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Av no idea who dis is

Hilarious,tnx fr makin ma day

Mmmmm.. Beautiful babies #sosad

patwilly:
oh well you look like Tonto Dike.

yea,atleast she's a human being a fyn n famous one at dat!

So as young as she is,d tin don fall already na wa o

Dis is nt real!

None fr me,d dress remind me of a scary movie

People wey go school no go allow us enjoy dis topic sha!

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

ayaaaah,dis story got me wailing on d floor,d man is nice oooooo,so he gave 7k?

Poor old man

Jail fr all d males av com in contact wiv especially ma dad, brodas and my HE

Seems dey are nw best of fwends

Ayaaaaahhhh !

missvera:
Manage it sweetie, will make eba and egusi with goat meat for you immediately you return. #miss you though

wake up hun its 8 o'clock already

englishmart:
You see that kind confirm food, you dey complain.

I remember when I visited china. These were the foods I was served.. I no fit eat am sha, but I snap am

na wa fr u o,u jus make pple belle turn upside down,which kind rubbish b dis na?

Were d pinchure?

qadeerkug:
dis kind tinx happened to me in 2009 i was totally confused but my nah slap i take give her kpaii like 3times mehn come see amazing modafucker tin around me d gurl just turn to phaeton ewwww see run like fan blade since den i nevr close to any womens again

lielord I hail o

cheries:
Our able madam, Thanx for ur help and assistance so far. Following ur lectures before the crash, this is my completed project.

cheries dis is lovelyyyyy!! I love d colours.






Lemme go n do mine oooo

SlyIg:
But na who sew that gown for am!

hahaha ma tout exactly,e jus taya me

Welcome to Naija,were dey fall ur hand anyhw anyhw

Oyinbo DUMEBI

Airforce1: Who is dis one?

no p #bye

A black dress wuld av bin d perfect answer

Airforce1: I wish them goodluck

and patience jonathan

Gomez all d way,kim is way too old fr dis kind of tin

My city hunter!!! I love dat Guyyyy

Omg!!! Fr d First tym TOKE ROCK!!!!! Frm head to toe I love,d gownnnnnnnn omg! I love her grownnnnnnn

Dis fyn gal smh

I no no y fans go dey fight fr celebs stuff sef,e dy vex me,fr God sake am sure dey can afford it.

2face bought dis award fr her I guess

Flying rat