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Romance › Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Idaytesj29(m): 9:19pm On Feb 05

Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

Kanwulia:
Then I rest na. Nor be by force. If you know say your 'OKADA' tire don deflate, you nor go go inflate am or pack am for your backyard?
Which wan you dey sen pesin to go buy EXTRA LARGE CD for spiritually-dead blokos?
Come make me go buy 'pain-killers' and 'numbing gels' for nothing!
Make I for fit waka well the next day.

Romance › Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Idaytesj29(m): 9:06pm On Feb 05

Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES”! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his next romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

Your own too dey come

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Sports › Re: Stanley Nwabali Leaves Chippa United, Silent On Next Move by Idaytesj29(m): 2:14pm On Feb 05

Akfrenzy:
He should move to Europe

Israel preferably

Israel so that they can bomb him in the war to forcefully claim Palestinians country and annihilate the people there or become a victim of a potential reprisal bombing from Iran if US attacks eventually enters into war with Iran?

I thought you love him.

Any European League will be okay for him.

Autos › Re: 2016 Honda Accord Touring by Idaytesj29(m): 11:26am On Feb 03

Okay. No problem. Thank you

gsinach:
oh sorry the car is sold out.

Business › Re: First Abu Dhabi Bank To Open Nigerian representative Office In Sub-saharan Push by Idaytesj29(m): 9:42pm On Feb 02

SmartPolician:
What am I supposed to do with this piece of useless information?

Bookmark it till 2027 when you and Peter Obi will lose and switch to wailing wailer mode for another 4 years

Business › Re: First Abu Dhabi Bank To Open Nigerian representative Office In Sub-saharan Push by Idaytesj29(m): 9:22pm On Feb 02

SmartPolician:
Yes, this is good news at least they are not coming for retail banking but focusing on financing critical projects.

Now, Tinubu - who loves to borrow away the future of Nigerians - doesn't have to solely depend on weak Nigerian banks, China and Afrexibank anymore 🙂🙂

Peter Obi will still lose in 2027

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Autos › Re: 2016 Honda Accord Touring by Idaytesj29(m): 6:57pm On Feb 02

Show the engine bay pls?
Is the catalyst intact?

Romance › Re: My Married Guy Advised Me Not To Get Married by Idaytesj29(m): 7:45pm On Jan 31

Inyaky:
Well, speaking to him that way does not show good character either

He should better remain single, most Nigerian men have bad character but are busy looking for a woman that will lick their ass.

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Romance › Re: My Married Guy Advised Me Not To Get Married by Idaytesj29(m): 5:53pm On Jan 31

With the way you addressed him, baby Mama is better. If he is single, and you address him like this, you will make him more determined to remain single

Inyaky:
What exactly are women benefiting, your mom dropped her father's name, took your father's name, by that she chose a new family. She cooks, clean and nurture you, what do you guys want from women, aren't men supposed to be the head of the table and provider? Married is far better than baby mama.

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Romance › Re: My Married Guy Advised Me Not To Get Married by Idaytesj29(m): 5:51pm On Jan 31

Babatunjo:
So I was at dinner with a friend this week. Guy has been married for about 8 years now... married almost immediately after uni. Tall guy, always had fine girlfriends back in school. You’d think na him go dey hype marriage pass.

Out of nowhere, he just sighed and said he regrets marrying… apart from the kids.
His advice shocked me.

He said if he were single again in 2026 Nigeria, he would never marry. That I should just find a woman, have between 1 to 3 kids if I want, make her comfortable, take care of my responsibilities... but avoid marriage completely.

I laughed it off, but then it hit me:
My boss had told me something very similar some time ago.
Then I remembered a former neighbour... fine wife, two kids, lovely family pictures on social media... he also warned me not to rush into marriage.

These are not bitter, broke men o. These are men society would call “successful”.

So now I’m asking myself (and una): Wetin really dey happen?
Is marriage quietly becoming something different from what we were sold?

The demands, pressure and heat is just too much for men, the reward does not equal to or measure up at all. What can you get in marriage that you can't get out of it?

Intimacy that you might get married for in order to be straight with God, married men get less of it, you will later have to use money to buy pussy. Then you can't travel anyhow, chase dreams anyhow.... I am doing things now that I had to put on hold for marriage and raising family now, something I should have done 7 5 years ago but relentless bills after marriage won't let me.

Just think we'll before you start. But if you are lucky to find a good girl which is rare. You may go ahead. But they are all good girls before marriage, it's after marriage that they turn to something else.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Makes Top 10 Contributors To Global GDP, Elon Musk Reacts by Idaytesj29(m): 10:59am On Jan 31

seunmsg:
Top 10 contributors to global real GDP growth (2026)

Source: IMF

Source

And we know the region that contributes next to nothing to that stats in Nigeria.

Crime › Re: Cocaine Trafficking Ring Busted In Thailand, Nigerian Man And Thai Wife Arrested by Idaytesj29(m): 8:28am On Jan 31

PulaPower:
You say?

John Chukudi is gone for life! Organ harvesters are already negotiating about his internal organs..

John Chukwudifu Utaka?

Romance › Re: France Moves To Abolish Concept Of Marital Duty To Have Sex by Idaytesj29(m): 8:23am On Jan 31

Europeans especially French women should forget about getting married forever after the passage of this law.

Ironfaceman:
This most be the most disgusting read I've seen today.

Without sex there's no relationship, man got into marriage to fulfil a sacred order and sex is one of it.

It's in the vow for better or worst in sickness and in health.

If you most take permission to have sex with your wife, you might as well pay a woman money for sex.

Whereby the objectivity of sex has been fettered to reason.

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Politics › Re: IPOB Declares February 2 Sit-at-home Across S’east, Faults Soludo by Idaytesj29(m): 8:14am On Jan 31

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/ipob-declares-february-2-sit-at-home-across-seast-faults-soludo

Other Biafra terrorists or territory kwa? Lol 😂😂😂 small yansh dey shake. You never see Biafra enforce on SE, you dey shook mouth enter "Other Biafra Terrorists", nawa o

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Declares Sneidman Persona Non Grata, Israel Reciprocates by Idaytesj29(m): 6:00pm On Jan 30

fmlala:
Cant SA sue for peace ni, must they follow Iran enter ditch?

You think everyone mumu like you?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Idaytesj29(m): 7:32am On Jan 29

themanderon:
Please can you tell us the etymology of that name Palestine and it's history?

What etymology do you need beyond the one the world witnessed? People fled Nazi massacre in Europe and we're accepted in Palestine to live freely and take refuge. Suddenly, the said they own the country and changed it's name. And start calling the country Samaria and Judea from one Book more than half of the world does not Believe in or proclaim cos it's believed to be manipulatively written by the West especially new testament.

Using religious history that you cannot verify or justify to annihilate other people is pure evil. Using Bible to make yourself feel good and justify murdering, displacing and dispossessing others in terrorism. It's Christian Terrorism.

Death to all terrorists.

Crime › Re: Man Who Specializes In Robbing Hilux Arrested In Lagos, See What He Uses As Gun by Idaytesj29(m): 11:40pm On Jan 28

DONFASZY:
This might b d same man and his group that ve vandslize my lexus gx460 in ologolo lekki...white gx460..i lost 2m++++...pls i stil ve some video of d cctv footage...he shoukd go to jail pls

People you will later call innocent Nigerians in prison

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Idaytesj29(m): 11:34pm On Jan 28

11doubledee:
So cyrus the great (IRANIAN king) that re built the Jewish temple in Jerusalem is imaginary after freeing the jews from captivity, historical facts shared by both Iran and the jews.
You are free to keep on deceiving yourselves on this forum, it changes absolutely nothing from the reality outside.
There is no place for ISLAMIC TERRORISM ANYMORE.

All these lies in books that you don't know who wrote them will put you in trouble. No place for Christian Terrorists in this world either. We are not rejecting one and condoning the other. Both Muslim and Christian Terrorists is what we rejected. We are changing the narratives. No more religious propaganda. Isreal is a terrorist state.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Idaytesj29(m): 10:05pm On Jan 28

11doubledee:
Keep on deceiving yourselves.
How judea and Samaria suddenly become west bank in the 20th century you go tell us.
What historical heritage connects Palestine with Nazareth, bethlehem and co, you go still explain.
Same format Islamic terrorists are using to destroy minority Christian communities in Northern Nigeria 🇳🇬, if those ones organise themselves in future to reclaim their land ,you go call them land grabbers abi.
Make una continue

Those are imaginary tales of the moonlight that does not exist or happened. Judea or Samaria does not exist in modern times. Israel has no legal claim over that land. That place must and should be Palestine, a country called home by Jews, Araba , Christians , muslims and Judaism worshippers. Not only Jews or Zionist. And if you are brave travel to that "Israel" and proclaim Jesus Christ as God and trinity and bet it if you will not be murdered I. Their street. If you return without them trying to kill you, I owe you 1 million naira.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Lays Flowers At The Grave Of His Brother Killed During Nazi Seige (Photos) by Idaytesj29(m): 9:08pm On Jan 28

Israel is the only land grabber we know internationally.

CodeTemplarr:
The land grabber playing his cheap victim card to keep the war going. Very bitter thing.

How many rossyians have died and how many more need to die for him to realize ukraine will never count as an achievement?

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Health › Re: Number Of Suicides In Nigeria By Geopolitical Zone by Idaytesj29(m): 8:28pm On Jan 27*

Switruth:
Everybody dey chop belle full for SE na... Those 24 might be people from other region.

How many non south eastern people dey live for SE? It's not a tolerant region, non indigenous people are not many there compare to the North and South West.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: ICE Barged Into A Mexican Woman's House In Minnesota, Terrified Young Children by Idaytesj29(m): 3:19pm On Jan 27*

blingxx:
America made a really big mistake

Trump's father made a big mistake that is costing the world. A simple use of a condom or his mother swallowing it would have save us all from all these rubbish.

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Sports › Re: Patrick Dorgu Out For 10 Weeks With Injury by Idaytesj29(m): 3:17pm On Jan 27

plessis:
Patrick Chinazaekpere Dorgu.

O'Dorgu

Business › Re: Rewane Pegs Naira’s True Value At ₦1,257/$, Says Currency Undervalued By 11% by Idaytesj29(m): 7:23am On Jan 27

What does where he came from has to do with anything.? Everything must be tribalistic to you. Later you will be pointing accusing finger that a certain stock of people are tribalistic

Checkwell:
I no too dey understand this man. Where is he even from, sef?

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Travel › Re: Japa: Please How Can I Get Into Greenland? by Idaytesj29(m): 9:18pm On Jan 26

BangaRice:
Imagine at a time Nigerians and other non-European nationals are being deported from USA. If i can just make it into Greenland and integrate well, Denmark or USA is sure after the dust of whatever they have going on has settled.

Who knows how i can get into greenland peacefully and in one piece please?
Nairalanders should help a bro.

Lol 😂😂😂

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran’s Supreme Leader Retreats Underground Due To U.S Possible Strike by Idaytesj29(m): 5:11pm On Jan 25

CyynthiaKiss:
Shameless Islamic terrorist running like a rat he’s..

The so called your terrorist murder your mother? What manner of busy body is this?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Leader Sends Message To Americans As Millions Protest In Minneapolis by Idaytesj29(m): 2:50pm On Jan 25

It's true! Like FG got Nnamdi Cownu like a chicken and jailed him sokoto, he is not sure he will see tomorrow.

StoryHaven:
The guy is high on Camel urine.

Someone wey dey inside rabbit hole dey type.

He is not sure if he go see tomorrow. MOSAD or CIA can get him any time.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Leader Sends Message To Americans As Millions Protest In Minneapolis by Idaytesj29(m): 2:49pm On Jan 25

You dey mind the Olosho full

easiest:
Stupid talk how is he a terrorist as if you are not alive when US caused chaos in their land just because they want their country to be like Syria, but all sabotage failed at the end of it

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Leader Sends Message To Americans As Millions Protest In Minneapolis by Idaytesj29(m): 2:48pm On Jan 25

insidelife22:
The difference is Trump was typing his own from two known places Florida or the white house.

While Khameni likely typed from a tunnel or an underground bunker.
The difference is clear

You wish.
Original content kpain you there.

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Travel › Re: Enugu-Onitsha Expressway Being Constructed With Cement Concrete By Tinubu Govt by Idaytesj29(m): 7:02pm On Jan 24

Ask Dozie to do them. Sebi na Dozie dey do am? Don't complain to us, just ask Dozie to do the needful.

mrvitalis:
It's being constructed by MTN nigeria
Initiated by the late Pascal Dozie when he was chairman of MTN nigeria

This has nothing to do with Tinubu
9th mile to obi is bad
Aba to port Harcourt is bad
Owerri to port Harcourt is bad
Umahia to ikot ekpene is bad ( tho otti has taken over)
Aba to owerri is bad
Enugu to ogoja is bad

There are many federal road in south east that Tinubu can do... Stop stealing people's project

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Reconciles With Ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill by Idaytesj29(m): 6:56pm On Jan 24

GOFRONT:
Hmmmm........OKAFOR'S Law of Congoelasticity has been taking place under the cover.........It has just been officially declared open...

Okafor's law..........One sweet Law.

Okafor's law of Congodynamics.

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