Whenever I get out of this dilemma; I and my family shall never consume any drug with letter "C"....

Not even Vitamin C!


Signed: Herald9

Other side effects are:
Dizziness
Restlessness
Weakness of joints
Dehydration
Sweating, etc.

Drugs should be made to cure ills, not after curing the ills you start battling with the drug. It's not fair!

Have you ever had any side effects when taking drugs? How did you overcome it? Please share.


Lalasticlala can you endorse this, please?[/b]

Guy I thought I am the only person who suffered from the side effect of the above mentioned drug in the cause of my illness (Typhoid and Malaria). Bros! sickness go finish but the headache wey that medicine bring no gree go until about 1 week after I vex stop to dey use am even though I still get one card left to take (prescription na 2 packet for me) plus constant prayer. I begin to think say my brain don damage. All the same I thank God that I'm free now.

Sibrah:
Netbeans is an IDE Integrate Dev Environment targetted at Java programing language and its closely related languages like Ruby, HTML, CSS . . . For the above reason the official Netbeans IDE website contains great materials (text and videos) for beginner and intermediate users alike. You may want to state where you fit in as regards the exact langguage, level of understanding, and general goal with Netbeans IDE. I suggest u try the website for tutorials one Netbeans and languages like java, jruby e.t.c.

Thanks for the information, I appreciate.

Carmal90:
For me it is lai rauf mohammed..
For basically making the senate floor lively

What does minister mean? can someome please define, explain, expansiate and elaborate on what it means, only then can I contribute.

Hello Nairalanders, I am a computer enthusiast who really wants to learn computer programming. Currently I have NetBeans IDE 8.0.2, which someone installed in my Laptop, but I need guidance on how to use it. pls give me references to PDFs I can download.

Hello Nairalanders, I am a computer enthusiast who really wants to learn computer programming. Currently I have NetBeans IDE 8.0.2, which someone installed in my Laptop, but I need guidance on how to use it. pls give me references to PDFs I can download.

Hello Nairalanders, I am a computer enthusiast who really wants to learn computer programming. Currently I have NetBeans IDE 8.0.2, which someone installed in my Laptop, but I need guidance on how to use it. pls give me references to PDFs I can download.