₦airaland Forum

StandingOvation:
I want to first and foremost thank the mosquito that bit me out of sleep thereby waking me early enough to be FTC.

I am also most grateful to the OP for properly timing when I will log into nairaland before posting this thread so I will be the first to comment(your children will henceforth carry FIRST position in school).

Big thanks also goes to Sylvia Nduka for taking time out of her busy schedule to get pregnant for the real or imaginary Dangote so nairalanders will have a fulfilled day of gossip.

Finally, thank you to my mum for sending me to school so I can learn to write humorously thereby putting a smile on people's faces.

fulaniHERDSman:
Guess who will be buried in a cow-like casket?

DAVECENA:
source:

www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/n23bn-diezani-poll-cash-ebonyi-gov-umahi-trouble/

gragraboy:
These south south people are the most backward set of people in this country oil belongs to the federation it is not your birth right.

Bolustic:
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[b]Oga, you don't need to salue Clinton for conceding, it's nothing special to them, it's a normal thing over there.

You only conceded because you never had a choice knowing fully well that you lost inside Aso Rock adn the northerners could kill you inside and also seeing what happened to Laurent Gbagbo.

You could be the Hero of the people who you failed to build their second Niger Bridge, it's nobody's business

Blendoscarz10:
medically or herbally @horpz24

AdeniyiA:
May thunder fire anyone who wishes to send us out of this world and this nation through hardship and scarcity...

updatemachine:
who are the "us"...?

slimz10:
Track him down for school...(or any open place)
Call am chairman say you want to reason am something.. ..

Move out with him and buy him drink (alcohol... 2 Bottles minimum)......
Tell him to forget about that "stuff" that happened in the hall that you were provoked previously before your issue with him (no apologize like woman o... I mean by kneeling down and crying)
Hear him out... . Smile if the case is settled and top up his drink with one more bottle.

Nb: Use this method if he is a top man... not all those wanna be.
Oko polythenic is a strong cultist school and I believe that all guys issue can be resolved over a bottle of beer.

I was never a cultist but will adopt this method when in similar case.

Final bullet: fictional scenario which might still give you the desired results.

TITOBIGZ:
Does he knw who u are? As in whether u too belong or not, if ur answer is NO
,Guy, no shakement, Just jejely dey live ur life, him go try intimidate u again, again stand ur ground and believe me u don earn him respect be that.
(NOTE: no show fear Oooo)

madapcmod:
Talk true, u watched that pdp guy on channels tv dissect buhari govt this morning.

Thats his parting quote

TANTUMERGO007:
they keep recycling stories for zombies to masturbate with

kitan2015:
Checked your signature then I realized that you Ipob by blood and nature...
Its good shaa its so nice advocating for your new Igwe in town...

AntiWailer:
Read the topic and ur response.

You will confirm that something is wrong with u some where.

If u are jobless, u will likely not get a job soon.

Employers hate 1mbeciles.

tempest01:
Ndito skolombo

joseph1832:
Well to be frank and sincere, the sufferings of nigerians didn't start today, it started in 1960, when tribalism, nepotism and all manner of religious sentiment was made the order of the day.

Things only got worse, because all any seed (corruption) need to germinate, is fertile land. And the fertile land is Nigeria.

The episodic decadence that has befallen this country since 1960 knows no bounds, as everyday, we see new form of pervasive and adverse behavior, from we the masses.

I'll like to tell whoever wrote that article that, he should rest his pen, and know that the time where people sell their kids just to survive, might never come. For how can it, when every 4 years, people like Ayo Fayose distribute 2 cups of rice to the masses to buy their votes.

And you see politicians becoming humble, sharing money and promising heaven and earth. So, all the nigerian masses have to do is 'tough it out' for 4 years, for that is what the nigerian masses are very good at, excelling in the most abysmal condition and situations, they find themselves. E.G. Even in our decayed and flawed educational system, people still graduate with 1st class, to further prove how dogged and touch they are, they still go abroad and graduate with the same 1st class.

So, suffering is what the nigerian masses are use to, as when you take away suffering from them, it might be hard for them to survive. All the more reason why you see them hailing and celebrating the very people, who stole, looted and placed them in the very misery they so revel in.

So, there's no cause for alarm. As they say "no be today yansh dey back" and "no be today yansh get parting".

AntiWailer:
So how does this show that u are intelligent and have something meaningful upstairs ?

U hide under Zombie chant to conceal ur lack of common sense and intelligent mind to engage in meaningful discussion.

AntiWailer:
So how does this show that u are intelligent and have something meaningful upstairs ?

U hide under Zombie chant to conceal ur lack of common sense and intelligent mind to engage in meaningful discussion.

AntiWailer:
No mind them.

izzou:
Does riding on a bike proves one Innocent?

Africans sef

Pedrop:
Presidential committee or presidential witch hunt machines ?


Probe Buratai, then we can begin to understand the government, not setting up committees to fabricate evidence where there is none just to witch hunt.


Aisha should visit USA.
Buratai should be probeb not defended.




Abi the deadline wey the give fayose never pass.... Toothless cat them be

kajoula:
hmmmm what a mess, why are men doing these ?
Madam,

1. Make sure you have multiple copies (backup) of this chats somewhere else

2. Make it known to him, his level of unfaithfulness and that you will report the issue to his parents,
check on his action if he will sincerely apologise.

3. Show all these pictures to his Parents,siblings that you know.

4. Show all the picture also to the fiancé of your said friend who is set to marry so that the fiancé will know the devil he's starting life with

5. Observe his attitude, if he feels remorse about it before taking up action No4, if he doesn't feel remorse about it.
Dont reveal your friend secret.

it's dishertneing but Truth be told

1How did you meet and marry this man ?
2What are the flaws you saw in him,did you take time to discuss and reach conclusion on issues with him ?
3How log did you court?

Bolustic:
Akwa Ibom, same state whose governor said only PDP has the solution to Nigeria's economic trouble. Can't believe PDP watched these roads for 16 years and did nothing.

Isn't it ironical that Akwa Ibom is from the same region of the so-called HERO and that he is an adopted son of the other region? yet he didn't see anything to do to these roads and same people still have him over 90% of their votes? Still they will still call others ZOMBIES. Who is more Zombified here?

fiizznation:
After blowing up all the pipelines in their region; believe you me, they will come for the 'elders'

dauntless15:
Lmao toyota tundra, this lekpa guy just signed his death warrant

HungerBAD:
International speaking tour?

Who listens to this man?what does he talk about?how to be in charge of looters and economic saboteurs?
Or how to steal a country dry?

Good thing he flies in and out of Nigeria via PH,as I am sure there are people with rocks and stones in their hands, waiting for him at the Lagos or Abuja Airport.

What a failure.