bentlywills:
Ur ppA sef got me rolling

Did u study forestry in skool

Lol!! We make facts using figures...dat's wat I studied

Psalmuel92:
Chai! call lalasticlala to cum buy nw

Lalasticlala no dey eat snake nah!!

Abi bro,na lie

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You are indeed a joker!!!

In Adekunle's voice #AriwoKoNiMusic

nickyvil:
Lala food don ready o.. Naija self instead make u use hand catch am pet am n take am back to bush u kill am.

Bros,ao many u don use hand catch

Obinovictor:
This your PPA, na wa o... Hope that's not your Lodge behind you?

Nawa ooo!! U pple can observe gan ooo!!!

No be my lodge ooo

Nightie:
u no cook am?

I'm allergic to snake eating buddy

I've never spared a snake before and ain't sure it's gonna happen!!!

Take a look at another victim!!




RIP!!!

Contact me on 07062929482

U might be lucky 2 b a statistician

Below are two sets of questions. With your partner, take turns asking each other the questions in order. Once you’ve completed all the questions, spend four interrupted minutes looking directly in each other’s eyes.

Set 1

1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

3. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

4. What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

11. Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

Set 2

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

14. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

16. What do you value most in a friendship?

17. What is your most treasured memory?

18. What is your most terrible memory?

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

20. What does friendship mean to you?

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?




Source:http://www.informationng.com/2016/06/2s-questions-that-&

Here is one!!!


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lilyqueen:
Nil

#thumbup if u r nt acting fake

herbie27:
You're not making any sense, people go into relationships for different reasons with different mentality, no one likes to be dumped, but it happens for reasons the dumper knows best.

No one should blame his or herself for a failed relationship, shit happens, marriages break...talk more of a dating relationship.

On the same note!! U should learn the basic ethics of approaching pple...#mtchew

herbie27:
Some threads are simply annoying, that was how one tagged non-virgins as Oloshos.

So if i was in a promiscuous relationship, and decided to walk out, i should kill myself op.

No1 is preaching suicide here.... sometimes u av to "look b4 u leap"

StPete:
OP U started dis thread by being judgemental so how on earth do u expect anyone to sincerely answer your question.

Besides, just as some ppl only stick to one job no matter how boring, others tend to experiment with a couple until they find that one that 'tickles their fancy'

I'm nt bin judgemental....it's common sense

A quote from a Nlander that is worth reviewing!!!



Its so disheartening how people are so proud to say that they have been in so many failed relationships.. ..

Some people have EXes... . To me its more of commercializing relationship.

If you have more than one EX pls examine ur self, you might as well be the problem cos an EX is enough to teach the required lesson.

I attended the wedding ceremony of my EX, she was bold to introduce Me to her hubby as her EX, they took my gift and we had a picture together. ....

This is because we separated with maturity on common ground . ...

And that is the first and only relationship i have had so far.... My next must be my wife.. .


Pls can you Count ur EX


Source
Nlander: enshi

Cc: lalasticlala,ishilove,seun

firstking01:
Is that a stvpid or dumb question?...una just lack thread to create.

Create yours and stop ranting guy

0ubenji:

The guy is really stewpid for actually asking such a question. Thinking he needs ur permission to marry ur sista. I no go lie.
But, u're actually stewpider for thinking u've got some veto over their affair, if they both choose to get serious with it. That is, if u respect ur sister as ur babe's brother respected her enuf to allow her date u as her ultimate choice.

Can't pick any point in ur epistle...somehow!!

0ubenji:

Nonsense!
When u wanna marry someone else's sister, you're the qualified type, but when person wey be ur padi, wan marry ur own sister, they're always the unserious type.
I'm not new to this infantry politics bros.

If u are in the game,u'll understand better

skarlett:


Okay but you know what they say about birds of a feather right?

Must u talk?

Fabulocity:
Are you ?
You must know a lot of *smart* people if that's the dumbest question you've been asked

"Whatever"

Sexxkillz:
Aren't you going to marry someone's sister?

Maybe not my friends' sisters [color=#000099][/color]

skarlett:
Why can't your friend marry your sister

He's not a serious type

What is the dumbest question anyone has ever asked you?


Few years back, a friend walked up 2 me and asked if I can allow my sister to marry him....So stewpid a guy!!

adebayo10977:
They escape but dy are going to get caught
kudos to the FRSC official for quick response

Infact!! This can obviously be termed as "End time Robbery "

May God help us sha

Federal Road Safety Corps(FRSC) shared photos from the scene of an armed robbery induced crash which occurred today on the Ipetu Ijesha-Erin Oke segment of the Akure-Ilesha Road.

FRSC and the police responded promptly to assist the victims.

See more photos below:-



Source :http://madailygist.com/scene-armed-robbery-induced-crash-along-akure-ilesa-road-photos/

More grease to ur elbow bro....

Good job there!!

Op....u try sha


On the same note.....u still dey learn

Trial Survival is a necessity in every relationship!!! The best measure to check who we are dating in dia real form is by putting dem 2ru tests!!!

Simple and Practical tho!!

Op..........Kudos 4 d work well done

Oya chop knuckles!!!

Proudly Alumnus

#Idea

NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.





Remark: Juz wanna put a smile on our industrious Mods face!!

Op.....Wia is d list of 5 Nlanders that you respect?



Mention me..if I make d top 3

And Nlanders juz finish dis gal's career!!!

One of those oranges is enuf 2 start d gym!!