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This thing is driving people crazy
Me mah never chop na go carry on gps dey find wetin nor dey piss fuel
Hian!!

"Nor be by height them dey know mature person" --wole soyinka

The owner of phone even get luck How wish na boys for bob izua shopping complex for benin Dem for don use the sim card do candy

She'll be like "kim kardasbian make up is abomination. Tufiakwa. She must be taken to evil forest"

OR
"our soldiers need to capture that PANTher in BRAzil"

The person that rebrands front page news used to try o See the way the topic is wicked but the story is emotional I hail

olajazz:
What would you do if your Lagos to Abuja flight lands in CANADA?

Lol
See question
MY REACTION WILL BE IN 3 STAGES
1.I will enter church and shout 5 loud hallelujah
2. I wee find something to eat to confirm it's not a dream.
3. Then i wee find the pilot and give him 3 lorries of ORIJIN

Ewww Rick Ross come and carry your sister She's even carrying like your beards

I just donno what to say Person wee carry billions of naira and chop while people dey suffer
Den jehovah witness say no hell fire??

Who she epp?

The boy with the FOREHEAD CONGRATS TO HIM THO PRAY HE MOVES FOREward

Enemy don baff?
I wee chop it and sleep and put bible ontop my belle
Simple

So i came back from my aunt's shop at about 3pm and i met light. I quickly
plugged my phone and headset cos i thought they were gonna "take the light" at 6pm
But as at and when am writing this there's still light and it has not being blinked since 3pm
I live in Isihor benin city
How's power in your area??

Op your points are valid

But the presidency has a spirit of it's own
You may be doing well in other areas but as you enter seat that spirit will possess it's possession.

But i believe he can do it.

Ion like icons disturbing my wallpaper

Hello rappers
Am not new here neither am i new to nairaland
I've being here for long and I've seen good and brilliant rappers with good use of wordplays metaphors and the likes anf I've decided to be a rap artiste(recording artiste)
I really need a coach pls
Am not that wack but i gat a lotta brushing up to do
Cc darkenedrebel ibime mikuz dj5naira
Thanks

So that guy is 23 TELL ME CHOMTIN!!

Lol Bell ringer Goan do bettee thing jor

Just d oda day I Came out from my own house

He's got a good wife So he'll come on stage Act like he's drunk carry our money ang goan use it While we laff and buy booz

Lol why are they pleading for the money they didn't steal
Wailers will say they didn't say it that it was courtshopped

Lol why are they pleading for the money they didn't steal
Wailers will say they didn't say it that it was courtshopped

If you're involved in this kinda situation who would you ask to beg for ya

NOTE : PEOPLE NEW TO NOLLYWOOD WON'T UNDERSTAND

Airforce1:
someone is jealous wizkid is making a "headway" more than himself and Sony music crew put together.

lol yhu do go n blow na so that somebody can be jealous of you

Sorry bro.. Better days ahead


Thats why i hate gals that spell names like Germans
Imagine olamide-horlamidhey

I did all those and some unprintable things too

To me a pharmacist makes more
The only reason is because i am an aspirant
JAMB changed my destiny from medicine to pharmacy and i now love it
PRAAAAAIIISE THE LORD

Op you said friend request

All i can see is Ritual Request

Yes like someone trying to buy "plants found where they are not wanted"

If yhu kmow what i mean

integritylady:
like someone trying to buy weed

Juxtified:
Hahaha. Like one substance that rhymes with feed?

Nice review

But please we need smashing review, underwater review and fire review
If not. I nor buy

See suffer to get admission
And you can't even use the degree to get job
God help us

These international stars will ruin your song for yhu but if its theirs yhu know the story

Thank you op
People like us that use to nairaland regularly usually burn food like kilode
My dad wee complain till forever