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CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: Stolen UK, US Banks’ Credit Card Info Found On Laptop by idesylvester(m): 2:58am On Oct 24, 2019
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Mays24:
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Check my signature to sell and buy your BTC and PayPal
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You wan make we buy BTC online wey you see naira Marley for this post... chai
CrimeRe: Offa Bank Robbery Update: Nigerian Police Keep Mum On Suspects, Loot by idesylvester(m): 2:43am On Oct 24, 2019
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GoTV:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, i think the federal government should reintroduce firing squad for armed robbers and yahoo boys to be televised nationwide so as to serve as a deterrence to other would be criminals sad
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What will now happen to polithieftians?
Jokes EtcRe: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by idesylvester(m): 7:30pm On Oct 19, 2019
ENGLISH VS PIGIN

English: If Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost.
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS.

English: It will take a while before Dan arrives.
Pidgin: Dangote

English: Jason started it..
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM

English : It's Ramsey that knows her.
Pidgin: Na Ramsey Noah

ENGLISH: Are u Videoing it.
PIGIN: U DAVIDO am.

ENGLISH: Olamide is Bad.
PIGIN: Olamide Baddoo.

ENGLISH: How did u know.
PIGIN: How u Tekno.

ENGLISH: He Might Know.
PIGIN: He Phyno.

ENGLISH: I thought he is a girl, but he is a boy.
PIGIN: I think say na Girl, Burna Boy.

ENGLISH: The Song Belongs to Sam.
PIGIN: Na SamSung.

ENGLISH: It's David that Baked it.
PIGIN: Na David Beckham.

ENGLISH: Selena will fart.
PIGIN: Selena Gomez.

ENGLISH: Their Belly.
PIGIN: Dembele.

ENGLISH: John is Weak.
PIGIN: John Wick.

ENGLISH: Roberto's Car got lost.
PIGIN: Roberto Carlos.

ENGLISH: He went to see Linda.
PIGIN: He go Cylinder.

ENGLISH: It wasn't Me, It was Ruth.
PIGIN: No be Me, Naruto.

ENGLISH: I don't Care.
PIGIN: I Nokia.

ENGLISH: How did u know that I told him to knock your Head??.
PIGIN: How u Tecno say Itel am make Im Nokia head? .

ENGLISH: Look at Ronaldo.
PIGIN: C. Ronaldo

Add yours
Just for fun.���
CrimeRe: Boy Humbled With A Blow After Starting A Fight Over A Wrap Of Weed by idesylvester(m): 3:50pm On Oct 19, 2019
tsfxtech:
08067616216
I will communicate with you soon. Just need to balance few contracts
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram (photos) by idesylvester(m): 5:29am On Oct 19, 2019
Thank God they didn't pick me in the Nigeria army, very heartless leaders they v


That's how a friend of mine is still serving 8 years jail because he refused to confront the Boko haram since he doesn't v a good gun n bullets
CelebritiesRe: Miracle Igbokwe Passes His Commercial Pilot Airplane Exams In Flying Colors by idesylvester(m):
Next news: Tacha took her bath with warm water
Mercy drank tea with a cube of sugar
BBN former house mate shades each
other
Lala joined BBN to take selfie





Make una kuku kill us

PoliticsRe: Atiku Spotted In A Swimming Pool Swimming by idesylvester(m): 11:29am On Oct 18, 2019
daddytime:
Nice way to keep fit...

It would be fun to behold him and Bubu in the pool for a swimming challenge.

First to cum....
you mean cum like CUUUM... In Zara oza room.. grin angry cool
IslamRe: Unmarried Hausa Couple Condemned For Posting This Picture by idesylvester(m): 11:27am On Oct 18, 2019
Officialgarri:
Please it's their religion and you should respect that.

The same modernism that was brought to Christianity is why I go to church every sunday to look at the pant mark of the woman standing as our pastor.

I don't think I've learnt anything from that church because I'm always focused on the shape of her ass.
abeg invite me to that ur church, u can't be enjoying alone
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Searching For Onitsha Trader Whose Shop Was Burnt In The Market Fire by idesylvester(m): 5:18pm On Oct 17, 2019
maoolakanm:
RENO 'MOCKERY' WHY ONLY THE MAN IN RED?. huh huh huh
others can also do their own quota
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 2:04pm On Oct 17, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Do what you desire and let each and every one do what THEY desire. The minute you think I should be forced to follow your rubbish cult, or the clown that runs it, just because yiu believe your wsy is the only way, is the minute you deluded people have failed in this issue.

Believe me, the poverty stricken people are the ones who spend all their wealth on rubbish Sunday prayers...while the rest of us live our lives we best see fit (with a huge hangover and a few hoes on Sunday morning)
wow... congratulations bro. Enough said
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 8:03am On Oct 17, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
The free thinkers recognize that there is no unicorn clown in the sky, supposedly so perfect the he can solve all your problem if you become his slave....oh and btw, this perfect clown has finances problem so he needs you to spend your money on his rubbish every Sunday.

ARRANT NONSENSE, i' ll take my chances and live MY life the way I see fit, doing exactly what I desire, without being a slave to some unicorn bastard in the sky.

To hell with you and all the other demons who supposedly are into a religion of good but attacking anyone who doesn't desire to live like you sheep. If that's what your unicorn clown in the sky teaches you to do then i want NO part in you demons and your evil cult!
Recognizing your maker doesn't make u stupid or slave to anyone. It's in Nigeria u see foolishness in worship and that shouldn't make you neglect the fact that u definitely have a maker and things didn't come to be off nothing. It's ur life and u own it for a particular period and until then, think twice... don't let the poverty and illiteracy way of worship make u!
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 6:14pm On Oct 16, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Who created science?!?!?!?! How stoopid are you to ask such deluded question?!?! What next, you are gonna ask me who created the air we breathe or who created stoopidity or ignorance?

This above question of yours is the reason why so many deluded people go to church... xtians are some of the most STOOPID GULLIBLE people on earth.
so this is how the free thinkers think thinking they're free... wow... this one worst pass goat ooo
CelebritiesRe: Nkem Owoh Visits Father Mbaka Adoration Ministry (Pictures) by idesylvester(m): 6:12pm On Oct 16, 2019
iamJ:
Osufia himself


Only Nigerian actor that I can confirm
what about pete Edoche?
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 6:10pm On Oct 16, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Who created science?!?!?!?! How stoopid are you to ask such deluded question?!?! What next, you are gonna ask me who created the air we breathe or who created stoopidity or ignorance?

This above question of yours is the reason why so many deluded people go to church... xtians are some of the most STOOPID GULLIBLE people on earth.
I have always wished to meet foolish people like u, but u know this earth doesn't belong to science... hahhaha... illiterate free mumu thinker
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 1:32pm On Oct 16, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Science is FACT... religion is ARRANT DELUDED RUBBISH.
who created the science... or is it extra science that made them...

My brother God is beyond everyone's knowledge and because he's too powerful and great, ur small brain can never phantom his uniqueness. I guessed u r confused therefore u had to believe in the seen
CrimeRe: Boy Humbled With A Blow After Starting A Fight Over A Wrap Of Weed by idesylvester(m): 9:15am On Oct 16, 2019
tsfxtech:
Humility soaked in weed

You will agree with me that short videos engages potential customers more than mere text and images. Let's help you animate your business today.
Help me with ur number
CelebritiesRe: E-money Looks Different As He Changes His Hairstyle. His Brother Reacts by idesylvester(m): 9:02am On Oct 16, 2019
EastGold:
Now, I agree with the minister
so E-money is the story of Nigerians
SportsRe: Super Eagles Rated Second Youngest National Team In The World by idesylvester(m): 8:53am On Oct 16, 2019
nakaman:
should we celebrate this
At least it's better than BBN news
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 8:50am On Oct 16, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
The deluded above question does NOT deserve an answer, a picture will do the needful:
Science made you I guess... see brainwashing
Business To BusinessRe: I Have 3 Macks With 40ft Flatbeds - Need Goods From Outside Lagos by idesylvester(m): 6:41am On Oct 16, 2019
arofred:
I have 30 units of flatbody truck to carry goods from Lagos to any part of the country. Call 08124897424
can you bring your truck let's manage it alongside mine?
Business To BusinessRe: I Have 3 Macks With 40ft Flatbeds - Need Goods From Outside Lagos by idesylvester(m): 6:40am On Oct 16, 2019
patrick45:
Hi Lumy,

I am also a new owner of a truck and a 40 ft flat bed attached. I am new in this business and i need your candid advice and most definitely some connections to get jobs from Lagos to upcountry states. Please reply as soon as you can as my truck is just lying there jobless.
Is your truck still available let's work together, I have one too
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija’s Khafi Joins Former Housemate Bisola At The Temple, See Photos by idesylvester(m): 3:20am On Oct 16, 2019
If una post any BBN news here again aswear I go slap person

PoliticsRe: #budget2020 Scales Through Second Reading A The Senate by idesylvester(m): 3:18am On Oct 16, 2019
Let them just give everyone their share of this money and allow us grow our economy ourselves. They've tried and can't accomplish anything
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 11:41am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
My father and mother are my makers... nobody else. I am no descendant of any Harry Potter mambo jambo foolishness in the sky.... thats YOUR clown family tree, not mine.
now I understand where you're coming from. So who made this harry potter earth you're living?
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 11:25am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Helping the poor while your bastard in robe master buys private jets... continue lying to yourself...sheep!

By all means tell us all who made you...if not your mum and dad?! I call myself a man with a functioning brain. What do they call you brainless sheep these days?

You bunch of clueless people are the biggest HYPOCRITES on the face of this earth... quick to talk about your master the clown in the sky and his holy book, but then you cannot follow the same BS laws written in that holy confused book of yours. ....
- When was the last time you stoned a rebellious child to death a?
- When was the last time you cut your body part that had you sinned?
- When was the last time you demanded for rapists to marry their victims?
- When was the last time you gave your worldly possession to the needy?
- You selfishly wear garments of 2 different materials, don't you?
why are you so buttered about the fake so called pastors, well blame those who does that to them... right now I care about your brain that lack the messiah's presence. Who is your maker and what's his name let me see if you know where you're coming from
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
The only death that will be painful is YOURS when you realize there is no holy clown in the sky, and you have wasted your sorry brainwashed life (while getting some bastards in robe richer every sundays)
sorry I'm not making anyone rich but helping the poor.. you just failed, what do you call urself " free thinker" or what?
Hahaha... there's no God according to you but its ur father and mother that made u tru sex?? Hahahahh... brainless
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 9:23am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
...and after YOUR death, I wish you can tweet and pose for the Gram with your holy clown in the sky.
I'm enjoying this... your death will be painful cos u don't know ur maker... that's how sad it be...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Administration Earned N16.6trn From Oil In Four Years by idesylvester(m): 9:21am On Oct 15, 2019
Racoon:
Yet the senile old man borrowed thrice the amount the previous government ever borrowed during its stint.Too bad.
you can enter someone's mind eh... you just said my mind, are gurumaharaji
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 9:17am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
That clown is YOUR maker, not mine.
Are you saying you cannot die in a second because you believe in a clown in the sky?

Bro, go get a refund of your brain!!!
after your death, sense will come to u...
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 7:17am On Oct 15, 2019
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MrBrownJay1:
You must be one of them gullible deluded sheep? Abeg, don't forget to buy yourself one pair of these "holy" shoes.... nothing better to meet your maker than to be wearing his holy approved garment.

arrant holy nonsense!!!!
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Who's talking about the shoe? I'm taking about ur brain that refused to know his maker, a mortal man that can die in a second, a man who thinks he knows better than the world and the maker...
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 6:52am On Oct 15, 2019
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MrBrownJay1:
Any deluded person who claims he can walk on water (or the brainwashed sheep who believes him) are all clowns in my book...no better than Harry Potter or spiderman.
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Only time will tell...ur type makes the world complete.
FashionRe: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by idesylvester(m): 5:02am On Oct 15, 2019
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MrBrownJay1:
The deluded people who bought these shoes for 3k should be CRUCIFIED, like the clown who pretended he could walk on water.
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