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Airforce1: na so so picture she sabi take

Her mates don marry finish

Rikidony: why you expose me nw..... no be wetin u d do

McWhillion: I can't help but laff in Arabic

Largas: SMH.

Literates indeed!!!

Alikaxon: Are there no Geographers there?

kennygee: Can their back sides be sued for this misinformation?

How can they be this careless?

When Donald "Tramp" don start to dey make noise.

uzeba: Mehn see map like fish!!

Rikidony: .

englishmart: see question o. Do I look like father Abraham?
I haven't seen God's hands o.
But something tells me his hand is not that ugly

Djicemob: Another yabaleft patient on the loose.Where is the hand?

englishmart: Uncle you can lie o.
He didn't give any reasonable reason for his assertions
.
God's hand does not look like that

That thing is so horrendous.
Obviously a demon's hand

ifekemmy: Au do u mean, na by force

echobee: OPS,
Wetin u mean?

pussypounder: Stay off my asss biatch, or else i will shoot your bootylicious butt-hole with my thick akamu and watch it drip #donakamusaidso#

Saraha1: pls pls don't start what you can't finish. see who is taking? Where you there when it happen for you to have the ordercity to say am greed to have fell for the scam?

Saraha1: how I wish I had opportunity to nairaland as at when I came accross this people. All what you narrated was extactly what I was told ,which I fell for it and gave them 120,000k .
I had to work for 8months without salary just to pay back my debt.

That incident open my eyes till date which is one of the reason I don't trust people.

Guykhena: how does this rhyme with ritualists?
People offered you free money,and you declined,and jump into the conclusion they were ritualists? When they didn't make any suspicious movement to you?

Na wa o ,all this superstitious people sef

Kanwulia: I love WHITE PEOPLE!
When death makes fun of you. . .YOU MOCK IT RIGHT BACK!
Nice way to say goodbye!
No need WASTING BLOODY TIME to FAST AND PRAY. . . LIKE AFRICANS!

aisha2: Thank you oh. I see it everyday, they go doing house girl pre marry, get the guy hooked with "wife material" stunts. On saturdays instead of hanging out and enjoying dating they will wake up at 5am, scrub the toilets, wash curtains, sweep, wash boxers and clothes, cook 6 types of soups and still give him mind blowing se-x pre marriage oh all to prove they are super women. See them boasting that they can never cook poundo yam and will pound yam for him and his 10 friends, who will eat leave dirty dishes for her to gladly pack and wash.
They willgo to his mothers house pack her clothes and hand wash, sweep her house wash all the plates, cook and scrub her kitchen, go to his elder brothers house, baby sit the kids, wash their clothes, hand wash their napkins, tomorrow when they finally marry the man mama becomes a witch.

My mother in law gisted me of one who was dating my husband, the lady came one weekend woke up at 5am and started cleaning, she jejerly told the lady to go back to sleep as all that one wasnt necessary and she had help, the lady no gree oh. Mama talk talk taya na so this girl insist, wetin Mama go talk, she went back to bed. Na so body dey scrath this babe say she wants to cook, Mama said its only her and her husband so they mostly eat out weekends, wahala. Mama said she was so uncomfortable with all the eye service but wetin she go talk.
When they broke up the girl was going around telling people that upon all she "did for mama" mama refused to talk to her son when they broke up. .

Its like some sickness, dont start what you cant finish, if the man married you because of all that eye service be ready to keep the eye service till death in total submission abeg

Saraha1: God abeg no give me husband way go dey send me Errand oh.Abeg not with this bowleg oh.

snazzylove: Chaiii!!! Diaris God oo.

Nothing wrong in running little errands for hussy, but not sending me to go and put on d gen, its a mans work for crying out loud. If he's not there fine, but if he is, there are equally little errands he should run for us abeg.

Datz why I love bin pregnant. Cos only then will I have d power to retaliate for all d errands he has sent me in d past. Infact mine is always worse ooo. Cos I will make him bring a side stool, raise my legs gently and place them comfortably on d stool, then start d massage. In the middle of it he will have to go get me water, and later I may feel like drnking a cup of juice or smoothie he no get choice nah. Even if I need to charge my fone, he'll go get d phone, plug it and when it rings he'll bring it and even hold it to my ear to answer the call . He's at my service then.

But when d baby don come...

Using me as an errand girl for evrythin he needs is a no no for me.

Amhappy: Chaiii This is typical of my husband. He will call me from the kitchen where i'm cooking to go buy him recharge card, get his phone from the room. Meanwhile he's at the parlour watching TV and is even closer to the room ooo. Even when i'm eating,errands no dey wait. I had to remind him once that i'm not his daughter. I pray God to just give me babies make this man no use errand finish me. @ OP Its just a habit. Your friends should just learn how to give silly excuses to escape sometimes.

caseless: sucre, trust me;i'l giv u bele with love.

Officiallyurs: Spend less time on this less informative forum called Nairaland you are very backwards.
Check tweetoracle, gossipgirlie and ebuka(can't remember his handle) on twitter they make good money with their 50 something followers and they sell their handle to any company and make good cash.

Tweetoracle was to sell his account for 2million naira but declined.

Dygeasy: As in come to think of it, I'll buy a twitter account? As in a _fucking twitter account? Then I'll be like "Mummy, help me thank God o. I just bought a twitter account with 56k followers"


Na me go be the 1st customer for yabaleft the next morning.