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SEOJanitor:
Terrorist Propagandist spotted.

Na you be terrorist na, your room dey face Cownu own for sokoto for the highly needed brain surgery to remove collective tribal victim mentality [quote author=ibtommy post=137704022][/quote]

Shinedu cry me a river
Terrorist sympathizer

ibtommy:
. Keep it shut, boy man

Kobojunkie:
Well, list some of the tangible benefits of traditional marriage to the woman.

Well, same rhetorical question can be asked by men who are husbands too, you know?

GOFRONT:
What Nigeria Army, Airforce and Navy cNnot do, Common Amotekun has done it

Rest small, they are all working together. Security is holistic. Everyone will play their part. Even in security meetings, Amotekun commander must be invited by the governor.

Kobojunkie:
The free benefits that a man gains from being married. For the average married Nigerian man, marriage provides him with his personal housemaid/chef/nanny/sex-worker/laundry woman/therapist/assistant/house manager, etc.— all of this out of a woman desperate to cling to the Mrs badge from which she finds her worth — all at a cost that is next to free when compared to the market value. It is not easy to give all of that up, even when he has sidechicks on the side who he knows can leave him at the drop of a kobo.

Yeah but these women got nothing in return from their spouses right?

Kobojunkie:
That's pretty much the same thing in Nigerian. Your beloved endurance marriages in Nigeria are powered by women tolerating bullsheet and unmentionables every single day of the marriage.

They have been waiting for you and you didn't disappoint. G.O.A.T

His choice? Did he gave the people he terrorized a choice?

trutharena:
Kanu should be allowed to stay in a correctional facility of his choice.

Kano
The Kano State had all her security agencies represented. Holistic approach to security. I like this. Unlike Lagos, that called just Army and Police lol 😂 and say they had a Security Meeting?

naptu2:
Uncle Deji @DejiAdesogan



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Owontime:
Nonsense, you stay wherever they put you. Yeye terrorist

Our brave terrorist who knows the law and constitution like he knows the lines in his palms is not so brave anymore.

This statement of his reads soberness, is it not too early for the lion 🦁 the conqueror to become sober cos FG never start with him

What manner of rubbish is this?

nairalandankrah:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nwest/817663-sokoto-govt-introduces-allowances-for-imams-monthly-cash-allocations-to-mosques.html

meobizy:
Omotola and Rita Dominic could do no wrong in the mid 2000s. Omotola released a music album. We laughed at it, but everybody bought it. I remember the outcome being decent. We heard she cheated on her husband with many small boys. The man still remained in the marriage, gidiba. He even defended her actions. Her career those years, blooming!

Sha, no situation remains forever.

Who asked you about Rita Dominic? This is MI and Omolola news? Why bring Rita in? Igbos, like to make everything about them. Stay focused on the topic, no whataboutism pls.

lordm:
Hamas is evil. Some other political entity will take over for the growth of Palestinians in Gaza

That's what I thought initially (through western media propaganda), now I realize that Hamas is a freedom fighting organization for the rights of their people, fighting for the right to have a state, right to live, right to self determination, right to go to the beach and play, right to sleep your home and not be invaded by IDF, right to be recognized as an human being worthy of empathy and kindness.
All which the Zionist Israeli state has taken from the Palestinians.
If the People of Palestine want them their political head, who the hell are we to chose for them what their leadership should be like?

Arrowhead71:
That's right
Please Hamas must not agree to any disarmament
Let them fight it out ...and nobody should intervene or shout genocide or war crime anywhere

Build more bunkers and apply for second passport before it's too late. Rubbish

Realmssss:
Mad man so all the people being killed in your country everyday by Islamic terrorist are not human.... bloodsucking jihadist

Focus on the topic he is discussing with you. Don't detail. Don't do whataboutism

Hamas is going no where. Deal with it.

lordm:
They better expel hamas from that place .

festacman:
Kabiyesi Rasheed Radoja should bring a little bit of flamboyance to his reign. He may have a self-effacing and down-to-earth personality but royalty needs a large dose of colourfulness and a bit of swagger.

Like Oluwo right? We ain't gat no time for those shyt. Ibadan is always focus on the business, no time for distractions

KillahPriest:
yet una dey cry bitter tears say FG wan move certain port activities comot from Lagos. You should be happy that your glorified slum will become a bit decongested and that's if you're even from Lagos or just a noise maker from Oshogbo or some other hinterland village

No place in the SE is as developed as Osogbo. Take that first. Then, let FG take away the ports. Oyo State had no ports, but did better than all the SE states in Income generation. It's about the guile, intelligence and acumen of the people not ports.if your dot in the circle region has a port in each state capital, it's will still not flourish. The high time you respect your boss the better for you. SW pass you for everything, we are your big boss. No capping. Bend the knee. Stop embarrassing yourself due to hatred of the region that feeds you and accommodate you.

Mirasteel:
Don't mind that comedian president, I wonder how they made him president in the first place.

Thank God the Chief Comedian of Agulu, Agbotikuyo of SE Region, funnier than Sabinus was not elected here as president. We for hear am.

trutharena:
Trump really has that diplomatic swagger.

You're joking right?

Sonnobax15:

As bad as Sani Abacha was,but this is the kind of time where you won't have any other option than to miss someone like him .

Cutting the head to spite the nose. Omo Igbo don't cease to amaze.

christejames:


I thought my ronu brothers said Lagos is the largest city in the world after New York City?




Oops, Lagos is not even to the level of Luanda, Abidjan, Nairobi, Cairo, Johannesburg or even Marrakech in Africa

Even at that, una they hide inside night bus dey enter Lagos in thousands every day. If any SE capital is half as developed as Lagos. Una no go allow us rest, but they are all Trumps Shitholes.

SuKwudi be calming down.
No go get bp like this o. As if the terrorists never operate for your dot in a circle region before.

kaltonga:
I have said may a times that the biggest problem to the Nigerian state are all this online fake patriots., people who will see white and call it black in the name of cowardice or tribal useless interest that never benefits them.

Ho can one in his right state of mind call this Fulani terrorist bandits..when you call them bandits then you down play the seriousness of their attrocites which you are part of and you want God to fight for you.
People who will see evil and garnish it with good

Or chew clay

Jennyclay:
I rather chew jeans than tell a man I like him

Goodmarlian:
The real giant of Africa South Africa the most outspoken black nation on earth competing with the whites, no wonder they hate other African countries because they are not ready to grow.

Shuckwudi don drop motigbetional comment.

Kukutente23:
Is this not the clown who says he supports death penalty for blasphemy

How come he suddenly knows what sounds dumb and illogical

How logical is it to kill people because they said stuff you don't like about a prophet who doesn't even know you

The same way you support killing innocent people because a book written people you don't know say some people who exiled themselves willingly are promised a certain promised land. Why can't Ala Ibo be the promised land?

Before you pick the log of wood in other's eyes, have you removed yours?

Pakute:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/11/28/ipob-buharis-ex-aide-dismisses-news-of-kanu-converting-wardens-in-sokoto-prison/

His supporters are cancer to the society, they can Believe anything.

maasoap:
I'm actually referring to 700k naira per month. It is huge but if you are not a retiree, you will eventually realise that it is not enough. Because you have needs beyond meeting your basic needs

You are right.

I know, what I am saying is that the revenue from his investment is like 700k naira per annum. So, of it's 700k per month, it could be better and interest people to invest in it. But 700k per annum no be am at all.

maasoap:
In Nigeria of today, 700k naira monthly might not be able to meet your finances most especially if you have a wife and kids who are still growing up and under your care

nairalandankrah:
https://thesun.ng/inmates-declare-kanu-president-inside-sokoto-prisons/

President of Prison-Sokoto-Biafra Republic lol 😂😂😂