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proeast:
I dont know what is so bizzare or extraordinary in my story for you to term it fake. I wont waste my precious time here if not for what happened at shoprite yesterday

Guy...Abeg!! don't quote me ooo,quote Mugabe instead

And that Mod will neva move dis 2 front page 4 pple 2 see means of helping d frustrated soul!!!


Nairaland dis days sef!!!

BTW...Op,u still nid 2 read books... coz u don't av 2 work 4 money,letz money do d work!!!


Jah bless!!

Bro Op.....dia are few things involved

1. Tz either ur fone is fake

2. Ur browser is old and need 2 b updated

3.or u r poor.

Bro Op........

"Your Story is as FAKE as You". #Mugabe

All these "yeye-brities" sef..........

Wetin I wan talk sef...........?


Op,u better be-careful coz u r invading d private lyf of Lalasticlala's Crush...Aren't u scared of being banned?




Juz saying tho!!

End time happenings....




In oda news!!! Gala is getting Shorter
Guess no1 noticed dis

All Glory belong 2 Allah!!

Among the seven days of the week, Friday is the day when Allah's Special mercies are granted. It is a day of gathering for the Muslims and rewards are increased. Many great events took place on this day, and yet to take place.

I'll try enlightening the significance of The Jummah:

Allah has blessed us a complete surah about Jummah Surah Al-Jumua.

"O you who have believed, when [the adhan] is called for the prayer on the day of Jumu'ah [Friday], then proceed to the remembrance of Allah and leave trade. That is better for you, if you only knew." [Al-Quran 62:9]

The day of Jumu'ah includes an hour during which all supplications are accepted. Abu Hurayrah, narrated that the Messenger of Allaah (ﷺ) said:

"On (the day of) Jumu'ah is an hour during which Allaah gives to a Muslim servant standing in prayer whatever he asks for.”[Al-Bukhaari and Muslim].

The Messenger of Allaah (ﷺ), said:

“The best day the sun rises over is Friday; on it Allaah created Aadam. On it, he was made to enter paradise, on it he was expelled from it, and the Last Hour will take place on no other day than Friday.”[Ahmad and At-At-Tirmithi].

The charity given in this day is more virtuous than the other days of a week. The Messenger (ﷺ) said:

"Charity given during the day of Jumu'ah is greater (in reward) than any other day."

It is a day on which sins are forgiven, as narrated by Salmaan (Ra.) who narrated that the Prophet, (ﷺ) said:

“Any man who performs Ghusl on Friday, perfumes himself if he has perfume, wears the best of his clothes, then goes to the mosque and offers as many prayers as he wishes while not harming anybody, then listens quietly while the Imaam speaks until he offers the prayer, will have all his sins between that Friday and the next forgiven.” [Al-Bukhaari].

Dying on Friday, during the day or night, is a sign of a good end, for the one who dies on that day will be protected from the trial of the grave (i.e., Allaah The Almighty will enable such a person to be steadfast during it). The Prophet, (ﷺ) said:

“Any Muslim who dies during the day or night of Friday will be protected by Allaah from the trial of the grave.” [At-Tirmithi and Ahmad].

It was narrated from Aws ibn Aws al-Thaqafi that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:

Whoever does Ghusl on Friday and causes (his wife) to do Ghusl, and sets out early, and comes close to the imam and listens and keeps quiet, for every step he takes he will have the reward of fasting and praying qiyaam for one year.” (al-Tirmidhi, 496)



Cc:lalasticlala,Ishilove and co

Among the seven days of the week, Friday is the day when Allah's Special mercies are granted. It is a day of gathering for the Muslims and rewards are increased. Many great events took place on this day, and yet to take place.

I'll try enlightening the significance of The Jummah:

Allah has blessed us a complete surah about Jummah Surah Al-Jumua.

"O you who have believed, when [the adhan] is called for the prayer on the day of Jumu'ah [Friday], then proceed to the remembrance of Allah and leave trade. That is better for you, if you only knew." [Al-Quran 62:9]

The day of Jumu'ah includes an hour during which all supplications are accepted. Abu Hurayrah, narrated that the Messenger of Allaah (ﷺ) said:

"On (the day of) Jumu'ah is an hour during which Allaah gives to a Muslim servant standing in prayer whatever he asks for.”[Al-Bukhaari and Muslim].

The Messenger of Allaah (ﷺ), said:

“The best day the sun rises over is Friday; on it Allaah created Aadam. On it, he was made to enter paradise, on it he was expelled from it, and the Last Hour will take place on no other day than Friday.”[Ahmad and At-At-Tirmithi].

The charity given in this day is more virtuous than the other days of a week. The Messenger (ﷺ) said:

"Charity given during the day of Jumu'ah is greater (in reward) than any other day."

It is a day on which sins are forgiven, as narrated by Salmaan (Ra.) who narrated that the Prophet, (ﷺ) said:

“Any man who performs Ghusl on Friday, perfumes himself if he has perfume, wears the best of his clothes, then goes to the mosque and offers as many prayers as he wishes while not harming anybody, then listens quietly while the Imaam speaks until he offers the prayer, will have all his sins between that Friday and the next forgiven.” [Al-Bukhaari].

Dying on Friday, during the day or night, is a sign of a good end, for the one who dies on that day will be protected from the trial of the grave (i.e., Allaah The Almighty will enable such a person to be steadfast during it). The Prophet, (ﷺ) said:

“Any Muslim who dies during the day or night of Friday will be protected by Allaah from the trial of the grave.” [At-Tirmithi and Ahmad].

It was narrated from Aws ibn Aws al-Thaqafi that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:

Whoever does Ghusl on Friday and causes (his wife) to do Ghusl, and sets out early, and comes close to the imam and listens and keeps quiet, for every step he takes he will have the reward of fasting and praying qiyaam for one year.” (al-Tirmidhi, 496)

Among the seven days of the week, Friday is the day when Allah's Special mercies are granted. It is a day of gathering for the Muslims and rewards are increased. Many great events took place on this day, and yet to take place.

I'll try enlightening the significance of The Jummah:

Allah has blessed us a complete surah about Jummah Surah Al-Jumua.

"O you who have believed, when [the adhan] is called for the prayer on the day of Jumu'ah [Friday], then proceed to the remembrance of Allah and leave trade. That is better for you, if you only knew." [Al-Quran 62:9]

The day of Jumu'ah includes an hour during which all supplications are accepted. Abu Hurayrah, narrated that the Messenger of Allaah (ﷺ) said:

"On (the day of) Jumu'ah is an hour during which Allaah gives to a Muslim servant standing in prayer whatever he asks for.”[Al-Bukhaari and Muslim].

The Messenger of Allaah (ﷺ), said:

“The best day the sun rises over is Friday; on it Allaah created Aadam. On it, he was made to enter paradise, on it he was expelled from it, and the Last Hour will take place on no other day than Friday.”[Ahmad and At-At-Tirmithi].

The charity given in this day is more virtuous than the other days of a week. The Messenger (ﷺ) said:

"Charity given during the day of Jumu'ah is greater (in reward) than any other day."

It is a day on which sins are forgiven, as narrated by Salmaan (Ra.) who narrated that the Prophet, (ﷺ) said:

“Any man who performs Ghusl on Friday, perfumes himself if he has perfume, wears the best of his clothes, then goes to the mosque and offers as many prayers as he wishes while not harming anybody, then listens quietly while the Imaam speaks until he offers the prayer, will have all his sins between that Friday and the next forgiven.” [Al-Bukhaari].

Dying on Friday, during the day or night, is a sign of a good end, for the one who dies on that day will be protected from the trial of the grave (i.e., Allaah The Almighty will enable such a person to be steadfast during it). The Prophet, (ﷺ) said:

“Any Muslim who dies during the day or night of Friday will be protected by Allaah from the trial of the grave.” [At-Tirmithi and Ahmad].

It was narrated from Aws ibn Aws al-Thaqafi that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:

Whoever does Ghusl on Friday and causes (his wife) to do Ghusl, and sets out early, and comes close to the imam and listens and keeps quiet, for every step he takes he will have the reward of fasting and praying qiyaam for one year.” (al-Tirmidhi, 496)

Live from the national assembly(senate)..

I don't know maybe I was the only one struck by that punchline dropped by Senator Ndume that 'the opposition party in the senate are now as good as the minority party and they have been helping the parliament to sail this far because of the misunderstandings going on in their party,he thus advised them to keep fighting theirselves'...

That was a punchline tho



I can't help buh laff my ass out!!

DaBullIT:
Buhari effect

Wetin b Buhari own naw?

Live from the national assembly(senate)..

I don't know maybe I was the only one struck by that punchline dropped by Senator Ndume that 'the opposition party in the senate are now as good as the minority party and they have been helping the parliament to sail this far because of the misunderstandings going on in their party,he thus advised them to keep fighting theirselves'...

That was a punchline tho!!

Source:www.nta.ng

Jazakumulahi khaeran

Ramadan is the most precious month in the Islamic calendar (Hijri) and it is obligatory for the Muslims to fast in the month of Ramadan. Here are some interesting and quick points that shows the importance of Ramadan in Islam.

Allah has made fasting this month the fourth Pillar of Islam
Allah revealed the Quran in this month
Allah has made Laylat al-Qadr (The Night of Decree/Power) in this month, which is better than a thousand months
Allah has made fasting Ramadan and spending its nights in prayer out of faith and in the hope of reward a means of forgiveness of sins
In this month, Allah opens the gates of Paradise and closes the gates of Hell, and chains up the devils
Every night Allah has people whom He redeems from the Fire
Fasting Ramadan is a means of expiation for the sins committed since the previous Ramadan, so long as one avoids major sins
Fasting in Ramadan is equivalent to fasting ten months
Whoever prays Qiyaam in Ramadan with the Imaam until he finishes, it will be recorded for him that he spent the whole night in prayer
Umra’h in Ramadhaan is equivalent to Hajj
It is Sunnah to observe I’tikaaf (retreat for the purpose of worship) in Ramadan
It is Mustahabb in the sense of being strongly recommended in Ramadan to study the Quran together and to read it to a great deal
It is Mustahabb in Ramadan to offer Iftaar to those who are fasting...
May Allah(SWT) spare our life till the end and accept every Ibadah of ours!! (amin)

It's obviously indisputable that Memphis should be crowned 'the PFA worst player of the year'.....It's saddening and disappointing to watch all his minutes of playing,he's an amateur who is living a superstar lifestyle!!! I loved him buh I regret I did....Van Gal tried so much to promote his career by giving him chances when his output was infact below average.....#TeamSellMemphisToBuyKits

God bless!!

I'm nt asking 4 d kind of anybody's favour!!!

God's favor is all I cry 4!!!!

Isale oro legbin......

Juz passing by tho

Hustle hard today
Hustle pays!!!




It's moi b'day!!! Felas...hit me a million likes
Tanx in anticipation

The fear of tomorrow is d enemy of today's joy!!!
Live ur lyf up and plan 4 ur future!!!



And most importantly, Be positive


2day is moi b'day,my dears out dia... hit me 20000000likes pls

May God punish every hand in dis mishap!! And Rip 2 d innocents!!


2day is moi b'day!!!
May evri hand dat hit LIKE 4 me neva experience dis kind of trauma!!!

#Idearito cares

Some NLders entice some1 wiv dis gud toopics,buh afta opening d thread,na 20G person go take curse dem!! I pity dis Op sha

Op,ur write up shows dat u r high on ijebu garri.......Buhari has acted lyk expected...No string is attached!!! Park ur ass off here

bigtt76:
Congratulations. Buh see how the convocation gowns looking so scruffy and dirty wonder how long its been since it was last laundered.

Abroad it comes well wrapped and they attendants assist in dressing you up

Can't stop imagining d no of times u wrote Jamb b4 u were lata considered In dat private college....bad belle

Alexander001:
congrats bro. if Labour market ain't smiling, then frown your face nd enter in business.

Thumb up bro!!

sirnicson:
While i am congratulating you on your convocation, this is actually a really stupid post. For christ sake, this is why we've got Facebook, BBM, WhatsApp, Instagram and Twitter...not NAIRALAND.
How on earth is posting your convocation a matter of literal relevance, economic concern, spiritual revival, personal development or national security. For crying out loud, nigga you went to a prestigious university and i do not know UNILORIN graduates to be crass in nature and thinking. If your post was about the aesthetic greenry of the University of Ilorin or a general report of the 34th, 47th or 55th Convocation Ceremony of the university, then this post would have been more relevant.
Dude please man-up.....

sirnicson:
While i am congratulating you on your convocation, this is actually a really stupid post. For christ sake, this is why we've got Facebook, BBM, WhatsApp, Instagram and Twitter...not NAIRALAND.

How on earth is posting your convocation a matter of literal relevance, economic concern, spiritual revival, personal development or national security. For crying out loud, nigga you went to a prestigious university and i do not know UNILORIN graduates to be crass in nature and thinking. If your post was about the aesthetic greenry of the University of Ilorin or a general report of the 34th, 47th or 55th Convocation Ceremony of the university, then this post would have been more relevant.

Dude please man-up.....

U think behind d bar!!

Cc:lalasticlala....dis kind story desavz 2 mke front page

Op... u sabi Me ni?

Na me u compose dis 4 nah

What av they got 2 say? I think it's only wen d cat is away that rat dominates!!!

Wetin concern dem concern d list? Dem wan edit am?

Only two kind of people I think u mean!!!!

@op,d ansa 2 ur questn is dis simple!!!!
Y were u clamouring 4 change den?
And wud u b hapi if Shekau is set free afta being gotten?

Saraki is a goner!!

For the Guys! Would You Ever Take the Responsibility of Another Man's Pregnancy?

What's your take on this?