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hifaif:
I wasted hours arguing with you... Bliss, you
owe me that time back. I want it now.

You're not smart!

Provide the link(s) I requested for.

Or tell us which institution produced you?

hifaif:
You are really sounding pained. I did not even insult you much. You were the one busy throwing insults instead of helping yourself with some knowledge.

Pained? This boy doesn't even know Iconize.

I bully incorrigible dunces for fun.

Okay!

"I want to acquire some knowledge now", can you kindly provide me with the link(s)? Better still introduce me to your school where peeps are taught that narrative length is the only determinant of a novel.

hifaif:
So now it comes to editing posts, right?Are you still a kid. Grow up joor.

Stop crying.

You've been blinded, owned and outshined.

Kindly provide the link(s), lad.

hifaif:
Next time, read before getting in an argument with a guru.

Your pummeling was a "triple jeopardy".

You got blinded, owned and outshined.

hifaif:
You don't need to open a book before you engage a slap-happy lad like me.

Kindly provide me a link that says; narrative length is the only determinant of a novel.

hifaif:
Thank Buddha, they are opinions not fact.

Yes, I am relaxed after you pummeled me.

Next time, think before talking.

**You don't need to be completely wrong before you get blinded and outshined by Iconize

hifaif:
Wiki, not the world. FYI, Wiki is only as good as the editors who might even be people who think Africa is a country.

I hold a diploma in Literature and even though I have never had to study CAR in class, I have read it. I doubt even if you have seen the book before.

CAR is a work of fiction but it is not a novel. Unlike you, I am not a mediocre in Literature. The least you could have done instead of resorting to insults was to search for more links on the works of Achebe and see how they were categorized.

While didn't Wikipedia include other story books by Achebe? Or you think CAR was the only children's fiction he wrote

You're just running back and forth, so sad

You don't necessarily need to be completely wrong to get blinded and outshined by me.

The whole "new" scenario boils down to your dumb claim; that narrative length is the only determinant of a city, which you later claimed was a statement against my sarcasm.

I don't remember saying C.A.R was a novel rather I presented you with the Wiki pages of C.A.R and Achebe's novels, which states that C.A.R a novel.

What was my definition of a novel? I called it a "usually" long narrative . . . . .

hifaif:
She is considered doesn't make her mother of modern African literature. I would prefer Aidoo who started the process.

I'm happy you're relaxed now after the pummeling.

However, your opinion doesn't change her status. If the "world" thinks she's and you think she's not, fine.

A single opinion against millions is irrelevant.

adamskutty:
sorry

Bad niggur!

adamskutty:
do u have big bom bom, oh bantu lady?

Wrong quote.

hifaif:
Thanks, I appreciate you. I tried my best to be civil. I guess I messed up in the end though. I should have just ignored him since he proved long ago that he had nothing but insults to offer.

Thanks.

Boy, tell us who else is considered the mother of modern African literature if not Nwapa.

hifaif:
You? SMP. One day, a boy would disgrace you for calling Chike and The River a novel. I hope it will be your own son to point your ignorance to you.

The issue is not about what I called it but what the world sees it as.

I don't even remember calling it a novel. I only presented links that proves that C.A.R is a novel after you said it wasn't a novel.

Let's assume I called C.A.R a novel, now tell us who taught you that narrative length is the only determinant of a novel.

Hifai, getting pummeled by Iconize.

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Boy, if you've the courage we can still go ahead to discuss some other sectors you said south Africa beats Nigeria in.

I want to own, blind and outshine you again.

hifaif:
What kinda stupid arse low down slowpoke
would start praising himself for an argument where he never made a point?

You've been blinded, owned and outshined.

Next time don't go about saying things you know nothing about.
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You're my boy and I've thoroughly flogged you.

hifaif:
Go and unborn yourself. You are less than nothing to me, your slowpoke.

I used SMP to tell you I didn't take your words seriously. Show me the post where I said it was sarcasm, you big fool.

#Another heavy blow# https://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/07/33/073362d3a0e2a7f3fef2c56a112a4a44.jpg?itok=O5ODpVKb

I've buttressed all I said here about your dumbness, I even had to quote some of our early posts.

hifaif:
At least, I made a point. Where is yours? You should cover your face. You have only insults to show.

#A blow!# https://media.kayfabenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Punch-300x187.jpg

You made which points?

I defined a novel, stating that I don't disprove that its a lengthy narrative. . . . . .

But you were busy spreading misinformation about lengthy narrative being the only determinant of a novel.

hifaif:
Go and unborn yourself. You are less than nothing to me, your slowpoke.

I used SMP to tell you I didn't take your words seriously. Show me the post where I said it was sarcasm, you big fool.

He's pained!

You've been owed and outshined by Iconize.

You said you used that statement against my sarcasm, forgetting that you made that statement before I said anything about Kenyans.

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hifaif:
SMP. I have been throwing the punches while you have been throwing insults.

Where are the punches?

Such a moronic boy!

Probably you threw punches; by telling us narrative length is the only determinant of a novel and after hours, you're now telling us it was a sarcastic statement.

hifaif:
It is taking a dunce like you hours to understand that SMP means Shitting My Pant and doesn't signify a show of taking anything personal.

He's trying to be smart.

How does shitting on your pant translate to sarcasm?

Boy, you're a pure m_oron and you know it.

You were shitting on your pant as a cholera patient that you're.

You've been flogged and pummeled thoroughly.

You also got blinded and outshined by Iconize.

hifaif:
I repeat, you are fool who doesn't know it. You have done nothing but throw insults. Is that how to argue?

Argue?

Boy, I'm not arguing with you! Rather I'm pummeling you severely.


It took you hours to realize you were being sarcastic!

hifaif:
Sorry to say, you are FOOL. I replied you once you insisted I took your sarcasm serious.

You don't need to be sorry. How long did it take you to reply and also get replied? I'm not sure if it was up to 3minutes.

By the way, that's out of the topic. Kenyans are totally out of the topic.

It took this addled m_oron hours to realize he was being sarcastic after being questioned several times.

What a slap-happy dunce!

hifaif:
Since you are so forgetful, I will patiently remind you.

I replied you when you said I took your sarcasm seriously.

Go and read that particular post again. It has nothing to do with this argument.

Did it take up to 2 minutes you asked the question and I replied?

Besides, the issue about Kenyans have nothing to do with this discourse. But your statement about narrative length being the only determinant of a novel has everything to do with our discourse.

Can you slap yourself in the cheek, boy!

You've been pummeled by the great Iconize.

hifaif:
I maintain my stand. You refused to read properly which is why you are making unnecessary mistakes.

This was my sarcasm;

iconize:
The world sees Kenyans as East Africans but hifaif is tryna tell us they're not.

Your reply

hifaif:
SMP. Where did I say they were not East Africans?

My immediate reply. It didn't take me hours to reply after your question, unlike you who realized you were being sarcastic after hours

hifaif:
SMP. Where did I say they were not East Africans?

Why are you always trembling? I've told you the whites are not coming.

I was just being sarcastic.

hifaif:
I was replying to your supposed sarcasm about Kenya.

Guy, calm down and read well.

I am still maintaining my stand

You replied my sarcasm about Kenya after how many hours of maintaining seriousness about your supposed sarcasm?

I even asked you more than 7times, where you were taught such and you never said it was sarcasm until pictures of your dumbness became more vivid.

Hiafai, for the fact the you're even defending your supposed sarcasm to be true crowns your confusion and dumbness.

This minute "it was a sarcasm", the minute "it was a serious statement".

I pummel m_orons for fun!

hifaif:
You are the one who is confused. And I understand why. You can't come to an argument with just a definition from Wiki. Literature is wider than that.

I think a mad person will even marvel at your confusion.

You've been pummeled from every corner, hence the confusion.

You authoritatively said; narrative length is the only determinant of a novel, only to tell us after hours that you were being sarcastic. Who does that?

hifaif:
Why do you want to know? I have given you an explanation. It is your turn to say what you know on the subject.

So?

What else is there to explain? I've simply explained to you what I understand from the word novel.

Unlike you who has been deviating and talking like an addled being.

This minute its sarcasm, the next minute you're seriously defending the statement.

Talk about confusion and insecurity!

hifaif:
Yes. That is what distinguishes the novel from other SHORT FICTION. You can't just pick up a story book and say you are reading a novel.

Whoo!

So the other determinants like;

1) Imaginary characters

2) Imaginary events, don't count?




This minute you're defending the statement, the next minute, "I said it to mock you".

Such an addled being!

For someone to say that narrative length is the only determinant of a novel, and after hours he's now saying he said that in a bid to scoff me.

What a baseless and moronic excuse.

hifaif:
Insults can't give you points over me, bro, if not I would have stopped being civil with you.

The only difference between a NOVEL and a SHORT FICTION is size. Technically, they have the same elements such as themes, plot, scenes, characterization, suspence, conflict, denouement, etc.

Okay!

Can you now tell us where you were taught that narrative length is the only determinant of a novel.

Failure!