₦airaland Forum

Babacele:
What President Buhari said about the youth is wrong given what his generation has done to us and we shall extract a sincere apology from him for such a thoughtless generalization. Despite that , Buhari is better than Jonathan when we compare their actions which are more eloquent than any political speech. A president who pretended Chibok never happened while kidnappers had enough time to escape ; or who sabotaged national by encouraging the stealing defence budget thereby exposing our young soldiers women ,children and youths to terrorism cannot be said to love the youths: it is a complete hogwash.

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Kufie:
That educated elite is a very big goat.

By a mad cow

And the popcy died yesterday, mum hospitalized...

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice of the Police to address the mayhem.
It was about time the police addressed the truancy of the unruly students.

I trust those Mopol guys around Ibaka Market, they don't have a single joy.

Life is simple.
If you have problems with the school fees, then drop out.

From 25k to 180k, I'm sure your p man be vc

War tank is still interesting

Princeofnigeria:
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I ain't using Glo tho, airtel was fast so I thought but after following this steps, daam it... This shit is so fly....almost forgot to coma back and say thank you

HigherEd:
Face Of The Man Who Ordered The Forceful Shaving Of Covenant University Students

To help the Nigerian education sector grow, it is important that we call out individuals who oppress in the system. Calling out universities and individuals won't always cut it, as there are usually faces behind every oppressive regime - it is important that those oppressive faces are called out, shamed and sanctioned appropriately.

Following the revelations of the disgraceful and unfortunate incidence where student were forcefully shaved, other Nigerian students from other universities have come out to tell their stories of oppression in their various universities. But unfortunately calling out the universities is not enough but doing so and publicly shaming individuals involved in such despicable act through the power of social media.

The CU management has denied ever giving this individual the authority to carry out that despicable punishment of shaving students hair.

This is Dr. Timothy Aneke the Dean Of Student Affairs of Covenant university who instructed the forceful shaving of students hair with an unsterilized clipper. He is a graduate of University Of Uyo(BSc), University of Ibadan(MSc) and Covenant University (PhD) and a former staff of Igbinedion University.

Leave all those PhD talk, once a barber always a barber

HigherEd:
Face Of The Man Who Ordered The Forceful Shaving Of Covenant University Students

To help the Nigerian education sector grow, it is important that we call out individuals who oppress in the system. Calling out universities and individuals won't always cut it, as there are usually faces behind every oppressive regime - it is important that those oppressive faces are called out, shamed and sanctioned appropriately.

Following the revelations of the disgraceful and unfortunate incidence where student were forcefully shaved, other Nigerian students from other universities have come out to tell their stories of oppression in their various universities. But unfortunately calling out the universities is not enough but doing so and publicly shaming individuals involved in such despicable act through the power of social media.

The CU management has denied ever giving this individual the authority to carry out that despicable punishment of shaving students hair.

This is Dr. Timothy Aneke the Dean Of Student Affairs of Covenant university who instructed the forceful shaving of students hair with an unsterilized clipper. He is a graduate of University Of Uyo(BSc), University of Ibadan(MSc) and Covenant University (PhD) and a former staff of Igbinedion University.

Leave all those PhD ish, once a barber always a barber

agbangam:
The way you guys support dis looters is so worisome and u guys want dis country to develop?? ATM Dansuki has said several times dat PMB vehicles were changed after BH attacked him and PMB deserves such been an ex head of state.
FFK d disgraced looter has decided to come up with his own phantom $350K and d fact that grown ups like u believe him is so shameful.
You guys may not like PMB dats understandable but believing dis Useless lies from FFk, No naaaah!!!

all the court cases no 1 has been proven guilty... So what are you saying.....

SternProphet:
So the NSA is really guilty of stealing and spreading money?. Thank God for Buhari. How many members of the Nigerian elite would have still come to power to probe Dasuki?. This is why I am ready to give Buhari four terms in office. The man is different. Most Nigerians would have been too grateful to probe and discipline these guys.

So PDP is now so degraded morally they are not even denying their crimes anymore . Their only hope is tarnishing the man probing them ..and they figure that will help them in the elections? That Buhari took cars and money so he is just as bad as them ..so we should vote for them or something. That is the new plan?. The black man is really cursed.
This FFK went to Cambridge or Oxford. smh.

And Good luck Jonathan - weak, corrupt, degenerate, cowardly, effete, fearful of Buhari, undeserving of office and undeserving of respect. No wonder God blew him away like the weak immoral chaff that he is.

So it's another FOUR years for Buhari.

only you, tramadol, refnol, codine, weed, bru for your cow head... No wonder

I came for comments for now nothing so I'll be back... Thank you

BoneBlogger:
A young man has sustained injuries from stray bullets fired by soldiers who rescued Senator Joshua Lidani from the Emir's palace in Gombe state where he was held hostage by irate youth on political ground. Thereafter, another five Police vehicle reportedly arrived the scene to evacuate the Senator's vehicles.

The injured youth was rushed to specialist hospital in Talasse, Gombe town.

It was reported that he senator representing Gombe South, Joshua Lidani, was held hostage by protesters in his constituency. It was gathered that Mr. Lidani paid an unscheduled visit to Talasse town, the headquarters of Balanga Local Government Area to meet with political associates.

The protesters reportedly asked the senator to come out and “answer some of their questions.”

A team of soldiers serving in Talasse town finally freed the senator after storming the area.

Report has it that the soldiers were at first confronted by the protesters when they arrived and sought to free the Senator. Sensing danger, the soldiers began to fire indiscriminately into the air forcing the protesters to disperse in different directions.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/soldiers-free-senator-joshua-lidani-held-hostage-in-talasse-town-gombe.html

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progress69:
Cow and Pig no be mate....
Oya Go play for dirty dirty!!

Yes master COW

progress69:
What kind of bullshit is this....!

Well such nonsense is expected for a Piggish Bishop.

wetin cow sabi!!!

sexy74:
Because internet is cheap does not mean you advertise your bad manners.
Learn not to insult people.

Even if it were to be expensive you will still see cows around, even for airport runway dem de dia

dynicks:
no be lie bro....d nigga needs urgent rehabilitation.....he's loosing it

� una don see attention seeker finish una dey give am joy.... Ignore the cow

Angelanest:
A man identified as Chief Joshua Ekpo was allegedly killed by his nephew on Sunday 25th March, 2018, at Eyosio - Osung Village in Udung Uko local government area of Akwa Ibom state. The man was allegedly attacked and beheaded by his nephew after a disagreement.

Sunday Esu who didn't reveal what actually transpired between the suspect and the deceased. Below is what he wrote;

What do you wish a young man that did this to his Uncle on Sunday 25th March, 2018, at Eyosio - Osung Village in Udung Uko LGA? "Do not pay back evil for evil"

I suggest he should be forgiven completely. Rest in peace Chief Joshua Ekpo.

I will ever miss those moments we joked together with your son Kolobee.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/man-beheads-his-uncle-after-gruesome-attack-in-akwa-ibom-graphic-photo.html

Im sure he was raised in the north

GavelSlam:
Of what essence is starting new projects when the entire nation is dotted with abandoned projects needing urgent attention?

Save that your questionfor the beer parlour.

Oga to build a new refinery from scratch would go a long way since they have spoiled the ones gej fixed

Mynd44:
Rice was 8,000 at what price? No job was created for local farmers and you were using FOREX you didnt have to make countries like Thailand richer.

With more rice farmers growing the product and more mills, the price can only come down but the money stays in Nigeria and create Nigerian jobs.

Reno and his silly nuggets

Point out 1 single project this APC Federal government started and has completed?

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eTECTIVe:
So there are Ppl who are yet to realise dis govt is a scam?

Collect one more bottle jare on me make we dey watch zombies as dem de wake up small small #Godsplan

madridguy:
Lightweight politician under the satanic umbrella We Nigerians gave your party 16 good years to transform Nigeria yet Nigeria is still struggling now we decided to CHANGE to fix and mop up your 16 years mess.

You rogues and your e-wailers can wail from now till thy Kingdom, come 2019 and beyond, nothing for PDP again in Nigeria.

Check your stats, 16 years 6tr vs 3 years 20tr..... GEJ shouldn't had shun that his Mr gentlemen ish just for this not to happen, even tho all he did was just warnings

LifeDrama:
A woman has made shocking revelation of the worst thing she has done to a man. She confessed of making her former lover eat her ‘toilet’ by mixing it with minced meat stew in a Jollof rice.

She disclosed to David Papa Bondze-Mbir of doing this as a payback to her ex-boyfriend that left her to marry another lady. She confessed together with other women in the private inbox of David Papa Bondze-Mbi on Facebook.

Below is the compilation of various confessions of women sharing the worst things they’ve done to the opposite sex.  

“He dated me for Three (3) years, and then left me for another woman. He married her actually. The worst thing I ever did to a man was to ask for a last night with him, a week to his wedding, to officially say goodbye. I prepared Jollof and minced meat Stew, with my Shit! I mixed the minced meat with my shit, spiced it up with so much flavored ingredients to reduce the smell of the shit. The stew looked so thick and nice and smelled good, I couldn’t be bothered to want to taste it.
He ate everything in the plate, meaning, it tasted good. I then congratulated him on his marriage. I moved on with my life.”
 “I had dated this guy for some years, and deep within me, wanted to marry him. He loved me too but he wasn’t sure whether or not to settle down. We were both ready to settle and spend the rest of our lives together… However, he was being unreasonable. Then my intuition drew my attention to certain, sudden changes. He was chatting/seeing another girl. A very pretty lady. My chances with him were becoming slim, so I drugged his drink, one night, at his home, with Ketamine. I had as much unprotected rides (sex) with him as I could, and then, cleaned him up.
The moment he woke up, I left his place. I got pregnant, and knowing him, he went ahead to do the right thing, to ask for my hand in marriage: because he didn’t want to raise a child outside marriage. We’ve done Eight ( years already, as husband and wife. I love the way he treats me as his wife. I love the way he loves his kids. I love the way he loves me. He calls me so many times in a day to check on me. He helps me cook, clean and train the kids. He allows me so much time to rest.

What I did may have been wrong, but it got me the result I needed. And, it brought out the best in him too. I love my husband, and I will do anything to make him realize that.”

3. “I live with a scumbag, who is a cheat and a liar. I just don’t know how to trust my husband, Dave. He’s made ‘trust’ impossible for me. I tried the penis lock thing on him, but it did not work out. I later found out that I may have gotten his favorite fruit wrong. So, it was months after that try that I overheard our son, asking his daddy, what his favorite fruit was. It was Orange.

I chewed Four (4) Orange seeds, broke one fresh egg and took the yolk out and put it in my mouth, added a tablespoon full of schnapps, forcefully spoke my heart desire out, and then swallowed the whole thing. That night, before sleeping, I gave my husband an intensive Mouth Gig, making him pre-cum in my mouth, and then swallowed that too. We had very good sex that evening.

Prior to that, he used to have a very cheerful mood every time he returned from work. I saw a sudden change in him the following evening. He wasn’t himself. He wouldn’t play with our kids, he wouldn’t eat his dinner, nothing! Then we got to bed, and I realized he wanted to have sex with me. I practically heard him breathe a sigh of relief when his dick erected.

He wouldn’t talk to me about his problems, but I overheard him talk on phone one dawn, to his girlfriend, about not being able to have erection anymore. Apparently, he had tried sleeping with other girls to be sure he wasn’t imagining things. But with me, he could have it in its full strength. I know he is disturbed. I feel his shame anytime he wants to have sex with me; I feel his guilt and confusion, but I don’t care, Dave. I did what I had to do, and it worked. He cannot have erection anywhere else, except in my presence.

Now, nobody forces him to rush home to be with me. He’s become my best friend. Sometimes, it may be all wrong to be selfish in getting what you want, but it is also alright, especially, if it puts the other party in check. I am so happy now, Dave.”

4. “I gained admission to pursue a Master’s programme in the States, 12 years ago, and I didn’t have the funds to pay for my fees. My husband couldn’t help out either, so I discussed it with a friend in Chicago, to help out. She’s black American, and had been my Facebook friend for Two (2) years. She was willing to help out. I wanted to make it up to her in a way, but couldn’t think of anything; then I remembered she once mentioned, wanting to have a baby with a Ghanaian man.
In fact, she was crushing on my husband, when she made those comments years back, so I invited her to Ghana, pitched an idea to her as payment for her help. My husband didn’t know her, so the plan worked so easily.

I gave my friend every information about my husband’s whereabouts, gave directs to where ever my husband informed me of going, so they accidentally bounce into each other. My friend is very pretty, so I wasn’t bothered. After Six (6) unsuccessful attempts, my husband finally noticed her, and started a conversation, took her number, and began flirting with her.

They engaged in sexual activities for almost a month and Two (2) weeks. When my friend found out she was pregnant, she left Ghana, to the States – without even saying ‘bye’ to my husband. I remember how down my husband was – for months. The least this I did, he got pissed. The least thing the kids did, he would be pissed. He began losing weight, started to think and wander in thoughts, cry at dawn, after calling my friend’s Ghana phone number, which, of course, she threw the sim away.

When he sobered after a few months, I asked him what the problem was, he wouldn’t mind me… Then I asked if he was cheating on me, and he said, no! Rather, “I lost a huge business deal.”

I am done with my Master’s Degree, which was fully funded by my friend. She gave me accommodation when I was in the States, allowed me play a major role in her baby girl’s life, until I returned to Ghana. We are all happy now.”

5. “I got pregnant for a married man I was dating. He wouldn’t want to have a baby with me so he gave me money to abort it. I used the money to buy food ingredients, prepared the meal with my pregnant urine – the day he was visiting me, and helped him eat the whole food. That very evening, he sent me a text message when he got home, asking about the pregnancy, and how he wished I hadn’t aborted it. I told him I hadn’t.

Dave, he bought a Two (2) bedroom house for me, provided money every week for my upkeep, hired a personal driver for my rounds, checked on me every day, till date. He has his own kids with his wife, but it’s like, my baby is his major concern now. My mum once told me how she used the pregnant urine procedure to make my dad commit to my birth and upkeep. I just had to revisit and remake history.”

6. “The night I found out about my husband’s affair with his personal secretary, I had a dream, a terrible dream, that he had been arrested at the airport for drug possession. Two (2) weeks after knowing about the affair, he informed me of traveling to the UK on a job assignment. He was travelling with his personal assistant.

David, this world can be very interesting, you know? And you know some dreams do come true too at a point, don’t you? Because my husband was arrested at the airport, with his PA, for drug possession. Luckily for the young lady, she was set free. My husband has Nine (9) more years to serve in prison.
Apparently, someone planted the cocaine inside his luggage. I wish I know who. Lol! Anyway, I am glad I know where my husband is now, 24/7. I don’t have to worry any more about where or what or who he is with right now. I am a happy woman. So, for me the worst thing ever done would be, jubilating and living life to the fullest, after finding out about my husband’s arrest. Lol!”

7. “I left my husband-to-be at the altar. One of the women he was sleeping with left a package at my gate: A phone that had all of their chat conversations and audio recordings of their numerous phone calls. She had a video recording on the phone – of them having sex, and all these dated to when we were courting. I always had this inner discomfort about my intended marriage to him. I was in my 30’s, feeling ‘older’ in my own skin, and wanted so much to be a ‘Mrs.’, somebody’s ‘Mrs.’. I was scared of being alone, I felt I was under so much pressure to settle down – because all of my age mates were getting married and having babies, that, I thought I was behind.

I almost rushed into marriage with him. Dave, I left him at the altar on our wedding day. And I made sure the phone delivered to me was sent to him in church – for his viewing pleasure. It was delivered to him on the altar by one of his best men. I drove to Holy Trinity Spa, to relax and rethink. I am still single, but very happy with myself. I am excelling at work. I am building myself up. I am feeling hopeful for the very best future ahead of me.”

8. “Well David, some people might see this as nothing but anyone who knows me very well will know this to be my extreme. I dated this guy for almost Six (6) years. I was faithful – he wasn’t (serial cheater), I gave him everything – he gave me nothing. For 6yrs I endured every emotional abuse possible. Someone will ask why I stayed for so long? I can only say I was very young and naive when I met him and he was wonderful in the beginning so I fell hard. And also I knew one day my time will come if I was patient enough. He used to break up with me most times when he found a new conquest just for the freedom to fool around and come back to me when he was done. He thought I didn’t know. As naive as I was and with encouragement and support from his parents and siblings I accepted him back. So unfortunately the last time he did that was a few days to Valentine ’s Day, and that was the day I decided, NO MORE!

My heart had been broken enough. God being so good, I had reconnected with an old friend who helped me selflessly at one point. Someone I knew from way back before I met this my ex. We started chatting as friends again and it gradually moved to something serious. It gave me the confidence I needed to get over my ex and move on. I knew my ex would come back with absolute certainty and this time I waited with pleasure. Well, he did come back a few months later and he realized something was different. I wasn’t so receptive. He went all out to make it up to me this time because he had planned to marry me the following year.

I believe he sensed losing me so he decided then to be serious. Not to blow my own horn but I am a very good woman, the best he had in every way and he knew it. But what he didn’t know and never dreamed was that I had accepted to marry this old friend of mine and I was planning my wedding. I accepted my ex, humored him. Made sure he was happy and secure in the knowledge that he still had me, ‘the LOVE OF HIS LIFE ‘. Only for him to wake up one Sunday morning to pictures of my marriage. He fell sick at once and had diarrhea for 3 days straight. He broke-down. It’s been 4yrs and counting and I’ve never regretted my choice once. I’m the happiest woman alive and I finally know what peace and security feels like. And he has just been moving from one girl to the next, struggling to find a ‘GOOD ONE’. My advice to anyone in such a situation is to just be patient and pray. Your time will come.”

9. “My husband has a character I despise. And, I had vowed never to have a child with him to inherit such character traits/genes. So I slept with his brother instead to get pregnant.”

10. “I needed a confession from my husband, so I paid a group of strong guys, enough money, to attack our home one dawn, and also threaten to kill my husband, if he did not confess to sleeping with the girlfriend of one of the robbers. The girl he confessed sleeping with – was the same girl I suspected was having an affair with. They beat my husband mercilessly, and then warned him to keep off her. Now, he walks on pins and needles when he goes out.”

11. “I lied about being a virgin to marry the man of my dreams. But truth is, I have slept with over 89 men. I had to survive at the University in order to pay my fees, so I managed to convince him by making believe something ‘virgin-like, on our honeymoon.”

12. “I was living a certain kind of life in the past that – getting pregnant was a ‘no-no’, so I had my womb tied. I had a daughter before making that decision. I gave my baby up for adoption, years ago, even though I know where she is and which family she is with. My husband has no idea of this past, and thinks, we ain’t getting pregnant because it’s not in ‘God’s time yet.’ I have bribed our family doctor to keep telling my husband everything is alright with both of us, and that, we both should keep trying for that baby. I am paying this doctor GHs 10, 000 every year, to stick to that script. That is my worst thing hidden from my husband.”

13. “I found out in December, that I am HIV+, I haven’t told my husband yet. We both have cheated in our marriage, however, I do not know who contracted it. So I am still being his wife, doing every duty, until he finds out about his own status.”

From the David Papa Bondze-Mbir’s Facebook page.

Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/02/28/i-served-my-boyfriend-with-jollof-mixed-with-my-shit/

� and after he ate the poo you're still d1 with the heart brake.... Poor you

venacom:
Source: http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/21/buhari-made-tinubu-mockery-every-pepper-soup-joint-apc-chieftain-ogbonnia/amp/

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OkpaAkuEriEri:
Girls r always jealousing demselves


Pls we're can I buy TSTV remote control.
Barca match is a sure loss.

Owww you have gotten the decoder already, mbok wey u buy am.....?

ikorodureporta:
Which album/songs do you consider your favorite for val?

For me, its old skool R.KELLY & TONI BRAXTON


lalasticlala, come & say somtin

Somebody baby by rudeboy slam jam

Narldon:



Even BokoHaram would be Jealous because Fulani Herdsmen are Recieving all the Attention

The herdsmen are bokoharam, they are being paid by the fg through bokoharam releasing captured persons, up till now no1 has been arrested, bad

Omooba77:
Just passed Lekki Toll gate and police already flooded the place in anticipation of the protest against the arbitrary increase of the toll fees

Why are they protestingthey should all die immediately, why didn't they protest bout the fuel scarcity

Unlimited419:
Source:- http://www.lekkigists.com.ng/2018/02/check-out-7-strong-candidates-that-are.html

Duke

Nonaira1:


I'm starting to believe the rumor that buhari might not be buhari after all but a replacement from sudan.

The way his wife and children are taking jabs at him is suspicious unless buhari is a terrible father and they hate him hence the jabs.

It's either he's a clone from sudan or he's a terrible father/husband and they hate him.

Buhari died while campaigning for the election.... The person that's in aso Rock is a different person

Ereolamide:
What message is this dotard trying to pass across, is it that ex president Jonathan is an humble man living like the average Nigerians?

What is the cost of a house in Maitama?

The interior of the parlor betrays any form of projected humility, that it can't contain ten people show that it's not a place a commoner would be invited into.

If you can't read in between em lines then stop say s h I t and get a life MBOK

Sirevangel:
Today is Sunday and it is the day 90% of we Christians go to church but most importantly some persons go to church with expectation so whats your expectation for the sunday?

Journey mercies

Opening doors for blessings

Good health for me family members

And blessings to all for their prayers