₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher:
I will not do any frog jump for scratching a man's car .

There are ways of doing things and people should learn how to remind these animals in uniforms that we are striving for a better society and not this dark age mentality.

Pls come and scratch my car, I'm sure you'll beg to hunch when I'm true with you!

Bigcake:
Na small boy life dey worry am..

Bad belles of life

Ewww. See the negative publicity Nairaland kids are bringing on us. Take note mod!

Become financially independent and see if she'll still have such hold on you. Besides you haven't even told us if she pays your bills or your dad does?

Apply for the job online and be sure you have gotten it before relocating!

ggrin:
[color=indigo]even if dem put bomb for airforce head, hin no fit blow[/color]

That's mean!

My crush is Nebila. Just a glance at her pix makes me forget to breath! That's why I only ever glance, cos starring could be deadly!

Are the prices negotiable?

lorddubic:
Currently we are based in Lagos.
we can also send to your desired location.

Please kindly contact 07085215376.

Kaduna

Poverty!

At least he's honest! No one likes to fail. In Orisafemi's voice "owo to lepo ni araye ba enin la!" (Success has many fathers). I like his songs though, his voice is different and unique from those of other Artists.

Stolen vehicle right? Cos it sounds too good to be true

Where can I get it

Gid bless my President! Now we have a Commander in Chief who can lead us into battle!

yatch360:
Una with una super stories. So u think a Senegalese can do cleansing work than a northerner. Keep guessing the real reason y he hasn't moved in ...Dont c how that affects my state paying salaries this week. Abi na only me dey hungry

Here's a Nairalander who uses her brains!

CountDracula:
If u read dis u need God in ur life

If NaijaSingleGirl wrote it, then it's worth reading! You should visit her blog.

temitemi1:
U neva ask that ur allah to protect those innocents people those monsters are killing in the name of that ur allah but u can asked that ur allah to help buhari in far away germany... U and that ur allah need to develop some sense... Nonsense!!

But bros you just fall my hand! It's pretty obvious common sense got exhausted when it was your turn to receive it in the heavens. Who told you that the powerful don't need God's blessings, protection or guidance? Ode lasan lasan!

Plants

kodded:
an independent nation seeking help from another independent nation and you say we are rising ?




Pathetic


Shame no dey catch una

If u no get sense, u no go shut up to hide am?
Where are the arms and ammunition BH uses being smuggled through? Whenever Nigerian Armed Forces pile sufficient pressure and maximum casualties on the BH, to where do they run? Yet you say we do not need our neighbors to fight this war!

Who is this "BREAKING TIME"? More like PDP's version of Premium Time! All I see is an attempt to distract the presidency and potray PMB in a bad light

Redoil:
Na who send una message Nigeria is broke and the Buhari needs the money to feed himself

Mumu

Na person born this irresponsible thing? And your dad will be in 1 corner proudly saying he has an educated son! SMH for his loss

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]When the right one comes I will know. [/color]

Hmmm. Define "Right one"
Perhaps it's me

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Fine children.

God, when will you give women like me and ishilove our own husbands so we can give birth to fine children like this?[/color]

Are you sure he hasn't already sent them your way? Maybe you wrote them off as not good enough.

FRIDAY

When her father's filling station has fuel during this fuel scarcity

Cutehector:
What is ramadan?

When does it begin and end?


Why do muslims fast from morning to evening in ramadan but eat all the food they ddnt eat in the mornin and afternun in the night?


Is it a sin to drink beer or hav sexx during ramadan?

Ramadan is the Muslim Holy month in the Islamic calendar when fasting is carried out.
It starts on the first day of the Islamic calendar month of Ramadan.(As you know there is a difference between the Gregorian and Islamic calendars so you might need to consult Google). It is usually 29 or 30 days
As a special way to end a special day, delicacies are consumed. But gluttony is not encouraged.
Consumption of alcohol is strictly forbidding at all times in Islam(except during special circumstances like medication). Having sex with one's legally married wife in the night(when one isn't Fasting is not a sin) but fornication and adultery are sins irrespective of the month.
I hope you have been enlightened by my response. Understanding and appreciating our differences is the key to society's religious harmony, not ignoring them!

Blebleswag:
Was passingby in search of fuel wen I saw dis, are u serious? @op

You realize you just LIED, right?