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Coneheads are fools and donkeys

Ipob gives coneheads and zombies hbp

Sh!thole

Leave the Benin outta this,its your one Nigeria,embrace it. If you want any help m,call on coneheads

Backwardness @ its peak.

Op needs vv

sarrki:


Flat heads are miscreants you know shay ?

They contributed to it

Of course,and that is because they own the Lagos

Iwo lo so be,emi ko

There ain't no goddamm conehead now on here buh all coneheads know about erosion and dustbin in Onitsha

Centre of excellence of coneheads

Agberoes,touts,pickpockets,alfa,ritualism,headhunters,skull � miners,......all are adjectives of coneheads.

Now they are nowhere to be found,but whenever a kanu or ipob thread shows up,all coneheads will start running berserk...


Thunda faya all coneheads

Vinstel:
Name of suspect:Abdulfatai Kayode
Anatomical analysis: cone headed
Ancestry: Fallen demon called oduduwa
Academic qualification: B.Sc Skull mining technology
Animal spirit: Bald headed vulture
Enters data into computer......scanning.......... Scanning........ Scanning....... Results are out!! Chai!!!!! It's them again!!!!! The sophisticated afonjeezies!!! Spits!! AFONJA!!!!!!!!

Well,let him keep lamenting


Coneheads are fools

usba:
I am sorry to say only Biafra is a shithole, if you are contented being called a shithole then mention your state and tagged it shithole, but you don't get that right to prove a racist attack on Africans because you believe he is the reincarnation of Jesus. Please reserve your racist attack for you and your fellow ipob members who are not patriotic and do not understand what civility means even if it hit you square on the face.

What do you call a citizen from a shittthole?

I can help but someone should first help me with that girl on jeans number

Coneheads say its the centre of excellence

If Lagos is like this what about Ogbomosho Oshogbo Ibadan ijebu etc?

iamJ:
ipob was against federal government, benue crisis is cultural, govt will use a hard hand on anybody against the republic, nothing bias there biko

Is that the problem of your life?
Is the thread about ipob?


Better go and find cure to your sickness.

de1de1SnrAd:
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Mental

dangermouse:
DEAR BUHARI, NOW THAT YOU HAVE TURNED THIS COUNTRY TO A BURIAL GROUND, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US IN 2019?” – MARK ANTHONY WRITES

Dear Buhari, now that you have turned this country to a burial ground, what do you have for us in 2019?
I have already come to conclude with my few sane friends that when we get old, we will tell our children the story of the Buhari regime with tears in our eyes exactly the way our parents told us about the Biafran war.
We will tell them these stories with fear still in our voices. With dread in our gestures and pain in our hearts.
When my children ask me the mistake of my generation I will tell them that having Buhari as the number one man of the country made this country the number one in terrorism in Africa. Number one in economic epilepsy. Number one in incompetence.

Years ago, Nigerians forgot that a devil was a devil regardless of how less it was. They didn’t know that a lesser devil had the higher tendency to become the greatest devil of all times.
I remember people cursing Jonathan and calling him a woman. I remember them saying they wanted a man to be their president.
I wondered why people were mad.
We all know how we all preferred our mothers to our fathers while growing up.
Nigerians preferred daddy Buhari to Mummy Jonathan.
Now, we can’t even go outside and play or see our friends without being killed by herdsmen.
The other day, people who were coming from a cross over service were killed like chickens. Humans.
People who had plans for this year.
People who must have cried their eyes out in church telling God that this year must be their year… It would later be their year of death.
Buhari’s campaign promises are online. Look for them and read.
Nothing is the only thing he has achieved!! Nothing.
When Nigerians were carrying American elections on their heads saying that Donald Trump was so unpresidential.
I shook my head because this was coming from citizens of a country whose president by all standards isn’t fit for the post of a human being.
We have a president who didn’t go to school. It’s not as if school is a must because I haven’t gone to any. But, considering the fact that you are leading the country that masquerades as the giant of Africa, it is rather insulting.
A president who asked on air “Flease, what is inkwlusive gwovernment”
We may think this doesn’t matter because we have food in our homes, we have small change to buy fuel in our cars and generators of course. But. It does matter.
Our economy has gone down.
In fact, everyday you walk around in this country, the economy is what you are walking on.
Human beings died in Benue state.
People like me and you. People with family. With wives and husband. People with boyfriend and girlfriend. People with hopes and dreams.
They died because they were in Nigeria.
That is exactly what killed them.
A country where you are asleep and some lactating imbeciles who call themselves herdsmen waltz into your house and slit your throat and that of your families and go free.
Like, they are freer than me.
The president of this country didn’t go to the state. Of course it is not his son or daughter.
Let’s say he has leg pain and can’t travel.
Why didn’t he send someone to go on his behalf?
Nobody from the federal government was present. Such negligence!
This was the same state he went to when he was scampering for votes.
He even hypocritically wore their traditional outfit and posed for the camera and the gram.
Now, he doesn’t care about them again.
What other act can define gross wickedness than this?
Maybe the fact that he has been looking for corruption everywhere in the country not knowing that his son was a king pin of corruption.
Buying a bike that costs millions and millions of Naira that obviously can save the lives of millions of suffering Nigerians.
Yusuf bought ordinary okada with such huge money and had the guts to go outside to do inter house sports with fuel that his fellow Nigerians were sleeping in gas stations for.
Height of insensitivity!
This man who didn’t go to any school is sitting at Aso rock laughing at all of us with our big English and certificate.
Buhari ignored common sense and gave portfolios to dead people. I mean, dead people.
The money that is needed by living people is what he siphoned for the dead.
Dead people get alerts.
Only in Nigeria.
My problem is that now that he has successfully made Nigeria a burial ground of hopes, dreams and humans. I wonder what he wants in 2019.
I just wonder.
The time table for the elections have been released by the federal government.
And just like in secondary school: When time table appear in the board. People like me start to borrow notes to copy or photocopy. Everybody gets serious and busy.
Very soon, they will print shirts and cars and lorries for the election.
And come with a slogan that we will all fall for again.
And when he wins again, we are in trouble.
We all know how second rounds all look like and feel.
The only way we can avoid this madness is to keep our senses in tact otherwise, ….
To you Buhari. If you ever read this, understand this one thing.
You have failed!
You made people who trusted in you start to have trust issues!
You folded the economy of this country and put in your back pocket!
Have mercy on people!!!
Please!
Finally, you have failed an entire generation.
History never forgets.
Written by Mark Anthony Osuchukwu.
Mark Anthony Osuchukwu is a young Nigerian writer born sometime in history. He is on instagram as onye_mark .He can be reached via markanthonyfoundation(at)gmail(dot)com

Watch as they will come for your head..i mean head hunting coneheads

python1:
Mynd4

pls stop making mockery of urself,dontcha hav shame?

Obaseki is trying ,sha,given the lil' resources @his disposal buh i aint gonna say lets trade him for Ambode cos i know Ambo gat a lotta resources,financial,material,@his disposal.

Oba gha to pere

#EDO_NI_MOSE
#VIVA_NIGER_DELTA

midehi2:
you wan catch flu

warm hawt one,uno nah..oya nah,come close..

midehi2:
na romantic flu

baby kiss me some nah

And hungry coneheads are dying everyday for these wicked ppl..for nothing

teebankz10:
I will not tell you not to hit your mom Cus even if I tell u not to,you already know what is right...

How could you ever

THOUGHT

of hitting of your mom in the first place.

I have said my own

GGBAGAUNNN

frustratedrat:
i'm short-tempered. I probably inherited that trait from my dad. Due to the way my dad handled his affairs, my mum was plunged into penury. Currently living with her. The situations of the past has made her bitter. She complains about everything.


I open the pot to take my meal, she raises her voice, i come back empty-handed, she runs me down as being a leech. I lie flat without touching anything, she comes back complaining of so many things. When she starts, i find myself exchanging words with her.


I feel bad afterwards but the cycle continues once she makes me pesky again. how do i salvage this situation? Sometimes, i'm pushed to the edge that my frustration about her slander and my predicament makes me wanna hit her.

what are u still doing,living with ur mum? U are simply lazy. Pack ur stuff and move out and go hustle. U wont die hustling. Hit her or even use bad words on her and be cursed. Mtcheew

Everybody secure ur heads with padlock o,whenever u are in the midst of coneheads

magoo10:
Somebody who is in coma is better than the dullard.
Jonathan left the position for him so that the dullard can expose how unfit and incompetent he his,no wonder Robot magic doesn't sleep and wake without seeing mama patience in his dream.

ur village ppl don finish patapata

Hes an ally to tinubu and hes married to a yoruba woman..thats enough to turn on the mumu button and turn the amala filled brains of coneheads

They will drink enuf ogogoro and sèpé and say its another bokhari big 'ASHIVMENT'..
Zombie abobakus

Pls leave sambo in peace b4 that bokhari call efcc and b4 coneheads start seeing visions of sambo as ipob

QuietMynd:
Ibos and Europe .
Mtcheew
Na so they dey die for Mediterranean sea

keep on wasting ur time cos of Igbos,by the time u get too old and realise its too late,i hope u will remember to blame it on Igbos.

Amala

motun2017:
lmao bro y u screaming

i said chatap!
Hypo bleach

See as him eye clear