₦airaland Forum

Ok sir..my mouths are shut maybe u tell me when to open it.

forkadict: Ogbeni abegi shut up jor!

You go dey misyarn like dolo. And if person yab you, you go dey form big man.

Clown!

Pls throw more light by "tactical manoveur" I dont really get it ok.

barcanista: I don't like insulting people as they may be much older than me. Please, it is better you shelve your "tactical Maneuver" than use it here. It doesn't add up and it is not working.
Thank you
Sorry if you feel insulted

I cant authentically say whether gej have see it or not. To me, he acted when he see it or heard it. Remember gej doesnt work around like u and me easily.
Its duty of his info/media aids.

ayukdaboss: You can't tell me GEJ hasn't seen this poster since 3weeks now.

I'm sorry Madam but your post is full of poo

Pls dont even try to insult me. Its ppl like u that made so many ppl not to post here. I am too big for ur insult.

What u dont know is what u dont know no matter how much u try to know it.

I thank God u realise ifeanyi uba have subsidy case with govt and it didnt come to ur mind that politically he is investing back d money to gej and its govt

Gej doesnt work on d street to hv see d banners, it was the duty of information or media to inform him and he acted asap when he got d info

barcanista: Here comes another scum and shameless sycophant
The same Okupe that usually issue Press Statements via the same Twitter Handle?
The Same Ifeanyi Uba whose 1ndictment as being one of the MAJOR Petrol and Kerosene subsidy FRAUDSTERs whose prosecution has been deliberately "Put on hold by the Government"...lol
The President is not aware of TAN and his Ministers notably NOI and other butt-lickers usually grace TAN rallies?
You my friend are more clueless than Clueless Jonathan.

Pls dont even try to insult me. Its ppl like u that made so many ppl not to post here. I am too big for ur insult.

What u dont know is what u dont know no matter how much u try to know it.

I thank God u realise ifeanyi uba have subsidy and it didnt come to ur mind that politically he is investing back d money to gej and its govt

Gej doesnt work on d street to hv see d banners, it was the duty of information or media to inform him and he acted asap when he got d info

barcanista: Here comes another scum and shameless sycophant
The same Okupe that usually issue Press Statements via the same Twitter Handle?
The Same Ifeanyi Uba whose 1ndictment as being one of the MAJOR Petrol and Kerosene subsidy FRAUDSTERs whose prosecution has been deliberately "Put on hold by the Government"...lol
The President is not aware of TAN and his Ministers notably NOI and other butt-lickers usually grace TAN rallies?
You my friend are more clueless than Clueless Jonathan.

Pls folks twitter is like NL where u can have many usernames as u want, let not be deceive doyin username and all d whole pro gej are not sponsored by gej. They are sponsored by volunteers who want one post or contract, gej dont even know d groups and their support only few of them which are not even making noise but working underground. Tan is not gej agenda, its Ifeanyi Uba intiative of supporting gej for 50million USD he promised gej for his campaign.

APC is behind d stuff

No current APC members can perform more than pdp/Goodluck, we will change d govt if we will see any credible candidate more than gej 2019

Enyimba beat warri wolves today but dont really know d final score. Pls someone should update d result of d midweek

@above, if we are to say truth to ourselves, northers are dragging us behind based on their policies and political IQ. They have ruled this country more than any region or tribe in Nigeria still they are not okay but they forgot what is called balancing d law of nature which is taking place now.

Nigeria hv come of age to know that British with their selfish interest fooled us by amagalmenting us one entity.

I would hv love GEJ to call all d northner bros for a crucial meeting to update him about d ultimatum.

It seems every party involved on d chibok girls and boko haram are tired of the game. Pls let them set d girls free incase if they are still on hostage. My point of view looks like d north elders are tired of hiding d secret of BH to Nigerians and its time to tell us d truth who d real sponsors are.

For ultimatum GEJ, they failed woefully. They want to use it as a political blackmail come 2015. But wait oo, for me I hv not seen any credible contestant for presidency come 2015 apart from GEJ.

Nigerians should allowed GEJ to finish up his transformation in Nigeria politics, anything short of that will disunite before 2020.

We should reason beyoud our nose, Nigeria will never be ONE NIGERIA FOREVER.

People like u are d reason why Ngwa man cant be governor of Abia state. So, becos u r at mali doing yahoo yahoo or selling spare parts or drug, u then think of insulting ur presido and health minister right. Well, it was people like u that made most of intelligent folks here not to comment rather they read and laugh it off.
pls learn to be meaningful.





[quot[email][/email]e author=NgwaManNaija4LF]Unfortunately,many Nigerians are semi illiterate and unpatriotic fools,the president and minister of health can go to hell, they are idiots. I live in Mali and something like this has not happen because their government are mean,they will never allow it to enter here even as they share border with one of the affected country,the problem with Nigerian leaders are their incompetence and half baked education.

Since this virus started,no one has taking it so serious,now that it is in,they want to act God.Hell No.

Even the doctors who attended the Liberian man are all fools,one does not need to tell you as long as he is from Liberia and show sign of sickness, you don't need to touch him right from the airport,our government should have taking the measures that they took now right from day one. Now they want to create a bad image for our dear land. My advice to you all honest and well meaning Nigerians is to vote out the clown called Jonathan from office. If he visit Mali, you all will hear the news because we are ready to disgrace him here. Idiotic president with idiotic ministers. Proudly Nigerian from Abia State.[/quote]

Ur write ups below are replica of ur moniker and u will remain a drug boy for life. At times reading post here made me to believe that most forumers are mofos. They think writing or speaking english are d criteria of one bn intelligent, no its not. Be smart!

kokoboy4life: The worst president nigerian ever produced, for the past 4years his performance have been woeful and shambolic and he has shown lackadaisical approach to nigeria problems #GEJ should go 2015

You got it 6zeros % right.


' is conservative sex or money unless it has from 6 zeroes.

In my opinion:

The Sugar-daddies: they are rigid and view as guests most times on sexy and raunchy threads. They are the ones that visit NL as guest to read romance threads, after which they log on to their 'supposedly' serious sections. They are abound in the politics, auto and family sections. But be warned, they can be very rich, but most I sense are tight-fisted and ugly.

The kids: they are all over the place. They are disrespectful, stalk and then give 'childish' comments except for one that I like and it seems he has a 50 year old brain. He has numbers at d end of his moniker. Majority are just bored mummy's pets that thinks NL is a part of their real life. But some are here just for knowledge and to gather Intel. Others are just here to get laid. seek them, If you just wanna have fun and no strings attached.

The flirts: I find them interesting but they can be vague too. They are hot and cold. something tells me their OFFline life would be boring and lonely thus the e-status. Most times, these ones are the trolls and they pick up fights at will. They know themselves, they are good to reach out to if you want to try OFFline NL love.

The Uprights: these are people that acts like they can't even look at a woman in the face. Their e-status depicts such kind of personality every 'dreamy' NL chick would love to have. But, that's where it ends. They are disrespectful, degrading bunch of womanizer. They supposedly break up with their partners looking for advice just so they can lure some pu55ies in their trap. Seek them only if you don't have a feeble mind.

The Clowns: the original clowns don't 'loud it'. They are mellow and they don't troll. Their comedy is in the e-status and they don't need to be all over the place spewing gibberish to prove it. These ones I think are influential, well-read, well-traveled, smart and might even be mega-rich. So the next time you read the post from a NL 'real' comedian, just imagine him sitting in his RangeRover Sport 2014 with his sneakers on. Or she might be in a meeting with the governor of your state as she types the jokes. She/He maybe the real deal!

The Intellectuals: well, these ones are just biased. Most of what they write ain't even true. They just write epistles and will have your head if you disagree. Every 'agreeing' comment tickles them and beef up their low self-esteem and the 'disagreeing' ones makes them want to de activate. They are real life cowards and retards with psychological issues. Be ready for a lot of mood related isshs.


I have been a guest here for far too long not to know what's up. Even the supposed married NLRers I think are not even married, the real married ones are keeping their biz outta here.

If you thought this was an epistle, smash your phone against the wall. You could have ignored. I'm out.[/quote]

So marriage has now become slavery?





quote author=BananaBender]Won't you cry too if you were being sold into slavery??


Abeg, let them cry.[/quote]

Ugbua ka ibira
Guys in the.east.dey follow slangs while lagosians and abj goes with pigin abi.butterfly english.

Elego m watch for now

YoursGEJ: Voom ka nma karia statement

If something happens and police comes, escaping is better than explaining yourself to them

Welcome bro! U see today is my first day to.comment only to read from the day I register. I hv enough Aba made slangs no strenght to crack brain cos its hotter here.
Nwannem oo, ka.m kupu maka ndi ekee





quote author=chuxyz]Thank you bros. I meant slang and one is suppose to understand from my examples. I just deh see people deh post proverbs up and down. Though most people got the gist. I don laugh tire today and still laughing. Hahahahahahahahahayha![/quote]

Op.said quote not parables or igbo proverb. I can understand op mean slangs. Only Area niggas from Aba and Onitsha can try.
Like- Enyi gbawa door there....meaning- My friend comot there.
Alobam olee way....meaning-my friend how far. I wish I could write more

yemitexcel: May God help Oyo state and is People

Help them how? For me those traditionalist are 1000000% rigth for their request becoz they contribute immensely to the state.

lastmessenger: Okoko Item in Abia.yes thats my village.

Proudly Item Okpi. How are you? I have bn going thru never see anybody from Alagbawa Orachie, I was dumbfounded, but thank God U appear. Me too from Akanu Item. I did be glad if you can mail me to inonuoha@hotmail.com, so that we can relate well....also every Abians can also communicate as well. Cheers all to all concern forumites

Just 1st time of logging in after joining NL, but I have always visit and read a lot of post without commenting. I did say, NL is very interesting and keeping someone busy when less busy, making someone laugh when annoyed etc.

Well, I represent "Item Okpi" Alagbawa Orachie in Bende LGA of Abia State. Any Bende Sons and Daughters in here can contact ok.

Onye Ahala Nwanneya!!!!

French graduate from Uniuyo here, with 2nd class uppper and Accounting from UNN (Enugu Campus) with also 2nd class upper. Anybody can contact me on ajaeunice@yahoo.com or owelleitem@yahoo.com.

You can as well view my CV. I seriously need a job.

Good day all members of nairalanders! I have been following all the events happening here for a long time now. I should more grease to everyone of you.

Pls. I am demanding this request to anyone who can sincerely help.

I have 3 sisters and 4 brothers who are graduates but still jobless till date. Anybody willing to help may contact me with owelleitem@yahoo.com or bikokwanu@yahoo.com.

They have good grades

2nd Class Upper and 2nd Class Lower in (French, Economics, Accounting and Marketing). Pls. someome should help. The CV is always availble to any firm that can recruit them.

Thanks All!