₦airaland Forum

eazysmiles:
The bulk of the chicken we eat in this country are imported yet we still want to go into Ostrich farming.
Naija I hail ooo. I think poverty is killing our sense of reasoning in this country.

What r u talking about? Nigerians are killing our poultry market by not patronizing it because imported chickens are cheaper!

Evathyst:
I can't marry any uniform man (Police, army, custom, immigration, navy, civil defence, or even security men). I'm allergic to guns!

They don't bring home their rifles. They leave the at the office. So you're covered

queencandace:
anything illegal ...

Can you marry a porn star if you lived abroad? It's a legal professional over there

funmi4love:
Soldier

Haba. Why now?

EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties

It's not funny but necessary! Sniffing the panties enables you to determine the hygiene of where you are about to enter!

klickash077:
this malivelihood is always giving out expensive and customised gift, when exactly will he sell one to at least recuperate all he has been giving out.

abi this work is just a "front" to cover up his real job?

happy birthday to tuface, his album Away and Beyond gave me the inspiration to finish the thesis of my undergrad project in ONE night, back then in 2012.

Seems you don't know business. He's advertising! By publicly giving gifts to celebs, t he kids of politicians, businessmen n others will patronise. Because he doesn't publicize his client list doesn't mean he doesn't do business!

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mytime24:
Must she cover her head
U no dey mosque na

Fake life

Y e dey pain u nah?

KolaShangOne:
God bless the Army..

I pray God protects my brother and other soldiers on mission in Sambisa..


Been a while I heard from him.

He's OK. There's no network there

MrZachs:
I dey smell lie oooo--

Its because you have catarrh!

koikoi2:
I foresee a situation where after 4 yrs buhari will not do anything tangible in his tenure but only consolidate and try and to take glory for d achievements of Jonathan.
We have just waited 4 yrs on probe, probe, probe and lie, lie, lie, propaganda, propaganda government.

Life is difficult for the blind! Keep foreseeing nonsense...

Word! Here's an individual who reasons with his brains and not emotions!

Good move. The fact is that they'll still return to it after some days!

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bamog:
shay dem go show d war 4 NTA Shaybi city hunter go dey dat war too!! Nd jumong Make d war start fast fast!!!

Hahaha. Clown

First of all, I don't believe you. Now let's pretend I believe you, don't you have a girlfriend? Invite her over, or female friends, lock the door, play music and increase the volume to the highest. That way, they'll understand that you are a no-go territory.

Mopolchi:
The main man is back.

You sound pleased!

deturla:
LoL...Good Old HB Thread... I miss the family, Guys have been busy ojahre...Living the life#as it should be...

Cheers!

Yeah. I thought as much. How's life with you. Are you now with HB?

Oyizaoyiza my only advice for is to play the fool for your husband for 48 hours. Keep calm, be the perfect wife and after then, prepare his favorite food before he comes from work. After he comes and is well relaxed, tell him you need to talk to him. When he grants audience, tell him everything you have posted here. Help him understand that its happening all over again and the fact is that there is nothing you can do better than your mom. Therefore if it happens again, you might not be as calm as your mom thereby seeking a divorce or separation. And for goodness sake, work on your own attitude too. Both of you shouldn't solve your disagreement by fighting! Patience, tolerance and understanding does it!

Hello people! O boy, this thread has been cold for close to a year now! So what has everyone been up too?

Just divide the meat into two now! That why God made knives.

tearoses:
LOL @bellong and his likes

I beleive that NL does not truthfully capture reality when it comes to relationships
If I were to beleive all that I read here, weddings will be only one a year event in Nigeria and Tayour who makes weddding cakes will have had to retrain to be a tailor

By NL standards all/most men are local bush men and most/all women are bitcheees

Yet many of us are married . . peacefully too.

My personal opinion;.. .. . There are good and bad people out there. Like attracts like, and you cant sow maize and reap yam.
Its very simple and I sincerely feel sorry for anyone who picks up things here and thinks its the norm, and putting their common sense to one side.

I also feel sorry for those who use all their energy and all their time fighting imaginary "enemies". . .when do you want to relax and enjoy your life with your partner?

you picked the man/woman for whatever reason. . find a level ground and just get on with the task.

Ive said it before, personally I love Nigerian men. I have many in my life. I have 2 under my roof. I dont know where these women are picking these men up from or the terms of their relationships. Efin ni wa. Many of these men have given signs of who they are, so why follow them. Annie cannot expect tuface to be loyal to the end. If he is loyal its because he wants to and not because she wants him to.

A man stealing from his employers cannot be loyal to you. He has no sense of honesty or integrity and is easily tempted.

A man whose driver gets to his house at 6am and takes him to work, then oga takes the key from the driver and expects the driver to sit in the sun all day and wait until 10pm to take oga home after he has spent hours in bars, cannot show you any empathy . . .its not in his veins.

The man who gave the danfo driver a big slap while the danfo driver was apologising becasue he slighty scratched his car, will give you a big slap the day you accidentaly burn his clothes when ironing them. You marry an agbero and expect a gentleman at home.

These are little little things that our women miss but then cry foul later down the line.
Look before you leap and there wont be so many stories that touch.

So true ma. #Word!

damiso:
You have a point maybe its a cultural difference.Or maybe even different social/locational differences.

I was never treated less than my brother and this is just not in our house but with cousins, family friends, etc. My dad would say 'I am not spending all this money on school fees just to be a 'wife'. My sister tells me that she misses dad cos dem no born anyone to be asking 'oko nko' questions when daddy was around. I agree though that he was a bit of a maverick and always questioned norms. You should see him arguing with Alfas on issues( my mum would be giving him daggers from where she was sat).But even at that most of those I grew up with knew that the next thing after school was to pursue a career then marriage came along. Not marriage alone. My mum could not wrap her head round me deciding to stay at home for 2 years.


I have a friend who was dating an older guy and the guy kept pestering her for marriage when she was in 200 level. Her dad chased him away from his office on the first day he went to meet him. The guy sha persisted and her dad said wait till she graduates. After graduation it was wait till she finished NYSC, after NYSC wait till she gets a job.She got a job with GTB and bobo went back to Dad, he said I want her to do her masters first. And this guy worked at Shell( am not telling porkies here) so its not like he was struggling or something and not capable of taking of her financially. His rationale was now they will get married and she will start popping babies and not be able to do her masters again. At this point na delegation dem send o. After much begging sha he agreed but she had actually started the masters by the time they had the wedding.

My dad was very similar and na delegation from other members of my family that they had to send to allow me marry before I did my masters.

Uwww. I think I like your Dad.

naijababe:
Abeg no mind all dem jobless pipu jare Na football talk o, Arsenal lost to West Ham at home naim make dem wan kill me with mentions.

Eiyaa. Pele. It will get better this week... OR WORSE!

idris4r83:
Lolz, njoku with that his fat belly, its nice meeting an abusite here. Am u04vm

Are there still U02 n U04 abusites in ABU? I thought by now we've all graduated.

erico2k2:
Yes or better still get rid of barracks

Getting rid of the barracks lead to insecurity

Even though I feel for them, the fact still remains that there are budgets and funds for barracks construction and maintenance. Therefore the NPF top bosses should be investigated!

So true! Natural resource has always been a source of conflict in Africa instead of a blessing! The fact still remains that there are always sponsors of these conflicts with the aim of dividing and conquering such countries so as to exploit their resources! Or can a war-torn country focus on mining or harnessing its resources for developmental purposes?

Awesome

No peace for the wicked! No enjoyment for the corrupt!!

RobinHez:
Hmm...ok!
Cool! At least he invented something!

But as an Inventor, I'd like to ask him about the benefits of what he did? Who needs hot water on a sunny day?

Looking at it from another angle, it could be used as a water purifyer but at 75 degrees? I don't think the water is boiled enough to kill its germs.

But hey! Its a good one from the student, We start from somewhere and grow to become even better, but we have to tackle life problems with our inventions...that's what makes a good inventor.

I thought about it too and realized that people do cook in the afternoons also and hot water is required!